#hiredscience chronicles

[test-tube-iii]

TEST TUBE. WHERE ARE YOUR L̶̡̧͙̀Ȏ̸̮̋V̷̙̙̒̏͊Ę̸̥͑͘ͅD̷͖͆ ̸̢̟͚͊̀O̶̡͓̠͑͠Ṉ̵̺͒E̴͚̲̾S̶͔̜͝.̴͎̦͛̈́͝ͅ?̴͙͐͝ ̶͓̣̘́Ỹ̴̺̪͋́O̴̟̚U̷̘̔̕R̷̮̠̐ ̷͇̝̯͘F̶̧̪͚͗A̵̜̿̇͝M̷̰͉͒I̵̘̺͆.̶͍͕̓͌L̷̠̥̈́̀Ẏ̶̧͠ ̵̨͔̀̋A̷͇͈̞͐̂N̵͈͍̄͛̚D̸̼̬͊ ̴̳̠͎̄F̶̩̩͓̀Ř̷̗̱͠I̵̛͈͆ ̴̱͚̄Ẹ̸̘̋͝Ṇ̸̱́͌̀͜D̸͙̖͎̐S̷̗̞̱̄

ARE YOU A̸̢͇̘̓͑̋L̴̨̳̅͒͑O̶̫̯̖̊̋̓N̸͎̉̏Ė̵͔͘/̷̼̩̺̆.̷̖͑̓.

IS THIS THE E̴̻͙͝N̴̗̓D̷̺̭̈̎ OR THE Ḇ̴͚̾É̴̗̺̀G̷̲̘̳̀̒Ĭ̶͇͖͚N̷̡̿N̴̰̄Ǐ̸̞̎N̸̲͔̞̅̇̈́G̷̬͂̽͂

W̷̝̼͑̈́H̴̻̘̙̅̔̒O̷̩͗ ARE YOU

W̷̡̘̓̔̇̍̓͊̇̏͘Ĥ̴͔͋́̿̑̓̚͘͘͝A̴̱̽̆̋̐̾Ṯ̶̢͓͈̬̰̫̈̆̐͊͆̓̕͜͝ ̶̲͉̻̟̈́̂́Ą̸̛͚̘̖̩̪̬͔́R̵̝̟̿͌̍̀E̶̡̝̯̺͛̋̆̽̾̿͌̎̒̈ ̴͉͍͐̐Ÿ̶̰̞͕̆̌͊̈́̌͠Ö̴̥̺̞̻͕̤̹͖́̐̎͘͜͝ͅṴ̸͙͚́̑͆͒̓̈́̇̚͜͝.̷̡̲̤͈̠̼̺̦̘̗̀̒

-T̸̢̧̫̙̅̃̃h̵̢̭͔̓̅͑̓͆e̴̳͕͒̒̓̿̾ ̴͇̲̇̄̄͜͠͝C̸͍̹̭̐l̷̡̢̙̭͕̓o̷̩̲͉̼̓̒̽ů̵̢̨̘́̊͝d̸̗͂̆͝

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TT's headspace: 3/15

[ryuatewater]

*bats eyelashes cutely* what has test tube been doing....

I've tried going into her lab but she keeps pushing me out saying "It'z a zuprize!!" or something...

:o/ Nerd stuff i guess

[test-tube-iii]

Gotta work

Gotta work

Gotta work

Gotta work

Gotta be flawlezz...

(credits to @thebaddexample again for drawing!)

[test-tube-iii]

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[test-tube-iii]

You should sit down! Take a break. Please!

-🪭

Why is everyone so worried about me? I'm fine, I zwear I'm fine.

Everything iz okay.

[test-tube-iii]

Why

...Why what? What are you talking about?.........

[test-tube-iii]

Uh... sorry, but I don't think that you'll be able to find a lawyer for free...

It doesn't make sense for anyone to want to go to court for no pay? Good luck though!

-Test Tube

TEST TUBE PLEASE YOU CANT JUST SAY GOOD LUCK AND PASS BY CAUSE *nervous laugh* I AM LIKE REALLY CONFUSED AND WORRIED I AM NOT THE LAW TYPE AND I DONT WANNA BE WORKING FOR SOME COMPANY I CANT DO THIS ALONE

PLUS I AM LIKE ACTUALLY REALLY SCARED OF SPRINGY THE WHOLE GLITCH THING SCARES ME SO MUCH I JUST DONT EXPRESS IT MUCH IM WORRIED OF WHATLL HAPPEN IF I DONT DO WHAT THEY SAY

(ooc)i got into this role so much that i actually started shivering and tearing up??? is that normal does that happen with ask blog mods normally????

[test-tube-iii]

hands you a lukewarm stick of butter

What do you want? A cake? I ain't a baker!

[test-tube-iii]

(I was waiting for someone to point out that it was most likely the spring worker saying she didn't need a lawyer is so i just did myself)

I suggest you hold close to those of us who are aware of the situation

or don't, we don't care. juzt remember you zigned the contract az well

-🎲

I mean you guys know sure, but some of you *cough, you, cough* act really suspicious.

I know, signing some contract out of nowhere was dumb. I didn't think something like this could happen, I was gullible.

I didn't even know they had that kind of ability!

......also I do not like the way you speak. It reminds me of him and I hate that.

TT's headspace: 5/15

[test-tube-iii]

Are you okay, Test Tube?

....Honestly?

...

..No.

[test-tube-iii]

woah what the scallop even is that thing you made

Z̶t̴a̷y̷ ̶t̸u̴n̸e̴d̵ ̷a̸n̷d̷ ̴f̷i̶n̸d̶ ̶o̶u̷t̶!̵

[test-tube-iii]

tell us abt urself! are u still test tube in a sense or are you technically someone else?

'Technically' the latter, zhh ;p

[test-tube-iii]

Did anything interesting happen recently? I was sorta in a coma taking a break, so I haven't exactly been around.

-@that-one-paintbrush

Springy made me sign a contract and now I'm like REALLY scared

Trying to find a lawyer for free right now (not going great)

[test-tube-iii]

(You don’t have to answer this- I was being /silly)

whoah, why is there like, stairs here?

(Casually referencing two psychological horror games in one sentence)

Oh, there are?

Oh, there are!

When did those get there?

(The stairs lead nowhere. It stops after 6 steps.)

TT's headspace: 7/15

[test-tube-iii]

*lots of hugs and head pats for test tube!!*

Hah- ..thank you...

[test-tube-iii]

hey test tube uhh do you need hugs or something

head pats perhaps

Uhmm.... yeah.

I'd really appreciate that.. thank you.