#they were flirting so hard

[laz-kay]

Later:

There was never a straight explanation for this🪐

Happy pride month to them, I guess🏳️‍🌈

[et-is-an-alien]

Toxic old man yaoi

[backpackingspace]

Okay but consider by the time the odysseus is baby girling himself during suffering, it's been very well established that he is the distraction/talk their way out of trouble friend. So eurylochus who has probably been putting up with this nonsense since they were children was going no no this is 100% normal just ignore it. While the crew (who was just random subjects yes?) Was going what the fuck what the fuck

[themoonunderstoodmydadjokes]

I don’t think we talk enough about how being love bombed can like really fuck you up??? Like yeah is it easy to identify from an outside perspective? Absolutely. But being in it and having someone devote that much time and attention to you (even if it is manipulative in nature) to then having it end abruptly when they’ve gotten what they wanted out of you… 🫠

[lollytea]

Huntlow situationship gives me such intense brain termites you don't get it

[aroaessidhe]

2024 reads / storygraph

Outdrawn

f/f contemporary romance

two cartoonist who’ve been rivals since uni, and now have competing webcomics online, have to work together on the relaunch of a cult classic at the comic press they both work at

they both struggle with art-related physical and mental health issues, and complicated families

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

it just struck me how my queerness is essentially just me going "hmmm... nah <3"

[reigen-small-naturals]

aight let's go

timeline of laz1's diamond and lykn's lego (with a celebrity cameo (it's daou, daou is a celebrity cameo))

jan 30: somebody asks mond how would he feel if lykn's william would come to his live. diamond says he would thank him, and talks about lego being cute.

after that they would occasionally comment under each other's tiktoks and also diamond likes a tiktok about their interactions

march 4th: lego posts a tiktok to a song by boss and diamond. the lyrics of the song are like 'you stole my heart where did you go'. diamond comments "where did you end up going", and lego answers "come and i'll tell you".

that same day diamond streams and lego comments on his live. here is a supercut of everybody in the chat telling him that lego is watching and mond not believing them but scrolling a lot to find The Legomments. the legomments in question are: asking mond about his hairstyle, apologizing for not being verified and laughing at the situation

diamond in turn apologizes for the situation on twt and lego laughs at it again

march 18th: lego posts a tiktok to hit me up and diamond comments

june 10th: fans talk to diamond and they start teasing him about lego. they ask him if they met already ("no not yet") and does he want to meet him ("where is he?")

june 14th: lego QRTs that video and laughs that if diamond wants to meet up he could've just say so

june 16th: there is no other way to phrase this: diamond is Shooting His Shot.

and now. ladies and gentlemen.

the stream

not even describing it, just watch the videos. it's so!

after lego left the stream, we have our celebrity cameo: khun Daou Pittaya himself jumps on diamond's stream to tease him and call him out for the flirting

june 21st:

june 30th: it's the day they meet on the bondbond festival. but first, lego tweets this and they chat a bit.

the first tweet says 'i didn't take any pictures, this is all i have, i love phis, i don't want to be just a nong' and it can be related to mond bcs diamond posted a tiktok with lego to the song 'brother zone' by bus7, and the lyrics of the song are, well, about phinonging lol

here are behind the scenes of that tiktok

they also filmed a trust me challenge

july 3: diamond's mom reposts a ship video of them. ANYWAY

july 26: diamond comments this:

and lego answers with a selfie and a song, here are the song's lyrics

september 11: goodnight to lego from diamond

september 12: cat to diamond from lego

also we have another celebrity cameo: joong archen liked a post about diamond's comment

this timeline is last updated on 2024/09/17, anyway there is that!

[lala-blahblah]

I will never make this because it would be for an audience of one (me) but ever since reading "If we Were Villains" (story about serious drama kids in college who perform shakespeare and deal with a murder) I have been entertaining the thought of a crack fic crossover with High School Musical The Musical The Series where the staff decides they will no longer put on shakespeare after the tragic accident that happened at Thanksgiving, because Shakespeare plays would only increase the tension and drama. So they hire Ms. Jen who decides their spring play will actually be High School Musical (which exists in the 90s in this universe) and it ruins the vibe so much that everyone gives up on being dark and mysterious because they're universally pissed at Ms Jen for making them learn choreoraphed basketball dancing.

[savingthegeneration]

You know ever since I met you...enigmatic mysterious glint in your eyes. It must be the gypsy in you.

Koudelka (2000) dev. Sacnoth

[zappedbyzabka]

COOL IT

[phoenixkaptain]

Watching older Marvel movies is like-

These actors are so good, the characters come to life, the costumes look just like the comics and Iron Man 1 makes reference to Tony’s tin can suit and Captain America makes reference to his original shield shape and there may never be a better portrayal of Thor in the entirety of my lifetime. It’s like they stepped right out of the comics, the music is so good, the quips are so good, the foreshadowing of the Avengers helping each other learn and grow and heal is set up wonderfully and-

And then you think about where it ultimately went and it’s like. What?

Where’s the characters who are just like their comic counterparts? The fuck happened to Peter Parker? Why did the foreshadowing of Steve and Tony’s relationship improving lead abso-fucking-lutely nowhere? Where the fuck did romance between Hulk and Black Widow come from? What the fuck happened to Peter Parker??

Like, it was so good, it was going so well. The Avengers from the comics were put into live-action so perfectly, and then it crashed and burned. It makes me legitimately sad in some ways, because it was! So! Good! What happened? Why did they change everything? I mean, I know Civil War happened because of Batman v. Superman, but why did they decide to go that route? Some people liked Batman and Superman fighting in the comics, but did anybody like the comic Civil War???

I just don’t understand. Why make Civil War into a movie? Why on God’s green Earth would anybody suggest making a movie out of one of the least liked comic arcs of all fucking time??? And why did they change the arc in the most baffling ways possible??? What?? Were?? They??? Thinking??? Were they even thinking???? Whoever came up with this, I’m so sorry, but I think you should work on soap operas instead of comic adaptations.

[hasarjunadoneanythingwrong]

2 major factions in chaldea: the 14 yr old heroic spirits who think adults crushing on the mc is creepy vs the 18+ heroic spirits who think the bbys crushing on the mc is creepy. theres a third who thought they were there to save humanity but no one listens to them

more legitimately this is probably so making kintoki step in even if you play as the male mc makes sense but it does make it weird if you think about the fact ritsuka's been there for ~7 years and is still underage. were they hired at age 11.

[rebouks]

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Matilda: Are you almost done? Courtney: Uh-huh! Is he getting restless? Matilda: Erm…

Courtney: Oscar’s outside if you wanna find him. Matilda: Sure. Courtney: And tell him he’s not supposed to be smoking!

…

Matilda: You’re not supposed to be smoking. Oscar: I was just pretending-.. to look cool, y’know? Matilda: [snorts] You’ll fuck yourself up, like nanna did.

Oscar: Your nan was pretty cool though. Matilda: Yeah… Oscar: Thanks for doing this, by the way. I know it’s kinda short notice.

Matilda: Isn’t it usually the woman who does all this wedding planning bullshit? Oscar: Sexist much? She couldn’t plan a piss up in a brewery anyway-.. and she deserves it, and she loves surprises. So, yeah.. all she’s gotta do, is turn up in whatever pretty outfit you’ve cooked up together n’ have a good time.

Matilda: I wish it could’ve been us, sometimes. Oscar: What? Matilda: It would’ve been so much easier if we’d had.. chemistry, or whatever.

Oscar: We don’t though, do we? Matilda: Fucking-.. obviously! God, you’re so vain; what did you think this was, a confession? You may as well be my brother. Oscar: The fuck else am I gonna think when you say shit like that?

Matilda: We grew up together, we understand each other-.. we’ve even slept together. Why didn’t it feel right? Why is it so hard to find someone I have an actual connection with? Like we do, but.. romantically. You two you make it look so simple. Oscar: I don’t know.. I guess fate had other plans, if you believe in that sorta stuff.

[Robin whimpers upon seeing Courtney, immediately reaching for her] Oscar: He’s hungry. Courtney: Clearly! What’s up?

Oscar: Tilda’s super jelly-.. she’s finally interested in what’s between a guy’s eyes as well as his legs. Matilda: [laughs] Fuck off. Courtney: Awh, you’ll find someone special sooner or later.

Oscar: And when you do, you’ll understand how simple it can be. Matilda: [scoffs] With me? Doubt it. Courtney: Bah! You’re impossible to console.

Oscar: Triss needs a lift, by the way. Courtney: Now? We could-… Oscar: Nope! The boy is hungry n’ I’ve got shit to do; Tilda can do it.

Matilda: I wish you’d stop tryna force-… Oscar: [whispers] He has a girlfriend numbnuts-.. pleeeeease just take him? I’m running out of cars. Matilda: Okay, okay! Get off me already.

[significant-narratives]

imagine being kniesy with your girlfriend in minnesota (which, sidenote: really? minnesota?) on one hand and your definitely-not-situationship with your beautiful talented goalie on the other hand and then bam! said not-situationship starts flirting with his fellow beautiful talented goalie. please keep him in your prayers this is a lot for one boy to handle.

[the-blossica-fan]

I remember one post on, what if Schneider and Sonetto swapped bodies?

Bringing that back, imagine the chaos if, SOMEHOW, 37 and Regulus swapped bodies

Sonetto would be so uncomfortable in that dress, she would be trembling like she's cold and would be pretty embarrassed

Schneider would say so many things about Sonetto's body (all good) teasingly which also makes Sonetto blush a whole lot. She probably wears a dress on that body just so she can show off (Sonetto HATES it, what is she doing with her body?!)

37 would have a stroke, it's just as simple as that. "I'M IN THE BODY OF THAT BEAN EATER?! IS THIS A PUNISHMENT FOR WHAT I'VE DONE?!?!" aggressively rolling on the ground

She would stare at Regulus in her body deeply, DARING her to drink coffee or eat beans. She can't punch herself but oh Lord she can torment Regulus

Neither ate beans but 37 hated that body and Regulus felt so weird

"this is NOT the best look for a pirate, such a weak arms and dumb face-"

"HEY"

"BLODDY HELL- HOW DID YOU GET HERE I LOCKED THE DOOR"