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logan def walks around the apartment shirtless in gray sweatpants and wade literally can’t function because wolverine is literally standing in his kitchen making breakfast while looking LIKE THAT
#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#wolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#they’re down bad#they’ll figure it out eventually#honda odyssey fucks hard#marvel#poolverine
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Olli has said he just microwaves stuff and now Aleksi’s saying Olli’s the best cook and he’s the one who microwaves stuff and I am so confused
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Why are so many ngos run by such unqualified and narcissistic people?
#I haven’t worked there in 3 months but my friend who still works there just called me to spill some tea#they’re down bad
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my parents want to enter their grandparent era so badly, they started calling their dogs by “mijito/a”
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in an unheard of turn of events i applied for a job and got an email five minutes later asking for an interview
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i think it’s the most funny and romantic thing ever that they’re so attracted to each other in dangerous/deathly situations. in both those scenes, they are an absolute mess - percy covered in dirt, blood, and spiderwebs, and annabeth covered in muck and sewer water - and yet they find each other so beautiful. they could literally be about to DIE, and yet all they’re thinking is “wow you look so hot right now.” i just love when they percabeth like that. they are so funny.
also. perseus jackson, where the HELL were you going with that thought about the way her beads looked on her throat before you stopped yourself, young man?
#they’re SO down bad for each other#they are so perfect#i mean i know no relationship is perfect#but they’re imperfectly perfect#perseus jackson where were you going with that comment about her camp beads on her neck?#he’s such a guy#hopefully annabeth likes having her neck kissed#LOL#percabeth#percy jackson#annabeth chase#pjo#the demigod diaries#mark of athena#heroes of olympus#percy jackson and the olympians
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what the fuck is wrong with wilson. why was bro willing to pay $1K for house to get back his bloodstained carpet ??? and then convinced cuddy to get it back for him by telling her he’s probably autistic, dude.
#hes so down bad#i have no words#wtf did i just watch#yes i am new to the show#your honor they’re gay#house md#hilson#gregory house#james wilson
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As per usual, it’s DP crossover with (probably) DC, although you could probably adjust it for other fandoms
ANYWAYS
A little kid and his mother are trick or treating in another city, perhaps at some kind of event rather than knocking on doors, and the kid is dressed as Phantom. It’s very adorable, with his little ghost-shaped bucket and clearly homemade and already stained costume—listen, white only works if you can just fly over street grime or phase it out of your clothes—and his slightly I’ll fitting wig. The kid is SO happy to be out and about dressed as his favorite, and maybe even showed it off to Phantom back in Amity Park before his family left.
The hero, insert whoever you wish here, is probably in civvies and just enjoying the event. The kid, meanwhile, is so glad when people ask who he is so he can explain, and so- the hero gets to hear ALL ABOUT the local town hero who is probably pretty small time despite the kid’s clearly exaggerated stories. The hero certainly never heard of him, but the kid’s mom confirms that Phantom really was the town hero, despite some mixed reviews of the poor guy.
“Did you manage to show him your costume?” the hero asks.
“Yeah! We went down to the cemetery to leave flowers and I got to show him my costume.”
Wait. Cemetery? Maybe it was part of theme, because Phantom had to be named that for a reason, but… it sounded like…
The kid ignores the suddenly VERY still hero and instead turns to his mom. “Momma, do you think we should bring him candy? He doesn’t get to trick or treat like we do, and I can work super hard to get him a bunch!”
The kid’s mom just smiles. “We could, but maybe we should bring him something homemade. I bet he’d like something more filling, teen boys like him have a hollow leg.”
The kid wrinkles his nose. “Like Vernie with the pizza bagels?”
“Like your cousin, yes. We can make some cinnamon rolls and take them to his memorial, maybe bring some of the apples from your grandpa’s garden…”
The hero is pretty much forgotten as the two-part family wanders off, not quite intentionally forgetting the hero is there so much as the hero somewhat accidentally ended the conversation when they just froze and didn’t ask anything further.
Not that the hero didn’t want to. But they’d learn something very serious.
One—there was a small town hero they’d never heard of. Two—that hero was apparently a teen. Third—most pressingly, the teen hero was both beloved enough to have kids dressing up as him and dead enough to have a grave.
This… might require some phone calls.
#dpxdc#danny phantom crossover#meanwhile Danny. sitting on a giant marble slab that has the most ridiculous gag gifts a ghost could ever ask for#he’s just like Oh Sweet Cinnamon Rolls!#he would try to convince people to bring him nasty burger but while val has MOSTLY gotten over her vindictive anger at Phantom DOES decide#that she’s gonna be petty and add cilantro to everything#because Danny has the cilantro soap gene#jokes on her he’ll still eat it#Danny likes his little memorial in the grave. it helps settle him sometimes. also he’s gotten to know the security guards for the cemetery#they’re fun. a bit morbid. they LIKE his jokes so you can stuff it JAZZ#MEANWHILE the hero. Whomstever they are but like 90% of you are thinking either batfam or Justice league#are having just. a TOUCH of a crisis#now they gotta figure out where the kid and his mom are from without either of them figuring out#dealer’s choice on what the GIW and why Amity Park isn’t on the radar#I’ll add my two cents bc when don’t I but I’m by and large not like… dictating this? anyways#I like making the GIW just a BIT more incompetent or just having some massive flaws as an organizational group#so they keep forgetting to tell people to not LEAVE and to keep quiet#average amity Parker if the GIW tried this anyways: aw that’s cute. anyways-#and if it’s dc I guess you need to figure out how the jl never found out. so#i mean there’s a LOT of heroes and cities in dc#and amity park is just lost to the noise or. bc Fenton bad luck#every time Danny tried to call. the jl had some insane disaster and or their systems were down#he eventually figured he might actually be cursed- jury’s still out on that -and he’s saving lives by just handling it himself#he can handle rhe metaphorical mega thunderstorms if it means he doesn’t accidentally summon a fucking tsunami to hit the planet ya know?#the kid and the mom have no idea that what they said was Odd#they are just so used to it. amity park already was using death puns and had an. interesting history and relation with death#even BEFORE there was a dead kid flying around in his white gogo boots
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“Just the tip” and then him not being able to hold back because the pussy is just too good is one of the hottest things ever — I will die on this hill.
#bonus points if it’s because he hasn’t got protection >>>>#that shit just hits different I swear down#ain’t never a wrong way to write it 10/10#noncon dubcon con it literally always lands#and that internal guilt that they feel while at the same time they’re trying not to cum😩#esp when you’re the bad influence too like yes pls!!!!#‘it’ll be fine just pull out’ — like it’s that easy…#btw this would make such a good fic with enjin or follo just sayin >>>>
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Okay consider Bruce Wayne is the very well known bankroller for the Justice League. Batman is still part of the league, but they don’t know he’s Bruce Wayne. So, due to Bruce Wayne being such a well known figure and very obviously connected to the Justice League, that has kinda made him a target for certain people which means the Justice League has decided to assign one of their members to help keep him safe. Insert notorious billionaire fighter Superman becoming the part time bodyguard of Bruce Wayne in this epic superbat romance
#where Superman falls in love with Bruce Wayne because it turns out he’s not that bad of a guy even though he’s billionaire scum#and Batman is not getting jealous of himself no sir#you’re crazy#this idea came to me while discussing comic book iron man so if you’d like to marvel this idea go for it#also feel free to make it any other hero but personally I’m more of a superbat kinda guy myself#i honestly feel like Superman is a bizarrely logical pick#because sometimes Gotham and Metroplois are like neighbors and Superman has super hearing/flight/super speed#(and all the other super powers that make him practically invincible)#also Batman obviously can’t do it because he hates all rich people and clearly has beef with Bruce Wayne (hence why they’re never together)#and Superman is such a swell guy obviously he’d be down to keep their bank account- I mean trusted civilian ally safe#this idea could probably still work fine with all the kids snickering in the background and maybe sometimes helping covering for Bruce/Bats#but personally when I read superbat I kinda like it to just be Batman and Superman 😅 not really Batfam and Superman#like this it’s own genera to me#anyways#my post#dc#dc comics#batman#bruce wayne#superman#clark kent#superbat#batman and superman#fan fiction idea#justice league
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this is literally deadpool and wolverine
#deadpool and wolverine#logan howlett#deadpool 3#wade wilson#poolverine#wolverine#deadclaws#they’re down bad#they did a lot of penetrating#their first reaction being to fight each other is comical#honda odyssey fucks hard#honda odyssey#marvel#x men
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I find it funny how in times of despair Percy and Annabeth will both say how hot they look to each other. I.E Annabeth about to fall into Tartarus and she says Percy had soot and scrapes all over his face and she said he never looked more handsome😂. And for Percy when they’re literally in Tartarus said Annabeth looked amazing for someone who looked beaten up, sooty and dressed like a homeless person😭
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Stolas “‘Ugh, Why did you show up here?’ While sitting in his lap, leaning into him, with his arm around him” Goetia
#this man is down bad#I have hope for them#no matter what they can’t help but be all over each other#even when fighting they touch and they care and they cling to each other#they’re like two little magnets#always pulled together#ugh I miss them#stolitz#helluva boss#blitzo#stolas#hellaverse#helluva boss blitz#helluva boss stolas#blitzo x stolas#stolas x blitzo#hazbin hotel
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Buck smiling at Eddie like this is something so special to me
#buck and eddie#buddie is gonna be canon#9 1 1 buddie#evan buckley#eddie diaz#9 1 1 on abc#they’re in love your honor#my babiiiiiiies#i love them so much#they’re soulmates your honor#look at his smile#he’s so down bad
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Baekhyun teasing Jongin and Sehun 😂
#lol manz knows how much they wanna be down there with all of them#honestly it’s so cute that they just want to a part of the group again so bad#me too#also heard they’re going on world tour once they’re both done#this better actually be a world tour and not just Asia#like they never come here anymore 😭😭#I’m ready to spend so much money on them#baekhyun#exo#sehun#kai#jongin#kpop
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Thorin, thinking of Bilbo: He has eyes like jewels, a face perfectly round to hold, tiny to protecc, and the loveliest curls spun of the finest gold. Mahal himself must’ve crafted him, I’m not worthy.
Bilbo, thinking of Thorin: He has hair like spilled ink, eyes that shine with Yavanna’s light, and he’s more than tall and strong enough to help around the house and garden. Why would he want boring old me?
#the hobbit#thorin oakenshield#bilbo baggins#bri writes#bagginshield#thilbo#they’re so down bad for each other#them
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