vox-tv-demon

[vox-tv-demon]

“ i- valentino, what the fuck? ” vox laughs incredulously. “ how do you even — y'know what? i'm not gonna question it. you are certainly impressive sometimes. ”

" did we like sell queef or something. where is the creature. "

- @valentino-moth-man

“ oh, that little bug-dog-fly-thing? ”

he ponders.

“ uh, i don't know. did you leave it somewhere? ”

[vox-tv-demon]

📺: Huh, interesting. I suppose you're right, really. It does get annoying when it's more difficult spreading my business to different Rings, but it's in the best interest of Hell, so I can't really say anything. Plus, it's not like I haven't done anything for any other Rings — Gluttony especially seems to like a lot of my devices.

📺: By the way, the sleeping pill alternatives I found for my business partner appear to be working. Shame they don't work on me, but hey, biomechanical troubles. [Message edited]

📺: There haven't appeared to be any adverse side effects yet, which is good, except the occasional bit of random falling asleep during the day.

[ 1 Unread Message From Belphagor]

💤: Out of curiousity, do you get affected by Sin tech blackouts?

( @belle-of-hell )

📺: Generally? No. Sometimes I'll feel a bit weird and tech glitches out occasionally, but not unless it's really bad.

[vox-tv-demon]

📺: Hm. I suppose everything can be improved on.

[There is a long pause, as if he is thinking (for once).]

📺: In your opinion, would it be better for Pride to engage more or less with other Rings? I've seen both opinions shared in those tacky Overlord meetings and hey, I have the chance to ask a Sin now.

[ 1 Unread Message From Belphagor]

💤: Out of curiousity, do you get affected by Sin tech blackouts?

( @belle-of-hell )

📺: Generally? No. Sometimes I'll feel a bit weird and tech glitches out occasionally, but not unless it's really bad.

[vox-tv-demon]

📺: Ah. I see.

[There are several seconds before he responds again.]

📺: The majority of my products are manufactured in the Pride Ring, as it makes it easier for me to survey the factories. A small percentage is produced in other rings, so I'll have to sort that out for my customers. To put it simply, I think I'll be mostly unaffected.

[ 1 Unread Message From Belphagor]

💤: Out of curiousity, do you get affected by Sin tech blackouts?

( @belle-of-hell )

📺: Generally? No. Sometimes I'll feel a bit weird and tech glitches out occasionally, but not unless it's really bad.

[vox-tv-demon]

📺: It wouldn't be great for me, the tech or my business. ...what exactly is going on?

[ 1 Unread Message From Belphagor]

💤: Out of curiousity, do you get affected by Sin tech blackouts?

( @belle-of-hell )

📺: Generally? No. Sometimes I'll feel a bit weird and tech glitches out occasionally, but not unless it's really bad.

[vox-tv-demon]

[ 1 Unread Message From Belphagor]

💤: Out of curiousity, do you get affected by Sin tech blackouts?

( @belle-of-hell )

📺: Generally? No. Sometimes I'll feel a bit weird and tech glitches out occasionally, but not unless it's really bad.

[vox-tv-demon]

Would you like to meet a seraphim?

(To mod, this is asking if I'm okay to send my seraphim AU for my character :3)

-❄️

Uh. Depends on if they're a threat or not. Sure?

// oh absolutely, I'd love that!! :D //

[vox-tv-demon]

Hi little TV man

🪬

Oh, it's you! Hi again.

[vox-tv-demon]

gay

me core

[vox-tv-demon]

“ ...oh, that's what that sound was... yeah, it's probably in there then... ”

he pauses.

“ wait, how long has it been in there? ”

" did we like sell queef or something. where is the creature. "

- @valentino-moth-man

“ oh, that little bug-dog-fly-thing? ”

he ponders.

“ uh, i don't know. did you leave it somewhere? ”

[vox-tv-demon]

Hello there the ever so iconic Vox! It has come to my attention that you know quality Television and I wanna know what your think of this masterpiece of cinema directed by Tony Scott! (Prepare for an info dump!)

Unstoppable is a 2010 action thriller movie about locomotives 777 and 767 becoming a runaway with several tankers of highly toxic chemicals. There are several attempts to slow it down before Rookie Conductor Will Colson played by Chris Pine and Veteran Engineer Franke Barnes chasing down in reverse, hook up to the back of the train, and slam the breaks oh. However, this isn't enough to stop it entirely, and we get the absolute master piece and the only CGI scene in the Movie: Stanton Curve. And I'll let the image of it speak for itself.

Somehow, 777 does not derail, which is good because Stanton Curve is in the town of Stanton with a population of 720,000 people. The train is eventually stopped, and all is well! There are some other plot points I forgot to mention but the movie is aware it's just an action movie, so it embraces it and lets the runaway train be the star of the show! And the music is insane! There's all sorts of musical cues to let you know when shits going down and the Stanton curve theme is utterly insane.

Sorry for the ramble I just thought I'd share this with my favorite TV headed man! Seriously go watch this master piece it's on Hulu, Prime, and easy to find on DVD or Blue ray for a couple bucks new or second hand!

he nods along.

“ hm, that sounds interesting. i'll have to go have a look at it some time. thank you for telling me about this! ”

[vox-tv-demon]

“ val. i seriously doubt it. it's probably just lost somewhere in the tower. to be fair, it's a pretty big tower. ”

" did we like sell queef or something. where is the creature. "

- @valentino-moth-man

“ oh, that little bug-dog-fly-thing? ”

he ponders.

“ uh, i don't know. did you leave it somewhere? ”

[vox-tv-demon]

" did we like sell queef or something. where is the creature. "

- @valentino-moth-man

“ oh, that little bug-dog-fly-thing? ”

he ponders.

“ uh, i don't know. did you leave it somewhere? ”

[vox-tv-demon]

" The dead queen ate my fucking swiss cheese "

- @that-hazbin-bitch (no more context for Vox. :3)

“ she— she what?— which one ? ”

[vox-tv-demon]

There's a coffee on his desk, with a little note

" I found an old coffee recipe my family made, and thought you might like it :]

~ xoxo love Val <3<3<3 "

... Of course it's in that dumb pink glitter pen Val insists to write everything in.

~ @valentino-moth-man

Vox sniffs it suspiciously and takes a tentative sip.

[vox-tv-demon]

Reblog if you’re bored and you want anons.

[vox-tv-demon]

With a good-natured huff, Vox smiles. “ i'll take that to mean, ‘gosh, thanks, vox! you're the best!’, shall i? ” he laughs. After maybe thirty seconds of a comfortable silence, something flashes back into his memory.

His eyes widen. “ oh! vel, by the way, i talked to Belphegor — y'know, the sin of Sloth? — and through slightly illegal means, i managed to procure some Dreamless Sleep®. i had to modify it to fit to sinners' bodies, but i think it should work without any side effects, ” he explains quickly. “ 'course, you don't have to take it if you don't want to, but you have the option now, if you want. ”

Vox, with a bright flash of blue light, materialises in the corridor to Velvette's room, where the door is open. Seeing her slumped over the table in exhaustion, he walks up to behind her — hesitates for a second — and nudges her shoulder lightly with his palm. “ velvette? are you awake? ” he asks quietly.

★ @vox-tv-demon

" hhhuh ? uh , yeah , im awake . . mostly . What do you need ? " She's quite out of it despite being awake, slowly blinking at Vox as if to properly register he was there. Her phone was still in one hand, she had written out another exhausted post and had been contemplating posting it.