#they locked me in a house

[zoxsansnc]

what if i spook-ify the

"crazy i was crazy once..."

thing?

"Spooky? I was spooky once, they locked me in a house, a haunted house, a haunted house with spooks, and the spooks made me spooky"

please reblog, do not repost or se elsewhere without permission and giving credit to me

[recny]

what's the musical inspiration for the vampire lestat?

[homeofwyrm]

Just realized I've drawn Camilla like once? Criminal

[beguilingcorpse]

it drives me crazyyyy that like. palamedes is out at canaan house with tenderness in excelsius for dulcinea. the perfect regency era gentleman. every moment is the pride and prejudice hand flex scene. if the pov character was attracted to men even a little bit the narration would be filled with swooning. he’s lowering her gently into chairs and handing her tea so that their hands brush and looking at her with those big grey eyes of his. and all of it is WASTED because it’s NOT dulcinea it’s CYTHEREA. FUCK

[forlorngarden]

harrow the ninth asks a question no other book has dared to ask - what if God was a tumblr user?

[s-aint-elmo]

the theme is same faces

(ID in alt text)

bonus + design notes:

sparknotes:

tridentarii: the building block was "lions" (corona's mane of hair and king vibes + ianthe's scar lionking swagger) but i think i lost that plot at some point. regardless peep the earrings for symbols of their twisted mutualism. also they have dimples <3 bc on corona they're perfect and on ianthe (when she smiles wide enough) they're sickeningly dissonant

the nonas: harrow has curls bc i think the only thing funnier than saddling a nun who's been shaving her head since infancy with fast-growing hair is for that hair to be horrible messy springy curls that are barely spared from frizz by the sheer grease #bathingisn'tsafeformern. please also applaud my restraint in adhering to canon and not giving nona dimples. she deserved them

the sixth: came to me fully formed honestly. palamedes calls camilla beautiful enough for the alexandrites so i just let my heart and sapphism take the wheel here. for pal when i first read gtn i visualized him very differently but other artists made such a compelling case for scruffy pal that now i can't see him any other way

the second: also let my heart take the wheel here. wanted to draw a man carved out of hardwood so i did <3 at the caliber of necromancer that g1d is i know he probably wouldn't have so much scarring but the heart wants what it wants (cool factor). in my head and in my heart they're from wake

naberius: i don't have anything to say in my defense. i rewatched teen beach movie, found the perfect face claim and set the wheels of fate in motion. i think babs is hot the way a ken doll is hot, y'know? it takes yanny piloting his flesh mecha for him to be gender (<- testimonial from my masc nb friend)

[meraarts]

We see the aviators Gideon wears as anachronistically modern for this archaic world, and Harrow reacts to them accordingly, but we must not forget that they are an ancient artefact, pre-resurrection. For all we feel like they mess with her Ninth image they must actually strengthen it to the other houses. This Ninth cultist is wearing ten thousand year old glasses to block out the light. I dare you to think of something more Ninth than that.

[false-heteros16]

Is it really queer baiting if he’s a bisexual who’s in love with a repressed gay who’s been told by multiple people that his only deep significant relationship has been with this one man and no one else, AND they ride off state on their motorcycles and spend their last days with each other?

[cutetanuki-chan]

had a random thought

[lno-x]

why they dress like that

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price and Carol Ohmart - The House on Haunted Hill (1959) dir. William Castle

[tiffanyachings]

“Fiat lux! If you want to talk improbable, let’s talk about this”—a scrape of stone on stone—“being three thousand and some years older than this.” A heavy clunk.

“Inexplicable, Warden.”

“Certainly not. Like everything else in this ridiculous conglomeration of cooling gas, it’s perfectly explicable, I just need to explic-it.”

“Indubitable, Warden.”

“Stop that. I need you listening, not racking your brain for rare negatives. Either this entire building was scavenged from a garbage hopper, or I am being systematically lied to on a molecular level.”

“Maybe the building’s shy.”

“That is just tough shit for the building.”

[pygmypouter]

This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it!

[suokumi]

unhinged sun be upon ye, he's having a very calm time and you're definitely safe I promise uwu

[copypastus]

What if acotar antagonists got the same level of justification as our 'heroes' from the Night Court did?

[puckspoetry]