#they had all the punch moves

[theblehthatbloos]

I forgot to Post Abra on here and I'm so sorry, here they is

[prlssprfctn]

Cryptid!Alfred, who is actually immortal. Like, he cannot die for forever - he did once, during the war, and after that... for some reason, he kept coming back, completely without any additional magical help. He sometimes dies again, and then mysteriously comes back on the next morning, as if nothing happened. Bruce used to it at some point, so instead of asking questions (Alfred has no answers, anyway) he just pretends that it is normal. He gaslights kids to think the same. Like, what do you mean he died, Damian? No, he is alrightish. Look in the kitchen, he is making us breakfast. It probably was just a bad dream.

So, when Jason dies and gets back? Oh, Alfred knows his grandson has the same curse/blessing. Because it wasn't the Lazarus Pit that brought Jason back after all, but some strange, unexplainable force. Perhaps, both of them are just bound to end up as guardians, as warriors and protectors - that's why they keep coming back.

...Nevertheless, it doesn't make their family less... anxious about the whole thing. These two from the other side? Oh, they absolutely enjoy their immortal hang-out hours.

Jason: What was your funniest death?

Alfred: I am going to say... that one time, when I was teaching young master Bruce using a hunting rifle, and he accidentally shot me. I came back in fifteen minutes, and, of course, a poor thing was sobbing, but afterwards he was doing all chores for a month. Wonderful days.

Jason: Damn, poor Brucie... My funniest gotta be that one time, when Roy and I got drunk, and I legit jumped off the building because I thought I can fly. Roy had never got sober that quick.

(The first time Jason dies on the family's watch)

Dick, sobbing: Alfred... Alfred... He died! His neck was snapped! How can I live-

Alfred, casually leaning to snap Jason's neck again: Wake up, my boy.

Jason, dramatically gasping for air: Damn, who made me a massage, while I was sleeping?

Tim: What. The. Fuck.

[kens-ramblings]

so ik it’s not cannon accurate but,,,

i need a fic of tim just crashing out.

like he gets so sick of like damian and jason talking about how weak he is and shit like that that he’s like “yall realize lady shiva was my one of my FIRST teachers, and i was the first robin she trained. i had to train under b AFTER he already lost a robin. you DONT think he was 10x harder on me than any of you guys???? there’s a reason my training videos are mainly redacted without bruce’s or my permission. i got ra’s al ghul BEGGING ME to join his league or have my children. i get gifts from him WEEKLY. do you KNOW how many of his little ninja i fight per DAY??? nahh im sick of this shit let’s take it to the mats” and just demolishing both of them at the same time.

i just think it’d be very funny. i just like fics of people who pretend to be weaker than they are(or they just never really have a reason to go full tilt so they just don’t) get sick of holding back and just losing it :D

[foundfamily-connoisseur]

not a specific request rlly but can you draw macho and don together (not as a ship lol)

idk why but they’re like my favorite duo rn for no reason

if only hispanics were real 💔💔💔

Omg pretend I didn't take a million uears to draw this ❤️

They for sure watch trashy movies and shows and shit on them. Honestly they need to trash talk anything and everything they need it to live.

[your-unfriendlyghost]

ohhh god I think my brain’s broken or somethin cos at the sight of all the goddamn 9hr shift Saturdays and 4.5hr shift Sundays in my near future I legit bawled. Like I don’t DO that ok that is WEIRD for me. I miss having weekends. I should be BEING A TEENAGER ON SATURDAYS not standing in a small space for NINE HOURS

I genuinely think this is gonna be what makes me lose it

[hellaverseposting]

Should I just start keeping a collection of Hellaverse antis admitting that they only shit on Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss because they’re acceptable “cringe” targets in current fandom culture or are people still so deep in denial about it that my efforts would be meaningless.

[sadisthetic]

my only critique of hi fi rush is that there shouldve been blood. and sure, maybe it wouldve been totally tonally incongruous, but consider this: i want BLOOD.

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

yknow it's interesting how, for all his talk in s3/4 of not wanting arthur to idolize him, john is... arguably doing something very similar right back.

and it's entirely understandable. john has just been pulled back from his absolute lowest point, and not even through his own determination or sacrifice or whatever, but because he chose to sign his best friend up for a capricious god's games without his knowledge so he could be with him and on earth. he was probably hoping they could have at least a little bit of a breather before kayne's deal started causing new problems. just a little time to ease himself slightly out of pure caged-animal survival mode, to be with the person who helped him find humanity and be reassured that he hasn't completely lost what little of it he had.

...and then he actually gets there, and realizes very quickly that Something Has Gone Very Fucking Wrong in the short time he's been away. john doesn't even know about larson's daughter yet, he has no fucking idea why arthur is so desperate to hunt this man down that he's ready to throw their life away in the process. he needs to believe that arthur has changed, in some fundamental way, and that said change can be reversed. if john just finds the right words, if he can get it through to him that what he's doing is wrong, he can bring his friend back. because if arthur drowns he's going to pull john right down with him, because how is he supposed to keep hold of his barely-recovered morals when he's stuck with someone so hellbent on throwing them away?

when john talks arthur down after killing uncle it is legitimately caring abt his friend, ofc, but it's self-motivated, too. How could they have won? We're nowhere near finished. read as i'm not lost, i'm not damned, there's still a chance for me to be better.

he needs arthur to not be a monster bc otherwise, john has to be one too, and he can't bear that.

[slimeciclecock]

I'm... glad, I'm glad Richas, Chayanne and Tallulah can give their own proper goodbyes instead of quietly leaving. Still hurts to see them leave. I had this same feeling when ccJaiden said qJaiden died in the explosion during purg.

Missa never got to see Chayanne and Tallulah when they woke up, did he? He never got to see Tallulah walking around with her new look, looking just like her apa Missa ...

I'm grateful for the eggs being able to tell their story and making so many people smile 🩷 it still hurts greatly whenever someone leaves but. Yeah

[litany-writes]

i actually am SO in love w lando’s little mullet that he’s got going on. normally i think that hairstyle looks so bad but idk what is it abt his cut it’s just. man. i need to put him in my pocket. i need to bite something. idk anymore.

[dickpuncher420]

bro there is smth abt the food in north america that fucks w my guts SO bad like there is literal nuclear warfare happening in my large intestine rn. like i be in the trenches rn chokin on my own damn gas

[unadulteratedragon]

During the car ride home from work my mom has done the following:

Threatened and cursed me out for the actions of my sister

Threatened to move to a new place alongside threatening to kick us all out

Threatened to commit suicide to no longer have to deal with us

Tried to trick me into telling her how much I make and guilt me into paying her bills

And then finally acted as if none of this occurred while trying to joke around with me

[gales-big-naturals]

Getting violently angry with Microsoft Onedrive because it’s easier to laser focus on that than be generally angry with everything in the entire world

[smartzelda]

I fuckin

I fucking hate you dumb fandom jokes that persist so long that they're considered mainstream "canon"

"Oh but it's just a joke have you ever heard of a joke–" Yeah buddy you see you always use this argument but I feel like this is no longer a valid defense when you bank on people thinking it's canon for clout and only recognize it's not canon whenever people call you out for it. I feel like this is no longer a valid defense when everyone from normies to casual fans to long time invested fans act like it's canon

[saturn-sends-hugs]

one day ur playing animal crossing and the next you spend three hours realizing that oh fuck women’s wrestling is actually really, really entertaining

[tjerra14]

I'll never understand people complaining after you politely asked them to give you some space at the card payment terminal