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quick question how long is too long…
#i think i am genuinely so anxious about writing a mediocre sex scene that they’ve been kissing for 800 words what the FUCK#at the moment we have 1k of mikey plot#1k of gerard being in his head and frank telling him he’s an idiot#1k of gerard/reader#and then oh my god!!! is that mikey way!!!#(it is mikey way)#they’ll fuck eventually
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logan def walks around the apartment shirtless in gray sweatpants and wade literally can’t function because wolverine is literally standing in his kitchen making breakfast while looking LIKE THAT
#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#wolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#they’re down bad#they’ll figure it out eventually#honda odyssey fucks hard#marvel#poolverine
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I want yall to know that it was technically Torbek’s entire character that made me realize what Kremy and Gideon’s character arcs are, and that they even had character arcs in the first place
And I have an actual explanation for this. I’m not just pulling this out of my ass here.
Torbek from the get-go is everything that Kremy and Gideon are not. He is honest (or as honest as he can be), kind, compassionate, morally decent (I’d say the goblinoids are the 2 party members with the highest morals), and is incredibly emotional (and forthright with said emotions).
Not to say that the husbands are incapable of being any of these things—in fact, Kremy and Gideon both have repeatedly shown signs of kindness and compassion, both to their friends and to strangers. But also…im not gonna sugarcoat it, they’re not good people. They steal, they destroy, they murder (and actively enjoy the murdering process—or at least Gid does), etc. Kremy’s whole character is built on lies (literally his part of the opening poem says “when turned to words, could only lie”), and Gideon is very emotionally stunted (I’ve made a separate post going into this fairly in-depth, so I’m not gonna get too into it here, but he clearly hides behind a mask of anger whenever he feels genuinely sad, nervous, frightened, etc).
Anyway, I didn’t realize that Kremy has been going through a sort of character arc regarding his lies until they met Pincushion, where Kremy tried lying and bullying his way into getting what he wants (and it not working), and Torbek tried being kind and truthful into getting what information they needed (and it working wonderfully).
#yall im gonna have a fucking field day analyzing these fuckers once S2 starts#yall think I haven’t shut up about them now#I really won’t shut up about them once the hiatus ends#if it ends#*sigh* someday they’ll return#also I do eventually wanna go really in depth about frost and the goblinoids character arcs#since I know I haven’t mentioned them at all except in passing#but theirs I feel like I need to wait until the campaigns end#since I have no idea what a couple of their character arcs are or where they’ll lead#legends of avantris#once upon a witchlight#ouaw#kremy lecroux#gideon coal#torbek#also unrelated but I’m scared Torbek might be doomed by the narrative#but that’s a discussion for another day#anyway goodnight
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thinking about rafe & coryo & anakin & astarion and how imo their inherrent appeal (if you pick up on any) is supposed to be in the fact that something is extremely wrong with them (or they aren’t meant to have any appeal at all). bc i don’t understand the stans who are so selective with reading and hearing they try to argue otherwise like were you so blinded you ignored the glaringly & obviously bad things about them??????? rafe & coryo & anakin later especially?????????
#thinking about hannah’s posts about rafe and how he’s portrayed vs how he’s seen#‘it’s in the potential’ ‘i can fix him’ zuko’s redemption arc and it’s consequences on media consumers#NOT EVERY BITCH CAN BE HIM#some characters cannot (within canon) be redeemed accept it and fuck him about it anyways#to clarify i fw with the trope of he’s less awful to you but i love when its still mentioned how sick he is and you should rlly be grateful#astarion in a dark urge playthrough likes animal cruelty#most times anakin kills its in large numbers and hes extremely obsessive#coryo knowingly takes joy in starving others and playing with them like a snake does a rat etc etc#one of the most knowingly sadistic inhumane characters and you can’t really make him give a fuck#rafe is arguably incestuous and a void for drugs who will leech off of you like a parasite if you stay with him despite everything#etc etc etc.#they’re reactionary the world pivots around their emotions and in most situations i believe they’d kill you before they let you go#they’re the sun in the way that in their own universe they are the center of it and they’ll eventually collapse in on themselves#bc they’re burning up themselves and those around them but for the time being its give them enough of a high to live off of#*it gives#astarion is more covert maybe on purpose#and if you don’t know his ea backstory i think you’ll just gloss over a lot anyway but he’s a bitch regardless and he serves himself#and later you but no one else#like imo even with the spawn ending he’s not treating everybody like he’d treat himself and you#tw animal cruelty#tw murder#(mainly)#📜.scrolls
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me writing every kickoff chapter: i cannot wait to edge my readers again
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Small drawing collection of my latest creation Emran as a teenager/freshly minted Air Acolyte, for my dear partner in unhinged OC shenanigans @katkastrofa, as promised <3
#my art#artists on tumblr#the legend of korra#original character#I need to figure out a way to tag these guys#like with renny and dori I just put sotrl in front of their names and that works#but emran is technically an LaF character. though not uniquely tied to that verse. and idk what to do with Ila and Alasie#maybe I need to have some unique oc tag or smth. I’ll figure it out#if you’re wondering why I stayed up until half past 7 a.m to draw this it’s because I needed some way to cool down#after the kuviren smut absolutely broke my brain#and what better way to do that than by drawing my sweet baby boy?#yes lmao he went from baby girl to baby boy in like 24 hours. fucking sue me#but actually. actually!! they’re both. they contain multitudes :)#they probably haven’t even realised that at this point and are still in disguise#convinced that she’ll be punished for her deceit if anyone found out that she’s actually a girl#(okay off topic but the switching pronouns are really fun lmao)#but give them time. they’ll figure it out soon enough. in these pieces they’re slowly getting used to temple life#and that is the first step to self acceptance#I’m actually extremely proud of these. especially the one with the apple basket. I feel like the androgynous vibes are really there#and he looks like his brother the most in it#but the others are fun too. I loved doing the portrait. I should do them more often#and.. I will admit. I traced the lemur. I can barely draw people okay how do you expect me to draw animals#but I just think that Aiza would really love a little lemur friend#animals don’t judge and she doesn’t have to watch herself around them. she can just be. plus the lemurs are really cute <3#I want to eventually do a companion to this with Aiza instead. maybe from back before she ran away#probably something based on reflection from Mulan too bc the vibes are there. though.. to be completely honest#I’d say they have a lot more of Shurochka Azarova’s vibes than Mulan. but that’s just my love for Soviet cinema taking over#it’s essentially if mulan fought napoleon instead. and when discovered instead of left to die they promoted her to lieutenant 😁#I realise the comparison is completely incomprehensible to everyone but me but.. go watch the hussar ballad. it’s free on YouTube with subs#okay enough rambling. i shall now go to bed. @ Kat I hope this brightens up your morning at least somewhat. I love you!!
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just going to keep this au tucked into the back of my mind for the rest of the show btw. doctor who if his companions literally would not leave him alone. he keeps getting new companions and they’re just. integrated into the tardis family. bonding over how much they all love this weird pathetic spaceman who has enriched and/or ruined their lives.
#even funnier if the doctor regenerates and tentoo does not so theyre just perpetually stuck with angsty david tennant alongside whatever#doctor is flying the ship at the time#they’ll like. leave and do normal life stuff every once in a while.#the doctor internally going both ‘oh good theyre returning to their lives 🙂’ and ‘THEYRE ABANDONING ME 😭’ because he has issues#and then another companion will hijack the tardis to pick them up again because the doctor is trying to avoid it ‘for their own good’#the doctor tries to leave them all behind when they all go to donna’s wedding and is thwarted by luke smith (also invited to wedding because#donna and sarah jane are friends now and luke eventually starts living parttime on the tardis like sarah jane does (sarah jane i can see#going back home the most. but still never leaving the doctor alone lmao.) and anyway luke got overstimulated at the wedding and hid in the#tardis to calm down (sarah jane told him that was okay 🥺) and then the doctor tries to??? fucking leave everyone??? (<- having a crisis)#and twenty minutes later luke has commandeered the tardis back to the wedding and the doctor is getting an earful from both donna (‘YOU RAN#AWAY FROM MY WEDDING???? MY WEDDING????’) and sarah jane (‘YOU KIDNAPPED MY SON???’)#i got off track here talking about donnas wedding my point was that i think it would be funny if this stupid alien man’s family just keeps#growing and growing and he cant do shit about it.#sometimes the master is also there when she’s on good behavior and she makes fun of him for it soooo much. loser cant keep his humans off#his tardis.#tardis family au
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What if I made a little fucked up Stardew Valley esque AU with all my OCs. What then.
#I may or may not have gotten that game last week and been grinding like crazy lmao#I just think it would be funny if you moved into town and everyone is like ‘welcome!!!! do NOT go to xyz especially at night (: no reason’#romancing Serena or Jacob results in a game over/death#you can’t date negasonic but if you give him too many disliked gifts he’ll just kill you bc ur annoying lmao#you never see any of the giants but there’s lots of clues and quests about them#if you leave certain ‘offerings’ they’ll eventually give you ultra rare items#just a funky little fucked up town and also I’m the mayor#but no one knows why and they’re pretty sure they don’t pay taxes bc I don’t know how those work
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Unexpected consequence of watching GO2: the moment in smut fics when the Ineffables openly & clearly communicate what they want from each other will now pull me out of the story.
Aziraphale/Crowley: Tell me what you want from me.
Me: They would not fucking say that.
#*continues reading anyway*#no hate to any fics that do this it’s just me having a moment#tho it is immensely funny to imagine sex being the single area in which Crowley & Azi actually fucking TALK to each other#I’m sure they’ll communicate eventually#until then shitposts to cope#good omens 2#ineffable spouses#aziraphale#crowley#good omens#good omens fandom#good omens fics
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my reoccurring nightmares of drowning in the stars are starting to creep into my waking hours. a reminder that even though the sun hides them, the empty vastness is still there
#aka ‘i am so fucking depressed lately’#sigh. this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass#as for the nightmares those never pass. but they’ll still for a bit eventually. maybe#moon babbles
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or truth or dare 😭 “bling i dare you to cockwarm al for the rest of the game” OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
she would do it in a heartbeat!!! omg when bling gets truth imagine al thrusting into her while she’s trying to speak 😵💫
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Mirror Verse!Koschei probably does lovingly describe Theta as having the attitude of a person who’s never been told ‘no’ their entire life(lives) while also having zero(read: 100%) self-awareness that HE is the one who created this monster. Like. In every Universe Theta Sigma is the Universe’s punching bag, that doesn’t change. This boy is still ‘being told no’ and being put through bullshit daily, by your side, you are there for it. So like. What’s worse girlie. Making fun of your husband for being a spoiled brat, or SO excitably being the one to make your husband a spoiled brat?
#Koschei is a simp. Koschei is still just as obsessed as the Master is. Theta is so incredibly aware of this.#(well. not the master thing. yet at least.)#they both manipulate malewife each other though. it’s healthy. being a lil fucked up is just enrichments for your Thetas and Koscheis.#You have to let them or they’ll DIE#ooc#character: mirror theta & koschei#insert the actual mirror verse tag here. i’ll make one eventually.
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#life has been a mix of sucky and great these past couple of months#im so grateful for the ppl whom i love and cherish so so much#but deep down im also scared that they’ll leave eventually and we’ll stop keeping in touch after grad#next week is the last official time (for a while) that we all hang out before ppl start leaving the country#life goes on and change is inevitable#also so incredibly bothered by someone who completely shattered my trust a few months ago#someone I genuinely cared for so so much and the first time ive ever felt like it was okay to pursue smth romantically#without my trust issues getting in the way#they had so many qualities that i value in a partner and i rly thought for the first time ever that I should give someone a chance#it’s been 3 months since it ended and yet im nowhere close getting over them#it shouldn’t be this hard to get over some u never dated????#also I fucking hate the term situationship#my friends keep reassuring me that THEYRE the unlucky one for letting someone like me go#but I can’t seem to believe that no matter what#I know I believe it deep down but my thoughts are super clouded at the moment#and all I think about is how I’m so incapable of being loved#it’s going to be so hard for me to ever trust anyone like that again or open my heart to someone#and that’s the saddest part of it all#I’m that rly chill and easy going friend that’s harbouring a deep sadness within atm 🤣🤣🤣
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having a vagina is so fucking annoying sometimes I swear to fucking god!
#tmi#I am SOAKED#I noticed it last night like it’s so fucking slippery#it feels like I wet my pants#and it makes me have to go to the bathroom more because it just feels like I have to pee#I don’t think I’m bloated???#and I’m not supposed to get my period for another two weeks#this is so annoying#I hate sitting in wet undies I feel like I’m wearing a diaper#and then I can’t rewear the pants I’m wearing cause they’ll eventually smell
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LRB ok but I have never been as happy in my 20s as I am now. Like, cannot say I’m happy-happy, but I’m definitely not FUCKING miserable as I was in my 20s. If you’re in your 20s I can say your 20s are not the great time they’re hyped up to be most of the time
#as a matter of fact my happiest times in my life were primary school#and then high school#and now my 30s#middle school was the fucking worst#and my 20s were a hell of my own design because I kept trying to figure shit out without really knowing what I was looking for#and oh yeah I still don’t have plans and still don’f know what the fuck I want#but I’m a lot more chill than I used to be#it’s gonna be fine guys#remember to make friends and have fun eventually#and don’t listen to what other people expect from you#fuck all that shit they’ll have to deal with it#now... am I successful? hell no but I’m doing better#hopefully I keep being this hype about life
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i do really wanna study the phenomenon of people going to multiple shows of an artist and getting multiple meet and greets with an artist and feeling very entitled to said artist to the point they genuinely believe they’re friends with the artist and i know it goes along with parasocial relationships but like oh my god
#the band camino genuinely has some of the nicest fans#how fucking ever there were these two girls that like super pissed me off today#and they were like first in line first in line which whatever if no consequence#me and my friend went up trying to figure out the vip line situation#weren’t helpful super mean said it was all one line but they didn’t know they were just GA (a lie btw)#and me and friend were standing there (not even in line) just trying to figure it out#and we’re talking to other people trying to figure it out no one could agree#eventually a sweet girl came and i think we figured it out with her she was so helpful and nice#(bevause i think it did seem like we were cutting the line because people were lining ip behind us#as we tried to figure it out but we were like no no we’re just trying to understand)#and then one of the meaner girls from earlier was like ‘i’m sure they’ll check where you’re standing#and the nice girl said ‘i will make sure they come around the building)#like super nice genuinely and it was great#but no one did come get us until like the VERY end and we were rushing to check in even though we were there and hour and a half early#but then the way it worked out we formed a new like after touring the stage and me and my friend happened to be up front#the two mean girls from earlier fully cut (went under a bar instead of walking with the vip coordinator) which again whatevee i don’t care#during this vaguely heard they’ve been to 36 shows (which like respect but you got vip at all of them? how lmao and love the boys but theyre#very consistent you’ve seen it once you’ve seen it respectfully and then after the meet and greet i was behind them by the stage and i think#they were talking about me and my friend since we got to go relatively early to meet them#but again literally the last people in the meet and greet entering line lmao but i was visibly shaking from anxiety and like it wasn’t worth#it in the moment then they got barricade and were SHOUTING the boys names and holding up signs for songs THAT HAD ALRWADY BEEN PLAYED AT#SHOW THEY WENT TO (i know because the girl literally said so) and singing very sexually to the boys trying to get their attention#and just were so unpleasant and felt above everyone else#and it’s like! y’all aren’t friends with them! theyre never gonna fuck you! they recognize you because you go to a lot of shows and worm#your way to the barricade because you know the ins and outs of the vip process#but if y’all were really friends you would not have to pay HUNDREDS of dollars to see them and talk to them#i have friends who work in the music industry i have friends that are artists i have made friends with artists AT shows#you’ll be put on the guest list or brought backstage through a back door or they will go out of their way to the audience to talk to you and#you will hang out outside of shows when you’re able to#if you are regularly paying an exorbitant amount of money for five seconds? you’re not friends lmao
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