#they were in love my lord

[regulusrules]

The dynamic between Arthur and Merlin is so iconic man it's like: here!! let me become the pavement you smoothly walk on so that you can go fuck yourself

[regulusrules]

ah, bless the newcomers

I started watching Merlin under the assumption that I’d get some fun history nerd moments and that Merthur was just another fannon mlm ship with little canonical basis but HOLY SHIT I’ve literally seen cannon straight couples with less sexual tension than whatever the fuck those two had going on.

[demaparbat-hp]

Golden Boy (and Silver Girl) for the Kintsugi AU.

[meidui]

aragorn and legolas at each other's sides at helm's deep ♡

[snakehatepage]

uhhhhh sevika but she's sooooo uhhhhh she likes holding girls up with her mech arm and yk uhhh fucking them with her real arm uhhh post send tweet uhhhhh

cw: smut?? idk. also it's really bad, I just need to clean my drafts 😣 be nice or I'll kms

Metal fingers dug into the plush of your thigh, moan after moan being torn from your throat, Sevikas flesh fingers curling and uncurling from deep in your cunt, soaking the skin of her hand.

Sevika's metal fingers gripped your plush thigh, sending a delicious chill down your spine, the thought of her strong enough to pin you against the wall was making you wetter by the second.

Her fingers worked you over, sliding in and out of your dripping cunt with a hunger that matched your own. The room was filled with the sounds of your moans mixing with the wet squelches of her fingers diving deep inside you.

Her body pressed against yours as she held you against the wall, the metal arm providing an unyielding grip that made you feel completely at her mercy. The way she moved inside you, the pressure, the speed—it was driving you insane.

You felt every damn thing as she fucked her fingers in and out if you.

As Sevika's movements became more urgent, more focused, you knew you were about to lose it. Your whole body tensed, your breath hitched, and then it hit you like a wave, moaning her name as you came on her fingers.

chat this is so bad pls be nice 😣 I need her so bad, gotta 9 on her 11 so she never forgets or smth. send me requests!!!!! also, I never know how to end these.

[lurkinginnernarrator]

au where SQQ does undergo the 'qi-deviation' and is 'changed' but in reality the twin of Shen Jiu, Shen Yuan made a comment one day about how all Shen Jiu did was bitch about his martial siblings. Never one to turn down a golden opportunity,

Shen Jiu: bet

And so the twins decided to switch lives!

The qi-deviation is just so they can explain away any differences of temperament and so sj can hightail away easier.

Shen Yuan: this is going to be so easy

(spoiler. it wasn't)

Between useless sect meetings that could've been not even an email but a text message, reading fifteen different preteens attempts to sneak in dick jokes into their poetry assignments, the head cook alerting him to the fact that they've somehow run out of rice??? They're the greatest cultivation sect??? How does that happen???

Anyway, two of his Hall masters eloping together and taking an extended honeymoon (he's happy for them, but. Who's going to teach those classes now??? Him. Apparently.), sect politics and his 'martial siblings' barely even attempting a farce of civility or courtesy AND his guqin strings needing to be replaced and restrung ?

Shen Yuan is sorry 🙏🙏please come back🙏🙏🙏

Cue the allotted period of switching ending and Shen Yuan dramatically throwing the fan on the ground as Shen Jiu rolls up and goes "thanks for the vacation didi"

[p1ctur3]

Potential reason why dark is so evil: Dark's sense of right and wrong is completely messed up by being friends with chosen.

Dark's code dictates that dark needs to destroy chosen but by being chosen's friend, he is defying his very reason of existence, the most wrong thing a killing machine like him could do. Dark is created as a killing machine first, character second, his sole purpose is to oppose and get rid of chosen, the most incorrect choice he could ever pick is to side with chosen yet he does, it is just as weird as a toaster turning your bread cold and soggy. This probably had made dark feel like he had done something terribly wrong during his entire friendship with chosen, and in a way, he did do the worst thing he could, defy his only line of code in the most extreme way, not only does he not do as his code says, his friendship with chosen is a direct rebellion against his very code, his main purpose. How is the wrongness of terrorizing the internet to compare to the wrongness of betraying the very essence of your existence? How is the morality of your actions supposed to rub you the wrong way when most of your existence is considered wrong by your very code?

To take it a step further, dark probably even enjoys doing the wrong thing, an act of rebellion. If rebellion brought you the most important relationship you ever had, would you want to follow the rules? If doing the wrong thing brought you companionship that you could have never imagined, would you even want to do the right thing? By being friends with chosen, dark had grown to love rebellion and doing the wrong thing because they had proven to be the better choice, and it doesn't help that chosen did follow through with the terrorism earlier on which only cemented the idea in dark that being evil is the better choice.

On another note, dark is probably the most robotic of all the Hollowheads and has the least amount of freedom from noogai, he is not only named which dictates his fate, he also has a mission assigned to him, his reason for existing extremely clear without much room for interpretation. To put into perspective what he had done, it's like a robot to act out of its code, to do the direct opposite of what it was coded to do, it is simply wrong, yet that was what happened. In a sense, chosen did break dark before dark got to destroy chosen, getting dark to betray his own code and work together.

[tehcherrya]

Peregrin Took + A Man in Armor by Rembrandt

"We have no songs for great halls... and evil times."

This is part of a series of illustrations I've done which is reimagining old oil paintings ("renaissance paintings", though not all of them are from the time of the renaissance so I will use that term sparingly haha)

Rembrandt depicted the young man in the original painting as weighed down by his armor and weapons (as they do appear sightly too big for him)-- and yet having determined thoughts about the possible battle ahead. I thought this extra fitting to portray this as a hobbit, and since I already did one with Merry, I chose Pippin!

[devestatedutterlydevestated]

tianlang jun is such a fucking simp i see where luo binghe got it from jesus christ

[sigmakia]

Guess what I did

my art

[krysoslov]

🎵I don’t like shiny things, so I’d marry you with friendship bracelets🎵

this is my new year present for all of you

[regulusrules]

the first and last thing Merlin ever said about Arthur is that he's his friend

[asmodeusamaryllis]

this sequence is so special to me

[stealingpotatoes]

hands you all this cal to announce i’ve FINALLY finished fallen order (by which i mean i finally picked it up again after those couple hours i played a few months ago and then finished the whole game in 2 days lol)

[damian-lil-babybat]

"Eventually, I will no longer drown from the overflowing of an empty cup"

Pre-Morrison Talia would be the kind of love poets would write for.

Talia al Ghul, with all her history, faults, and flaws, have no means to have had so much love for the people she cherish. But she does...she does.

"We are immortals, Habibi. When others say they love forever, they lie. But we don't have the same luxury. For people like us, forever means eternity, beyond death and even after. It is a curse, my heart. Our curse. For such promise meant to taint such noble feelings— And yet, I will never apologize for loving you."

"Boy Wonder" (2024) #4 by Juni Ba.

[siffarooni]

ernestina pickman the shape knight that you are. anyway guess who's finally listening to sangfielle (only on episode 30 no spoilies pleas)