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morganbritton132 · 1 year ago

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No one tells you when you get a Big Serious Job™ how many fucking abbreviations you’ll be forced to learn.

#or how many abbreviations that you’ll come across that mean something different from what you’ve always known #I stopped reading a requisition to make this post because I read a sentence that was like #‘something something the COR and the contractor POC’#and I stopped like ‘contractor person of color???’ before remembering Point of Contract #also no one at my job tells you what any of this stuff means. they’re just like Morgan can you take care of this DOA?’#and I gotta sit there like Dead on Arrival??? before figuring out it’s a Delegation of Authority spreadsheet

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badolmen · 2 years ago

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#ra speaks #it’s a silly joke/pun dw #we stay silly :3 #edit:#woahg. that’s a lot of notes. hi everybody o/#10k. stop clenching your jaw and drink some water.#15k. eat some fresh fruit this week! I’m having kiwis tonight :]#20k. quit sitting like a shrimp it’s bad for your neck! sit up straight and do a little stretch every now and then #25k. I’m up at 2 AM but I’ll get to see the sunrise today :] if you can’t see that I hope you admire the sunset later today #30k. do something fun you haven’t done in a while. I haven’t drawn in months - I think I’ll paint a cat tomorrow :3 #40k. I just slept 9 hours straight for the first time in weeks :] remember to ask for help when you need it! no glory in senseless suffering #50k. it’s been over a year since I made this post. I’ve grown and changed so much and I’m so happy I have. but. I stay silly :3 #okay random edit bc PSA: don’t tell ppl to kill themselves! even as a joke in response to a silly pun!!! some of us are mentally ill!!!

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demi-pixellated · 3 months ago

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Shadow's No Good, Very Bad Day

#Sonic #The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog #tmosth #Shadow the Hedgehog #Amy Rose #Blaze the Cat #Rogue the Bat #Barry the Quokka #Fanart #MSPaint Draw #had some of these sitting in drafts for a bit bc my attention got pulled in six other directions 😅#but that's fine bc now i got it done ahead of time for it's 2nd anniversary and now it seems intentional 😉👍#I love Shadow in tmosth he's so silly and takes non-stop Ls #biggest of them is getting accused of 'murder'#but let's not forget all the little Ls he took along the way #love him dearly and drawing him in situations is fun #and also just a vague hint of a suggestion of sonadow for that last strip bc it's my comic set and i said so #anyway happy birthday to Peak 😆 go play Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog

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soapbbox · 4 months ago

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consider: cogless Megatron on his throne, trying and failing to look intimidating. can’t even get a good Evil Slouch going, he’s too small to use both the armrests at the same time.

Chair is currently off limits

#transformers #maccadam #transformers one #megatron #d-16 #tf one #did Megatron put the tape up so people would sit there?#did soundwave put it so megs would stop trying and falling off?#is it boobytrapped if someone (starscream) tries to sit on it?#honestly megs is probably hiding away in his room while ss and the waves do communication #I didn’t imagine him without a cog for more than a few days but these scenarios are fun lol #soap ask #soap's cogless megs au

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hinamie · 4 months ago

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how many hoodies can i give this kid

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #itadori yuuji #yuji itadori #yuji mood continues with no signs of stopping ig #i love drawing folds on big ol hoodie sleeves gotta b one of my favourite items of clothing 2 draw #lmao idk if any1 remembers th band au that i was turning over in my head a year ago but ths where i got th hoodie logo idea #imaginary band merch. easter egg fr me and the 2 other people who were paying attention while i hyperfixated on tht au for a week #anyway i am wearing this yuuji i love him so much #this always happens sdhsdfj i draw myself a Dedicated Icon but then end up ditching it for some other random piece i finish the next week #2025 year of the yuuji ig #unless i fall in love w th next megu i draw and decide to go back 2 my roots which is always a possibility #u know ive been megumi on a dark red background for so long tht when i swapped i ws like. who is this who am i #i feel like im breaking dress code. betraying my brand image #its chill tho ill get used 2 it #helps tht it still more or less goes with my header and preferred colour palette #also lil pockey yuuji 2 match th gojo i did i LOVE this chibi style i want 2 put them in jars #maybe ill draw more and compile them all sitting in a line

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parisoonic · 6 months ago

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Oh please! This'll be fun! (1/2)

#tf2 #heavymedic #red oktoberfest #tf2 medic #tf2 heavy #tf2 fanart #ive had these sitting in my drafts FOREVER but the rest of the illus are taking ages so whatever i cast part 1 upon thee #medic stop manhandling your friends i stg

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reineydraws · 8 months ago

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saw this quote off a v cute ushiten comic first haha check it out

i just drew them over a screenshot of hitsugibune from the back 'cuz i was lazy lol soz

#mishanks #akataka #dracule mihawk #shanks #akagami no shanks #red haired shanks #comic #op comic #one piece #one piece fanart #op fanart #young mishanks #i like thinking abt when (and how) mihawk acquired his hat lol #i read a fic once that said it was after shanks couldnt stop laughing at him for getting his face incredibly sunburned #i think that's cute. it's not why i had them both cover their faces w their hats but i think mb it should be.#also looking at this screenshot i am now realizing that when mihawk sits up straight that's three crosses lined up in a row #ALSO REALIZING I FORGOT KOGATANA OMG pretend it's there okay pls for me

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sunflowernovak · 9 months ago

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3 episodes in and they're already looking at each other like this that's crazy

#like ok lets sit down #stop yearning #supernatural #castiel #dean winchester #destiel #spn #deancas

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adriles · 2 years ago

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when we’re done with our overwhelming grief we’ll eat i guess

#book 22 #im verh drunk #hi #greatest hits #not really sure why this one resonated. are u all ok #is everyone just at the shiva #yall need to stop saying you arent gonna eat then in the tags #i love that a lot of you are getting beautiful things out of this #but some of yall need to know i wrote this while incredibly drunk #this isnt meant to be all that deep this is just shitty iliad posting #more comments like this is just judaism. surprise surprise im jewish #but again this isnt about sitting shiva #this is me drunk talking about the last 3 books of the iliad #idk what to tell u man #legendary warrior

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emariedraws · 1 month ago

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This man is NEVER beating the dog allegations

#discworld #sybil ramkin #sam vimes #havelock vetinari #samuel vimes #VETINARIS TERRIER #I started this back when I read guards guards when it noted how EMBARRASSED Vimes was at Sybil yelling at the dragon to sit #and I just went oh what an INTERESTING thing to mention as something he’s into!!!#and then the dog metaphors just…did not stop #they just kept going #like he’s Vetinari’s Terrier sure but he WILL sit at Sybil’s call #anyway somehow this is the first fanart I’m posting after finishing night watch #I’ll work up to the serious fanart probably #right after finishing guards guards I went to friends and went do I ship vetvimes??? not exactly. do I think Sybil calls up Vetinari #and goes ‘havelock please be a dear and pick up Vimes for a bit- he’s pacing the floor so hard he’s wearing a hole in the hardwood’ and then #vetinari kidnaps him for some recreational psychosexual torture and confusion and maybe a promotion #and a friend went��.uhhhhhh you sure you haven’t read more of these books than you’re saying you’ve read?????#I didn’t realize how uh canon that was until i started the fifth elephant

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plagueislost · 3 months ago

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robin sketches. can you guess which one is my favorite

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eightofpents · 3 months ago

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today yesterday i learned about fish and then i took too long to finish this

#man i need to stop sitting on thumbnails #having to do this in a day means it's still fresh so i still chuckle every time i think about the emilie adrien combo pout #miraculous ladybug #gabriel agreste #emilie agreste #nathalie sancoeur #adrien agreste #art

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lgbtlunaverse · 1 year ago

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There's a version of the "don't go grocery shopping while hungry" rule specifically for writers where you should never under any circumstances be allowed to touch your draft within 3 hours of reading a really good story. Because sometimes when you read something great your head goes "fuck this is so much better than my stuff I should make that more like THIS instead!" Look at me. That's the devil talking and you should close the document NOW.

#you will make superficial edits that do not gell well with the rest of your work #and won't actually capture what you thought was so good about that story #close the doc. sit down. think about it for a while. inspiration is fine. getting a 'eureka' moment from another story is fine #but if you find yourself comparing your work one to one with someone else's and taking any differences to be flaws on your part then STOP #you will never write good stuff by trying to make it look less like you wrote it #writing #writing advice #guess who just had to go into her google doc history and undo a bunch of panic-induced edits #because she read a fic about the same characters she's writing for?#meeee. they aged badly within just a few hours of hindsight. learn from my mistakes #self-hatred is not a good motivation for creation #fic writing

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simplysomelilguys · 6 months ago

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People have got to stop making Trump and Musk out to be idiots with no awareness of their surroundings, it only devalues the actual harm that they are doing

Musk is not too dumb to know what a Nazi salute looks like

News sources have to use terms like he appears to do this or alleged to do that because of risk of being sued for libel or slander or whatever but we do not

Be for fucking real, they know what they are doing and they are slowly getting more extreme like we are a frog in the pot and the water is slowly boiling around us

#also he won’t comment on it bc it leaves room for doubt #it leaves room for followers to know what he was doing #while the opposition sits and argues about intention #we have to stop arguing over intention and react to actions results and harm caused #politics #political rant #vent #us elections #us politics

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e-vasong · 11 months ago

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I think that Daniel should get a little cat that he names something cute. like typo. and it should be the silliest dumbest creature in the world, and Armand should be so jealous of that cat that it still somehow makes him look stupid in comparison.

he's just like. you, feline companion to my beloved. most loathsome of creatures. i see through your foul ruse. my daniel may be taken in by your charms, but i will not be played for the fool. you seek to replace me in his esteems, and you may yet distract him for a time. but he will see the truth of you soon enough. your cruelty. batting him in the face with your dreadful claws while he is trying to rest. begging for your meals at the wicked hours of the morning and night! you will visit no more of these horrors upon him. know this, 'typo.' if you did not bring my daniel such joy i would see you removed from this home and cast out into street like a beggar. i suggest you watch your back.

#iwtv #interview with the vampire #daniel molloy #armand #devil's minion #armandaniel #daniel from the other room: babe are you threatening my cat again? you HAVE to stop she doesnt speak english #then typo says: 'meow' and its so upsetting that armand has to sit down #the rivalry lasts for a few years and then armand discovers 'dressing your pet in cute outfits'#from then on out he is All In.#then its. daniel. daniel. look. typo is wearing a 'cowboy hat.' someone on the internet has compared her to famous hollywood actor #clint eastwood. i will have their head for this. typo is far cuter and more ferocious

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pasta-pardner · 5 months ago

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broad shoulders. itty bitty waist. flat pancake ass. how delightfully Shaped he is

#john marston #red dead #rdr2 #this art has been sitting in my drafts for over a year atp #i have been fairly inactive on tumblr lately (but i rlly need to change that. i neeeeeeed to stop using twitter)#so ! here ! take these sketches bc i need to get back into the habit of using this website #artner #pardner posts #art #🤠

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