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izzyspussy · 3 months ago

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the ONLY ofmd characters who are into taylor swift more than passingly are alma, mary alamby, and edward fucking teach. and that's IT.

listen i like taylor swift generally speaking more than the next guy, but if i see one more person say frenchie ofmd would be a swiftie i might actually lose it

#some of the others are like yeah she's pretty good but they're not fans. they're not going to concerts or buying merch or doing covers.#AND ed is into 1. extremely innovative weird self taught garage band industrial metal #and 2. hashtag relatable singer songwriter girl power/boy troubles pop top 40 #and for both it's a major bonus if they have some level of theatricality or that megamind type Presentation #so yes. taylor. BUT ALSO. we must keep in mind his age and nationality when thinking of his preferences!#taylor is huge internationally and retains old fans while gaining new ones so fine if you like that sort of thing it's not bad chances #you will anywhere and any age #i may be biased but i'm sure the same goes for bey and britney but like.#idk man i don't think a nearly 50yo maori immigrant to either the caribbean or the uk #is gonna be listening to primarily contemporary USAmerican pop girlies #and the rest of them don't even have a desperate craving for privilege and to be somebody's lame boyfriend #and btw izzy would be one of the most insufferable taylor haters of all time #while also secretly shamefully liking olivia rodrigo (in keeping with alex saying s1 from izzy's pov = sour)#(+ because she makes Noises and does some punky stuff and actually sounds angry and mean when she's being angry and mean #as opposed to taylor and idk sabrina/gracie/maisie who always sound very pretty even when the lyrics are mean)#anyway i didn't mean to talk for this long #and i meant to say somewhere in there that if we MUST consider americans for ed to stan we NEED to be talking about cher #hc

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