#they need a good guard dog

[lilislegacy]

i’m bored so let’s do a poll

[nano30cm]

two east coast girls and their weird white boys

[cecropiacrown]

Thinking about subby, bottom Feng Xin this morning and, goddamn, I need to write more of him. He deserves it. Let the man feel wanted for once - not just needed.

[abirddogmoment]

Bird dog activities

[freebagels]

Do you ever think about how Aziraphale got punched in the solar plexus, hit over the head with a crowbar (so hard it would kill a regular human), and literally discorporated (a.k.a. fucking DIED the human way) all in one season?

Cause I do.

[caligarish]

Ivan the Terrible, 1944 // The Terror, 2018

[rasairui]

Interview went well yesterday, have another one today. Really hoping I can move forward with one of these, they're both doggy daycare jobs and I really miss working with animals. I'm honestly more excited about the one I had yesterday even though it's a bit of a commute, their facility sounds FANTASTIC and I'd get doggy first aid training in the first month <3

[sleepless-in-starbucks]

i love the versatility of the number two/second hand/second in command/etc character archetype and title

like. you're my number two. i trust you with everything. you will never be better than me. you hold more power in the shadows then i ever can in the spotlight. without me, you'd have nothing, be nothing. you're my second-hand and you're invaluable to me. you're my second-hand and you're inferior to me.

and the reverse- i'm your number two. i keep your every secret like my own. the minute you turn your back ill kill you in the way i know you fear most. i revel in your power and the protection i know you will always afford me. despite your position, you are nothing to me but dirt beneath my sole. you're my boss and you're everything to me. you're my boss and you're abhorrent to me.

ik ik it's been said before but guard dog versus attack dog and i go mad for both

[todayisafridaynight]

top ten things i didnt think could happen during the aoki/bodyguard segment Aoki Actually Attacks

[mad-hunts]

no, but have i talked about this on here before? because i don't think i have yet. though i was just thinking about all of the different people that barton has been interested in romantically, and one of them that definitely stands out to me is auriel. because even he doesn't really know what it is, but in the main story for barton, she's been missing for quite some time. i'm talking like ever since his final year of undergrad. so, it's been more than a decade since barton has seen her and yet, he still checks whether anyone with her physical description has suddenly shown up again in gotham.

and he has actually made an effort to compile whatever evidence he could pertaining to auriel's disappearance, which... although there hasn't been anything new as to where his character is in the timeline of events right now? barton may be the only person in gotham who is actively looking for her anymore. plus, before auriel went missing, she had actually lent one of her coats to him and i swear to god... this man has never taken care of an article of clothing better than he's taken care of her coat. so, this kind of makes me wonder how barton's usual behavior could be so contrary compared to him doing something like this.

i mean, judging by how he behaves around most people (which is basically TERRIBLY, to put it simply jsjsj), i think that he must've felt like they had a deeper connection between each other somehow. though auriel herself is certainly not a villain. so i'm saying this in terms of barton perhaps trusting her enough to tell her things that he wouldn't normally tell a soul, like how he was (and still somewhat is) afraid of his bio father as a kid. but yeah — seeing as i know what had happened to her character, this hits especially hard for me 😭 because she may not be dead but auriel certainly hasn't been in a good spot for a longgg time

[archersgoon]

like he wouldn't teach finnikin other languages until he was shamed. he was carles' chief advisor when they were failing to respond adequately to the threat of charyn. im going to be honest here i think there's a not insignificant chance he was king's man when carles felt so powerless he had to go to an imprisoned trevanion in secret. isaboe needs to fucking fire him

[autopsytableromance]

Evan kelmp man that you are ……………..

[jefferythejelly]

punz is the guard dog of yap city. btw

[bhaalsdeepbat]

on my Slayer Durge file, I was really in the RP zone and waited to reveal Slayer form to everyone until my Durge got to the Mindflayer Colony. She had just found the Letter of Forgiveness, was grappling with the familiarity of the brushstrokes, and then met Kressa and realized the first memory she ever had was of Kress's operating table.

my Durge couldn't hold back slayer form and suddenly the party was having to deal with the colony AND the fact that their leader was clearly hiding some pretty big fucking secrets from everyone.

and it was so fucking good. my slayer durge is kind of weak (bc of user error, from not optimizing, but i'm rolling with it), so being told by Astarion after that she wasn't strong enough on her own to make him feel safe. He soloed Myrkul, so imagine doing this horrible horrible thing, getting the power from it, and having the person you got that gift for telling you that your strength isn't enough.

the rp reasons for ascending astarion while still trying to resist ended up just writing themselves on that file tbh

[2024skin]

I've always had a special interest for Caucasian shepherds but I literally don't trust any article about good guard dog breeds that recommends them without a page long warning about them

[blujayonthewing]

reopening the years-settled nonissue of 'what kind of dog is wildshaped juniper' to struggle between 'this is an irish breed known for its intelligence and loyalty and sweet disposition and they're widely used as therapy dogs' and 'this thing looks exactly like juniper'