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gengar-pixel-2 · 1 day ago

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Transformers animated liveblog: SPOILER WARNING!

Onto the seventh episode of season three, one I was waiting for. Ya'll aren't ready for this one.

MORE WASP!!! I WAS AWAITING HIM TO BECOME CREATURE!! THIS IS IT! I love wasp, so.. But I have a lot to say... Because spoiler: I loved this episode!

It starts with as usual, wasp going through it, This poor guy CANNOT catch a break. I feel so bad for wasp. I love him.. i want to protect him...

There's also more jet twins in this episode, so that's a win!

..You know what isn't a win though?

SENTINEL PRIME.

I will go into this further but he CONTINUES to be the worst!!

Optimus and sentinel argue about what to do with wasp, and sentinel says how there are no innocent bots, to which prime goes "nuh uh" but too late, because..

RUN BOY, RUN!!

..oh hey!! dinobot jumpscare, he gets taken away. ..Gee, wonder why.. hmm.. (ominous foreshadowing) And.. off the gang go again!!

"Sentinel, you don't wanna go after that thing!"

I'M CACKLING OVER THIS IT'S SO STUPID MY GOD,,,

THE BITCH IS BACK!!! THE GIRLBOSS!!

Wasp's reaction is kinda silly lmao- he's real for that one. Who can blame him? Pretty spider lady! A goth girl! /silly

So turns out she's been doing.. fucked up experiments to try and get rid of her organic half. ..Good for her! We love a woman who does fucked up science. Slay! Women in stem!! ..honestly would've liked to see more in the show indicate her science side, but tbh, this isn't actually an issue. more just a thought. Like I know she does science but it would be nice for the show itself to say it. that being said..

GET SLAGGED, IDIOT. HA-

"..Should we take notes?" "On what NOT to do?" Back to the lab after some great lines from the twins and sentinel being.. himself. Sure hope nothing bad happens here!

"So, autobots lie to wasp, call wasp traitor, But not traitor! But still chase wasp! Oh, wasp confused..." Oh...

Arachnia goes "Yeah, yeah, I get it. autobots betrayed you, now you hate them. been there, done that, it's a big chunk of my backstory."

the vulnerability in his optics.. The soft tone as he asks the question.. oh.. my baby, my baby.. He's been alone and on the run for so long. He's probably so.. touch starved, too. He just wants someone.. he just wants safety.. a friend..

..I can't keep talking about this, I'm gonna get upset. Moving on.

HIS HEAD TILT.. AUGHHH WHY IS HE SO CUTE... I am so normal about him guys, trust. trust.

Arachnia just goes "Hey boy, get into my fucked up evil machine and you can get revenge on the autobots."

WASP NO!! NO WASP!! WASP IT'S A TRICK! NOOOO-

His expression here kills me. I fucking hate this show. It's stupid. (JOKE!! JOKE!!)

MY SHAYLA.. MY SHAYLA.. NOO... MY BABY AUGHHHH

THATS! KINDA FUCKED UP! I mean I knew it was coming but uh!! wow!! okay!!

anyway sentinel continues to be an idiot. Some dinobot stuff also.

OH BUT THE JET TWINS!! THE JET TWINS!! I love them so much oh my god,, I'm so normal about them also, trust.

"Diversion? What kind of diversion?" "Means for we to blow something up." "Oh good! I am liking diversion." I LOVE THEM YOUR HONOR

Okay, so.. remember when I said sentinel continues to be the worst, and how I was gonna get back to that? ..Yeah, here it comes. buckle up.

I. Have. Never. Been. More. ANGRY towards sentinel, throughout all my watching of this show so far, THAN IN THIS EPISODE.

BECAUSE LET ME TELL YOU, LET ME TELL YOU, THE SHIT HE SAID! WHAT HE DID!

So he breaks into the lab and sees arachnia. I'm gonna be sharing a few screenshots and showing you their exchange to get my point across. Text is color coded, ofc. blue for sentinel, purple for arachnia.

"I don't know what kinda weird organic horror you are, but if wasp is inside that giant tin-can, I want him out now!"

Okay so he starts by calling her a "weird organic horror." Not great.

"Full of yourself as ever, eh sentinel?.."

"You.. You know me?" "I did once."

"There is NO WAY I'd have ANYTHING to do with a mutant freak like you!" PULLING NO PUNCHES, ARE WE SENTINEL? Primus, dude.. So not only is he racist to humans but ALSO to organic cybertronian hybrids! Great! Oh but no. no, that's not the worst part.

"The one with the unstable energon cubes? and the SPIDERS?"

Then sentinels optics widen, and he goes with a shaky finger point goes:

"..Elita-one?"

"It's blackarachnia now, sentinel. Thanks to you and optimus.."

"But I.. I thought you.. went offline."

"Well.. least you two manged to get your stories straight."

"I never forgave optimus for leaving you behind, you know. It was his idea, y'know! A-And ultra magnus? H-He wouldn't even let us go back to recover your shell!"

"Then I guess no bot is innocent.."

"Okay this is bad, but maybe he'll I dunno.. REACT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON." NO HE DOESN'T. THIS IS SENTINEL. STOP HOLDING OUT HOPE, YOU FOOL.

Shuddering, literally gagging as he talks: "I-I just- never knew.. Never imagined something this.. Unspeakable, could've happened to you!"

"How can you even live like that? I mean it's horrible! GAH! It's DISGUSTING!"

"Okay, okay, I get it! It's BAD but it's not that bad! Alright?"

YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE DOES? HIS RESPONSE?

"You should've gone offline.."

WHAT THE FUCK?? EVEN AFTER LEARNING ITS HER, HE TELLS HER SHE SHOULD'VE DIED BECAUSE OF WHAT SHE BECAME. WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU??? EVEN AFTER LEARNING THATS ELITA, HE STILL THINKS SHE'S AN ABOMINATION THAT SHOULD NOT EXIST AND SHOULD'VE DIED. AND HIS REACTION?? IS TO FUCKING KILL HER.

I CANNOT WITH THIS GUY. I CAN'T. I'M LOSING MY ACTUAL SHIT. THAT'S SO MESSED UP, TO THE HIGHEST DEGREE. WHEN OPTIMUS LEARNED IT WAS HER, ALL THE WAY BACK IN SEASON ONE WITH "ALONG CAME A SPIDER" HIS IMMEDIATE REACTION WAS THAT HE WANTED TO HELP HER. HE STILL SEES HER AS A PERSON, AS ELITA. HE DIDN'T ATTACK, HE WASN'T LIKE "OH YOU FREAK GO DIE" NO. HE WANTED TO HELP HER, BECAUSE HE CARES ABOUT HER AND HE MISSED HER. I have never been. this angry over a fictional character in a while. SENTINEL. WHEN I CATCH YOU, ITS OVER.

*breathes* okay so we get a little focus off the two for just a moment. To quell my rage, look who it is!

WASPINATOR!! WASP!! HE IS NOW CREATURE!! THE CIRCUMSTANCES HORRIFIC, BUT THE DESIGN KICKS ASS! YES! WOOHOO! LOOK AT HIM AND HIS MANDIBLES, HIS COMPOUND OPTICS AND WINGS! YIPPPEEE! WHAT JOY!

oh okay never mind sentinel spoke again. ..But also, look at him fly around! whee!

back to my rage, because believe it or not, it gets worse than what I described above.

"It's an abomination.. Just like you! And I can't allow it!"

"..I can't allow any of it." (sentinel says, pointing his lance directly at her.)

"So that's it? You'd just slag your old friend elita-one?"

"DON'T SAY THAT NAME! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO SAY THAT NAME!"

Sentinel knocks her helmet off, revealing.. her without it! her face!

SHE LOOKS SO COOL. I'M SORRY. LOOK AT HER. ..ah, right. sentinel's still here. *clears my throat.*

"..You're not elita-one, you mutant freak."

"Elita-one went offline a long time ago.."

I AM SPEECHLESS. I HAVE NO WORDS. MY GOD I CAN'T. I CAN'T. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, THAT'S SUCH A VILE THING TO SAY. THAT'S HEINOUS. THAT'S ACTUALLY SO GROSS. THAT'S DISGUSTING.

i can't put my rage in words so i'm just using this image to convey them because I've run out of things to say. I fucking hate this guy.

Anyway BREATHE because WASP!! get him wasp!! also blackrachnia's taunting is peak.

Optimus saying "I'm the one who left you behind, sentinel's not to blame for what you look like" DUDE. also blackarachnia saying what she looks like only being "half the story" and who she is being a lot more complicated. we love complicated girlies!

Anyway wasp and bee time!!! yay!!

it's so awkward. I love it.

"Waspinator MEGA cool, thanks to new friend!" YES BABY YOU ARE!!!

also bee's genuine apology is really touching. His expression adds to it. ..This apology will work, right guys? It's so nice! it has to!

"Wasp.. forgive bumblebot." "Oh really?"

"BUT WASPINATOR NEVER FORGIVE!"

PSYCHE!! NO!! HAHA! i love this im sorry.

Then something happens that just. continues to make me get stupidly emotional over opt-lita in this universe.

"This time, we're not leaving without you!" (says optimus, not sentinel ofc.)

"This time, I am!"

Blackarachnia JUMPS into the blast and makes a web shield so the others are okay. ...She.

She didn't need to do that. She didn't even know if she'd survive the blast. She could've easily left them. she could've let the blast take them offline but she didn't. she sacrificed herself to save them, regardless if she would've lived. ..Something also tells me this was more for optimus than sentinel. None the less. oh. oh ow.. girl... oh...

OH GOD DAMN IT NEVER MIND SENTINEL OPENED HIS MOUTH AGAIN. HAVEN'T YOU DONE ENOUGH?

"..She sacrificed herself to save us." (optimus)

"Either way? We're rid of them both.." (sentinel)

ONCE AGAIN SHUT UP OH MY GOD. I- no no i've already said enough you get my point. once again awful thing to say. this is.. ALSO vile. this makes me feel so gross....

Something tells me when optimus was "Defending" sentinel, at the steelhaven before jetfire, jetstorm, and jazz leave, he was just saying those words so he could take the heat off of them, so they wouldn't be yelled at and berated and he wouldn't lash out at them. hence jazz's surprise over this. Optimus also sounds really unsure in his words when he says them, and judging by his voice and expression, you can tell. ..Either that, or I'm reading it wrong. Who knows? Even then though, sentinel still winds up lashing out at the others. ..So I guess it was all in vain.

HE SAID THE THING!

anyway don't care, didn't ask, JUNGLE PLANET

I guess they're stuck in jumanji or something. I dunno.

Anyway I'd say "Can't wait for the next one!" but i've already seen them, lol. This was delayed due to valentines day and I figured I wouldn't stress about it. I'll probably make a shorter post talking about human error, seeing as how I enjoyed that pair of episodes. All I hope is for waspinator to come back because.. I need more of him. <3 anyway don't tell me if he does or doesn't in the notes, I have been narrowly avoiding spoilers this entire time and I've gone this far. But I know you are all better than that! Besides, what fun would spoiling the plot for me be? You wouldn't get my live reaction if you did!

#gengar tfa liveblog #transformers animated #tfa

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liaa--qb · 10 months ago

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do you think that team black Stans takes this hotd war topic too much And They are very much hypocrite ?? I was new in this fandom and stand with team black. I hate to say this many of them spoil whole fun on Twitter debate.I have seen their jealousy alot at Aemond getting more attention than some of their characters by audience.They made stories about him like he r@ped Alys.They would have hated daeron if he was there since first season lmao. What's your take on team black stans. Don't mistake me as a Aemond wife. I am against team green but admitting I kinda liked his character only as villian. Helaena is the only person I love in team green

EXACTLY ! This..... EXACTLY this.. see firstly m not a team supporter or stan here. I am just enjoying d show till it's tolerable😅. I just want a good show dat's it. I am not on Twitter thankfully, I am well aware what goes on there n you can hate Aemond all u want. He's a villian ofcourse 🙏🏻

Fire and blood was boring but show has chance to be better atleast though if they ever want to try😑... Regarding ur take , it's gonna be bit long now as I don't do this long stuff unless it's a fic😭

lemme tell the truth now.... ik many dumb ones are not gonna like it 😂

yes there are majority of hypocrite team black Stans who would make up these bullshits mainly with Aemond like "they gave Jace's qualities to Aemond, Aemond r*ped Alys". Jace's one was the most random 😂

bitch... like where you thought after reading the book n watching show that they gave Jace's qualities to Aemond 💀😭 ??? Where... I read the book too😂. My friends who actually introduced me to hotd who are book purists too , even they laughed on this theory when I told them.

" Jace and Aegon were adapted exactly the way they were in the books ! " It's a fact Listen I love Tom Glynn Carney too (like how can you not🥵) but sorry to those Aegon girlies who were just saying that they forcefully made Aegon a r*pist. He was like this in the book very much. They both were shown correctly how they should have been in s1.

Both green and blacks were given some good and bad shots equally in show. Bad n good shots for God's sake doesn't mean one is Angel and other one being devil. It's about writing or storyline regarding both teams. N this whole jealousy or hypocrisy towards Aemond of some team black stans is nothing but a childish stupidity to me and it's obvious that Aemond would get alot attention in show than many N y not ? 🤦🏻‍♀️

[ top 3 characters from both teams will get attention. Show will be divided into two teams from Team black it's Rhaenyra, Daemon , Colrys n (someone with corlys) who would be focused more N from team Green it would Alicent, Aegon, Aemond. Majority of Attention would be given to Rhaenyra, Alicent n Aegon as they are main 3 . It should be very much clear to every person who read the book , to me it was as I read only after watching the S1 trailer. Wasn't this very much obvious in the book. ]

Also Aemond never r*ped or assaulted Alys in the book. We never got inside of their relationship in book. He can in the show though🤷🏻‍♀️.... if makers want to. He took her as war prize which was very much common for every guy winning war.

Honestly Alys was far yrs older fucking powerful witch😭 she would eat Aemond alive be fr if she wanted to. She would have killed him way easily in starting itself . Yes there relationship was problematic n it was power imbalance both sides. They both were using each other. Aemond was clearly under her spell or either for her powers and so was Alys. Who was taking her best from Aemond's position whatever she could get from both sides.

If Grrm lit wanted to show that Aemond r*ped Alys he would have done it very well like he does this with his all other characters who were actually r@pists but he didn't. On the contrary side he wrote Aemond as evil goth twink who never wanted to scare the ladies at court n wore eye patch bcz of that😂. Same guy was making out with his floris and fell hard under spell of strong bastard witch calling her 'my lady !'

Let me clear that also Aemond not being a r@pist doesn't make him a less bad person either. He was a sadist tyrant n murderer psychopath in book. This is what made him a villian or bad guy. But the problem with some team black Stans is that they knew that audience will start giving him the ' typical Kylo ren' treatment which he's getting. ( Idk how one cannot see this coming after reading dance of d in FNB, it was very much predicted I knew it). They don't want to give any good points to any team green characters in their silly game. Like as if audience don't hype bad guys more than good guys😑.

Same way when same audience hyped Daemon more than Harwin then they don't have any problem but if audience likes Aemond n Daeron more than team black kids then their ass hate to see this n would write whole new made up reasons for not to like any team green member while cheering any other character which they like for same thing.

Funny thing is that many team black daemon lovers would write how he was right man, he killed all r*pist from city while this is the same daemon who fucks literally little girls who are prostitutes n loves it which is very much written in book. Ofcourse mysaria was with him since her childhood. As prostitutes have no other options. Taking prince like daemon and Aegon was better for their survival.

He is canon p*dophile in book but yes if Aemond is r@pist then Daemon's account of doing r@pe is way higher than Aemond even before when Aemond was born. Now why would those black Stans admit this ? 😂 never....... Believe me when I say that some of them are that level of jokers who would say that Maegor is good and daeron is bad just because he is from team green.

I really like daemon too n daemon had his bad qualities n good qualities both 🧡atleast I like the way he is . It clearly shows that some Stans they cannot even like or hate the character for what they are. They are dumbass kids watching some cartoon fight with two team. They just want to hate one team for any reason n like other team for any random reason

Mind you....many of them even hate Helaena unnecessary but same time would love Laena and for what ????🤡🤡

what I hated regarding Aemond in show :-

now things I accept that Aemond not killing Luce was very much wrong and I hated that too. Because it was not good for plot tbh for me. It's just messing up with already messed up world building. Aemond as a villian got a very much reason to Luce n y should he not ? now that's thing I genuinely think that was done wrong regarding Aemond's character, people hating it is very much justified because it very much makes luc's death stupid rather than sad.

But making up reasons like they gave everything to Aemond like they didn't made Aemond totally bad during drift mark scene as we get sympathy for rhaena n we understood her reason for being angry on Aemond atleast n Aemond insulting her. but in books it's lit Nyra's kids who were not minding their own business n Aemond was just beating them n throwing them far away from him instead of killing them with rock like in the show but ofcourse this wasn't visible to team black Stans. Because in the book honestly Aemond was very much correct during drift mark scene.

They removed viserys's taunting Aemond regarding dragon which was very important.

They showed Harwin beating Criston but we all know it was Criston who took both Harwin and Daemon easily and so many of I started to count regarding team green were done equally wrong.

just see the dumbness and hyporcrisy I once saw Darkling and rhys Stans saying bullshit about Aegon and Aemond 😂😂. Same Darkling who physically assaulted Alina, abused her. The one who gave little girls like Genya to get r@ped by the old hag king for his benefit n

the way LB wrote him I can very say that she hated him as well. And Rhys is whole another level bullshit 😂if started to write. They were not even a good written bad guys. These same idiots would typing whole ass reasons to like them. It's funny that Darkling supporters would hate Otto hightower as if they aren't the same thing 🤣. Otto slays more as compared Darkling.

many of them pretend to care about representation saying that 'Jace should not have Sara n it would hurt baela n would make her unwanted ' while same time giving thousand reasons of there was nothing bet Nettles and Daemon so that it would not harm their Daemyra. So many of them were happy when there wasn't any news regarding nettles. ( It's not only team black , many of team green stans r equally hypocrite here you asked me of team black )

#house of dragons #hotd fandom #aemond targaryen #got fandom #hotd jace #jace velaryon #aegon ii targaryen #discussion #hotd discussion #hotd discourse #team black #team green #daemon targeryan #rhaenyra targaryen #rhaenyra x alicent #baela targaryen #nettles asoiaf #fire and blood

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inland--empire · 2 months ago

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OH COOL!! I LOVE THESE. Let me just

Kitcen: Honestly kind of a mess of a person. Has fucked up in the past and still doesn't fully forgive themselves. Needs someone to tell them that their past actions don't define who they are now. Looks tired 24/7

Desvee: Sassy as fuck and hates anyone messing with the people that she cares about. A gymnast through and through. Loves to learn about her ancestor and wants to do right by her.

Spammy: Kind of a troll honestly. Doesn't take most of anything seriously and always seems to be joking around or looking for attention. A very deeply lonely person on the inside. Downplays her smarts so people like her more.

Fuzzie: Fancies himself a lover and loves to make a show out of how romantic he is. Honestly he doesn't see himself as worth a lot and tries to fill that hole with other people.

Otther: Stupid as fuck creature. No brain on that head. Still somehow manages to be one of the coolest people of the bunch. Reffers to self in the third person exclusively. Loves pulling skateboard tricks.

Galaxy: Unfortunately lacks the hopefulness that her Ancestor had. Wishes that the world was a kinder please. On the inside she has a kind soul and a good heart. Also very poetic. Has a vast Soul.

Office: Kills CEOs that she doesn't like on her spare time, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap. Gun for hire and body willing. Hero of the people and villain of Big Government. Gimeur would be proud.

Bonnes: Goth girl that seems scary on the outside but is actually the biggest sweetheart in the whole wide world. Sometimes is actually a bit spooky but you can see past that due to how pleasabt she is.

Hurtts: Unfortunately on the path to becoming a second Candle. Disolutioned by the Justice system and has resorted to cheating to win cases lately. Maybe if he had a friend he will have a better ending.

Pepper: Loves to help people and loves to talk about the Old Gods. A lot of people see her as overly optimistic and maybe a little bit strange but she honestly has good intentions. A bit harsh when you are unpleasant to her though.

Heitte: The Boss Bitch of their school. Has a little group of friends that they hang out with and tends to be feared by their peers. In reality this is their way to cope with their Lusus expectations. Would love to have a way to rebel.

Carrie: Really shy and makes herself a little bit small. But that doesn't mean that he doesn't pull her weight! She does a lot to make the world a better place one good action at a time! Hides his blood color so she doesn't seem like a show off

OOOOOOOOO RAD AS HELL!!!!

#asks

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spinthetags · 1 year ago

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South Park March Madness begins today!

It’s March 1st, and we’re excited to get March Madness underway! Above are the brackets that we’ll be using, divided into two images due to space. The songs above are a mix of the songs you suggested and the songs the mods filled the extra space with! We have a total of 64 songs, but only one can win.

For the first round, two 24-hour polls will be posted each day at 8 PM EST. Make sure to vote on both of them! The most voted song will move to the next round, while the least voted song will be eliminated. We encourage you to reblog this post with your predictions! We’re curious to see what you all are rooting for.

May the best South Park song win!

Underneath the cut is a transcript of the matches for the first round for if the images are difficult to read! This post will be updated with the winners of each round as the polls are completed.

Put It Down/Eric Don’t Do It VS La Resistance (Mole’s Reprise)

Simultaneous VS Hell Isn’t Good

It’s Easy, Mmmkay VS Joseph Smith Was Called A Prophet

I’m Super VS I’ve Got Some Apples (Lu Lu Lu)

Mountain Town VS Underpants Gnomes Work Song

Chef’s Chocolate Salty Balls VS Santa Claus Is On His Way

Push (Feeling Good on a Wednesday) VS Democracy in Cuba

Rebecca's Song VS The Most Offensive Song Ever

Jackin’ It In San Diego VS Queef Free

Turds VS Give Life A Try

Theme Song VS We Are Living In The Future

Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel VS Make It Right

La Resistance VS I Can Change

Dead, Dead, Dead VS I’m Not The Poorest Kid In School

Uncle Fucka VS Theme Song (Goth Kids Version)

A Lonely Jew on Christmas VS Taco Flavored Kisses

Kyle’s Mom’s A Bitch VS The Ballad of Tweek and Craig

It’s Butters! VS Up There

Not My Waterpark VS The Imagination Song

Eyes of a Child VS Faith +1 Medley

Make Bullying Kill Itself VS Ballad of Lemmiwinks

Princess Kenny’s Theme VS It Happened In Sun Valley

Gay Fish VS Do What You Wanna Do

Merry F**king Christmas VS Wendy's Song

Let's Fighting Love VS Crab People Crab People

What What In The Butt VS I’m Gonna Make Love To You Woman

What Would Brian Boitano Do? VS Christmas Time In Hell

Swiss Colony Beef Log VS Somalian Pirates We

Blame Canada VS Getting Gay With Kids

Hey People You Gotta Drive Hybrid Cars VS Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

I Hate You Guys VS I Got Cred, Bitches

Fingerbang VS Canada On Strike

#south park #march madness #south park march madness #sp march madness #spmm #eric cartman #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #kenny mccormick

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seigephoenix · 5 months ago

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for dadwc: Max Amell x Morrigan + "I hate the Deep Roads." "You're the one who dragged us here." "Doesn't make what I said any less true."

-inquisimer

I love these two so much. For @dadrunkwriting Max and Morrigan are my OTP from Origins. Serena Tabris was my second and Elaina was my third. I'm weak for the sassy goth girls. And apparently so is Max.

Content Warning: some sad mentions of Circle life but otherwise just some flirting going on. Awkward flirting.

“We’re lost… Again.” Zevran informed the group after they passed the same stalagmite for the fifth time. Max wanted to groan in frustration. Alistair, Zevran, and Morrigan were the ones who accompanied him into the Deep Roads, they’d left Oghren behind at their camp for this portion of the Deep Roads. Max honestly couldn’t stomach hearing him bitching about Branka again.

“Are we sure these maps are accurate?” Alistair asked as he looked over Zevran’s shoulder at them. Max held the light at the end of his staff for them to study the damned paper. He hated the Deep Roads, but not because of the cramped quarters or the darkspawn. Max hated the Deep Roads because he had a deplorable sense of direction. He would get lost in the Circle, why did he think he stood a chance against the spans of underground highway the dwarves built?

“I hate the Deep Roads,” Max groaned as Zevran and Alistair told them to stay put while they went to see if a tunnel would pan out to be an exit for them. Morrigan stood next to him as he complained.

“Are you not the one who dragged us down here?” He turned to look at her and huffed in annoyance. She merely watched him with that steady glare that never failed to make his blood run hot. She did it on purpose too, he just knew it. He glared before turning back towards the tunnel Zevran and Alistair disappeared down.

“Doesn’t make what I said any less true. If we didn’t need to find Branka and this stupid Anvil, we wouldn’t be down here.” Max crossed his arms and leaned his head to the side.

“Poor thing. Scared of the dark, are you?” Morrigan teased as he sent her an exasperated look.

“I can handle the dark. I practically grew up in the Circle after all, the children’s wing wasn’t the most well supplied area of the damned place.” Morrigan looked surprised at his admittance. Granted, he didn’t share much of his life at the Circle with any of them, only Alistair would have some inkling about what Circle life was like. “It’s the going in bleeding circles I can’t stand.”

“Well, perhaps one with more directional sense should lead.” Max waved his hand as if to say go ahead. “I do not need to be sassed.”

“I don’t recall saying a word,” he retorted and she merely regarded him carefully.

“You did not need to. You are quite easy to read, did you know that? You wear your thoughts on your face. Tis why you always lose when Zevran or Leliana ask you to place that card game they love.” Max grabbed his cheeks in stunned silence. “Has no one told you? Of course not, how else would they win those sovereigns off of you. I told you because I know what you’re thinking when I’m looking at you.” Max felt the flush rising up in his cheeks and turned his head before she could see. “You do have an adorable blush.” With that she heard the other two approaching, leaving Max standing there his mouth agape at her words.

#dadwc #max amell x morrigan

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morganarchy · 1 year ago

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Guys I know it's The Year of Our Lord 2023 and I am still thinking about BBC Merlin that ended in *checks watch* jesus christ 2012 but I was rewatching the series with my partner and we were really enjoying it and I felt very validated that this show I had watched as a teen WAS good actually, but then...

Like why is Season 4 like that? Like why are the last two seasons so garbage? I'm sorry?? Why did we do Morgana like that? Katie McGrath CAN ACT I've SEEN IT why is she DOING IT LIKE THAT??

We still haven't been able to finish season 5 because it is a bit of a slog and they really just flattened several characters, most notably Gwen and Morgana, but others as well. Why is Gwen, who was absolutely a main character in the first three seasons who had a lot of agency suddenly like, a background character who occasionally intervenes but is otherwise there for Arthur's character development?

ALSO WHY is Morgana NOT a good villain?? There are NO STAKES when she's the antagonist of an episode or even a slew of episodes. I think the longest time she's been able to "win" is like...two episodes? Maybe? Morgana should have been like Cersei in terms of threat levels, but she's just not and that's so a) uncharacteristic in terms of her S1-3 characterization and b) NOT GOOD STORY TELLING because your BIGGEST VILLAIN isn't even the most threatening thing they've been up against. Ghost Uther was more dangerous than Living Morgana!

She's a goth paper bag in seasons 4 and 5 and they do a horrible job trying to make us sympathize with her but also fear her (something done much better for villains in GOT or other shows - GOT is just on my mind because of the shared aesthetic - and NOT COUNTING the last few seasons).

Also Merlin?? Hello?? Why has he become the cop? S4-5 Merlin is essentially that cop in all cop shows who has a "gut instinct" that THAT GUY is the bad guy and he'll go against the law to beat his ass up and get him to confess and when Gaius or Arthur or anyone else calls him out he's like "Yeah but I had a /bad feeling/ about them" like BITCH WHY??

I love Mordred's arc, but it's predicated on Merlin being the literal worst and obviously our main characters need to have flaws but Merlin hates Mordred in a very un-Merlin-like way. He used to reject his visions or at least try to change them, but as soon as he sees Mordred killing Arthur or whatever he immediately hates Mordred no matter what Mordred does to show Merlin that he is changed. Old Merlin would have accepted that! Maybe that was a deliberate writing choice in the "I've learned I can't change fate" kind of way, but it plays very poorly on screen.

Anyway this was supposed to be a one paragraph rant about how BBC Merlin did my girl Morgana dirty in later seasons and I just kept remembering things to say so thank you for listening to my TED talk feel free to interact I'd love to talk about it.

#merlin #bbc merlin #morgana #gwen #arthur #merlin s4 #merlin s5 #rant #my post

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crimsun-n-clover · 2 years ago

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i get kin assigned characters constantly

“you remind me of crowley goodomens”

“you’re sooo like eddie strangerthings”

“has anyone ever told you that you remind them of jon magnusarchives?”

“you look like dream sandmancomics haha”

“southpark goth kid”

fuckin etc etc with anyone who’s a gay edgelord loser.

you wanna know who i REALLY relate to??

—zuul / vince clortho ghostbusters - evil demon dog muppet thing that’s really horny for sigourney weaver. breathes like it also has POTS and lives in a fridge sometimes. fucks around and finds out. inconvenienced? turns to stone.

—lego batman - loser but funny and deadpan enough for it to be passable. miserable and likes objectively bad music. fuckin bats. lives in the dark and is nocturnal. will adopt some random sad kid that crosses my path as my own and take them to sketchy places because hey, we’re here for a good fucking time kid.

—luke skywalker - gay hillbilly who befriends insane old people. too much like his father. just wants to drive around in his shitty little car and move out. pretty girl says something and he just goes okay that’s my purpose now. will steal shit if necessary. gets bored and overthrows the empire. will make deals at a bar with some rando criminal and suddenly whoops ride or die bestie

—samwise gamgee - so meow meow. so dyke. so hopelessly devoted. loves plants and some light drinking. holds serious fucking grudges. thinks the weird pretty little brunette is hot, snoops on him a little, suddenly is taking the ring to mordor because he knows too much. yeah sounds about right. not to get into his actual character or anything but DAMN that shit gets too real sometimes.

—daria mtvdaria - bitch with one friend. music nerd and total asshole, but in an autistic way. everyone around her either thinks she’s weird or almost admires her ability to just be so indifferent to social norms. parents push her in the wrong direction in an attempt to better her.

list to be continued.

now let me give some counter arguments.

—crowley goodomens - i may be a sunglasses indoors, all black wearing queer, who presents as any and all genders whenever, is kinda evil but in a campy disney villain way, raises bitchy kids, is very attached to their car, drives too fast, is a queen / velvet underground superfan, fucking WHATEVER. my polar opposite oldest best friend i was in love with hates my fucking guts. so SUCK IT. i WIN. and also i’m temporarily banned (self imposed, no one controls me but ME) from the velvet underground and queen because that shit gets too real when you’re gay and heartbroken. don’t fucking look at me right now man i can’t do this shit

—eddie strangerthings - really?? the cult of vecna??? temple of elemental evil is where it’s AT. he may have kiddos like me but he doesn’t LOVE THEM LIKE ME. i simply cannot see him taking sweet sweet lucas sinclair (who has done nothing wrong ever. in his entire life.) to waffle house. i do also have a rivalry with the basketball captain and therefore the whole team, but they only tried to hunt me down once and i intimidated them by chugging condiments. i play bass like a REAL sexy metalhead. and megadeth is better than metallica i don’t fucking CARE what you think. my battle jacket is way more kickass and i would love the smack the shit out of him for making dungeons and dragons “ohh!! that’s the stranger things game!!! the eddie game!!!!” and also people assume i’m talking about him when i bring up EVH. no. NO.

—jon magnusarchives - yeah okay maybe. skeptical asshole who’s that way to cope. you can’t explain it? i sure can. there’s something wrong with you. i’d at least like to think that i’m less of a dick and more sympathetic than him. also georgie is SO my type i would NOT be able to live with her as a fugitive like it’s nothing. rough exterior, cat loving and book nerd interior. but at least i’d be a hunt avatar. put fear into people the way i’ve felt it. the eye is kinda lame unless you’re an avatar and can just know shit. and when i find an author i like i immediately eat up everything they’ve ever written i don’t fucking care i love seeing common themes. also i would never talk shit about poetry it’s so fun

—dream sandmancomics - this one is mostly based on appearance and i haven’t finished the comics so like idk man but i feel like i’m better than him. just because.

#FUCK OFF TUMBLR

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afr0-thunder · 3 months ago

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[Poor Chronicles Pt. 43]

TOPICS: SEXI (“Final” Update Pt. 4)/“Coworker Hell”🔥 Experiences/HORNDAWG/“Coworker Hell”🔥 Experiences 2/Football (NFL)/Savings/“No Game” Girl/Photography/Videography/Room/E-Pal (Pen Pal)

A “[Poor Chronicles Pt. 42]” (UPDATE)

Returning…again! SEXI is just a complicated situation. She messages me, I reply. I message HER… I’m trying to fuuuuuucccckkk. SEXI is developing a terrible relationship with me. It’s awesome

The manager who I said I’d never fuck (let’s call her SEXI #2), resigned. She’s finishing school, so she had to make time for her career and the transition. She was excited to go. I’m 100% sure she’s had a “crush” on me since I got interviewed there…

I caught her giving me a good look, a couple looks. I was like, “Oh, pretty hispanic girl”. She’s Mexican

Coworker who I said I’d never fuck (let’s call her SEXI #3).

[I thought she was Mexican too, until I found out her name. She just dyed her hair, she’s naturally blonde. It was uncertain from the start anyway…]

She graduated college and resigned. She was my favorite coworker, aside from a couple others along the way… she frequently brought up when we hated each other when I first started working there. We used to have passive aggressive conversations where we were borderline disrespecting the fuck out of each other…PROFESSIONALLY. It was hot. I was pissed. I was like, I can’t fuck this bitch…and she fucks white boys…

Right before she resigned, she talked to me about her and her boyfriend breaking up. I thought it was a white boy… the guy was black, with dreads. Had his shirt off and his back to the camera. I just got surprised by a black ex boyfriend and a picture for proof, so I said, “________, I’m about to say something REALLY gay right now, but that dude (nigga) was fat and probably like a 6 or a 1/10, you could do better…”

In other words, myself. When she comes to her senses and sees she wants to do more than just be a random black man’s girlfriend… and get fucked

They pissed me off in the first month, so they became my work besties.

HORNDAWG, went off to college on the other side of the country. I was excited for her. On her first day, I thought she was just some tall, skinny nerd who would be KIND OF funny, who I said should get tattoos. She ended up being some pretty long haired girl with big titties and a really big ass. Crazy statistics for her physical appearance

She was like my other work bestie. Great coworker chemistry. Interesting person. Smelled fucking GOOD.

Otherwise, earlier this year, I had run into this goth girl with dark brown hair who worked at my job and quit after about a month. I knew she was going to quit, she was struggling to remain optimistic about how hard the job really was. She had a fat ass… she ran into me outside of my job after I clocked out, one day. It had been more than 6 months, so I was blanking, she asks, “Remember me?”. I almost thought she was from one of the colleges I attended, she quickly reminded me before I remembered her name…still can’t remember it. Erin? I don’t know.

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[FOOTBALL (NFL)]

The Ravens and Eagles seem to be headed towards the playoffs again, but no signs of the Dallas Cowboys, who have seemingly traded their winning season and playoff berth to division rivals Washington Commanders. The San Francisco 49ers are in the hunt, but no guarantees that the Minnesota Vikings won’t take the #7 seed.

The Detroit Lions lead the NFC again, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers look to return to the Wild Card round playoffs again. The Chiefs are currently, and only currently, undefeated with a 9-0, win-loss record and are likely to be in the Super Bowl given the Denver Broncos, Baltimore Ravens or Pittsburgh Steelers defeat them in the playoffs this season.

The same few teams seem to be in the playoffs, ONCE AGAIN! Consistency! JUST LIKE IT SHOULD BE! But not these teams, maybe a couple to a few different ones. MAYBE EVEN ONE! Just something INTERESTING.

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[SAVINGS]

I have removed the savings and decided to just budget my money based on how consistent my work is, alter the budget depending on my work day:off day ratio.

Now, I always carry money, to the point that saving is not necessary until I see purpose in holding large amounts of cash over a long period other than traveling plans and monthly expenses

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The girl from college who has no game, HAS to get fucked. Her life is boring, I assume and can use a touch up. Something interesting with SOMEONE interesting. A normal love life with lots of problems, arguments and “stupid” anger…

Something to spice that shit up a bit

The other girl in a similar situation, is still a possible contender for being added to the roster.

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I’ve found a separate love for photographing and videographing scenes rather than myself and my fashion

It was hard to remain being excited when the source of all the excitement couldn’t be pinpointed right away…

I like where it’s headed, I just don’t know what I’d use it for…

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[ROOM]

Gaming system with a flat screen television certainly elevates the experience. Being horny in a room USED to, and STILL IS, QUITE, the experience…

Both are immaculate experiences to have

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[E-PAL]

Haven’t responded to my e-pal/pen pal in over 10 weeks. A little over 2 months. This is saddening, but I shall recover

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[LIFE OPTIMISM UPDATE: MY FUTURE]

I still love how my life is going, I just thought I would be FINDING more things to appreciate about life, not creating them myself to the best of my abilities.

Still not feeling drained, unmotivated or the sudden urge to give up. Regardless on what progress I “do or don’t make”, I feel that things continue to workout how they should… as perfectly as you dream them. I haven’t exactly stopped all efforts on everything, but I HAVE been at a comfortable “standstill” pretty much for the entirety of the year, 2024. I’ve decided my success simply will and HAS to help others, in some way. Whether I intended on it or not. Still feeling like I should limit seeing people or speaking to them… still barely finding new things that I need or want, I only can work with what I have and make something new WITH it.

I repeat, “Suicide of your success is crazy, but bettering a world who doesn’t value your offerings is crazier! NAIL. IN. COFFIN.”

Errands fill my day more than rest on the average day. Have a great and wonderful day or night and even more wonderful, TOMORROW!

- MH (2024)

#SecondTumblrTextPostof2024

#personal #poor chronicles #poor #poverty #life #lesson #life lesson #life lessons #guidance #struggle #chicago #2024 #LilMark #PUNKAssMark #afr0-thunder

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hopeheartfilia · 2 years ago

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i have decided i will be posting some of the contents of my notes app on thr topic of all of us villains, because there just needs to be more content for it

Love the homoerotic tattooing happening in here.

The reason why i like Gavin and Reeds talk best is because gavin looked at Reid and was like. Well too bad, i like me some goth boys

Allistair Low my son was like. I am a sad emo boy and so Reed, a violent goth boy, was unimpressed

Our girl (isobel)Annabelle. abigail. fuck ive forgoten their names. Anyway she isnt really into goth boys at all

but gavin was just. Radiating id suck a goth boys dick off behind a bar. maybe break his nose aftewards.- energy. respect for that

Obviously Reed is playing incomprehensible games and most of what he says is specifically planned to be some fuckery with the curse designed for whichever champion hes talking to. but. and this is a big but. he didnt need to talk into gavins year to do that. idk idk it just feels like theyre low key flirting

.. okay not anymore

Reed doesnt like it when they want to win. thats all you want. well i mean. have you imagined not wanting to die?? (im the gavin apologist in this imaginery conversation i guess)

Isabelleeeee

oh dear.

I. find her extremly relatable right now. (this was about uhh basing ones descision or wherever or not their family would hate them for it)

why cant she feel magic? this is a hell of a backlash

.... reid. reed my guy why are you sauntering. Whore behaviour.

Reid you should go to Brianie. shes intrested in breaking the curse (she ended up going to him, queen shit)

Allistair are you drunk? oh my god youre drunk. man is he mourning

anyway, gavin sorry but .

Why are theese bitches so flirty

im here for it. i thought gavin was the biggest whore. and he is. but like. theyre all teenagers.

do all theese bitches think reid is hot.

(this is still unclear. i just think the overall tone of most communications in this red as flirty to me because well. sometimes it is but its always death treats so you take them as you see them and i see deathtreats as flirty almost always)

#alistair lowe #gavin grieve #reid mactavish #isobel macaslan #all of us villains #their names are still a bitch to spe thank that blog replied with all the spellings qhen i complained about it in the tags #i screenshoted that and its trulya great help

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latte-fairytaekwoon · 4 years ago

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𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝑲𝒊𝒔𝒔 (𝑲𝒊𝒎 𝑯𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒋𝒐𝒐𝒏𝒈) 𝑹𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅

Part Two

𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: 𝐆𝐨𝐭𝐡/𝐄𝐦𝐨! 𝐊𝐢𝐦 𝐇𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐣𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐠 (𝐀𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐳)/ 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 (𝐅𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞)

𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞: 𝐒𝐦𝐮𝐭, 𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐭, 𝐅𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟, 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐞 𝐀𝐔

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: 𝐀𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐡𝐨𝐥/𝐍𝐢𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞, 𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲, 𝐧𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐞/𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐞/𝐝*𝐜𝐤 𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬, 𝐧𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 (𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠), 𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥 (𝐟𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠), 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐣𝐨𝐛 (𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠), 𝐩*𝐬𝐬𝐲 𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲, 𝐮𝐧𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐱 (𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧).

𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: 𝐅𝐚𝐬𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐊𝐢𝐦 𝐇𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐣𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐠, 𝐘/𝐍 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐞.

𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: 𝟓𝐊+

𝐓𝐚𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭: @hanatiny @vocalyunho @galaxteez (payback you little bitch)

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Awoken from her daydream, Y/N grumbled when her best friend shoved his notebook in her face.

"Earth to Y/N!" He shouted as he ruffled her hair with the object in his hand.

"Mingi! What the hell?" She complained as she pushed the notebook away.

"I've been trying to get your attention for the past 3 minutes. Are you even listening to me?" He questioned her.

"I am!" She interjected.

Giving her a quizzical look, he crossed his arms.

"Really? Then can you tell me what the answer is?"

Ripping the notebook from his hands, she looked over the equation that filling half the page, squinting at it every now and then before ultimately admitting defeat as she slowly handed it back to the genius sitting next to her on the bench.

Rolling his eyes, Mingi let out a small sigh as he began packing up his belongings, deeming it useless to continue his semi-tutoring session.

"Don't give me that look Min, not everyone is a cute nerd like you that can solve an advanced calculus problem in mere seconds."

"Ok! Although that may be true.." He held up a finger as he paused to fully zip up his bag.

"You're pretty smart too Y/N."

She gave him a small thankful smile at his comment.

"You're problem isn't that you're dumb. Your problem is currently standing right over there."

She hesitantly tilted her head to where his head gestured at, knowing fully well what she'd see. But as soon as she caught a glimpse of the black combat boots, her eyes stayed fixated on the figure reclining against the lamppost. Her eyes trailed up his ripped black skinny jeans, up his torso which was covered by a striped black and dark red turtleneck, its sleeves peeking out of the black studded leather jacket layered on top, until they landed on his nonchalant gaze. His eyes were looking down at his phone, the input connected to the headphones that were currently resting on top of his dark ash grey head. That was how one would mostly find Kim Hongjoong: lost in his own little world, blocking out the rest of his environment with a click of his music playlist, no doubt filled with bands like Linkin Park, Breaking Benjamin and MCR. Y/N wasn't going to lie, more than once she often thought about playing a G note near him just to see if he'd react or not. Thinking about him actually reacting to anything made her giggle on the inside.

"And there you go again!" Mingi's voice yelled in her ear.

She was so startled by his piercing scream, she actually fell over and hit the pavement kinda hard. She winced as she felt a pain on her derriere.

"Ow. Ow. Ow." She groaned as she began lifting herself up.

Out of nowhere, a pair of arms scooped her up and helped her stand upright.

"You all right?" The person asked.

"I think so. Thank you for-"

Her words got caught on her throat as a pair of dark brown eyes looked at her, black eyeliner smoked out to accentuate the shape of his eyes and make them look more intense than they already were.

He smirked at her before looking over at Mingi and nodding at him.

"Yunho sent you the invite right?"

Although he was quite familiar and somewhat friendly with Hongjoong, Mingi still had a hard time talking to him, so he merely tilted his head down in a half nod.

"So you're coming or are you going to stay home again and study for any surprise quiz Professor Nam might try to give us?"

Mingi poked his bottom lip out, somewhat offended at being called out like that. The dark male let out a soft snort.

"Seriously Mingi, going out once in a while won't hurt you. You don't even have to get fucked up if you don't want. Just come hang out."

Turning his attention back at the girl silently admiring him, he flashed her a wink.

"Bring a friend if you want too."

Bringing the headphones up to cover his overly pierced ears, he shoved his hands into his pockets and walked away in that usual way of his that made several people think he was on his way to commit a felony or crime.

Y/N watched him leave until he was completely out of sight, and even then, she still stayed staring at the corner he turned. Leaning in, Mingi stared at her with widened eyes.

"Your middle school phase of liking Andy Biersack copycats is really showing Y/N."

She scoffed and pushed his face away from hers.

"Shut up, you act like you didn't have your own infatuation with Hayley Williams."

Mingi stiffened, his ears turning slightly red at the memories.

"I got over it didn't I?"

"I don't know? Did you?" She wiggled her eyebrows at him teasingly.

"Some friend you are. And here I was actually thinking of taking you with me to the weekend bash Yunho and his friends invited me to."

Y/N looked at him in disbelief.

"First off, why would they even invite you? You're not even a part of their clique. Second, even if they had invited you, you wouldn't go. You're too uptight." She accused him.

Squinting his eyes at her, Mingi cleared his throat.

"For your information, I got paired up with Yunho, Hongjoong and Jongho once for a group project and we actually keep in touch since then."

Y/N dropped her hands to the side, a loud slapping noise made against her thighs.

"When was this?"

"Around the time you went to that trip with your parents back home." He answered.

Her mouth dropped open.

"And you never told me this because.....?"

Mingi rolled his eyes.

"Because you would have teased me or would have said something about a nerd, a jock, a teacher's pet and an emo goth, whatever hell spawn demon he is, in a room together and actually getting along."

"I mean, I get them getting along, not so sure about a boring old prick like you though." She stuck her tongue out at him.

Mingi held his fingers up, threatening to flick her forehead if she continued, but Y/N flinched away.

"You ass. And here I was actually thinking of going and taking you so you can hit on your dream boy." He expressed as he began his walk back home, already deeming it late to stay behind on campus grounds.

Following suit and placing herself on his left, Y/N uttered out.

"He's not my dream boy..."

"Really? Then why do you keep drooling over him and looking at him with googly eyes about to pop out of their sockets?" He inquired.

"He's just.....he's just a complex character. Full of mystery and shrouded in this dark aura that I want to get past and see what's behind it...."

She hesitated even though she was supposed to be answering a question. She felt kinda stupid for thinking like that, making Hongjoong seem like some type of enigma when in reality, he could just be a normal person like all the other people that walked past her on the streets. Her friend didn't judge her though, owing some of her curiosity to her psychology major and passion. Slumping an arm around her, he playfully nuzzled his nose against her cheek, making her emit a half-whine half snort hybrid sound at his antics, trying to release herself from his grasp.

"You're so cute. Now come on. I have to take you shopping."

Not even bothering to ask if she had plans or needed to be somewhere else, Mingi linked hands with her and pulled her with him as he speedily walked in the direction of the nearest mall available.

"Explain to me why that is necessary Einstein? You always hated going shopping with me." She nearly tripped trying to keep up with his long strides.

"Because if you want to win emo boy's heart, you at least gotta start looking like his type." He called back at her.

"And what exactly would his type be?"

"Just trust me and leave it all to me."

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Y/N wasn't sure about trusting Mingi anymore as they made their way through a dense, misty and dark forest, the only illumination available being the moonlight that casted a blue tinted beam at their surroundings. Her head whipped with every strange noise that came from bushes or behind a tree. It was kinda chilly and the light breeze that whooshed past them had her legs shivering, making her regret wearing the distressed black shorts and fishnet tights under an oversized Scorpions tshirt that covered most of the shorts, making it look like a no pants look.

"Mingi? Are you sure about this?" She was only thankful of her purchase of some Dr. Martens 1460 black boots which helped her not fall or trip easily on the dirt road.

Mingi, who was an even more scared baby than she was, was fumbled with the sleeves of his pullover hoodie.

"Yeah, Yunho sent me directions and it should be around here somewhere..." He tussled his hair back, trying to hear or distinguish any sound.

"Are you sure he didn't send you to his murder site?" She asked, looking around for any suspicious thing.

Right at that moment, a figure jumped out in front of them, causing both of them to start screaming in terror. Mingi in particular, pushed Y/N to the side and began running in the opposite direction.

"Well dang, he didn't even let me yell boo or something."

Y/N recognized the buff male in front of her as Choi Jongho, the running back of the football team. Giving her an apologetic look, he helped her up after Mingi accidentally pushed her onto the dirt. As she dusted the dirt off, Jongho looked at her band tee.

"Scorpions?" He pointed at it.

He uttered a small 'cool' before signaling her to follow him. Turns out, they were actually not far off from the location, which was actually an old abandoned 2 story summer house that resembled more a barn to her than an actual living space. Cars were all parked out around the area and music was blasting from speakers connected to who knows where. People who hung outside were either vaping their Juuls and chugging back bottles of Smirnoff or Mike's Hard beers, some already halfway to being wasted while others simply held it in their hands, hardly taking a sip as they scanned around trying to find someone to go back home with.

"Don't worry about Mingi. I'll go get him......eventually."

Hearing him snicker, Y/N was actually more worried about herself than Mingi. She only agreed to come because, as surprising as it was, he encouraged her to and knowing he'd be there by her side, being the only person she could stick to cause she did not know anyone else, gave her a little bit of courage. But not anymore after he just totally ditched her and left her alone in God knows where.

Seeing her shift around uncomfortably as they passed through a crowd of wild jumping people, Jongho laced his fingers in hers and brought her over to a more quiet side of the place, where 3 other people were standing around, chatting amongst themselves. Once the two huddled up close to each other saw Jongho and a mystery girl they'd never seen before, they began nudging and whispering among themselves, one of them chuckling under his breath. Hongjoong could already guess what his friend's conversations was about, but he simply rolled his eyes at their behavior and lustful gazes.

Until he turned his head and saw who it was next to Jongho. Then took out the red vape in from his lips and made it a point to exhale the fumes onto the younger member's faces.

"Yah! Hyung! What the hell?" His friend with cat like eyes remarked as he coughed and fanned away the cancerous smoke.

"Just cause you don't care about contracting lung's disease at an early age, doesn't mean San or I want any part of it." The other said.

"Wow. I'm impressed you actually know what contracting means Wooyoung." He smiled amusingly at his younger friend, who was not very pleased with his little joke.

"Hey guys! While trying to retrieve Mingi, I made a new friend." Jongho greeted them like a happy bunny as he held up his hand which was still holding Y/N's.

Hongjoong's eyes narrowed down at where they connected, an eyebrow raised at their physical contact as the hand that held his vape pen began fidgeting it rapidly between his fingers. Jongho of course was oblivious to the anger burning through Hongjoong's stare while Wooyoung and San caught on pretty quick and began debating whether to laugh or step in before bottles were thrown.

"Ok, so where is Mingi now?" San asked him.

"He ran off." Jongho shrugged.

Not wanting to miss the opportunity, Wooyoung pushed himself in between them both, effectively separating them as he pulled Jongho away.

"Great! Now we gotta go find him before he gets lost."

Looking back at Y/N, he waved.

"Hi! I'm Wooyoung, I'm bi and goodbye! You seem nice. Hopefully there's a next time."

Y/N blinked at the flamboyant boy's introduction and exit, wondering if it was planned or-

"No he didn't actually mean to rhyme. He's cute but too dumb to make up a poem on the spot." San answered the question on her mind.

Looking back at Hongjoong, he smiled mischievously.

"Hongjoong definitely can. He's into dark poetry and that Edward Pie guy. Have him recite something to you."

Hongjoong fumed at San who merely patted his shoulder and placed his cup in Hongjoong's hand before sauntering off with the other two.

"Edgar Allen Poe you fucking moron!" Hongjoong yelled as he lifted the cup up, tempted to throw it at him.

Y/N held her hand to her lips for a brief instant, trying to suppress the smile threatening to form across her lips. Hongjoong sighed as he stared down at the contents in the cup, swirling it around casually before holding it out to Y/N.

"Want some?" He offered.

"Umm....sure?"

She didn't even know why she accepted it. She'd never drank before in her life and for all she knew, it could have been laced with something. But not wanting to look like a little priss, she took a deep breath before trying to gulp down whatever alcohol was inside. It burned down her throat and she spat some of it back in the cup, unable to hide the cringing expression at the strong liquor.

"What. Is. That?" She questioned as she wiped the liquid that was on her chin and lips.

Hongjoong snorted as he responded that it was straight vodka, making Y/N feel embarrassed to have let him see such a spectacle from her.

"You're not much of a drinker are you? Or hardly one right?"

Her sheepish look was a dead giveaway which had Hongjoong laughing slightly, his lips parting slightly. Y/N was not only surprised to hear him laugh for the first time, but was intrigued when she saw something metallic on his tongue, making her wonder if he was chewing on something. Noticing her curious gaze, Hongjoong's lip curled up at one corner.

"Oh. That's just a piercing."

He had no qualms and simply stuck his tongue out to let her see the silver bar that was plunged through his tongue, each end having a round ball.

"Wow.....that's impressive." She couldn't deny it was extremely attractive.

Hongjoong himself was just attractive in general. Standing there wearing his usual leather jacket, a black tshirt with red letters, and a red turtleneck peeking out from the top, covering his neck. His usual preference for ripped black jeans was not missing, only this time, he added a little flare by having a piece of red plaid fabric chained around his waist, making it look like a half-skirt look. It seriously made him more hotter than he already was.

"Yeah I know. It's even more impressive when I put it to work."

Pushing himself off the wall he was leaning against, he stepped closer to Y/N, one arm propping against the wall in front of her as he looked at her with hunger and desire in his eyes, those eyes that were once again covered with smoked out eyeliner, only this time he added a hint of red that really made them stand out more and seemed to lure you in and see deep in his soul.

"Wanna experience it first hand?"

She was so lost in his eyes, she almost didn't hear him, until she realized what he meant.

"Here?" She mouthed and gestured around them.

Hongjoong threw his head back and laughed.

"Obviously not here. I'm not like those people outside who are probably already getting to 2nd base in front of everyone."

"Oh....." Now she really felt her cheeks flush red.

Hongjoong patiently tapped his black colored fingernails on the concrete wall, waiting for her answer. She seemed to be debating withing herself so much, until her eyes fell on the patch of skin that was showing when his jacket sleeve rose up, letting her catch a glimpse of black ink that probably went up his arm.

"Listen, if you don't want to that's fine. I know when no means no-" He began to assure her.

"Ok." She quickly responded, interrupting his speech.

"Wait- you're serious?" He slumped his arm off the wall, quite shocked she'd agree.

She nodded. "Yeah."

When it was now Hongjoong who was standing quiet, Y/N giggled and leaned in.

"I mean...if you don't want to-"

She had no time to finish the sentence and his hands gripped her waist and pressed her against him, his breath fanning over hers, the strawberry scent of the vape pen still lingering in his mouth.

"Trust me, I've wanted to for a long time."

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As soon as the door to Hongjoong's room in the dorm clicked shut, the tension in the room seemed to thicken. Y/N gulped slightly as she realized this is really happening. Not that she didn't want it to, but to actually have Hongjoong standing in front of her, his eyes already undressing and fucking her, while his bottom lip was caught in his front teeth, was definitely not a reality her brain was fully convincing. It wasn't until Hongjoong's thumb grazed her bottom lip, making her exhale a tiny gasp, that it fully dawned on her what was going to happen.

"Don't worry babydoll. I promise you'll get breathless after I'm done with you."

Wrapping his hand on the back of her neck to tilt it slightly upwards, his lips came down and covered her own, pressing against them before slightly parting and covering them once more. He started out slow before turning it more intense, nipping down roughly at her top lip in an effort to get her to open her mouth for him. When she did, his hands cupped the sides of her jaw, thumbs pressed against her cheeks to keep her face from moving as his tongue poked out and slipped inside her mouth. A muffled moan protruded from her throat when Hongjoong rolled his tongue over hers, his tongue piercing grazing the roof of her mouth. He then began swirling his wet muscle around her own, letting her feel the cold metallic jewelry that was sending shocks down her body. When his hands released their hold on her face, they only did so to glide down her torso before snaking down underneath her shirt to cup the back of her shorts, his fingers digging into her ass cheeks, nails lightly raking across the exposed skin under the ripped hem.

Feeling like things weren't going fast enough for how needy she was growing, Y/N ran her hands across Hongjoong's chest, going up to his shoulders and sliding his leather jacket off them. Getting the hint, Hongjoong let it fall to the floor and soon his graphic tshirt followed suit, leaving him in his tight fitted red turtleneck that practically clung to his skin, his pectoral muscles that were well above average for someone his size perfectly outlined. As eye catching as it was, that wasn't what caught her attention. What kept her eyes trained on his chest was some weird thing poking out suspiciously.

He chuckled as he knew what she was curious about.

"Oh. That my dear doll, are another pair of piercings I got."

Y/N nearly drooled as he lifted his shirt off, not only revealing the hidden 11 abs he owned, but the arm sleeve tattoo that went from his wrist to a little bit above his right upper arm. On his left side, there was no tattoo on his arm, but instead on his ribcage. But the thing that made her squeeze her thighs together were the black colored metal pieces that were lined across his nipples. Unable to help herself, her hands reached out to touch them, but Hongjoong quickly stopped her.

"Ok doll, before you get ahead of yourself, at least one article of clothing has to come off your body." He smiled cheekily at her.

No hesitation, Y/N soon discarded her own shirt, tossing it somewhere on the room, leaving her torso covered with only her black lace bra that didn't exactly cover much.

"Fuck babygirl, where you hiding that all this- Oh, oh my!"

Hongjoong nearly fell back on his bed when Y/N pressed her face against his chest, her tongue darting out to lick around his pierced nipples. He swallowed as he collected himself, trying not to get too turned on as her tongue played around with the piercings, sometimes nipping at them. Hongjoong arched his back slightly, letting her take as much of him in her mouth as she pleased. The nipple that wasn't being made out with her mouth, was being pleasured by her hand, pinching and gently tugging at it.

"You can go as hard as you want."

Giggling darkly, he took her free hand and placed it on the erection poking out in his pants.

"I'll have you know I enjoy a little pain."

Making her squeeze down on it, Y/N could feel something odd, which prompted her to poke and grope him more fiercely. Wanting to satisfy her curiosity, Hongjoong unzipped his pants and pulled them down mid thigh to let her admire the last set of piercings he owned:

A Jacob's ladder running up the base of his dick and an ampallang pierced through the head.

"Holy shit...." Whether she said it out loud or not, Y/N didn't care. It was the most erotic image she had ever seen and she could not believe that in mere minutes, it would be inside her, no doubt destroying and tearing her walls apart.

Leaning in, Hongjoong sloppily kissed and sucked her jaw and down her upper neck.

"You're free to play with it as you wish doll. I got them for more than one reason. And that's one of them."

Not needing to be told twice, her hand wrapped around the base of his erect cock, her thumb running across his slit. Hongjoong hissed slightly when her hand began pumping him slowly, purposefully applying pressure to the silver metal adorning his length. Taking advantage of the his hazy state, Y/N returned to her previous task of playing with his nipple piercings. Hongjoong threw his head back at immense pleasure he was feeling, loving when Y/N would squeeze him a little to harsh or bite roughly at his nipples. He felt more intoxicated and high being painfully pleasured by her hand and mouth than with any THC chemical he'd ever introduce inside his system.

Without realizing it, he instinctively began bucking his hips up, wanting to chase the release that was building up inside him. Knowing what he wanted, Y/N lifted her head up and sucked on his neck, speeding up her hand movements.

"You gonna cum for me Joongie? Gonna cum all over my hand? Make a mess and soak my fingers with your dirty cum?" She taunted at him.

Unable to hold back especially after her dirty teasing, with a mutter of curses, he spilled himself all over her hand, some of it splattering onto her fishnets. Once he regained his senses, he looked down to find her looking at him with a shit eating grin.

"Heh......don't think you're in charge here doll. This is still my territory."

Swooping her up, she let out a little yelp when he tossed her onto his bed, immediately crawling in between her legs. After getting rid of his pants and briefs, his hands gripped on her belt loops to pull her shorts down. His eyes scanned her body, trying to decide on something. He hummed softly as his hand pressed down onto her clothed heat.

"I'm not going deny it, those fishnets do look remarkably sexy on you....."

With mock pity, he sighed. "Oh well."

Y/N gasped in horror as he tore a hole right in the crotch area, leaving the rest untouched. Opening his desk drawer, she widened her eyes when he took out a pocket knife and flashed it across her face.

"Relax doll. I like pain, but knife play isn't really my thing. On me or my partner."

After ordering her to stay still, she watched as he carefully cut on the sides of her lace panties, just enough to carefully slip them off her body without having to take off her tights. Although in any other situation she would have instantly closed her legs, she didn't feel like doing it this time. It turned her on and made her feel sexier to instead pry her legs open, letting Hongjoong peer down at her glistening folds that he caused, her hands running themselves down her chest as she bit down at her lip.

"Fuck! You're practically drenched already Y/N." Hongjoong cocked an eyebrow at her.

She only giggled before reaching behind her to unclasp her bra, slowly pulling the straps down before flinging it behind Hongjoong, letting it join the other pile of clothes scattered about. Hongjoong instantly became hard again, but as much as he wanted to bury his pierced cock inside her and fuck her senseless, there was still one thing he really wanted to do.

Positioning herself in between her legs, his hands gripped the back of her thighs. Looking back at her, he sent a wink her way before attaching his mouth to her soaking heat, causing her to jolt up at the sudden sensation. Knowing exactly how to get her head spinning, Hongjoong slid his tongue up her slit, making sure to drag the metal piece across her folds. It was unlike anything she felt before. Hongjoong already was demonstrating his powerful tongue skills, but the piercing just added a whole new sensation that had her shivering. She couldn't contain the moans spilling out her mouth when his tongue slipped inside her hole, her noises only turning louder when he flicked his tongue in a particular way that made the round metal tip thump against her clit. Hongjoong especially loved doing that little maneuver of hitting her clit with it.

When she felt herself about to burst, Y/N's hands clutched the sheets underneath her.

"Hong-Hongjoong I'm gonna- Aaah!"

The fire pooling in her lower abdomen broke free and rushed down, sending burning sparks up her body as her body trembled at the sensation. Pressing a hand down to hold her still, Hongjoong lapped up her her juices, moaning on her clit, the vibrations only serving to make her more sensitive to any move he made on her body.

When he felt she was ready, he swiftly sat up and positioned his pierced member at her entrance. Making sure to prep her, he got out a bottle of lube out of his drawer and poured some onto the tip of his fingers, spreading it around before inserting two fingers inside her. It had a slight cooling effect that made Y/N hum in pleasure, her mouth going slightly agape when he inserted a third finger, scissoring her out and overall making sure she was stretched out enough.

"Patience doll. I don't want to cause any unnecessary pain....."

She let out a whimper when he withdrew his hand and slapped her clit.

"That much." He finished.

Propping herself on her elbows, she kept her gaze in between their legs. She let out a cry when Hongjoong's head slipped inside her, the round tips of the ampallang piercing stretching her hole in a delicious burn. Next came the metal ridges that scraped against her lower walls, it was an absolutely exhilarating experience. Hongjoong himself let out a groan when he fit himself inside her tight and warm cavern.

"Jesus babydoll. When was the last time you had a good fuck?" He gripped her hips, trying to keep himself from moving just yet.

"Too f-fucking long." She disclosed, her head falling back against the pillow in a disappointed look.

"Well don't worry babe. I'll make sure to fuck any name out of that brain of yours, you won't even remember your own."

Snapping his hips up, he began a rather hard and fast pace, making sure to angle himself so he hit her g-spot. Y/N's hands held onto his arms, choked breaths and screams coming out of her mouth as she began drowning in the immense pleasure he was giving her. The way the metallic piercings raked against her walls every time Hongjoong thrusted in and out of her was indescribable. At first it felt strange and slightly painful, but soon it became addicting, almost to the point of being overwhelming.

Hongjoong took notice of the way her lips parted whenever the ladder piercing grazed at a particular spot.

"You're enjoying this my angel? Like being fucked by my pierced dick?"

Licking his hand, he dropped it down to spank her throbbing and swollen clit, grinning almost sadistically when she shrieked out at his pleasurable torture.

"Do you just enjoy being used like a dirty little hole? Isn't that what you are in the end? Just a filthy hole for me to fuck as I like?"

The corners of her eyes began spilling out tiny droplets of tears as his hand continued his assault on her clit, slapping it until it turned a bright shade of pink. Feeling the intensity build up yet again in the pit of her stomach.

"Hongjoong! I'm gonna cum!" She warned him.

Snaking his hand to grip her neck, Hongjoong sped up his thrusts, fucking her in a frenzy, sending her into a mental state of pure euphoria as he cut off part of her breathing. Y/N shut her eyes as a violent orgasm ripped through her body, her body thrashing and quivering under Hongjoong's. With clenched teeth and furrowed eyes, Hongjoong completely shattered on top of her, spilling himself inside her clenched walls that were milking him past his breaking point. Releasing his grip on her neck, he collapsed on top of her body, his hands spread out to keep himself from dropping all his weight on her.

"Oh my god!" He panted harshly as he tried to collect his breath and thoughts.

She was in no better state than he was, hair all disheveled, pussy still throbbing and her chest heaving up and down as her mind went blank. She only came to her senses when she felt Hongjoong get up and go out of his room, leaving her confused.

Did he regret it? Did he not enjoy it? Was he going to ask her to leave?

It turns out it was none of the above since he came back with a packet of wet tissues.

"You ok?" He asked, looking at her with concern.

After being reassured that she was fine, he plucked out some of the tissues and began wiping between her legs and thighs.

"Ok, these gotta go."

Hongjoong ripped more of the already destroyed fishnet tights and got them off her body, letting it hit the floor.

"Not like I would have used them again." Y/N agreed.

After cleaning both her and himself up, they both stayed quiet. Clearing her throat, Y/N made way to get up.

"Guess it's my cue to leave.."

"Wait don't go!"

Grasping her wrist, he pulled her back onto the bed, making her slightly straddle his lap. Looking up at her with such tender eyes, he offered:

"Stay the night. I don't want you to go just yet."

He said it with such a pleading tone that Y/N didn't have the heart to refuse his request. She just allowed him to place her beside him on the bed, his chest pressed against her back as one of his arms wrapped around her. She closed her eyes and slowly began drifting off to sleep. She was halfway gone when she felt Hongjoong wrapped something cold around her neck. Opening her eyes, she reached up and felt leather on her skin.

"What's this?" She questioned as her finger toyed with whatever was dangling from the device.

Hongjoong smiled fondly at the black choker strapped around her neck.

"Don't worry about it. Just wear it for me..."

His hand traced the red heart pendant dangling from the choker, the letters 'KHJ' engraved on the center of it.

"So everyone can see that you're all mine now."

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hauntzed · 3 years ago

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they hate to see a goth bitch winning 😔💔

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elitehoe · 3 years ago

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Revolution Predictions

Buy In

Kris Statlander vs Leyla Hirsch. I'm going with Kris Stat on this one. I can't wait to see them go at it though, the promo's have been great between them.

House of Black vs Penta Oscuro PAC and Erick Redbeard. I'm good with either team winning to be honest... But my heart is with my spooky bitches House of Black.

Hook vs QT Marshall. Hook end of story.

MAIN SHOW

Jon Moxley vs Bryan Danielson. Bryan's taking the win and his cocky ass is gonna suck Mox dick.

Darby Allin, Sting and Sammy Guevara vs Andrade, Matt Hardy and Isiah Kassidy. I'm convinced TK hates Andrade since he can't win shit. Team goth gods is winning over team rich daddies.

Keith Lee vs Wardlow vs Powerhouse Hobbs vs Ricky Starks vs Orange Cassidy vs Christian Cage. With all the big beefy tiddies and dumptrucks I with be thoroughly distracted but I'm sticking with Wardlow he needs this win.

Eddie Kingston vs Chris Jericho. It's simple if Eddie Kingston doesn't win I'm burning shit down.

Jade Cargill vs Tay Conti. Jade Cargill end of story. Tay is not the right person to break Jade's streak I'm sorry.

Jurassic Express vs reDRagon vs Young Bucks. For polycule drama purposes reDRagon. Me betting against Young Bucks wooooooow.

MJF vs CM Punk. Do I fucking care? No. Am I here to be a wh0re? Yes, yes I am.

Britt Baker vs Thunder Rosa. You don't understand if Thunder Rosa doesn't win this title I'm turning the ppv off.

Adam Cole vs Hangman Adam Page. Hangman Adam Page END OF DISCUSSION.

#these are my opinions besties don't fight me #aew revolution #aew #aew lb #soph predicts

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sanchoyo · 3 years ago

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danny phantom, season 3 episodes 3-6 thoughts!

see prev episode thoughts in this tag <3

-johnny was actually pretty civil with danny and left when he asked! thats nice. also, SKULKER?? HAD A FRAMED PICTURE OF EMBER?? oooo fuck wait had they established they were a Thing Before?? I dont think so. thats weird. its like that country boy/goth girl meme lmfao. I think i am going to choose to ignore this new info and pretend I didnt hear it. 100% unrelated to the jazz/ember fanart I already drew and posted....😳

-LADIES NIGHT EPISODE THIS IS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT. wish it didnt really center around the guys or them being pissed at them, but. willing to bet this was written by men lol

-THEY ERASED ALL THE MEN??? meanwhile, jack and danny are fishing at. silent hill or something. im glad jack is trying to read a parenting book and making an Attempt. (theyre at lake erie, but, they made it actually eerie...thats fun)

-the girls alt outfits...cute. EMBER MADE A NEW SONG TOO!!! kinda. jazz being one of the backup singers and being AWFUL. NOOOO

-'how are we going to get kitty to blow a kiss?' 'she'll have to think there are still some males in town!' ...i dont know how to break it to you, but I dont know that a 100% het girl would wish for all men to Begone. I think. I mean im not a het or a girl so I dont really know for sure. she Is probably Bi tho. esp having the other ladies in town chanting NO MEN!!! excitedly............(then again, the kiss is to get Rid of men, so, she probably would have blown it at the ladies only if they were actively trying to attack/stop them, so...I MEAN. THE DRESSING LIKE DANNY BIT WAS SO EXTRA)

-I feel like an all female cast ep couldve been way way way way cooler than that was. like. why was it still somehow all about Men. ...anyway. (where was valerie...)

-next ep opens with the observants, and, way way more of them than I expected...existed? I mean I guess them being a council/jury of some kind is what I expected from their first appearance (bc at that time they were basically TELLING clockwork to kill danny, not asking,, so I figured they had SOME kind of authority) but. there were so many. anyway, here goes vlad! letting his own hubris go brrrr. releasing a weather ghost for political gain! #justvladthings

-okay say what you will about him (he IS an asshole) but having an umbrella with his own face on it and more prepared to share is SUPER FUNNY. and him being fanned by huge wads of money by his bodyguards. SO ineffective but so Dramatic. He UNDERSTANDS that if youre rich you need to be. you know. obnoxious and kinda eccentric about it! fuckign hate when rich people are boring about it. I would trust vlad with nothing except to not be a boring rich asshole who wears...fucking khaki or some shit. man knows his Presentation Skills. and that 'V' chair in his mayoral office. is that fucking embroidered?

-maddie get your MAN PLEEEEASSSE. IM SO EMBARRASSED FOR HER. the way jack stays simping for this man. in FRONT OF HIS WIFE!!!! ...my god its like a love triangle. jack clearly loves vlad, who loves maddie, who loves jack. jack fenton is at the very least bi, right................. this is an OBSESSION . 'THE V MAN COMETH'???? i...my god. (also, on a serious note, to have a friend THIS SUPPORTIVE...and still be SUCH A DICK TO HIM (TRYING TO KILL HIM AND STEAL HIS WIFE??) NOT COOL VLAD. JACK IS YOUR 1 AND /ONLY/ HYPE MAN. if someone loved and supported me THIS HARD...LIKE. CMON DUDE.

-STOMP the fucking GAS, JACK

-this would make a great shirt design, looks like a metal band design! we love The Maelstrom

-oh, so vlad did in fact get a mansion in amity park. and its purple! good color choice! not as flashy as a CASTLE or MURDER CABIN, but still pretty eccentric, which I appreciate.

-...vlad knows the difference between picasso and da vinci? in the ep last post where we were watching him fail at conquering every historical time ever he didnt seem to know history well enough to like. be effective...was vlad taking art history at college?? (was he an art MAJOR??? we never DID KNOW WHAT HE WENT TO SCHOOL FOR. I kinda assumed business because in the masters of time ep he was still rich without ghost powers so he had to have..known something about business or something, right...but also, art and or theater FITS HIS PERSONALITY. possibly also something science-y, I guess, but I always felt like he got roped into that, esp how pessimistic he was about the ghost portal in the flashbacks to college, like, i felt like he was just there for maddie and was uninterested/un-invested at the time...)

-THIS GHOST JUST ELECTROCUTED MADDIE (THE CAT) BITCH!! THATS MY FAVORITE MADDIE!!! vlad going after vortex and being ~shocked~ .....WHEN. WHEN WILL YOU LEARN. THAT YOUR ACTIONS. HAVE CONSEQUENCES!!!

-the way this random man with a camera sees the mayor laying in an alley covered in TRASH AND DECIDES TO TAKE A PICTURE HAHAH

*snap* this ones going in my cringe compilation!

-vlad 'if we're going to defeat vortex, we're going to have to do it together!' *immediately dips after dropping danny off in front of vortex* JKASDFHKJHJKN

-DANNY CAN DUPLICATE!!! ...he couldnt even attack with it, but he DID IT!!! INTO (4) OF HIMSELF!!! SO PROUD!!!!!!!!!!

-'THE ROLLER COASTER EMOTIONS OF A TEENAGER THREATEN MY PLANS!' ...0 self awareness of his own dramatic moodiness. incredible, how dumb this man is. its very close to circling around to endearing, if he was less of an asshole. at least its very very funny to see danny shooting him with tiny lightning bolts anytime he's even slightly irritated! vlad you should be nice to danny anyway. this is what you GET

-...making sandwiches and ice cream and playing video games with your nephew is a totally normal thing. WHY is vlad acting like this is the end of the world. if you were a GOOD UNCLE YOU WOULD ALREADY BE DOING THESE THINGS!!! bitch I make my nephew food all the time and dont forget what he does and doesnt like. if u didnt know danny didnt want tomatoes, thats on u. if u, a grown adult, are gonna piss of the 14 yr old by not letting him win, u deserve to have to pay for the arcade machines he ruins because he now has uncontrollable storm powers because YOU THREW HIM INTO A FIGHT WITH THE STORM GHOST. fuck u vlad. paypal me $400,000 while ur at it tho. (also, gamer vlad confirmed)

-VLAD CAN COOK THOUGH???! I assumed he had...people working for him that did that. I mean. billionaires usually dont do that. then again, we've only seen those vultures working for him (and I guess the dairy king was AT his old mansion, but it was never really clarified if he worked there...I think he probably just Hung Out and they Enjoyed Cheeses Together. thats what I think, I dont think a KING would be working for anyone and also the dairy king was nice <3) but then again he would be a private person and we cant have anyone accidentally finding Ghostly Things, so...still, that's hilarious. pour one out for that really cute banana split that got ruined 2 seconds later

-vlad just fucking picking danny up and THROWING HIM AT VORTEX TWICE WITHIN LIKE A MINUTE. JUST ABSOLUTELY LAUNCHING HIM. BITCH THATS MY SON BE CAREFUL!!! HES GOT ORGANS AND THINGS!!!!

-danny seeing those animal commercials and feeling sad is the biggest 2000s throwback so far. i legitimately had to change the channel or walk out of the room when those came on bc id CRY AND BE SAD ABOUT THEM FOR DAYS AFTER. fuck those commercials and fuck that IN THE ARMMMS OF AN ANGELLLL song 😭

-'vlads ego almost got the town destroyed!' yes danny thats the entire episode. the entire series anytime vlad shows up honestly. this episode was just him being really embarrassing the entire time, and, me laughing about it. 10/10 would laugh at him again

-NEXT EP WE HAVE A SHAPESHIFTING GHOST?? I've said it before but shapeshifting is the power I would want when asked those 'what superpower do you want' questions...its the Best power! this guy looks like a homestuck character. ive never read homestuck but thats the vibe

-I love every time we see tuckers family, they are by far the most functional family. and dash has a lil chihuahua!!! named pookie!!! i am crying (I've had 3 chihuahuas, so I am very biased, but...) AND HE WATCHES THE ROMANCE CHANNEL WITH POOKIE. POOKIE I WILL DIE FOR YOU YOU SWEET LITTLE BABY.

-danny can lift a bus! I shouldn't be surprised, but i am proud of my son. hes got lil kid fans. i am going to cry about this

-JAZZ KEEPS A SCRAPBOOK WITH DANNY'S LIL HEROICS AND NEWSPAPER CLIPPINGS!!! we've actually seen it on her floor before, but I didnt realize it was a scrapbook!! thats sooo cute.

-...and danny has to stand there listening to his parents saying danny phantom sucks and is a 'filthy ghost' and calling him egotistical...i am once again stealing their kids!

-THIS GHOST RIPPING JAZZ'S SCRAPBOOK!!! ILL KILL YOU. SHE WORKED HARD ON THAT!!! BITCH

-yes, maddie, the one with red eyes is For Sure Actually Your Son. ignore the, red eyes... (CLEARLY she hasnt watched the other 2 eps where danny has been evil, she doesnt know red eyes= evil!!!)

-'billy fenton'.......................

-danny being stuck as phantom in his own house, no way out is a fucking NIGHTMARE. his parents pointing giant weapons against him and SHOOTING AT HIM. THIS IS A HORROR MOVIE.

-NINE INCH NAILS POSTER.

-this is the most screenshot of all time

-amorpho turning into mr. lancer because hes 'someone no one will want to be around' BUT HES WRONG, I WOULD BEFRIEND AND HANG OUT WITH MR LANCER SO FAST.

-tucker dressing as danny, now I have the full Tucker set of him being sam and also being danny. also saying 'the ghost...uh...RIPPED MY FACE OFF.' and then running. SMOOTH. NOT AT ALL CONCERNING TO ANY PARENTS.

-sam accepts the toast from jack. and then 2 seconds later is like 'why am i eating this.' THIS SHOWS HUMOR IS SO UNEXPECTED SOMETIMES ITS REALLY GOOD. and then the scene after, mr lancer running into his ghost doppelganger and being like 'YOURE GORGOUS' THEN FAINTING. I AM CRYING. AND DASH FAINTING TOO.

-sam disguising herself as danny again to help tucker run from the fentons. but leaving him shirtless in the streets. incredible. 'plEASE DOnt NOTice MY FACELessNESS I MUST LIVE IN EXILE' this episode is destroying me the humor in this show is exactly my brand of corny and cheesy

-the impromtu story made up by danny and amorpho to explain stuff to the fentons. my god they are both such bad liars. but amorpho is a good egg. wish danny wouldnt have said he didnt wanna see him in town again!! I want him to be reoccurring. not that thats gonna matter since I'm almost done with the series, but the idea of this being the Only Time We See him is :(

-NEXT EP SAYS STARRING MARK HAMILL??????!!! hello ! mr . joker....mr. star wars.... I feel like I should be. idk. taking off a hat im not wearing in respect. I shouldnt be surprised tho bc hes in a lot of cartoons as a very good voice actor, and dp has already had a lot of talented ones so I've been looking out for ones I might know, but....mr. hamill....

-sam has her own greenhouse, names all the plants, and says thank you to them (in the languages from where the plants are from) whenever she harvests from them. thats SO cute. and her lil gothy lunch box...

-and danny's lil red fuzzy lined jacket!!! ive said it before but every time the characters get alt outfits im like :D

-danny has ice powers now!!! THATS WHAT FROSTBITE MEANT. HE KNEW SOMEHOW WAY BACK THEN

-THIS SHOW NEVER LETS YOU FORGET VLAD IS A BILLIONAIRE, HUH.

-danny's lil 'holy hibiscus!' first off the 50s batman swearing is hilarious. 2nd. my username is from the flower sanchoyo hibiscus, so, shoutout to ME this ep. hi :)

-EURGH UNDERGROWTH MAKING EVERYONE PLANT ZOMBIES. HIVEMIND PLOTS SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME. and this dude made the city SO overtaken so quickly like how long was danny asleep?? oh god

-evil fucked up sam! now the whole trio has gone evil at some point! the voice actress did a really, really good job with making her sound like a zombie...

-frostbite's paws are so so so big compared to danny. oh my god. i want to hug the snow dog...

-the far frozen has an advanced medical stuff!!! very cool. very smart snow dogs

-im so glad danny has a friendly ghost snow dad to explain this new power and teach him!!! this is so sweet. DANNY'S GHOST SENSE WAS A PART OF HIS ICE POWER?? OOOH. COOL. we love a training montage!!!

-danny saying if he cant defeat overgrowth, that he'd want to stay with frostbite...oh my god...do you think this is the first real supportive adult figure in his life (I am NOT counting his parents because they threaten him on the daily even if they dont realize it.) I mean mr lancer is a Teacher, but he was also nice but this is different, but this is a GHOST WHO IS WILLING TO HELP HIM with his powers and also will help him when hes injured and is so so nice and comparatively so much more mature than 90% of the adults in this show!!!! god. dad frostbite is my everything.

-the framing and lighting this episode, and all the angles...they went all OUT and it looks really really good. this is my nightmare scenario, tho. like, FUCK zombies and dead city zones and hivemind shit. and using the humans as 'nutrients for the children' i am going to THROW UP.

-MALEFICENT VIBES WITH THE HORNS AND GREEN EYES! this costume kicks so much ass. sam is now mark hamills daughter, I guess.

-danny's ice powers making his eyes blue!!! thats neat. and him going for the roots underground was SO SMART. i will not stand for danny ever thinking hes stupid, hes SO smart.

almost done with the show... :"( thats a sad thought!!!

#sanchoyorambles #dp thoughts #danny phantom

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