#they’re down bad

[luvrloki]

logan def walks around the apartment shirtless in gray sweatpants and wade literally can’t function because wolverine is literally standing in his kitchen making breakfast while looking LIKE THAT

[sparfloxacin]

Olli has said he just microwaves stuff and now Aleksi’s saying Olli’s the best cook and he’s the one who microwaves stuff and I am so confused

[sahteen]

Why are so many ngos run by such unqualified and narcissistic people?

[crybabychita]

my parents want to enter their grandparent era so badly, they started calling their dogs by “mijito/a”

[airheadsbites]

in an unheard of turn of events i applied for a job and got an email five minutes later asking for an interview

[lilislegacy]

i think it’s the most funny and romantic thing ever that they’re so attracted to each other in dangerous/deathly situations. in both those scenes, they are an absolute mess - percy covered in dirt, blood, and spiderwebs, and annabeth covered in muck and sewer water - and yet they find each other so beautiful. they could literally be about to DIE, and yet all they’re thinking is “wow you look so hot right now.” i just love when they percabeth like that. they are so funny.

also. perseus jackson, where the HELL were you going with that thought about the way her beads looked on her throat before you stopped yourself, young man?

[bikimdokja]

what the fuck is wrong with wilson. why was bro willing to pay $1K for house to get back his bloodstained carpet ??? and then convinced cuddy to get it back for him by telling her he’s probably autistic, dude.

[swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual]

As per usual, it’s DP crossover with (probably) DC, although you could probably adjust it for other fandoms

ANYWAYS

A little kid and his mother are trick or treating in another city, perhaps at some kind of event rather than knocking on doors, and the kid is dressed as Phantom. It’s very adorable, with his little ghost-shaped bucket and clearly homemade and already stained costume—listen, white only works if you can just fly over street grime or phase it out of your clothes—and his slightly I’ll fitting wig. The kid is SO happy to be out and about dressed as his favorite, and maybe even showed it off to Phantom back in Amity Park before his family left.

The hero, insert whoever you wish here, is probably in civvies and just enjoying the event. The kid, meanwhile, is so glad when people ask who he is so he can explain, and so- the hero gets to hear ALL ABOUT the local town hero who is probably pretty small time despite the kid’s clearly exaggerated stories. The hero certainly never heard of him, but the kid’s mom confirms that Phantom really was the town hero, despite some mixed reviews of the poor guy.

“Did you manage to show him your costume?” the hero asks.

“Yeah! We went down to the cemetery to leave flowers and I got to show him my costume.”

Wait. Cemetery? Maybe it was part of theme, because Phantom had to be named that for a reason, but… it sounded like…

The kid ignores the suddenly VERY still hero and instead turns to his mom. “Momma, do you think we should bring him candy? He doesn’t get to trick or treat like we do, and I can work super hard to get him a bunch!”

The kid’s mom just smiles. “We could, but maybe we should bring him something homemade. I bet he’d like something more filling, teen boys like him have a hollow leg.”

The kid wrinkles his nose. “Like Vernie with the pizza bagels?”

“Like your cousin, yes. We can make some cinnamon rolls and take them to his memorial, maybe bring some of the apples from your grandpa’s garden…”

The hero is pretty much forgotten as the two-part family wanders off, not quite intentionally forgetting the hero is there so much as the hero somewhat accidentally ended the conversation when they just froze and didn’t ask anything further.

Not that the hero didn’t want to. But they’d learn something very serious.

One—there was a small town hero they’d never heard of. Two—that hero was apparently a teen. Third—most pressingly, the teen hero was both beloved enough to have kids dressing up as him and dead enough to have a grave.

This… might require some phone calls.

[bambeebirdie]

Okay consider Bruce Wayne is the very well known bankroller for the Justice League. Batman is still part of the league, but they don’t know he’s Bruce Wayne. So, due to Bruce Wayne being such a well known figure and very obviously connected to the Justice League, that has kinda made him a target for certain people which means the Justice League has decided to assign one of their members to help keep him safe. Insert notorious billionaire fighter Superman becoming the part time bodyguard of Bruce Wayne in this epic superbat romance

[luvrloki]

this is literally deadpool and wolverine

[captainwinterrsoldierr]

I find it funny how in times of despair Percy and Annabeth will both say how hot they look to each other. I.E Annabeth about to fall into Tartarus and she says Percy had soot and scrapes all over his face and she said he never looked more handsome😂. And for Percy when they’re literally in Tartarus said Annabeth looked amazing for someone who looked beaten up, sooty and dressed like a homeless person😭

[birdy-babe]

Stolas “‘Ugh, Why did you show up here?’ While sitting in his lap, leaning into him, with his arm around him” Goetia

[bittersweet-nothingss]

Buck smiling at Eddie like this is something so special to me

[littleprincehyun]

Baekhyun teasing Jongin and Sehun 😂

[2d-beefcakes-my-beloveds]

Thorin, thinking of Bilbo: He has eyes like jewels, a face perfectly round to hold, tiny to protecc, and the loveliest curls spun of the finest gold. Mahal himself must’ve crafted him, I’m not worthy.

Bilbo, thinking of Thorin: He has hair like spilled ink, eyes that shine with Yavanna’s light, and he’s more than tall and strong enough to help around the house and garden. Why would he want boring old me?

[eterniravioli]

so at what point does the fia stop paying attention to what 5 years olds might hear in a press conference and start paying attention to conditions on track that could seriously hurt or kill someone