#they stay!

[the-genius-az]

Azula: Thank you for inviting me to Mai's wedding today, Madam Michi.

Michi: Yes, no problem, dear.

Azula: This is probably a stupid question, but who will Mai marry? I have not seen them?

Ukano: You. You are the fiancée. This is your wedding with Mai.

Azula: Wait, what?

Ukano: There's your officiant. This is your wedding ring. I suggest taking her somewhere far, far away for her honeymoon.

Michi: For a week.

Ukano: Here's some money, make it two.

Mai, entering: Oh, this is beautiful. Who's getting married today?

[itsame-a-mio]

Happy Pride Month to everyone who gets this joke, laughed at it, or isn’t a homophobic or transphobic etc asshole.

Happy Pride Everyone.

Stay Gay.

[sca-nerd]

My friends who have never experienced flooding, and who are about to deal with it from this storm, please remember:

1. NO. YOU CANNOT MAKE IT THROUGH THAT WATER ON THE ROAD. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'RE DRIVING. TURN. AROUND.

2. DO NOT GO WADING THROUGH THE WATER. EVEN IF YOU JUST WANT TO SEE HOW DEEP IT IS. THAT. WATER. IS. CONTAMINATED.

3. IT IS CALLED FLASH FLOODING FOR A REASON. THE WATER RISES AND SURGES IN A FLASH. STAY. HOME.

4. If you're at risk of flooding, raise up any of your belongings now. Put the legs of tall things in buckets. Know where your important documents are.

5. Stay safe.

[mochidoodle]

saw some debate over the english title translation of dungeon meshi and I am here to offer you this alternative

[kenapiece-main]

Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job

[mintaii]

take responsibility

[str4wb3rry-fire]

no, i dont lose hyperfixations. theyre just moved to a different, slightly less used, shelf in my brain.

[doppy-enjo]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[kawareo]

"Imagine still posting fanart a whole year after the game came out" brother what are you talking about

[ithappensoffstage]

I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"

[ikarakie]

if a character means enough to me i will truly never stop thinking about them. i just retire them into a little back room in my brain and periodically bring them out to stare at them under a little light

[door]

agatha agate has a little spot on the top of her head where her fur is white and it’s very thin and the pink of her skin is a little bit visible all the time. turns out she can get sunburnt there

so now she has this stupid hat.

[headspace-hotel]

Holy shit??

Don't stop talking about the Palestinian genocide. IT'S WORKING.

[tainbocuailnge]

man cannot subsist on live service games and ongoing series alone you have to read or watch or play something that is complete and self-contained and ideally 5+ years old every now and then or you will die badly