#they’re all gay your honor

[marcelsmoodyblues]

this one did numbers on twitter so I thought why not make a comeback to tumblr with this as my first post.

[huniipum]

not genshin but here’s a sneak peak to what i’m planning ✨

yes, yes i want the Simon alt to kiss Simon, yes i know what i’m doing, no you do not have a choice to unsee the impact i’m about to have drawing these two feverishly kissing each other

[anidealistatbestburntoutatworst]

sigma: “don’t shoot me bc i am just the messenger… but every gay person you know has an evil gayer person pulling the strings behind them.”

fyolai: “yeah…. he’s definitely talking about us.”

[3y3-see-you]

Here’s my own tribute to this underappreciated masterpiece! Katya and Sofia are both top tier girlbosses, and their homoeroticism in the poker scene is impeccable (no I don’t play favorites wym). I might make another version with the cards flipped so we get Gonchy and Andrey in the center if I have the time later so…. Much to consider.

Font for the title text from the incredible poster by @beelzeebub :)

[rierieoffpage]

Ugh the black hole that is Sk8 the Infinity has pulled me so far in that I CAN’T FOCUS ON ANYTHING. I HAVE SCHOOL SHIT I GOTTA DO BUT ALL I CAN THINK OF ARE THE GAYSSSS

[la-lune-chante]

fellas is it gay for your fight scene to be a metaphor for sex

[penguineatingblueberries]

I’ve come to the realization that most people that are writing mock trial fanfiction for this case (and we are few) are shipping De la Porta with someone else.

Except for that one person on AO3 who’s doing “cops and robbers” with Kit and Poe. I kiss you <3

[blubblubisdead2me]

REIMARI REIMARI REIMARI

[sexymoonmansslut]

my lovelies <3

i’ll never get over them tbh

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

*Angel and Husk taking Nuggets for a walk, minding their business*

Some rando: Slut!

Angel: *stops*

Angel: Hold my pig-

Husk: Kick his ass, baby. I got your pig-

[afterartist]

‘Come here often?’

‘Killer this is our fucking kitchen’

Killer and Horror WIP for a dumb lil vid I’m working on

[crystalmethsthings]

andrew minyard about neil josten bc he was gone from the moment they made eye contact:

[caelanglang]

The Language of Messed Up Kids (who never bothered to talk)

⚠️ blood and weapons

[lonnymustreturntothevoid]

biblically accurate depiction of the emo scene in 2005

OR: i’m pretty sure the reason i’m gay and emo is because band members were just banging each other left and right the year i was born ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[cactusisconfused]

✨Guess who has an ideaaaaaa✨

I saw this post about ghost having lost some of his teeth from over time and for some reason I thought of the exact opposite thing.

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It all started out with Soap’s notice of Simon’s oddly sharp canines.

Soap overtime has gotten very few glimpses of ghosts face, especially when they’re still finding grounding with each other after meeting. The first time Soap sees ghost without his mask, Ghost doesn’t speak. The next time he takes it off and he does speak, but Soap is too caught up in awe to even think there’s something different about ghost.

He doesn’t notice them until their first kiss. The kiss itself was uncoordinated yet so passionate- all tongue and teeth- given their far too many close calls on this last mission.

It’s Soap letting out a small hiss as his tongue feels as though it had been pricked. Any thought soap had about whatever just pricked his tongue left the atmosphere as Ghost made a soft noise in the back of his throat. The sound had been so vulnerable yet so Simon. It had Soap practically melting for the man.

It wasn’t until the next time he had seen ghost maskless that Simon smiled after something Soap said.

At first he was blinded by the beauty of the man in front of him, how could he not? What with the sun from outside the window shining on Simon’s pale skin, his light freckles being illuminated by the warm hue.

But there, in that perfectly crooked smile, were the ever sharp canines. As pointed as a spear and as white as a cloud.

Now Soap isn’t stupid, quite contrary really. But after this observation, some other things about ghost seemed to be connected.

How Simon had these almost inhuman canines.

How Simon was always pale and dressed to the nines- all in dark, grim clothes- to never be touched by the golden sun above them unless it was indirectly- like through a window.

How Simon was always frigid to the touch.

How Simon rarely ever ate with the rest of the task force.

Even on missions, Simon would just disappear sometimes, eventually coming back with far more blood than he had before.

At first, Soap had thought Ghost had just run into some altercations- which he probably did. At least that was soaps previous thought before he stumbled upon ghost as they were clearing a building. The man was hovering over the enemies body, blood dripping from his mouth that becomes soon to be wiped away by the Brit’s sleeve. Simon had explained that he had lost his gun in the fight, and as a quick resort before the man could call for back up, he had bitten him.

Simon hadn’t seemed proud of the action. Johnny didn’t push, but he certainly filed that thought into the back of his head.

Now, Soap isn’t saying his boyfriend is a vampire per se, but he would be lying if he said he hadn’t thought about it- especially after that.

At first Soap tried something simple, just to test out this silly little thought.

On a recon mission, soap had picked up a small but sturdy stick and sharpened the end slightly with his pocket knife, making a stake. He simply pocketed the thing and went on his way.

When he got back to base he went to ghosts room to ‘show it’ to him.

“Hey L.T, got you a gift.” Ghost had looked up from his desk and looked at Soap, who then looked at the makeshift stake. Simon had just looked at it for a moment and nodded, putting his hand out to take the offering then giving soap a masked kiss on the cheek.

Soap paused for a moment at the lack of reaction towards the stake- at least the lack of a negative reaction. The man simply accepted it…though really Simon is probably used to the odd gifts by now- (given the growing collection of rocks on ghost’s shelves gifted to him by Soap.)

Soap had simply nodded and gave a “of course, Si.”

The next thing Soap had tried was garlic. He waited until they were both on leave and he made some simply spaghetti with garlic. Now he didn’t actually put the garlic in. If his “suspicions” were correct and Ghost was a vampire, he’s not about to poison his boyfriend.

Once again, Simon made no reaction to the garlic as Johnny was cutting it, despite the garlic letting out a potent smell. Simon had simply moved to wrap his arms around Johnny’s waist and rested his head on the Scot’s shoulder, his eyes closed. Perfectly golden eyelash’s fluttering.

By the time they finished eating Soap simply accepted that ghost wasn’t a vampire. Not that he actually thought Simon was- that would be just silly- but whatever experiment he was conducting came to be a failure. Not that he minded much.

Little did Soap know that Ghost was very thankful that Johnny didn’t put the garlic in, given that he is, in fact, a vampire.

Anyway this was just a fun idea that I had that became a lot longer than I expected. I might do something more with this, I might not. We’ll seeee.

Also here’s the post that inspired me ^^^^

[andyrandyx]

Get bro out of Uganda right now with all these tap dancing faggalitious men 😣😣😣‼️‼️‼️‼️🙏🙏🙏🙏🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥