#they get to be happy because i said so

[bow-of-aros]

Day Twenty-Five: New Discovery

Summary:

When Jacobi had agreed to help Maxwell test out her new AI powered medical robot, he did NOT think that it would end up like this.

Hey folks! Jacobi and Maxwell is a pair that is so special and important to me. Maxwell is evil and Jacobi supports Maxwell's rights AND Maxwell's wrongs. Hope that y'all enjoy!! <33

“Alright Daniel, now all you need to do is stand still and let the AI do its job.”

Maxwell stood back, tablet in hand as the frankly terrifying robot made its was towards Jacobi. For their most recent movie night, Jacobi had made the egregious mistake of choosing Big Hero Six because he’d thought that Maxwell would enjoy all the robotic shit in it.

And she had. A lot.

So much so, that she had spent the past week recreating everything she’d seen in the lab.

The past few days had been dedicated to her own improved version of Baymax, a robot who could do a full-body scan of a patient in seconds and determine exactly what was wrong with them and the best course of action.

It was actually a really fucking good idea. It’s just that Baymax wasn’t as soft and cuddly as he’d been in the movie.

“Uh, Alana?” He couldn’t help but cringe back when the thing took a step towards him, “Are you sure that he isn’t going to be causing me harm instead of fixing me? Oh, and also, did you have to cut me?!”

Jacobi held out his still bleeding arm, waving it at Maxwell like he was going to elicit any sort of sympathy.

She doesn’t even look up from her tablet, “Yes, I did.”

The robot suddenly lunges forward and clamps its hand around Jacobi’s wrist and Jacobi will deny the shriek he let out until his dying day. It remains still for a moment, and he very seriously considers the fact that he might have to start disarming bombs literally single-handedly when it starts speaking.

“Damage: Surface wound to the flesh. Bleeding: Minimal. Recommended treatment: Soap and water followed by a Band-Aid and antibiotic ointment. Allow me to assist you.”

Jacobi watched in awe as the treatment was followed exactly and, in seconds, his cut was covered by a Spider-Man Band-Aid.

“Huh, that’s pretty coo—”

“Assessing for further damage. Please stand by.”

Keeping him in place with its hand still wrapped around Jacobi’s wrist, the robot’s other hand starts prodding at him, presumably testing for bruises or broken bones.

“What— Hehehey! Cut thahahat out!”

It did not cut that out. In fact, it seemed to deem it incredibly necessary to check every last one of Jacobi’s ribs for potential fractures.

That’s when Jacobi looked up to see Alana smirking at him and doing fuck all to actually help.

In fact, it almost seemed as if, “Hey! Did you plahahahan this?!”

She just shrugged at him, smile growing as the robot started checking his neck for damage, drawing an embarrassing squeal out of Jacobi.

“Lahahahana!”

“Okay, I didn’t actually plan this. But that’s because I didn’t know that you were ticklish, Daniel!” Alana set her tablet down and started walking towards him, “And, I mean, you know that I have to explore this further, right? It’s for science!”

Anything Jacobi might’ve said was drowned out by a sudden shriek as Alana started clawing at his stomach. He tried to double over, to do anything besides frantically shaking his head to protect himself, but the robot’s hold was firm and Doctor Alana Maxwell was fucking ruthless.

He found his voice when Alana started squeezing at his hips because this was cruel and unjust and unfair and other adjectives that his addled mind couldn’t think of right now.

“No! Nonononono shihihihit!”

Alana paused for a moment to pat him on the cheek mock-sympathetically.

“Don’t worry, Daniel. With me helping, P3R1L’s ten minute diagnostic will fly by!

Aw shit.

This is exactly what Jacobi gets for being best friends with a mad scientist.

But hey, at least he got a badass Spider-Man Band-Aid out of it!

[scintillatingshortgirl19]

house's little laugh as wilson openly flirts with him through an MRI microphone is Doing Things to me

[luna-loveboop]

Wars and Wild as knights in Lu

They have issues.

I have a lot of thoughts on Wild and Wars and their relationship (Order of this post is talking about saluting, Wild and Wars' different perspectives, memory issues, and fire) Rant time.

No saluting!!

So Wild took a formal- almost/awkwardly saluting pose when Wars confronted him in 'Entrance pt.2'

It's similar to the first time Wild addressed Wars as 'captain'. His left hand is up from where a salute should be, and his overall posture is awkward, with his shoulders and right hand raised, but it's clear he's trying to do a salute in the presence of a fellow knight.

In the second example his hand is behind his head, but his posture is very straight and his right arm stiff- he's again attempting a formal saluting position. Which is still awkward

It is less clear but his changes in posture clued me in. He goes from like a deer in the headlights to visibly sweating to straight backed and looking up at Wars- looking at the changes in his body language

Side note but I literally love how Jojo draws the champions tunic so much-

We can't see the action of Wild's body language in a comic, just the positions he went to. But he visibly leaned away from Wars before switching to a straight backed saluting-like posture. He's clearly freaked out, hence Twilight's face: >:(

I think that Wild taking somewhat military poses around Wars is important to their relationship issues because it comes from his struggle with memory and identity

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So like. All of them have different perspectives

Wars

I adore Wars. He is baby and I love him. I think it is also important to acknowledge that he would not speak to any of the others this way.

And the scarf man cmon it's so pretty they are so cute-

Why is Wars talking to Wild like this? He's called him out and reprimanded him multiple times in front of the others. Wild has taken it well but tbh if it was Legend I think he would be on fire.

To some extent I think he is in captain mode. I think that he has trouble seeing Wild as not a knight. Wars gives Wild respect as a knight who sacrificed for his kingdom, but now it seems he's taking it away as a knight who's not doing well enough since he 'disregarded the plan'

At least I think that's the outside (or Wild's) view of it. But Wars internally really cares about Wild and he saw him run up to a giant and lose it. Different ways of showing concern perhaps?

Who wouldn't want to keep Wild from getting more scars?

I just. Don't doubt for a second Wars really cares about Wild- even if the way he's acting still isn't cool. He has no right to treat him like a soldier any more than the rest of the chain, and right now I think Wild is acting as the more mature person.

Wild

I adore Wild. He is baby and I love him. I think it is also important to acknowledge that although he is clearly making efforts after Twilight's injury, Wild has ignored Wars for the majority of Lu, by not speaking to him much, and not thanking or acknowledging Wars when he directly helped him. (Small example being walking with Hyrule not Wars when injured and not directly responding to Wars)

Wars cares about and respects Wild, but it seems Wild wants nothing to do with him, and he's been cold towards Wars for the majority of Lu. To Wild, Wars reminds him of his perceived failure. Which is valid feelings, but still not fair. And I think that ask is talking about these two.

The thing I love about this is each of them are right and wrong in some ways, leading to the tension between them. So fully blaming either of them is not logical

The rest of the chain is just vibing. Except twilight who's mad and wants them to just grow up, but. Heros of courage not wisdom @uniquevoidflowers ;)

And that ask- '''Are any of the Links ever jealous of another Link for adventures that were less difficult/life threatening?'' ''When you hear Wild say he 'hates' someone you'll have your answer.''' somewhat leads to my next point-

Wild's identity and memory issues exacerbate all of this

In Entrance, Twilight is being stressed and defensive, that's ok. What concerns me most is that Twilight has talked with Wild through stuff like this in his rough moments

Wild has tried to be formal several times- he is not very good at it

Four's face I can't didnwidkekfjej

Wild isn't and can't be 'him'- the same 'perfect' (<actually has crippling anxiety) knight he was before, and Twilight knows this. And I agree with him a bit, I think, that Wars is making things worse in Wild's mind by being that perfect soldier, and seemingly holding Wild to a standard he isn't

Wild's attempts at saluting is symbolic of that- Wars makes him feel like a failure trying to be the person he should be. But Wild shouldn't be anyone but himself.

Anyways. Fire.

Wars and Wild have issues, and I want them to work through all their relationship drama so they can reach their PEAK dynamic, which is obviously this

I mean like. We need these two to be friends

Anyways. Wild is in this constant state of identity crisis, and being around Wars has not been beneficial- neither of them is or has been showing the other the respect they deserve. Not as knights, but as people and brothers. They need a get along shirt.

All this Art is by Jojo @linkeduniverse au!

:)

[bixels]

Jesus man, relax.

[grey-viridian]

Future father-son hugs!

[inkskinned]

it mattered because when my brother asked me what if this is the happiest you'll ever be? the best you'll ever get? the thing i felt was fear, not peace. everybody thought you were so perfect for me. even i thought you were "helping me grow". i had to challenge every internal clock. make myself more thoughtful, more kind, more beautiful.

i told my therapist it was good because i like the changes i made and there's something so strong about saying i did that. the problem is that i can like the difference all i want, but i changed for you. something akin to getting your name tattooed, all my progress is stamped with fuck you.

it was the happiest i'd ever been and also the best i'd ever gotten. i would still get in the car and think what the fuck just happened.

[jsvausvqbd]

I can’t shake off just how beautiful the confession scene was. Sun Jae, in the literal face of impending doom, learns not only when he’s going to die but why and although we see that he struggles to grasp the concept of dying, he finds a modicum of solace on Sol, and instead chooses to focus on her. Sun Jae understands that he died saving her/protecting her, and that this whole time she’s been there for him. She’s already seen him die and chose to literally travel in time to save him, what more proof of her love for him could he possibly ask for?

With this, he just says ‘don’t run away from me. Please just like me’ because truly that’s all he wants, Sol is all he’s ever wanted for himself and since now he knows that his feelings are reciprocated and that he’ll eventually die… why not just give in to their feelings while they can?

Sun Jae writing Sudden Shower for Sol and fulfilling his unspoken promises to her over and over again in every timeline is extremely beautiful and gutwrenching to see. Their dating college era may be ephemeral but I’m sure it’ll only make Sun Jae want to wait for Sol even more. All I’m hoping for is a good ending for these two who have gone through a lot for each other

[ryllen]

 𓆟 𓆞 𓇼 ⋆｡˚ 𓆝⋆｡˚…

" of course you'd love the rain " x

[chaosinterlude]

“lucifer is sadistic and mean!! he’s so serious and scary!!”

meanwhile,

he’s just a silly man who wishes for a domestic life with his partner and dog <3

[fairsweetlonging]

the thing that sets apart hua cheng from most other devotee/worshipper-type relationships in other media is that hua cheng would actually throw himself on his knees and crawl across the floor if xie lian wanted to, he would demean himself without shame because shame comes from the perception that you have done something wrong or foolish in another's eyes, and hua cheng would never see his god's will as either, nor care for anyone's else's opinion

[patrickztump]

patrick stump appreciation post: feat. pete – 13/∞

[5hrignold]

this is all i got

[unganseylike]

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“Love Like Ghosts" // The Raven Cycle

When your true love is destined to die, is already dead, or will always be leaving. And other moments of ghostliness. 

[meidui]

Steve Rogers in Avengers: Endgame (2019)

[anonymouscheeses]

I'm gonna be shitting and screaming and starting fights if Sera becomes a villain. I can't take sibling angst, Sera loves Emily I swear guys believe meeee.

[royalarchivist]

[A sad violin song plays over an image of a sad hamster]

Pac: This doesn't have anything to do with me – I wear a blue sweatshirt, you're crazy, this mouse doesn't even have a sweatshirt, this hamster! [Reading chat] Am I a depressed hamster?

[ Transcript continued ↓ ]*

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Pac: Actually– that's fine! I embrace that idea – of course I'm going to be depressed, are you crazy? [He hits his desk, then starts counting off people on his fingers] Fit is gone, Richarlyson is gone, Ramon is gone, Bagi and Empanada who were always there when we were there are also gone, I haven't seen them! It's just me and Tubbo, and sometimes Philza shows up.

Pac: I lost Chume Labs, I lost the Favela, I lost Murder Mystery, I lost Ilha Chume Labs, it's crazy! Look at how much I've lost, and I've gained nothing! Of course I'm going to be depressed, are you crazy?! How am I supposed to be happy?!

Pac: [Reading chat] "You have us Pac," that's true, thank you. No, that's true, sorry.

* NOTE: Please note that this is an incomplete transcript, as I was primarily relying on Aypierre's translation mod at the time and if I am not confident of the translation, I do not include it. As always, please feel free to add on translations or message me corrections.