#they juzt Happen

[tranz-regent]

Could Taylor/Alec ever work. And how

becauze my brain decided it waz gonna zmazh their facez together and i had no zay in the matter

[venomgender]

they need tk make more cross dressing yaois that are good

[chelleisamazing]

Drunk rn but im having an epiphany!!!!

[clusterduck28]

FUCKERS STOLE MY VAPE! CAN'T HAVE SHIT IN [redacted]

[mihotose]

i just listened to the whole school idol musical soundtrack 1) rurika saw anzu on tv and developed a parasocial relationship so bad her grades slipped and 2) so was anzu like. still going back home. tsubakisakuhana is in a different prefecture?? how did she even transfer schools without her mom knowing

[puppypop5]

so. so hows isat treating you so far?

U actually reminded me i need to continue watching. im roughly over 4 hourz into the walkthrough im watching u zwear i can be normal I zwear

[mightywhite]

[vivid-badsquad]

bro i genuienyl hate my mum zo much.

like zhe waz talking abt zomething yezterday abt how zhe getz dizcount at zome hairdrezzer then zhe waz zaying how zhe waz gonna go and get my hair cut (not even azking if i want it cut. like a fucking normal paerzon would?) and i rezponded in a i think fairly blunt way? idk... but i zaid "no, i wanna let it grow out for a bit" or zomething like that...? my memory iz hazy now and zhe juzt... takez the pizz out of it. zhez azking my zizter of zhe wantz to "let her hair grow out a little bit" and it pizzez me off bcuz zhe doeznt do it with amyone elze in the family. itz juzt me. ive tried 2 fucking zet boundariez w her az well and zhe juzt totally ignorez them and i want 2 fucking kmz aroumd her genuinely.

[shatteredlesbian]

> realizing blogs I wanna follow are ageless and I have a dni about ageless blogs

>

[wriggler-naming-suggestions]

< :m extremely embarrazzed of th:z fact >

<3< 1mag1ne n0t hav1ng pr0phet1c dreamz 0f the future. Embarazz1ng >

[lower-management]

*they raise their head slightly*

Something juzt happened.

[quadrant-query]

< how do you deal w:th hav:ng an azhen cruzh on two trollz who cant be :n the zame room together anymore >

< :tz l:ke >

< they uzed to be p:tch and then zometh:ng bad happened and now one of them hatez the one who d:d the bad th:ng and xe :z fluzhed for h:m ( : th:nk : dont know : dont care ) >

< : juzt want ro f:x theze fuck:ng :d:otz >

< l:ke do : juzt >

< zubtly try to get the three of uz together or g:ve up or >

< : dont know :m rambl:ng >

This isn't even close to a lost cause; in fact I feel like it's typical starting grounds for most ashen relationships.

The whole purpose of ashen romance is taking two trolls who are too fucked up to do anything normal and forcing them to figure things out. Crazy, unnecessary vacillation and breaking up is often part of the deal with those kinds of pairs-- if they were a respectable and healthy pitch romance you wouldn't be feeling frustrated enough to step in ashenwise in the first place!

I think being blunt with these kinds of idiots is usually the best method. Common methods of pitch flirting involve small, annoying gestures to begrudgingly get them into your quadrant-- pestering them every night about how shitty and unhealthy their relationship is and how they need to knock that shit off is a surefire way to get that to start.

[wriggler-naming-suggestions]

< generally we are requ:red to report any mutat:onz , cullable or not , and any other reazon a grub m:ght be zubject to cull:ng >

< buttt : know :ve l:ed where : thought : could get away w:th :t >

< a jade m:ght have let aez here go because they werent pay:ng attent:on or were :ntent:onally try:ng to let her avo:d cull:ng >

shthill thinkin abouth thhoshe weird anonsh I've been gething honeshthly

[vox-tv-demon]

Hey! Hey vox???- where are you-

QUID IN NOMINE DOMINI MALEDICTUS-?!

*He jumped into the TV and ran over to Vox*

Are ya okay?! What happened!!-

-T.J.{@juzt-a-ninetyz-tv}

holy sh- T.J.? hi! i'm fine, don't worry, but I just got stabbed by an angelic weapon (or the equivalent of it) in the stomach while trying to protect one of my sons and i'm currently in my ex's house trying to hold my intestines in.

I'm fine though!

[test-tube-iii]

(I was waiting for someone to point out that it was most likely the spring worker saying she didn't need a lawyer is so i just did myself)

I suggest you hold close to those of us who are aware of the situation

or don't, we don't care. juzt remember you zigned the contract az well

-🎲

I mean you guys know sure, but some of you *cough, you, cough* act really suspicious.

I know, signing some contract out of nowhere was dumb. I didn't think something like this could happen, I was gullible.

I didn't even know they had that kind of ability!

......also I do not like the way you speak. It reminds me of him and I hate that.

TT's headspace: 5/15

[vivid-badsquad]

i dont wanna give up my vivid bad zquad url but fuck i wanna change it 2 like britizh-mizukiakiyama or zome dumb zhit cuz thatz me fr