#they would be huge britney fans

[i-am-cesear]

I have a new revelation. I was going to say that Rei Amayado likes to listen Toxic by Britney but wanna know WHO is the real Britney fan? Fling Posse. Gentaro would LOVE to channel his inner Britney. That man likes to act like a princess, he would sing Toxic and maybe Baby One More Time.

Fling Posse would LOVE Britney.

[izzyspussy]

the ONLY ofmd characters who are into taylor swift more than passingly are alma, mary alamby, and edward fucking teach. and that's IT.

listen i like taylor swift generally speaking more than the next guy, but if i see one more person say frenchie ofmd would be a swiftie i might actually lose it

[keepthedelta]

I really enjoyed your brocedes lore drop, do you have any lore about princess cake that you think people should know?

i could hardly talk about princess cake without mentioning the britney of it all. jenson talked multiple times about how into britney spears he was, how attractive he thought she was, he once even said that if he was stranded on a desert island he would take britney and an ugly man with him so she would sleep with him. he then nicknamed nico that because, and i quote "he was so beautiful". one time when nico and jenson went out clubbing with some of the others (mark, lewis, felipe etc.) jenson called out to nico "hit me baby one more time" and nico immediately got upset. since then jenson has gone on to date and marry a woman called brittny, reaching a stage of the psychosexual cycle that most don't ever get to.

jenson used to dock his yacht (park his yacht? idk the technical term) in the harbour overlooked by nico's building. i have no idea whether it was the most convenient harbour for him or not (although i'm pretty sure he didn't live in the same part of monaco as nico) and there's no indication it made any difference to their lives, but it amuses me. like a gatsbyesque kind of cry for attention.

jenson was a huge fan of triathlons, even organising some for charity i think, and nico also got into them. nico did what (according to jenson) many triathlon lovers do and got into finding ways to reduce his time, including getting a really lightweight bike. he and jenson would talk about that sort of thing leading to (what i consider to be) this iconic "hey jb jb jb" moment. they even competed together in several triathlons, including a charity triathlon they did as a team with alex wurz (jenson did the swim, alex the bike and nico the run).

nico originally wanted to do his extreme e team with jenson. he asked jenson, but jenson had already been looking into it and struggling to find sponsors so nico went off and did his team alone. they eventually both ended up entering teams, and nico's team rxr, lewis's team x44 and jenson's team jbxe ended the first season of extreme e as the top three teams (in that order). nico also later stole jenson's female driver mikaela ahlin-kottulinsky for the second season.

jenson's dad's favourite f1 driver was keke rosberg, so when jenson got the chance to meet keke at the 1998 spanish grand prix he was really excited. in his book he wrote about how irritating he found nico (who was 12) because nico was trying to tug keke away and jenson just wanted nico to leave them alone.

this is them both on that day. i like to think that it really is nico pulling at keke's arm in the second photo.

[meangirls-imagines]

Welcome to the Poly!Plasticsverse!

collab with: @yungpoetfics (my fav bubs in the world)

Regina George

@queenbgina/@callmereginald (she/her)

North Shore's Queen Bee

Soft for her girlfriends

The mom of the group

Basically a sugar mommy for her girls

Lifehack Geek

TikTok hater

Has rational fear of werewolves

Will fight a bitch

Victoria's Secret girly

Female rapper stan (Doja, Cardi, Megan, etc.)

Gryffindor

Lesbian

Gretchen Wieners

@thegretchenw/@greatgretsby (she/her/it (only if ur special))

The second mom of the group

Softest human

Loves playing with her girlfriends hair

#1 Twilight hater

Has a letterboxd account just to leave bad reviews

The level headed one usually, but will snap when she needs

Cuddly as fuck

Loves Fleur du Mal lingerie

Stubborn as Fuck

Wine drinker/expert

Loves vintage music (Elvis, Elton John, etc.)

Hufflepuff

Bisexual

Karen Shetty

@karebearz/@karensheetty (any pronouns)

Ambidextrous™️

Loves Spongebob

Plant Parent

Knows Britney Spears and Lady Gaga choreo

Kpop girly (Blackpink, BTS, etc.)

Lettering expert

Has Funko Pop collection

Squishmallow lover

Ravenclaw

Pansexual

Cady Heron

@cady_heron/@defnotcaddy (she/her)

The third mom of the group

Whispers when angry

Carries bandaids at all times

Always has snacks

Lactose Intolerant (but LOVES cheese)

Cries at Rom-Coms

LOVES hugs

Cannot handle spicy food

Sleeps with a teddy bear

Happy to be here

Friends with everyone's parents

Token vanilla of the group

Has diary (with a heart shaped lock)

Bisexual

Aaron Samuels

@aaronsammy/@atomicaaron (he/him) or (ho/mie)

1/3 of Terror Trio

Y/N's best friend

North Shore's resident Himbo

Will do anything if someone says "I dare you"

Impulsive buyer

Has one brain cell (shares it with Y/N)

Overuses 💪 emoji

Usually confused

1/2 Golden Retriever duo

Can skateboard

Uses Axe body spray

Co-founder of Stuntmares

Dreams of grabbing a teddy in a claw machine (bucket list item)

Ass man

Owns too many grey sweatpants

Kisses his homies (homiesexual)

Has never watched Harry Potter

Watches lifestyle coaches on YT

Can play the ukulele (really badly)

Loves Eminem and Harry Styles (would fuck Harry Styles)

Writes Larry Stylinson fanfics

Kissed Y/N once (regretted immediately)

Bisexual

Damian Hubbard

@hubbarddamian/@damianishubby (he/him/they)

Learned how to sew from Janis

Does drag and has a YT channel (Anita Dick)

Huge Adore Delano stan

Will fight anyone who hurts Janis

Doesn't like Rupaul as a person, but is a religious Drag Race fan

#1 Poly!Plastics fan

Has an 8 step skincare routine

Cameraman for Stuntmares

Earlybird

Lies about having curfew to go to sleep early

Ravenclaw

(Lowkey wishes he was a Slytherin bc it's the "cuntiest house"

Him and Karen watch The Bachelor

Fav movie is Dirty Dancing (did the lift with Janis)

Learned how to twerk from Y/N

Gay

Janis Imi'Ike

@janiisimiike/@imiikenough (she/they)

Secret Barbie girly(live action and animated movies)

Will go straight for Ryan Gosling

Feral chihuahua of the group

Hozier stan

HATES THE KARDASHIANS

Pain in Regina's ass

Anger Issues™️

Secretly loves Olivia Rodrigo

Mentally Ill friend

Emotional Drunk

Karaoke Queen

Tits girly

Leather Jacket lesbian

Getting piercings > therapy

Has a suit collection

Thrifter

Loves her friends

Dog person (secretly)

Quotes niche memes

Kinky af

Middle Child

Lesbian

Y/N Y/L/N (FC: Chrissy Costanza)

@thisbeyn/@reginaslefttit (she/he/they/it)

2/3 Terror Trio

2/2 Golden Retriever duo

Has matching fried egg tattoo with Aaron.

Co-Founder of Stuntmares

"Hi, I'm Y/N and welcome to Stuntmares" *jumps off roof into pool*

Cuts her own hair

Blooper Reel Queen

North Shore's resident stoner

AUDHD (autistic + ADHD)

Playlists range from Beethoven to ashnikko

"IT'S NOT A PHASE. IT'S A LIFESTYLE."

Demisexual

Plays electric guitar

Has slight speech impediment

Gremlin of the group

D&D Dungeon Master

ALWAYS falls asleep during movie night

Power Nap Addict™️

Insomniac

Monster Energy Drink Enthusiast (collects the cans)

Oddly good at Origami

Tweets everything she thinks

Has been banned from Fortnite and Roblox

Married to Gretchen on The Sims (regina and karen were sad)

Anger issues

✨Spicy✨ Latina (do not fuck with her people)

Matching rings with her gfs

Def had one night stand with Cady

Shane Oman

@shaneomann/@omantastic (he/him) or (dumb/hoe)

Loves Old School Rap (Biggie, Tupac, Snoop Dogg, etc.)

Hates Y/N at first but comes to love her like a sister.

Only person who can outsmoke Y/N.

Has a dropped truck with red LED lights under it.

Blasts music walking down the halls.

Always has the zoomies.

Orange cat friend.

Has elevator music playing in his head 24/7.

Challenged Damian to a dance off. (He lost. But he had girls simping over him)

Posts thirst traps on TikTok. (Regina's mom is his #1 follower)

Has a frying pan tattooed to match Aaron and Y/N.

Always on Stuntmares trying to create new world records.

Or eating a bunch of weird combos.

"Oman! Not again!" *proceeds to eat a marshmallow and spam sandwich*

Ralph Lauren man

Whenever the polycule argues, he's a "fuck this shit, I'm out" person.

Professional party crasher

Dine and Dash expert

Has nipple piercings (Aaron and Y/N dared him to get them)

Curses like a fucking sailor (Half of his lines on Stuntmares are just censor beeps)

Talks way too fast.

Knows Italian and Spanish (Him and Y/N talk shit in Spanish)

His ringtone for Aaron and Y/N is the remix of the Windows error sound

Loves t-shirts with offensive prints (Regina tries to make him dress normally)

Has gc with Aaron and Y/N called "Hoemies"

Would fuck Aaron

TICKLISH

Major gossip (Him and Gretchen meet once a week to talk shit)

[baizhuswifey]

My obey me headcanons

Leviathan mammon and Lucifer have really bad cursing habits

Each of the brothers play at least one instrument

Lucifer plays piano,mammon plays the drums leviathan plays electric guitar Satan plays saxophone,asmo plays clarinet, Beelzebub plays tuba or trombone and belphie plays oboe or clarinet

Whenever diavolo acts up barbatos gives him pickle flavor candy

Lucifer is an alcoholic

Mc and Solomon tell the brothers stupid lies about humans to get what they want and the brothers will make up lies about humans to get out of certain situations

The brothers occasionally all play Roblox together usually playing dress to impress or flicker (Everytime Satan or belphie get murdered Lucifer is always the first they kill)

If any of the brothers do something bad and need someone to tell and help them out because they don't want Lucifer to know they can't tell asmodeus... asmodeus is a snitch

Lucifer and Beelzebub have the fattest asses out of all the brothers

All the brothers have gotten in fist fights with each other atleast once (the two with the biggest record of fist fighting is leviathan and mammon)

Every week at 3 a clock on Friday leviathan and asmo go on walks to talk shit

Mammon and Lucifer get high together quite often

Leviathan has the most horrendous back arch and waist

The brothers put sheep mc In a stroller

When mc said they needed more female friends leviathan mammon and Beelzebub put on dresses and makeup and said "now you have more female friends"

Leviathan mc and mammon are not seen without eachother ever

Barbatos and diavolo secretly love kpop (barbatos is a huge huge huge newjeans,red velvet and G-Idle fan and diavolo likes atteez and enhypen)

Lucifer and diavolo have some tension between them when they are all alone (ykwim)

Luke is a big fan of ducks and manatees

Asmodeus has a secret obsession with Abby Lee Miller and Britney Spears

Simeon has a slushie machine

Lucifer has a dart board for all his brothers and whichever makes him upset he pulls it out and starts chucking darts at it

Simeon is waiting and waiting and waiting for Luke to call him dad and he thinks about it everyday

Luke is obsessed with apple juice

If asking all of the characters (not Luke) boobs or butt,mammon diavolo Satan would say butt, Lucifer, asmodeus, barbatos and Solomon would say boobs and leviathan, Beelzebub, simeon and belphegor would say thighs

If a twerk off was held simeon,Lucifer and diavolo would end up winning

Leviathan is good at doing voice impressions

Simeon is a good singer

Solomon has a fear of hamsters

Solomon is obsessed with popsicles

And Zoro.... WAIT WHAT ZORO YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE HOW'D YOU GET HERE ARE YOU LOST

[noahsmuse]

CRUSH ♡

✮ PAIRING: noah sebastian x popstar!reader

✮ REQUEST: “Maybe something along the lines of, Y/N did a cover of a bad omens song and has stated in a couple interviews that BO is her favorite band. And Noah finds the cover and from there you can decide what happens ❤❤” - 💌 anon!

✮ A/N: my first full fic for noah!! 🥳🥳 hope you all enjoy! keep the thoughts & requests coming with anything you’d like to see me write about :) italics represent flashbacks!!!!!

WHILST you wait for your dates’ arrival, sitting in your best attire keeps making you think about how everything between the two of you have transpired…..

..it all started when you were sat with an interviewer behind many cameras recording your answers to be put in videos and magazines that were sure to sell out as soon as they hit the shelf, one of the most asked and speculated questions caught the attention of everyone, especially by one of the people you listed.

“when it comes to creating music, who are some artists that you look to for a source of inspiration?” the interviewer asked you, your response consisted with artists that many thought you would say like britney spears and madonna but then you said a band that shocked numerous people specifically the members within the group that’s known as Bad Omens.

but…this wasn’t the last time that you would mention the band or their music, often times when asked about who are your favorite artists at the moment, they’d find themselves in that list along with some of your other friends in the industry. yours and their fans noticed how you would post their songs onto your instagram stories and even wear merch!!!!!!

everything changed when you were invited into the BBC live lounge and they presented you with the option to choose a song to cover, so of course, you decided to sing your version of ‘The Death Of Peace Of Mind.’ the internet went crazy over your version of the song and ended up being posted EVERYWHERE.

since your cover of the song seemed inescapable to literally anyone on the internet that week, of course this was how noah was introduced to your music and captivating voice. sure, he’s heard of you talking about how bad omens was one of your favorite bands and thought it was cool that you known who they were but didn’t really think much about it until he’d seen the cover you done.

after hearing the cover that you’ve done for ‘The Death Of Peace Of Mind’ and all the kind words you’ve said about the band, noah decided it was time to reach out to you. but seeing as he deleted all his personal social media accounts and you’re literally famous, it was almost impossible to get your attention so eventually, he kinda just let it go.

until….it was announced that you switched record labels and coincidentally you signed to the same company as Bad Omens. as this was a huge deal, not only for you but also the label, they decided to have a party to celebrate your signing !!!! everyone within the label was invited which also included noah sebastian from Bad Omens, so when he seen the invite, he made sure that his schedule was cleared just so he could make it to the party that day.

finally, the day of your signing celebration arrives ! you were so overwhelmed with all the love, attention, and support that came from your new co-workers which is the main reason why you’re now sitting outside, just for a break from all the madness. right as you’re about to turn around and go back inside, the sound of loud music escaping from behind the closed doors along with a feeling of eyes staring down at you is enough to make your head turn around to see the lead singer of Bad Omens making his way over to talk to you.

the whole moment feels unreal for the both of you. you’re finally talking to one of the main masterminds behind the band that you admire and kind of grew a crush on, meanwhile, noah was amazed that he was even able to talk to you.

many hours go by just sitting and talking with noah, you two clicked immediately and learned that you both were basically the same person !! as the night comes to an end, noah walks you back to your car, making sure you can make it back home safely but before you leave, he asks for your number to stay in contact!

and ever since, you haven’t gone a day without speaking with noah whether it was by text messages, phone calls, or the almost daily facetimes. it was clear to literally anyone that you both were in love with each other so while talking on the phone one day, so he decides to make the first move and ask you out to a nice little restaurant…

this now leaves you nervously toying with the hem of your dress while also pacing back and forth in front of your door waiting for —

the sound of knocking interrupts your thoughts as you open your front door to see a 6’3 man with big brown bambi eyes staring down at you holding a beautiful custom made bouquet that he had ordered days before hand, after one of your conversations turned into you talking about flowers and what your favorite kinds were. him remembering this random little detail about you made your heart swell, you could tell just from this small action alone, that he was definitely your soulmate ♡

[yuri-anderperry]

do u have any headcannons about what kinda music the poets listen to? personally i think at least one of them would be a mumford & sons fan (mostly for the banjo) but i cannot decide which one

for some reason i get a very specific 70s-90s music vibe from a lot of them, especially neil and todd, but i also like to think that todd is into metal (like korn) bc i think it'd be so funny if someone like him was listening to such intense music

i always liked the idea of neil as a huge queen and fleetwood mac fan, and he personally strikes me as someone who likes softer (?) music more

charlie is a "listens to anything" type of person. i like to think he's a huge pinkpantheress fan (also bc he has a crush on her,) but he overall listens to older pop music (the token britney spears/beyonce/rihanna/kesha/lady gaga/soulja boy etc. fan)

knox would claim he only listens to rap music but he actually really fw charlie's music and glee club is definitely in his top 5 on his spotify wrapped. he'd exclusively listen to tyler the creator in the car

i honestly don't know about the others? meeks&pitts once again give me that older music vibe, and cameron doesn't really strike me as someone who would listen to music a lot so it's hard to pinpoint what he WOULD listen to 😭

[violet-moonstone]

(Race to the Edge) Snotlout would be a huge Britney Spears fan, pass it on

[allthegothihopgirls]

What kind of music do you think each of the Batfam members listen to? (Besides Jason who is obviously a Mitski stan)

OH I LOVE THIS QUESTION!!!!!!! i'm gonna tryyyyy and take this seriously

starting off i think alfred's music taste influences just about everyone in the manor to some degree. lots of classical music flowing through the hallways at most hours of the day, the music reminds everyone of home. i think it's a general rule of thumb in the family that if you want to locate alfred, just follow the sound of mozart.

drawing off a bit of canon, i think dick listens to a lot of popular 80s stuff. the cure, joy division, the b-52s, billy joel, abba etc. that one panel of him humming 'here comes the sun' also comes to mind, i think he'd enjoy the beatles. however i do think he'd also be into some soft rock, maybe just a little bit of more intense stuff too. fleetwood mac's a big one i think he'd like. i've mentioned in a post before how i think dick would enjoy foo fighters in his post-robin rebellion phase, and i stand by that.

i do also enjoy his insane love for david bowie in the live-action titans adaption... very dear to me. i take that as gospel. also have a slight feeling he's a bit of a jazz guy once in a blue moon.

however i don't think he'd be overly into music, (the artists though, that's a whole other thing), i think he's also just happy to flick on the radio to some random dated station... or, don't crucify me... the top hits of the day.

i think jason's taste is a bit more refined. he's the #1 victim of alfred's classical music agenda, sitting in the library he's got something like 'lacrimosa' looping endlessly.

unlike dick who's got a happy-go-lucky approach to music, i think jason feels into it a bit more. he's joyriding through the city and listening to slipknot, sleeping with sirens, misfits etc etc. he's just looking for background music, maybe he's playing dashboard confessional, or... hear me out... lana del rey. he's out on patrol and is playing 90's rap through his helmet's bluetooth.

i think he'd also enjoy amy winehouse, the boys next door, no doubt, alice in chains, and maybe a bit of lorde. he's definitely into more indie bands too, local stuff. makes his own mixtapes and you'd only be able to recognise like 20% of the bands by name. he's also the one batfam member who i think would go to war to defend the songs he feels deeply about.

tim's a bit more difficult to narrow down, but i'll throw 90s alternative out there; jimmy eat world, oasis, radiohead, weezer, pearl jam type stuff. i'm also very set in my ways about femme-pop tim, which is definitely more out there and harder to justify. in terms of that i think beyonce, rihanna, and britney spears are the big three he'd enjoy.

i just think he likes anything with a beat tbh, it's not so much about genre or the actual song, as it is about the mood. similarly to dick, i don't think he's typically meticulous with defining his taste or anything, just happy to listen to whatever's making him feel good.

as for damian, i think anything with soothing instruments entices him. mainly classical, but not just limited to european stuff, i'm thinking of tyagaraja, toru takemitsu etc just off the top of my head. he'd also like elton john, queen, and other older artists with a polished vocal and avantgarde nature. i'm also going to put cartoon soundtrack music into the mix, specifically songs from adventure time. for whatever reason i'm also super drawn into the idea of him being big on kpop, although i don't know enough about the genre to make specific assumptions.

steph (ik she's not exactly batfam but i'm including her anyways) listens to predominantly female artists, and oscillates between very uplifting pop stuff, and.. societal hatred. so i think on one hand she's very into marina and the diamonds, kesha, and olivia rodrigo, but also paramore, hole, fiona apple, lorde etc. in contrast to all of that though she's also a huge fan of the beatles' solo careers, particularly paul mccartney.

cass is into a lot of the music she's done for ballet performances. the music for the snow queen instantly comes to mind as something that would be a favourite of hers. this might be a bit out there, but i think she'd enjoy grimes a lot, mostly because of how enriching it is to just listen to the sounds of, without having to pay much mind to the words she's speaking (grimes never really makes a lot of sense anyways). apart from that i don't think she really listens to all that much music, maybe some 2000s pop she hears on the radio driving around with steph.. i did enjoy the all star gag in batgirls (2022).

babs has a pretty similar taste to steph i think (i believe steph may have gotten some of her taste from her). she's a big fan of stevie nicks, gwen stefani, maybe the cranberries, hole, dolly parton, janet jackson, lauryn hill, and lesley gore. i'd like to say she enjoys a bit of 70s eccentric too, the doors, blondie, bowie etc. i don't think she's overly fussed with what she's listening to, as long as it doesn't sound too watered down and modern-pop like.

and i don't really know enough about duke to make assumptions, so i'm just going to let him sit out of this one. i also don't think bruce has any time for music, except for a bit of classical to help him concentrate every so often.

[big-barn-bed]

how did you become a beatles / paul fan? curious to know the lore!

OUGHHHGG

well, my dad has been a huge paulgirl his whole life, and would play a ton of paul solo and Beatles music to me as a kid. At the time, I was more interested in Avril Lavigne and Britney Spears, but what can you do?

there were some paul songs that definitely made it onto my playlists over the years, but for the most part, it was just dad music.

my dad took my mom and me on a pilgrimage (vacation) to Liverpool a few years ago, and that changed everything for me! I remember the exact moment the paul mccartney pussy magic took hold…

we were at the beatles museum on matthew st, and my dad was taking forever looking at every single picture and exhibit. I was just doing laps of the place, people watching or whatever. I noticed a group of people huddling around and sounding excited, so I tried to sneakily see what they were looking at.

when I tell you what I saw next changed my LIFE. I’m talking tunnel vision, noise all turning to static in my ears, the whole shebang. I must have stopped and stared at this photo for 5 minutes straight without breaking eye contact. ✨HER✨

anyway that’s the story of how looking at twink paul mccartney’s tits saved my life 🙏🏻 thank you, amen.

[mclmora]

✧ amber carello - headcanons ✧

note: thanks to everyone who voted the poll i made several weeks ago! all the hdcs are sfw, cts of the pictures used to their respective owners on pinterest. hope you’ll enjoy pretty candies! xoxo, mora.

she was a bratz kid. her favorite character was cloe, due to her appearance that reminded her of herself, indeed she had (has, secretly) several dolls of her chatacter.

an absolute sucker for y2k style. she loves clean girl make-up, but when it comes to clothes, she’s in love with low waisted blue jeans and turquoise crop tops of all kinds. also, she has several colored velvet tracksuits (pink, green & pastel blue).

she’s the type of girl that, doesn’t matter how much dislikes you, is always going to have a pad or tampon for you in case needed. and meds too, if your period hurts particularly bad.

definitely questioned her sexuality several times throughout her puberty. especially after priya’s arrival at sweet amoris.

has a sweet tooth. lemon flavored cakes are such a soft spot for her, or anything citrus fruits related.

loves her family more than anything. her mother is her biggest role model, she looks up to her so much. her grandmother too, she values her female relatives way more than male ones. she would feel absolutely lost without female presences in her life.

is german. both her parents are germans, who grew up in germany, frankfurt precisely, and only moved out when they had their children. indeed both her and nathaniel can speak german since, in their home, it was always spoken.

is terrified of the dark. she can’t even watch a horror movie without getting hyper scared, she won’t sleep for a week, seriously. thrillers? splattes? she may faints if she sees too much blood. (yes, she hates halloween).

her favorite music genre is pop. she grew up with britney spears’ songs, which she still loves to this day, and is a huge fan of sabrina carpenter & ariana grande. blasts dangerous woman religiously when she’s by herself in her room.

she only wears french, square, nails. don’t you dare suggest her something else.

✧ girls hdcs | hsl boys general hcds | hsl boys as boyfriends hdcs ✧

[geordikisser]

my idol!redactedverse hcs

groups:

angel baabe & sweetheart ( ollie as manager )

treasure lovely & darlin’ ( vincent as manager )

smartass cutie & honey ( aaron as manager )

freelancer damien & hux ( lasko as manager )

gav & caelum ( lasko also as manager )

angel would be main vocalist, baabe on instruments, & sweetheart as the choreographer/lead dance

lovely would be main vocalist, treasure would be a secondary vocalist & darlin’ would be choreographer ( fan service ,,, )

cutie would be lead singer ( bite me . ), smartass would be secondary vocalist & honey would on instruments

freelancer as main vocalist & choreographer , huxley as guitarist & damien as drummer

caelum as main vocalist & gavin on instruments

☆ initially, everyone would have their own genres ngl but i want to leave that up to your interpretations / preferences !

☆ shaw security is partnered by each industry for safety purposes

☆ vega & kody is good here please let me have this. they’re just huge fans of gav & freelancer as a couple ,,,, plea s e .

☆ quinn is like gideon graves to darlin’s ramona lmao

☆ william is the ultimate manager of the idol industry that owns them all ,,,

☆ most the the redacted boys are unaware of their lovers idol business or haven’t seen any content of it personally

☆ lovely & angels group def make sexo music lawl ,,, cutie & honey as well, smartass couldn’t partake due to them needing yk a job still ü .

my personal genre hcs for the groups:

angels: soul laced w/ pop, alternative r&b ( examples: steve lacy + frank ocean )

lovelys: electro/alternative pop ( examples: melaine martinez + paramore )

cuties: alternative pop w/ classical music ( examples: arctic monkeys + lana del rey + laufey )

freelancers: electro/alternative pop + alternative metal ( example: britney spears mix with deftones sorta )

caelums: they would make subliminal & lullaby music lmao

lmk if u have any questions on my hcs ^_^ if u make any content with this use tag #idol!redactedverse if you make any content with inspiration from this post >:-p

[patrochillesvibes]

Some of your Patrochilles headcannons? 😋

Since you weren't specific, I'll give you a range:

1. Sorry Supergiant Games, but Achilles is not a Thor knockoff. Besides the lack of modern nutrition and healthcare, his descriptions (e.g. swift-footed) invoke imagery of a gymnast. Grace and agility are the domains of gymnasts. Female gymnasts are typically about 5'. Male gymnasts are about 5'3".

Now say you want to counter me and argue that his epithets are about running. Fine. Even better. Runners are fucking short!! With the exception of some sprinters for the very short races (e.g. Bolt), runners aren't big. Think about the physics. Height creates drag which reduces speed.

I think you need to unlearn Western beauty standards and toxic masculinity.

So here are my hcs for height (left Iliad, right modern AUs):

Patroclus' height is debatable. Given that he was a great wrestler, I made him big.

2. A bit more on physical characteristics:

Achilles - Achilles has really nice curls (3A or 2C) that are golden blonde. He keeps his hair long down to his shoulder blades or mid-back. He has green eyes. His body is toned and sleek like a runner. Not a lot of bulk to him. He can’t grow a beard for shit. Or chest hair (his body hair is very light blonde and fine). Yes, he does shave his chest. And Pyrrha will shave her legs. He has golden skin. In Iliad/TSoA/Hades Game the skin tone is borderline unnatural looking.

Patroclus - Patroclus has wavy/curly (2B or 2C) that are very dark brown or black. He keeps his hair short. He has brown eyes. He has facial hair like Dev Patel in The Green Night (I like his hair for Pat too!) and a tasteful amount of chest hair. He is muscular. This is close to what he looks like (though a bit more muscular than the model and with a little more chest hair tool). In my head while I was reading the books, I pictured him with olive skin. But I am a very big fan of Black Patroclus!! Overall, he is very average looking.

3. I'm taking a page out of @darlingsart book and saying Achilles has a bellybutton piercing. It's very blingy, very VMAs Britney Spears.

4. Achilles is professionally skilled at blowjobs. I'm talking expert-master level. As I mentioned many times before, Patroclus is hung. 9 inches and thick like a coke can. Sinking something with such girth down your throat takes practice.

5. Achilles is bigender. He is both a man and a woman. He is not geNdeRfLUid. He identifies as both genders. Sometimes he's a guy, and he likes to be called Achilles. Sometimes she's a girl, and she likes to be called Pyrrha.

At times gender can definitely be a source of stress for Achilles. He loves having a boy pussy and a girl cock, but sometimes he wants a girl pussy too. And boobs. He’s greedy and it can be frustrating that he can’t have it all at the same time.

Patroclus doesn’t really understand Achilles’ ‘gender thing.’ He sees Pyrrha as more of a roleplay persona than an actual gender/person. So you could say he’s a bit transphobic. (I'm also a huge huge huge fan of trans Pyrrha)

6. Achilles could best be described as a feral housewife. “He doesn’t cook, doesn’t clean...” type except undomesticated. Anger issues and the inability to keep his mouth shut means he’s incompatible with the modern workforce. He’s also incredibly spoiled.

I agree with some authors that he could be a singer/musician, dancer, gym instructor, dance instructor, model, and professional athlete. But your typical 9-5 does not work for him.

Patroclus would make a great doctor (my preferred profession for him), veterinarian, or EMT. I can also see him as a lawyer or firefighter.

7. Patroclus is a Soft Dom/Daddy. Achilles is a brat (sub). Achilles typically bottoms but only because he’s a needy cockslut. They are exclusively monogamous. Achilles is Patroclusexual and Patroclus is into feet (bisexual).

8. Achilles can’t sleep without Patroclus. If Patroclus ever has to go on an overnight work trip and he can’t bring Achilles, he has to stay on the phone with Achilles until he falls asleep. Achilles is usually a hyperventilating sobbing mess.

9. On the rare occasions that Patroclus had to shave his beard, Achilles was left sobbing. Inconsolable. It was like the end of the world for him.

10. I have a lot of thoughts on cooking. Iliad/TSoA/Hades Game Achilles can do basic cooking (especially soups and stews) and grilling. This was learned on Pelion. He cannot bake. Like at all. Yeast won’t rise. Sugar and salt will be mixed up. Baking powder and baking soda will be mixed up. It’s a disaster.

Modern AU Achilles can’t cook or bake AT ALL. He has no patience for it, so food is either burnt, overcooked, or undercooked. For the longest time, he thought the smoke detector going off was a food timer to let him know when the food was done. All his friends and family know this and will do anything to get out of eating his food. Except Patroclus. Pat will eat anything with a smile on his face. Of course, no one has the heart to tell him his cooking is terrible. Not that he would believe them because Patroclus already told him he enjoys his cooking and Patroclus’ opinion is the only one that matters. This is why you shouldn’t lie, Patroclus. You made your bed and now you need to lie in it.

You can find more of my thoughts under the my hcs tag.

Also, to anyone reading this ask... I got this ask maybe 2-3 days ago. Either yesterday or the day before I got 3 asks that have gotten lost in my inbox. If you sent me asks in that time period, please resend.

[maeral33n]

Some headcanons for Veneer as promised:

Veneer

Used to be a huge Taylor Swift fan (still kind of is)

But nowadays he listens to Troy Sivan, Britney Spears and a bit of Marina from time to time.

Despite not being a huge heavy metal fan, he has listened to Sleep Token several times and has a few of their songs on his Spotify playlist (no I am not projecting trust)

Like he lowkey does not understand what they’re singing about but it sounds kinda hot so.

I know I tend to write V&V’s parents as horrible people, but I actually think they were genuinely nice parents that loved and supported their children.

Especially when Veneer came out to them, like I’d imagine bro was stressing over about it worried whether they’ll accept him or not.

Veneer: Mum, dad. There’s something I need to tell you. Will you promise not to be mad?

Mum: *already starting to panic* What is it honey? You didn’t get into trouble again did you? Are you being bullied at school?

Dad: *trying to stay calm* It’s ok son, you can tell us anything. We promise to get you the help you need ok.

Veneer: *sweating* Um…I’m-uh….I think I’m gay.

*Mum and dad sigh in relief*

Mum: Oh thank god we thought it was something serious.

Veneer: 😐

Velvet would bully him for being the shorter sibling when they were younger.

That was until they got a bit older and Veneer had a massive growth spurt.

Now he teases his sister for being shorter.

Veneer: How the weather down there?

Velvet: 🤬

Velvet still manages to beat him up.

In my headcanons for Velvet, I mentioned that he stole all of her glitter pens. Now why did he do this you may be asking?

Well because they were pretty of course.

And because they smelled really nice too.

And then he wondered what they tasted like.

…

He then ended up going to the doctors cuz he ate so many glitter pens that he got sick.

He got better. But Velvet was furious with him and did not talk to him for about a week.

That’s all I have for Veneer atm. Again if you have any ideas feel free to share.

[magic-crazy-as-this]

fanon vs canon: we're talking (an essay)

Hiya! I've been seeing a lot on my dash these huge arguments about fanon vs canon in the DC/Batfamily univers, and it's getting pretty heated. People seem to be getting upset about what "counts" as canon, what parts of the story are "real" or "made up by fans" and what is "allowed" to be "real".

Personally, I find the entire argument to be reductive and extremely so.

Here's why:

Batman as a property has existed for 85 years. The idea and mythology and story of Batman has been handled by countless writers and artists, been seen in every kind of artistic medium, and has been changed over and over again over the past eight and a half decades. This story has never been told the same way twice and that's half the point of these stories and mythologies we've built up. We've seen Bruce Wayne be morally questionable if not outright reprehensible, a loving father, a staunch loner, a murderer-by-proxy (Batman v Superman, you know not what you do). It's okay to pull ideas from across time because, well, there's a lot of it and things are changing all the time!

There's a lot more there than we can easily comprehend (this is kind of more of a "1a, but fine, whatever, hey) This is something I see a lot where someone is accused of being "too fanon" only for it to turn out to be something pulled directly from the over eight decades of work. Maybe it's not productive to accuse people of this kind of thing when maybe, just maybe, there are sources for this.

Flattening these characters into "allowable" ideas of the character limits our creativity I mean, think about it for a moment: why should we limit what stories we tell and things we create by what other people tell us is acceptable? After all, if we said there were only certain kinds of stories and ideas allowed, we would never have Dark Knights of Steel, Red Son, or even Batman Beyond. Without taking risks, making changes, and telling our own stories, we miss out on so many amazing ideas that would never be permitted to bloom. (ok but the LEGO Batman movies make Damian this cheerful people-pleasing little ball of sunshine and that's not it tbh, there are limits)

People are more nuanced than you think - it's okay to be a little contradictory (this means you!) When I was growing up, I was in an intense and huge music fandom that engaged in something called The Great Poser Hunt of '07 (IYKYK). In what was supposed to be a loving space for the outcasts and forgotten weirdoes of every known high school, we would bully each other relentlessly for "not liking the right thing" or "not being a real fan" and we would constantly test and torment each other over it. It was stressful, it was awful, and it made me and many others like me feel like we had to fit a certain aesthetic, mindset, and media taste otherwise we would be outcast again and this time from a group already ostracised. (And these aesthetics and media tastes that were chosen for us by large corporations but whatever, that's another essay for another day) I listened to Backstreet Boys in secret with my iPod under the blankets, I could let none of my friends know about my secret love of Bon Jovi, and the parts of my heart devoted to 80s New Wave were locked away where no one could see. I felt reduced to what other people wanted from me. I hope you're reading this and thinking "man, that sucked, I don't want to be like that! I want to like all the things I like and proudly!" Which is grand! Please continue to think nice things for yourself! My question to you now is: why would we do this to fictional characters, too? Why can't Dick Grayson be cunning and clever, sometimes kinder than he is wise, friendly and funny and horribly ruthless when he needs to be and all at once? Jason Todd already embodies this kind of thing by being a head-taking badass biker who loves the classics but you know what, he can listen to Slipknot and Britney Spears! That's okay, too! And whatever it is you like, whether it fits a certain aesthetic or scene or mould, that is okay. You deserve to enjoy your things freely and without shame and without shaming others. (So leave Jason's Katy Perry CD collection the hell alone, ya vultures!)

In conclusion:

It's okay for people to make up new ideas for the things you love. It's okay for people to try new things. It's okay for you to disagree with them, too, you don't have to like everything anyone ever comes up with.

But bullying people for their creativity, especially when there's over eighty goddamn years of media to be inspired by, when limiting creativity is stifling and has us miss out on truly special things, and when people in general are more nuanced than you think?

[catras-breakup-song]

TW: spop antis

sometimes i think about this post, by someone whose account appears to be gone now (or the username was changed), especially with this part in particular considering my WHOLE ENTIRE BLOG is themed around "potential breakup song" by aly & aj since the latter is catra's voice actress, as well as this edit:

use songs for catra that really work better with adora (for ex, "911" by Elise or "Potential Breakup Song" by Aly & AJ), because the songs would typically be from the victim's POV (which i find funny in the worst way tbh)

idk, it's just, like, i do think it works well from catra's POV because of the attitude she has about adora and how she sees it from her perspective (whether right or wrong), and her general badassery in showing others up. it actually wouldn't make much sense to me if adora was the focus instead, especially because she never feels that way about catra in return.

i also hate the way this post makes me feel because there are other comfort catradora edits or otherwise just fanmade videos that i enjoy, such as this one with "the great war" by taylor swift being my absolute favorite of all time, or this one to "toxic" by britney spears which does in fact make fun of antis (and was posted on my birthday!).

she-ra is my hyperfixation media, if not a special interest outright by now after four consecutive years, and part of the way i interact and relate with it is through edits & AMVs. so, if these criticisms are valid in any way, then that kinda hurts a lot and damages my ego.

i did comment this on my main blog a while back under someone's post (i can't remember whose/which, sorry):

i've had a flip-floppy history bc after a couple years, the anti side of the argument was actually convincing at first, but then i realized media literacy below surface-level is good actually, and being depressed over thinking i shouldn't like a ship i'm so hyperfixated on wasn't healthy, so i'm back to normal now amen! at the end of the day, if it's a well-written ship (catradora), then i support it wholeheartedly, and if it's a disgusting ship then i'm a huge fan of toxic yuri 🙏 either way, i win 🗣‼️🔊

anyhow, this is just me thinking/venting out loud, and i'm a bit afraid of any antis finding this post and reposting/talking about it, so reblogs are off and please do not harass me over how i feel here...