#they don't want maternal

[frownyalfred]

omegaverse batfamily is great and I've read so many of those platonic fics, but imagine a universe where it's just omega!Bruce wandering around screaming "NO!" every time a random pup pops up and tries to follow him home. he doesn't want to nest with them. he has 0 maternal instincts. he growls when they come near him. that doesn't seem to matter, they still want to nest with him. lonely pups see this energy from far away and say oh yeah, that's who I want to live with. that omega over there who knocked out all of that guy's teeth with one hit. he looks strong.

[my-fancy-hat]

look, as foolish as his mother

[strawbebbiesart]

chimckens 🐓🌽

[il-predestinato]

Max Verstappen congratulates Charles Leclerc on his pole position at the 2023 United States Grand Prix. 🎥: F1TV

[florsial]

Thinking about Rabastan. He's a dog to Rodolphus' god. He loves his brother but from how they were raised he mistakes it for blind devotion. He has his mother's face but none of her personality. He should've looked exactly like Rodolphus but he doesn't. He's shunned by his paternal family but accepts it quietly and erases his identity to be the spare/guard dog. He's like a messed-up completed puzzle piece that looks fine from far away but when you take a closer look certain pieces don't quite fit right. He's bitter and self-pitying but it's all compacted in a poorly concealed stoic expression. Unlike his brother, he was born to feel and it does him no good. Also, he likes fish and his favorite is the cowfish.

[greenbergsays]

When my siblings and I were teenagers, we had a conversation about squick words and I found out during that conversation that my brother's squick word is 'uterus.' I have used that information against him ever since.

How, you ask?

Every time we happen to have a conversation on a day that coincides with the start of my period, I make sure to wait for a lull in the conversation and then say, "Hey, Bubba? My uterus hurts."

At which point, he'll be like I CAN'T STAND YOU and hang up on me.

I got him again today 😈

[advluv4life]

It is insane to me that Mary Hatford abducted her child to keep him from being killed or sold and then went on to never show him an ounce of affection and was just another hand that hurt him. wtf??

[peony-pearl]

June was the only woman older than Katara and Suki to show up and help the Gaang in the finale and I think that’s ridiculous. We could have seen Yagoda and the Herbalist in the White Lotus (and Miyuki!! She has a cute miniature lotus collar). Perhaps even Haru’s mom showing up somewhere??  IDK the lack of older ladies as respected guides and teachers is irksome and until further notice I’m headcanoning out of spite that they were there we just didn’t see their scenes but they were there dammit

[pathesis]

I present a doodle I did earlier in the week, Subscribestar ppl got first look but I can make it public now.

A lil Pre- Egg laying Nessie, Since she has to lay an egg I personally imagine she won't get very big and I just wanted cute ass tummy art shoot me.

[hollow-head]

Over the past year I have become reacquainted with my parents after not seeing them for 10 or 20 years, and I think that at this age i am qualified to give some advice to young people. You parents might actually be shit! When I was younger, teachers always told me that one day I’d respect and understand my parents. No! They’re goddamn idiots. Worse than I thought in the first place! Some people really are just awful and shouldn’t have children. They don’t need your forgiveness.

[bumblingbabooshka]

Mpreg Attack

[kindheartedgummybears]

you wanna know what??

I am

TIRED

of overmasculinized werewolves!!!!

I WANNA SEE A

WEREWOLF

WALKING AROUND IN A CVNTY LITTLE OUTFIT!!! WALKING THE STREETS!!!! DISEMBOWELING CREATURES!!!!

I WANNA SEE WEREWOLVES COVERED IN BLOOD AND GORE WHILE WEARING A SHORT SKIRT AND CROPTOP WITH HELLO KITTY ON IT!!!!

I WANNA SEE A WEREWOLF WALKING AROUND IN COTTAGE AND FAIRY AND PRINCESS CORE OUTFITS!!!!!! WITH A DEAD MANGLED RABBIT IN ITS MOUTH!!!!

AND MAKE THE WEREWOLF

D I S G U S T I N G ! ! !

[mymarifae]

once again people taking my post(s) about jade as... me not being able to handle an evil woman character? ??? are we all stupid? i talk about jade the way i do because there is a prevailing notion in this damn fandom that she's done nothing wrong. people scream "i love evil women!!!!!!" and "girlboss!!!!!!!" and refuse to engage with her actions in the story on any other level and it results in this bizarre mischaracterization of her where she's, ironically enough, no longer evil. like if you love evil women so much why... why do you keep uneviling them every time we get one in a story. hello? it's so dark in here

[madebysimblr]

Xavier: Els, I'm so sorry-

Sorella: No, it's ok. She was right. She's not my mother. Just my egg donor. This is what's better for all of us. I thought I wanted to know her… But I don't need to. You've been my Dad, my Mom, my everything. My whole life. And I'm so s-sorry for being such a little shit the last few years.

Sorella starts crying and hugs her father for the first time in years.

Xavier: Oh, my own heart, I forgive you. I'm sorry I kept the truth from you.

Sorella: I love you, Dad.

Xavier: I love you too, kid.

[releasing-my-insanity]

I wonder if now that ACGAS 2020 is heading into 1941 they'll finally stop giving the women new outfits all the time. Clothing started being rationed that June.

[skrunksthatwunk]

why the fuck did i write about birds this fucking sucks. i just found out birds only sleep for a few minutes at a time, hundreds of times a day. do you know what this is going to do to my structure? the logistics of their road trip? this is already like three days late and i've been fighting for my life to get A Plot Like Any Plot That Makes Sense out and now the birds fucking sleep for 5 minutes at a time.