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bro spent 30 years trying to get his brother back only to forget what it actually means to have a brother
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billford animatic i made to the song 'confrontation'! ^^
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You can pry “Henry is Bendy’s dad” from my cold dead hands.
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2 genres of fanfiction:
1) put that guy into situations
2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST 
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therapys going great
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"skibidi toilet is ruining gen alpha" do none of you people remember asdf. i remember asdf.
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ok enough is enough. whichever one of you virgins invented instagram starbucks recipes, die 1000 deaths. I had a customer come in today holding out their phone (full brightness) and looking all shy and Im immediately like 🙄 fine ok, what does the instagram user want me to make for them this time. well this time it's a cringe harry potter themed frappucino. excuse me??? "can you make this for me?" I said excuse me??? -- I mean *customer service voice* "yeah it looks like I have all the ingredients, haha sure!"
ok cringe instagram harry potter frappucino drinker. ok. die. "Ive never had this drink before" yeah I can tell due to the fact that it didnt exist until someone posted a #aesthetic photo of it to instagram 14 hours ago ok. ok,
but whatever, Im paid to put up with this shit. so I add the ingredients all up on my computer and congrats! ur harry potter cringe social media drink has $10 worth of syrup in it. are you happy??? is this what you wanted??? a $10 frappucino??? $10. for a drink. you doubled the price of this drink for ur off-brand "harry potter and the legend of the overpriced starbucks drink" drink. you doubled the price!!! is this how u imagined spending ur day? is this what u wanted to do when u woke up this morning? $10 for a 24oz drink?
and u know, you KNOW the influencer making this recipe doesn't even work at a starbucks cause when it was all said and done the drink looked like shit. my blender was straining against the weight of your sins (and syrups) and Im sweating, Im an animal, Im losing my mind and my blender is getting watered down frappucino syrups everywhere -- u put so much shit liquid in this blender it doesnt even fit in the cup btw. it's making a huge mess. but is it instagramable? no, its fucking ugly. #trending #foryoupage #cringe $10 harold potter drink for adult children,
so are you happy? is ur social media influencer bestie happy? I made ur stupid $10 drink for u. does it taste good? no? well I hope instagram shuts down tomorrow. I hope you read a different book. I hope I never get sober. there is no sign of land. I hope you die. I hope we both die.
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GUYS THEY’RE NOT TALKING ANYMORE (part 3)
There I un-toxified your yaoi, are you happy now?
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GUYS THEY’RE NOT TALKING ANYMORE (part 3)
There I un-toxified your yaoi, are you happy now?
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He’s a very busy guy
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teehee
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center of the universe
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I was really inspired by one art from @/cinnajer (twt)
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"I could play him like a fiddle" they say in unison
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got a major pest problem this year actually
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made this gem on Sunday. had to wait all week to post it
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Local scientist enters the Olympics without any equipment nor protections
Gets a silver medal
Refuses to elaborate further
Leaves
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