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disgracefulthings · 6 months ago

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Shang Qinghua, holding a present: Happy Birthday my king!

Mobei-Jun: ...what?

Shang Qinghua: Oh, once a year humans celebrate our birthdays with gifts, so I got you something!

Mobei-Jun: No I got that, I just don't know how you know it's my birthday, I don't even know when I was born

Shang Qinghua, sweating profusely: I guessed

#mbj adds another mental note about his human's weird quirks #mbj to lbh: do humans have a magical ability to know when someone is born?#lbh remembering how his shizun knew his birthday without needing to tell him: holy shit they might #i love the idea of mbj and lbh idea of a normal person comes from their husbands #even though both their husbands are total weirdos #mbj+lbh: as far as i'm aware its everyone else who is strange #shang qinghua #airplane shooting towards the sky #mobei jun #moshang #mxtx #svsss #scum villian self saving system

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brainrotcharacters · 7 months ago

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wade's undiagnosed ADHD (giggling everytime Logan stabs him) is only ever matched by Logan's undiagnosed autism (stabbing Wade with his claws when he's overstimulated)

#its physical stimuli with these two #Wade could be in the depths of despair. the absolute throes of tragedy. and always he'll feel better when logan distracts him.#logan will only ever ground himself subconsciously and/or consciously by stabbing wade up to his knuckles #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool #wolverine #deadpool 3 #logan howlett #wade wilson #poolverine #deadclaws #deadpool 2024 #poolverine is neurodivergent #QUEER and neurodivergent #normal things in the ketchup and mustard household include but are not limited to:#wade offering the other side of his body after logan stabbed one side #logan clawing at wade's arm when he's noticed wade beginning to spiral #wade reeling for a second as he is grounded back to reality. then he laughs. and shoots logan in the ear.#i need every other superhero witnessing this to be so confused and so horrified #they're traumatized and horrendous in their own right but they're basic baby shit compared to deadclaws #I NEED IT

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egophiliac · 7 months ago

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(looks at upcoming card releases)

I'm in danger :)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #smoking #my favorite horrible crime guys are back!!!!#(my hot take is that glomas had a better story but these goobers were just SO fun)#(they should be allowed to kidnap and murder(?) at least a few dozen people. as a treat.)#man i knew there was probably going to be a fellow card and yet i still did a bad job of saving my keys #and there's this year's halloween to think about too!#normally i try to avoid leaks and spoilers but i did accidentally see some stuff and if it's real then holy SHIT #on the other hand fellow attacks by basically throwing gidel at people and i desperately need this on my team #regardless of whether or not the card is actually any good #(if they change the animation to remove gidel i am going to RIOT it needs to be either exactly the same or EVEN SILLIER)#actually it would be hilarious if their stats were terrible. just the worst. and yet...#grown man and his kid with a hammer vs a bunch of teen wizards who can shoot fire #the results may shock you #(if they do the same duos-with-the-last-release as they have been with the staff cards then i will absolutely lose it)#(please twst. it would so useless to me but SO funny)#fellow: it's showtime rollo! :)#rollo: who are you

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phantominzie · 3 months ago

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EVERYONE.

DONT FORGET TO LOOK UP #cutewinterboots ON TIKTOK! THERE'LL BE SOME BIG BITS OF ICE ON THE ROADS FOR QUITE SOME TIME, SO BE SURE TO INVEST IN SOME CUTE WINTER BOOTS.

That is all, y'all have a good one and stay safe during all this ICE!

edit: fascists, racists, nazi's, homophobe/transphobes, and trump dick riders can politely fuck off on this post. I'm tired of dealing with y'all, stop trying to be edgy in the comments of this post, I will just block you so piss off.

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ace-does-stuff · 2 days ago

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ah shit sorry man i didnt mean to spill my "aro4aro friends with benefits relationship" all over your favorite ship, fuck dude my bad, it wont happen again

#ace shoots the shit #aspec #aro #aromantic #aroallo #alloaro #aro4aro

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milktrician · 14 days ago

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1: Wake Up

2: Names

3: First Mission

If you liked any of this concept, go check out Love Bullet by inee! It's one of my favorite new mangas I read last year and this was very fun to think about :) The first comic here is based off two of it's pages. Here's the official summary:

Since the dawn of humanity, those who have never experienced love and meet an untimely end are granted a second chance at life as Cupids by the Goddess of Love. Present day Cupids have traded in their bow and arrow for modern firearms, but their mission remains the same: find suitable lovers for their targets and make them fall in love!

#shen jiu's been at this for 11 whole years and still hasn't gotten enough karma #to be honest he's shit at his job but he kept at it to become human again but as time passes he isn't sure if that's what he truly wants #in that flashback he was going to shoot yqy so he falls in love with the thief in his body so they both move on #failed his first mission to find someone for yqy loveee you qijiu #all those failed shots on binghe are also him #svsss #svsss au #svsss love bullet au #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #shen jiu #comic

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arkangelo-7 · 3 months ago

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It must be so fucking weird for Bruce and Oliver to be on the Justice League. Like here they are with a bunch of metahumans, aliens, wizards and gods and shit, and they’re literally just Two Dudes. I bet they side-eye the fuck out of each other during League meetings bc like what the actual fuck? how can this be my problem? I’m going to the chiropractor after this?

#just two silly guys #yeah they’ve got a special set of skills but also they gotta commute to that 9 to 5 #Bruce is worried about if they’ve got enough Diet Coke in the fridge he doesn’t got time for this metahuman shit #that sounds like a Superman problem #and Oliver just shoots shit so why the fuck are people asking him to stop an alien invasion? sounds like Hal’s job??#Gotham hits different as in Bruce isn’t gonna fucking die if the Riddler knocks him but he IS gonna eat it if Amazo shows up #outta they’re league but they’re in the league #dc #dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #batfamily #batfamily headcannons #bruce wayne and oliver queen #oliver queen #green arrow

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wellship · 1 year ago

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"Don't you ever shut up-!?"

#zosan #description in alt text #I feel like the context behind this would be really emotional and juicy. unfortunately I have none #tennis ball shooting his shot #actually I think he presumes he's about to get the shit kicked out of him and ruin their friendship but he can't hold it in any more #he might be in for a surprise as to the actual response he gets...!

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rhiangalaxy · 5 months ago

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@nibbelraz's SQH bros AU brings me so much joy

[ID: A Scum Villain Comic. Airplane/SQH as a child dressed in yellow and orange robes looks up happily and says "Gege, do you have games on your phone?" The next part depicts OG!Shang Qinghua ruffling Airplane's head with a tired look towards a paper simply responding "No." with a smaller chibi version of him next to his head saying 'What is a phone??' as if thinking internally. Airplane, whines "Awwww..." in response to SQH's No. End ID]

#svsss #scum villain #shang qinghua #og shang qinghua #airplane shooting towards the sky #mxtx #myart #the idea of airplane just saying the most random modern shit and og!sqh just responding as if its the most normal thing in the world #is just peak comedy to me #mans is going through multiple internal crises a day to whatever his didi says #and if i remember correctly shen yuan is also in this au #so i can only imagine having airplane and sy meet and og!sqh's just hearing what they say like “oh gods theres two of them”#svsss au

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hanasnx · 1 year ago

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so.. hot take fix idea..

fire lord zuko would totally try to fuck you anywhere.. i mean, who’d stop him? from the garden balconies to the throne room or even dining room and study.. it’s very evident that he loves you to everyone around and isn’t afraid to let anyone else know it either.

MINORS DNI 18+

"Zuko," you chide under your breath, shying away from ZUKO's lips that brush the sensitive skin of your neck. "Compose yourself." you hushed instruction is paid no heed as he presses himself into your back, pinning you between the railing and his body.

His lowered voice washes warm breath over your ear, sending chills down your spine, "How can I? I can't keep my hands off you." It's in poor taste for the Fire Lord to express such ardent desire so publicly, the balcony overlooking the courtyard is hardly the most inconspicuous place to do it. Even through his layers of robing, you can feel a familiar prodding, and you gasp when his teeth bite into your flesh to distract you. "No one's around." he expresses as if it's encouragement instead of a thinly veiled ploy. It's part of the thrill for him.

The official dressings you wear are inaccessible, you're unsure of how he'll proceed without baring you entirely for the world to see. When his hands grab at the fabrics, bunching them up to inch them higher you reach back to catch him. "Zuko!" you whisper indignantly, glancing at him from over your shoulder. He leans in, furthering you over the balcony from his weight as he steals a grinning kiss from you.

"A quick one, my love. If anyone so much as looks in your direction I'll skin them alive." The barbaric threat is entirely to make you dissolve into giggles as a distraction, moving aside the expensive silks so he can get at what he knows is waiting for him underneath.

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charcoaldustonmyfingers · 1 year ago

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So backstory to this is that my roommate and best friend got a beanbag the size of a bed and it was sitting in the middle of our apartment for a while. It was extremely comfortable and I would curl up to sleep in it, but because it was so big I’d sink into the center and people wouldn’t know where I was lol. It was nice though, cause The Bean was big enough to share!

It’s nice to snuggle with friends or siblings! I love how Rise wrote the brothers to be more physically affectionate

#rottmnt #tcest dni #rise of the tmnt #rise donnie #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt raph #rise raph #rottmnt comic #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #tcest I will shoot on sight #don’t even look at this if you like that shit #I swear to fucking god my comics are inspired by my own family please don’t

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disgracefulthings · 9 months ago

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Yue Qingyuan: Shang-Shidi, a demon clan is causing some trouble with some minor sects. Can you ask Luo Binghe to look into it?

Shang Qinghua: Sure, he owes me a favor anyway

Liu Qingge: How does someone like you get a demon lord to owe you a favor?

Shang Qinghua: I tell him what Shen Qingqiu likes in bed

Yue Qingyuan: WHAT?!

Liu Qingge: HOW-?

Shang Qinghua: Anyway I'll get right on that