#they have one brain cells

[zevampirex]

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

[leisi-lilacdreams]

[emacrow]

There a ghost in the Watchtower vent!

Batman could only sighed in defeat as the Justice league were searching in the vents again, after Superman heard a odd small screeching sound of an animal coming from it this morning.

Which lead to the Justice league searching around the vents to find the source of the sound. He internally blamed Damian for this after he snuck a odd animal in the batcave, and is still looking for that animal whom may have snuck itself into the watchtower teleportor and got beamed there.

So far they been searching for 8 hours straight with no luck whatsoever. Batman could only sighed and calls comms to get Damian to get his newest attempt of pet adoption.

Which only took 7 minutes as Damian in his robin suit just put down one of alfred's special cookies in front of the vent entrance as the Justice league watch along side as a small odd cat lik-, oh that a tiny alien feral child nawing on the cookie.

He looked 4 year old at most, glowing lararus green eyes feral and dilated with long elvish ears, sharp tiny fangs, white but dirty dust covered hair that look like a rats nest, wearing a toddler sized suit that look otherworldly yet similar to a hazmut suit if it weren't so skin tight looking. He was wearing a glowing green skull on his smol middle finger and a floating crown that remind superman of the fairy odd parents except this was black with blue aurora light fire.

"You are so losing chew toy privileges, danny." Damian huffed as he just pick danny up by his armpits and just begans walked away through the hallway door.

The justice league could only look a bit gaped.

"Where did Robin found that?"

[nightbeforethend]

random bf!ateez texts // yeosang

warnings: suggestive (a got a lil crazier with a couple of these than I meant to)… I think that’s it??

seonghwa | hongjoong | yunho | san | mingi | wooyoung | jongho

ateez masterlist | general masterlist

[yingxtkm]

Matching 🎀

Self indulgent aeriseph sibling scribble as usual

I originally scribbled this out of spite when I found out I couldn’t submit platonic prompts for something I was debating on participating LMFAOO

[cherie-doll]

ughhh, tell me why i can't get könig being at his peak dilf era out of my head

like that man sometimes wakes up feeling tired even after he gets a full eight hours of sleep and will look in the mirror thinking he's let himself go from all the years of drinking alcohol giving him a dad bod but you love it??? like he doesn't understand why someone as attractive as you is going after him, seriously what's wrong with people nowadays he thinks?

but those muscles haven't gone away and they still are very much noticeable under those formal suits he wears to reunions ;D you're clinging to his arm, feeling him under the layers of clothes while he's sweating like crazy under it

he'll look around at your grand selection of younger candidates but you're stubborn on wanting this rugged bull

eventually his flaws would surely bore you, right? wrong, even in all those years of "experience" he doesn't realize that only makes you seek to grow closer not further apart

and he accidentally enables this, he'll be mindlessly trying to get a twig or something out of your hair and your mind is static just enjoying the feeling of those big, veiny hands running through your hair and that deep voice that is now slow and deliberate because he thinks before talking now, you saw that man washing the dishes and you just stand there leaning against the doorframe imagining him with an apron not caring if he's not washing the dishes right or he's letting the water drip everywhere

him snoring softly on the couch with a drink in his hand and you're practically frothing at the mouth with how good he looks in those sweatpants, or his appetite still being big and you don't care that he eats like two or three big plates in one sitting you're just glad he prefers home cooked meals to dining out

oh and he was prescribed glasses by the doctor so anytime he's reading or watching tv in the evenings you're blocking his view by sitting on his lap and pushing the glasses up or down his nose

and what about all the medicine he takes? twins! you too! him for physical health and you for mental-

doesn't matter if he's greying, feeling more tired, aching and feeling sore, takes things slower you want that man and it's making you feral.

[trek-tracks]

That's okay, buddy, we're from the Federation union

[fake-married-my-dead-fiance]

I know that Kdramas have a weird thing about sexual purity, but it's so funny how they set up their male CEOs: they have only enough brain cells for business or a relationship. There is no middle ground, no possible division of thought. They had better have hired some good subordinates, because once they fall in love after 15 years of business-devoted celibacy all their work-related savvy goes straight out the window and all they can think about is which flower goes best in their beloved's hair or how they can possibly confess their feelings.

It's a delight is what I'm saying here.

[weepingtalecowboy]

The chain conspiracy (their all unworthy of the triforce of wisdom)

Fanfic prompt: Considering that fairies are magical beings who can sense magic

Imagine hyrule looking at four and then thinking that he is pregnant with triplets or something because why else would he have three extra souls inside him

And then it kind of ends up being a big conspiracy between the chain

Because everything fits together perfectly

Four gets sick from portal traveling (sometimes even throws up or has headaches)

Four eats like he is four people

Four has crazy mood swings (like going from angry too happy in seconds then going to serious and so on)

And then the chain wants to make him more comfortable and be more protective

While four has no idea why they are AGAIN treating him like a toddler

He is short not helpless (it only confirms for the chain what they were thinking when Blue blows up on them)

Not getting the fact that his whole group is thinking that he is pregnant

Because how can a sane..(ish) person even come up with this

Yet alone figure out that it’s THAT what the chain is thinking

[bindinglove]

i remember literally peeing laughing when feyre was talking to rhys about the tithe and rhys was like god no we don’t have tithe how cruel, and feyre was like omg so you guys don’t tax people? and rhys was like no we definitely tax people

i literally cackled like c’mon man

[starcatchingsnake]

There is no greater feeling than realizing you missed ao3 being down and now you don't have to sit in agony waiting for our brave warriors to fix our beloved site.

I was helping my bestie clean her house today, blissfully unaware of the tears and bloodshed happening on ao3 and hellsite...

What a wonderful day, where I can just read my bedtime stories without any horrible error screens.

[cat-gwyn-gunn]

Don’t mind me just a grown person in their 30s kicking their legs under their desk over two gay ass hedgehog taking over 2024.

[cognitiveleague]

Easily one of my favorite things about Zoro and Luffy (not necessarily in a shipping context, though *I* enjoy them in a shipping context) is the way they seem so different on a surface level - this whimsical sunshine boy captain and his big, stoic, serious right hand man - but when you actually get to know them, they’re pretty much two halves of the same weird goddamn idiot

Specifically, I love that whenever Luffy is doing / saying something totally absurd, there’s a not insignificant chance that we’re about to cut to Zoro, whether he’s two steps away or halfway across the island, doing the exact same unhinged shit, and it’s so goddamn funny every time???

[leenfiend]

Keith is trying :)

[itsapmseymour]

God writing the Bible one day, a goat rolls up and eats a piece out of his robe

God, “you know just for that-“

[stargazingtranquility]

*James and Sirius doing something stupid*

Regulus: please control your idiots.

Remus: why’re they always my idiots whenever they do something wrong?

Regulus: …

Remus: …

*a distant crash and scream*

Regulus: *eyebrow raise*

Remus: *grumbling* yeah yeah, I’m going to control my idiots.