#they’d be so good

[underpreparedbard]

Hear me out

Joey Batey and Colin Morgan playing brothers and getting into dumb situations

[mostghst]

the way i wanna see stede and mary co-parent. like i need that so bad bc they rlly did reach understanding w each other and are happy theyre succeeding separately they would co-parent so good.

their kids being like “yea my mum is an artist and my stepdad is an artist and my other stepdad can do cool sword tricks idk what my dad does but he gives us little trinkets when he visits”

[crowskullls]

Yungwill, Kaboodle, and Manepear on Lifesteal could absolutely save me. It’s the only thing I’ve been able to think about this week

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Vanny and Michael if they met as teens

[epiphanytear]

Waiting for the day when Ateez finally does unit songs 🙏🏻

[adhd-coyote]

“General Kenobi, you claim an assassin killed the Chancellor?”

“Yes. Unfortunately, neither I nor Commander Fox saw them, as they used a flash bomb to disorient us and fled too quickly for us to follow.”

“And where, exactly, did they flee? No one reported seeing anyone leave this office.”

“Why, they fled through the broken window, of course.”

“What broken window?”

“That one.” Kenobi points. The previously intact window shatters, as if hit by a very strong invisible force. Neither Kenobi nor the Marshal Commander so much as twitch.

“Are you alright, sir?” Commander Fox asks, all concern. “You must be very tired, if you didn’t notice the clearly broken window. You should go rest. It’s okay, General Kenobi and I can take it from here.”

“Yes,” Kenobi agrees, prim and proper. He raises a hand, fingers slightly curled, and his voice takes on a different note. “Go home and take a nice, long nap. This will all be handled by the time you wake.”

“I will go home and take a nice, long nap. This will all be handled by the time I wake.”

“Very good. Have a nice evening.”

[avelera]

The fact that Ed fantasizes about owning an inn but knows deep down he’d be terrible at the front of house, customer service stuff if the customer was in any way difficult, juxtaposed with Stede being long suffering but extremely good at dealing with shitty customers without losing his cool is making me feel some kind of way and god I hope it’s foreshadowing

[ineffable-aaaaaaaaaa]

mooooooore ineffable wiiiiiives

[obsessedwithstarwars]

Question for the DP fandom:

Do you think Danny’s hair turns white when it falls out? It’s technically dead cells anyway but when it naturally falls off his head, do you think it turns white? Because I think it would be hilarious if his hairbrush just has white hair, no black strands whatsoever, and his significant other thought the worst until they know his secret.

[hotluncheddie]

Thinking about Eddie opening the door to Steve for their first date.

His hair is combed back with water, his bangs parted to the side and curls slicked back away from his face, but the waves are still unruly at the back of his head. He’s wearing an old denim shirt of Wayne’s, buttons done up all the way and it’s tucked into his jeans. No handcuff belt and his sneakers look freshly cleaned. He’s clutching wildflowers in his fist, eyes wide and scared. He bounces on his toes as his mouth fights against his grin.

Steve can’t believe what he’s seeing. He’s never been so exited for a date before. He’s never had a date look so exited to see him. He spins his keys on his finger, once, twice; a nervous habit.

‘Yo-you look, uh, really nice.’ He stammers, and watches Eddie’s nervous smile bloom.

[theoppositeofprofound]

not to go off topic but i think that ideal post-canon dungeon meshi situation for kabru is for him to simultaneously have a slowburn domestic cozy noodles and rare escapes to go monster hunting and falling asleep in the same bed situation with mithrun AND some sort of high politics high stakes power dynamics they can't escape, manipulation equally matched by hopeless affection, glances shared over council tables, getting caught in the closet with the king again (explaining basic social protocols to him) thing with laios.

then just as he's coming to terms with his own feelings and the possibility that they might be romantic he learns that mithrun and laios have in fact been carrying on some sort of psychosexual no-strings affair the whole time (mithrun sits on the dresser and dispassionately explains horrific and bizarre monster situations from around the globe while laios gets off seven feet away)

[knox-knocks]

Maybe exy is a little boring to him — but andrew doesn’t just not care about exy, neil notes in the beginning of tfc that he seems to outright resent it. boredom doesn’t bring about resentment. but do you know what does? the idea that a sport you barely give a shit about is the only reason anyone gives a shit about you

[lazylittledragon]

for everyone who wasn’t at the panel on sunday it’s so important for you to know that emma gregory always calls minthara “minthy”

[wigglebox]

Destiel Pride - Day 5; Cursed or not

[chloesimaginationthings]

Into the pit Jeff and Mike finally sleep together in FNAF..

[thisearthycat]

it’s your life, burn your dread