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I love how you think that sam carter and teyla have scary dog privilege since they walk around with these big scary men and then they get in a fight and you go "oh. oh she's a little feral actually. she can take care of herself."
#and then it turns out that the one who needs the scary dogs is rodney freaking mckay#stargate#stargate atlantis#stargate sg1#teyla emmagan#sam carter#dont mess with teyla#dont mess with sam either#they will kick your butt#rodney can barely shoot a gun by himself#he cries and flinches if you step forward too threateningly
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do you ever think that the ending of six hundred strike, actually added to the poseidon & athena beef? like i can just imagine them both in beds in apollo's olympus infirmary, just arguing with/at each other! meanwhile poor apollo is just tying to heal them both.
athena: *ranting* i've been odysseus' mentor/friend since he was a teenager! and he still didn't listen to me!
athena: i told him to put his emotions aside but noooooo, he had to let the cyclops live!
apollo: athen-
poseidon: are you forgetting he literally stabbed me? repeateDLY? WITH MY OWN TRIDENT?
apollo: poseid-
athena: *ignoring poseidon and continuing her rant* ruTHlesNEsS iS meRCy UpOn OUrseLVEs. isn't that what you said?!
poseidon: well yeah, BUT HOW WAS I TO EXPECT THAT SAD WET CAT OF A MAN WOULD BE FILLED WITH SOME FORM OF DIVINE RAGE?
apollo: please you two are gonna open your stitche-
athena: oh you deserved it. you literally showed the man his island before trapping him AND THEN you started THREATENING his wife and son? oh that was your final mistake.
poseidon: whatever! so much for you calling him a warrior of the mind. he's a monster!
athena: *wipes tear away* i know, im so proud.
apollo: *tired of their bickering & now glowing in anger* please for "dad's"sake will you two just shut up and let me heal you both?!
poseidon & athena: *shuts up immediately* o-ok
#apollo is done with the both of them#hermes was the one who filled athena in on what went down after god games#but to cause chaos he was also the one who transported poseidon to apollos infirmary#listen he loves drama#also ares somewhere on olympus sneezes when poseidon bring up the divine rage ody#because i believe he totally lent ody his power to kick his uncles butt#his sister couldn't help him so he did#she did also promise him bloodshed#even if it means it was his uncle‘s#just you wait until ody reaches the suitors ares#you'll be kicking your legs and giggling in happiness#athena epic#poseidon epic#apollo epic the musical#epic the vengeance saga spoilers#epic the musical spoilers#epic the vengeance saga#epic the musical#crack
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SAVOIR FAIRE: I'd worry in Necktie's place, lieutenant can get quite creative with a piece of fabric~ I have seen several cases where people were mixing Electrochemistry and Horrific Necktie and tbf they're pretty easy to mix, but there is a slight difference: EC is your pleasure center which wants you to feel good no matter the source, while Necktie is your imaginary drinking buddy who want's you to party hard like young people do (by getting drunk/hight, sleeping with younger women and doing stupid shit for lulz).
So I'm pretty sure our *bratan* won't be Kim's biggest fan (and vice versa), EC on the other hand…
#perform auto-erotic asphyxiation with your funny necktie out in the open somewhere - ✓#Disco Elysium#Kim Kitsuragi#harrier du bois#Joopson AS Men's Fashion model Colourful Tie. catalogue no. J327 my beloved#this was way funnier in my head#hoo boy I'm still alive but#the older I get the harder ADHD is kicking my butt#there's like dozens DE sketches but practically no time/motivation to clean them up which is very sad#and apparently I just CANT NOT go hard on colouring cause it's the best part#oh well#hopefully I'd finish some of them eventually
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OKAY HERE IS THE FINAL REF SHEET!
Again, Sam Manson. Aiming for 16. Not repeating stuff in previous post. Dynamic poses galore because she’s Sam Manson. XD
Enjoy! Lemme know what you think of her design! If you like it, feel free to draw it! :D
#danny phantom#fanart#my art#artists on tumblr#dannyphantom#art#danny phantom fanart#phandom#phanart#sam manson#character reference#dynamic poses#I like the high kick it was fun to work with#watch out Danny#she can still beat your butt#digital art
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Situ WeiLian & Shen Zhiheng text posts
#stand by for the queue#snowfall#winwin#situ weilian#shen zhiheng#gao weiguang#cdrama edits#vampire cdrama#text posts#you know when you know but you don’t wanna believe it’s true and then it is and you’re like WEILIAN OMG YOU LIL BRAT#he was goading him the whole time like yeah man kick your didi’s butt and it was him all along
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okay, bc i have seen this argument alot now (and it also seems to be the view point of aonuma himself..) is that "zelda cant do everything link does bc whats the point then"
and i take personal offense on that bc its a stupid argument (in. my. very. personal. opinion.- not judging people for liking it. its a ME thing)
whats the point? its that its her. its still a different character, different in story, background, personality, but i WANT to play zelda and she can do everything link does, why does she have to be so restricted and be bend over backwards to find some new way to make her 'useful' when link gets to do basically everything no questions asked (the only thing thats hers is like .. sealing power and sacrificial maiden, which i find a little underwhelming to say the least), if theres no point to it why are there always modders that model swap link with someone else, and in that case it has even less impact bc its an artificial model swap with no changes to the story (which can and should still be different when its the vanilla game with a different protagonist... its still a different character), clearly theres joy in just the model being a different one- and that isnt even to mention the story possibilities, since, again, its stil a different character
if we ever (never ... i know who we are talking about here) get to play as ganondorf i want to him to be just as versatile and active as link is, if we got a point and click adventure game for him instead bc 'whats the point' id be disappointed too- you can find any sort of excuse/explanation for zelda to be singled out but the fact remains it tracks with how female characters are often treated, and that hits a very sore spot for me
i guess i am unfortunately one of those annoying people that want to see female characters be treated exactly the same as male characters, possibly bc i am myself afab but identify as agender and have a deeply personal dislike for anything 'traditional' feminine bc i cannot and never will be able to truly live as myself in real life, it influences all of my work, my work is as just as much as my opinion on this, very personal
and in line with my point about modding, i see theres joy in just beign able to play as her even if its like this, i get that, i also get it for the creative aspect (though that mechanic worries me even more for the future bc it really seems to be the path now that -freedom = good, linear anything = bad-) it is a different idea and its not like i cant see that value- im not trying be "right" either, just bc i have that opinion doesnt mean i need everyone to agree, its a very personal thing, if you like it good for you! not for me though, and i think both of that is equally valid
i just personally wish she was allowed to be just like link, fight just like him but be different bc its still her and not him in the end- to be physically/playstyle like jsut like him, but you know ... as her, i dont think shed stop being zelda if she could wield a sword just like him
i dont really know how to get my point/feelings across, i dont want to step too much into personal stuff nor spam people with something that ultimately doesnt interest me alot, im just saddened by it really
(EDIT: bc i forgot to add this on here again; this isnt as much of a problem as it might sound like here, just the main topic i wanted to talk about; why im so uninterested in it is MAINLY bc i dont trust them to write anything interesting/care about lore anymore after totk, im always on the more pessimistic side that thinks its most likely worse than id hope and i know even the past games arent perfect or super interestingly written, but now its much more just a general distrust, together with everything like the price ... im just much less hopeful and cant get excited until i see more of it, like im waiting for the game to get out and reveal that its just as much of a mess and money i regret spending- kind of fear)
#ganondoodles talks#zelda#person that send an ask about this in just as i was writing this- this isnt about you- i promise you#its soemthing thats been stirring in my mind since yesterday#and seeing so many of those comments- and even aonuma himself say it#just strikes a very very personal sore spot#also to that one commenter on a different post-#no- wanting female characters being allowed to wield a sword is not “badass female character mysogyni” (idk how to spell that rn)#the hollywood badass female character thing is annoying but thats bc-#its a super model woman (bc shes ALLOWED TO BE FEMININE you KNOW) fight people in high heels- bc you can be feminie AND badass-#and then does a cringy one liner 'what you thoguht a FEMALE couldnt kick your teeth in'#which comes with alot more baggage of tropes and hollywood etc etc#i long for the 'women are jsut as capable as men' in a very agender way#why do you think i intentionally design alot of female characters non tradtionally feminie or masculine#again this is a very pseronal thing to me#BUT i do think it IS questionable that its her that isnt allowed to fight with a sword#like i dont think thats much of my personal dislike there- but a valid thing to point out no matter the explanations you can come up with#anyway- i dont hate it- but its not for me- i dont want to talk much about it#i hope you can excuse me not answering the asks i got related to this- id just repeat myself#(i guess i should be glad that its the top down one that gets her as the protagonist-)#(i dont think i want to live through seeing her be animated like the typically girly feminine butt wiggle in your face tehehe)#(the botw/totk cutscnes were enough of that for me PERSONALLY)#i dont know how many times i have to say its my very biased personally personal opinion and no a judging of others#to make it clear that no one has to agree with me and i dont want to be convinced of the other opinions of this
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i just know bf!sukuna takes such good care of you when you're drunk and belligerent but then teases you about it relentlessly the next morning
#carrying you to bed over his shoulder like a fireman#and you're cursing at him the entire time because he made you go home when you didn't want to#and he just pats your butt affectionately as you kick and complain completely unfazed by it#like 'yeah yeah i get it brat. i'm the ''worst guy in the world''—you've said it nine times. now what pyjamas do you wanna wear to bed?'#jjk hcs#bf!sukuna
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I just love that in nearly every TMNT iteration splinter is like " I tought my Turtle sons Ninjitsu because i knew they would get bullied if they went ouside"
Like, this was his first thought after seeing them.
And i don't know what is weirder, the fact that he did that, or the fact that it ACTUALLY WORKED
#tmnt 1987#tmnt 2003#tmnt 2012#tmnt 2018#tmnt mm#teenage mutant ninja turtles#splinter giving actually good parenting advice#scrared your kid is getting bullied? teach them how to kill and kick butt
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I need to clarify that Duke Thomas did not start the We Are Robin movement. It was already up and running, albeit in its early days, when he joined. He was the last addition to his cell. This is their first appearance.
From left to right, not counting the guys who’ve been and are being knocked out: Duke, Izzy Ortiz, Troy Walker, Daxton Chill, Riko Sheridan and Andre Cipriani. They’re in the sewers. Duke is down here looking for his missing, Joker-gassed parents among the homeless. The others are here to foil a terrorist cult of homeless people, and also because their shadowy true leader has his eye on Duke and specifically sent them to give him the chance to sign up. Duke jumps into their dangerous mission like the hero he is. That same day, Troy dies. He stays behind to defuse a bomb and can’t, while his close friends and teammates, and Duke who just got here, escape on a train. In the wake of this trauma, Duke decides that he doesn’t care that that could happen to him. He wants to be a hero.
He goes on to be one of the network’s most influential and accomplished members, being a natural leader and impressing the official Robins the most (along with his friends, they’re the best team). The movement really takes off after he joins. Mostly due to exponential increase in numbers, but partly due to him. So I understand why fans think he started it, on top of him being the obvious choice as the one who becomes a proper Bat. But he didn’t.
We never learn the original amateur Robin’s name. It could have been anyone. An unknown, unremarkable background character lit a spark that set Gotham ablaze. I think that’s pretty beautiful. It definitely fits for the comic’s themes of community, being part of something greater than yourself and how ordinary people collectively can have a powerful impact that transcends their individual weakness. What’s important is that We Are Robin exists and endures. That we are all Robins together. It’s the “Anyone can be Spider-Man” idea from the Spider-Verse movies with no superpowers attached.
So who is the mysterious mastermind, the reason Duke enlisted in the first place?
Alfred Pennyworth. He either founded or cofounded We Are Robin himself or stepped in to organize and equip the very first wave of kids. He acts anonymously in disguises or online, using the handle the Nest. He gives his recruits special phones that connect them to him and each other, their armoured uniforms, information and weapons if they need them. Some, like Dax with his wrench and later handmade grappling hook guns, prefer their own tools. But he does tell Dax the key to making the grapple guns compact.
Stop joking about Duke founding a teen vigilante street gang. Alfred founding a teen vigilante street gang is much funnier. He should never hear the end of it. It’s implied that he did it all independently and kept it secret from the rest of the Batfamily, so they might not even know about it until Duke, who figured it out during his first meeting with Alfred out of disguise, informs them. And Duke’s real origin story needs no exaggeration. It shows him to be a proactive, altruistic menace with no regard for rules or his own safety just fine.
#it’s such an unhinged origin story#‘so duke how did you meet your girlfriend?’#‘oh well…’#he ran away into the sewers watched her kick butt and then got shared trauma with her#‘i was really there for her when her friend died’#and with her#he watched a teenager die#yeah yeah tim stared broodily at jason’s memorial a lot#but did he WATCH HIM DIE?#no! only duke went into vigilantism fully emotionally comprehending the risks#but yeah it was alfred the whole time#alfred started the gang. duke ran with it and kind of led it#we are robin was alfred’s baby but duke was its cool older sibling who taught it life skills#we are robin#duke thomas#alfred pennyworth#dc comics#dc#batman comics
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if I may, for no apparent reason, proudly present:
Them✨️
(Spoiler (sorta, kinda) images under the cut)
ngl, I got taken in by IG reels and thought Edith/Suna would indeed run off with Rhynon (coz that wouldn't be typical) so I started reading casually out of curiosity. As it turns out, they don't in fact run off together and end the plot in 3 chapters, coz that's not the untypical bit of the story.
Then this happened:
"They barely interact!"-
oh sweet child, newborn fledgling, babe of light and innocence: I was forged in the fires of shonen manga and anime in the 2000s; I was there in the age of the "crack pairing"; I stood witness as entire LiveJournal communities were born of two characters just being in the same frame of an opening sequence
"you cannot kill me in a way that matters"
also my username literally means side character so if not me then whomst
OK back to underrated comedy king and queen Theo and Perry
#not your typical reincarnation story#manhwa#rhynon x anna#I'm not actively chasing this series#but I am INVESTED in Rhynon and Anna#both long suffering servants who deserve more life and less puppetry#I check back in now and again to see if Edith/Suna has kicked [REDACTED]'s butt#so these two can find themselves and each other and finally be well rounded side characters#came for Rhynon x Edith#staying for Rhynon x Anna coz lOOK AT THEM#spin off jaebal#i want more side character backstory TYVM#from the looks of it though it'll be a long while yet#good luck to the regular readers
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and i don't blame you. . if you want to . .
bury me in your memory, i'm not the girl i ought to be . .
individuals + rant under the cut!!
Been in a zelda mood lately.. so I hope these are alright ehehe.. I've been thinking particularly about twilight princess..
#twilight princess#twilight princess link#twilight princess zelda#twilight princess midna#twili midna#loz midna#loz#legend of zelda#legend of zelda fanart#sun art ☆#also to the alan becker oomfs.. ill get to your asks im so sorry college kicked my butt hard huhu#midlink#midzel
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The fact that there is only 6 chapters left scares me, alot, they still have no clue neon void is leo ad that is bound to happen soon and I'm so a ready for the angst
same 🩵
#teehee 🩵#but fr I’m excited to share it with you guys#but this chapter is kicking my butt#but thank u for your patience 🩵#pastel prattling#tnv asks
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The Amazing Spider-Man is on TV and I'm looking at the parallel of Gwen Stacy defending Peter Parker from Flash here vs in Across The Spider-Verse when Gwen defended Peter from Ned and I love that TASM Gwen was so cute like "please just come with me and leave him alone" while ATSV Gwen was a badass who wanted to throw hands with a guy much bigger than her
#even in the universe where she doesn't have superpowers gwen is a good girl trying to help someone out with anything she has#and when she has superpowers she'll kick your ass cuz if what you did made a superhero that mad you deserve it#all bullies deserve to find someone who can kick their butts#my girl being a hero in every universe#the amazing spider man#spider man across the spider verse#Spiderverse#across the spiderverse#gwen stacy#spider woman#ghost Spider#spider Gwen#peter parker
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You have inspired me greatly! I’ve made my own Half Orc and I think they’re probably going to romance Lae’zel as well but I’m not 100% sure yet. This is Ayban(they/them/theirs) the ranger!
In all seriousness I have such a deep love of Greygold and their shenanigans. Every time I see them on my dash I get all smiley. Thank you so much for sharing your amazing stories and art with us all!
Whhhhaaaaat???? ✨✨FELLOW HALF-ORC RANGER ✨✨ BRETHREN. HUNTER BUDDY. MY ✨DEAR ✨AYBAN ✨WELCOME✨
But also shucks, dude! Much appreciated! I'm glad you're enjoying the Greygold shenanigans and that they could inspire you, BWEH. MY HEART. MEANS A LOT. How ✨DELIGHTFUL✨
#GREYGOLD IS NOT THE ONLY HALF-ORC RANGER BWAH QAQ <3#I AM HUMBLED I AM HONORED I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH EXPRESSIONABLE WORDS#KICK BUTT AYBAN I BELIEVE IN YOU AND HOPE YOUR ROMANTIC PURSUITS GO SPECTACULAR WHOEVER YOU DO CHOOSE AAAHHHHH <33333#✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨#just gonna drown this post in sparkles omg#✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
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it must suck to be zuko. he can't show off any of his real talents (swordbending, breaking and entering, parkour, and accidental treason) and at certain points has to actively deny having them because they're all illegal and would get him arrested. or executed if we're being real. the one time someone besides aang figured out his swordbending they immediately tried to have him assassinated. and while we're on the topic it was very nice of aang to keep the blue spirit thing to himself!! best boy
#avatar the last airbender#prince zuko#sokka finding out that angry ponytail boy is the blue spirit and DOUBLE wanted by the fire nation: we COULD kill two birds with one stone—#aang: sokka! :(#katara: SOKKA! >:(#sokka: what?! i'm just saying! the guy's chased us all over the world!#katara: that doesn't mean we should orchestrate his execution! or are you suddenly worried that we can't handle ZUKO??#aang: katara's right sokka. all life is sacred. and zuko rescued me from zhao! it's not right to repay that by turning him in!#sokka: ...alright. i see your point. and i'm certainly not OPPOSED to kicking his butt a few more times.......#aang: that's the spirit!#tv: atla
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