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excited for the very real and definitely happening annual valentine's day botw

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big fan of these frames 🪓 🪓🪓

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How has Daniel from “The Chooper” (aka Blood Shack) not become a gay icon yet?

You’re telling me that there’s a young cowboy from 1971, constantly shirtless (sometimes accompanied by a crop top styled jacket) and shoveling dirt, dedicated to nothing in life but trying to warn people about this entity called The Chooper while he maintains the ranch this Chooper keeps killing on, and no one’s gone bananas over him and given him icon status??

He’s standing there so cuntily, he’s serving, he needs to be acknowledged

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they were INSANE for this and it's just old men being friends

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is that fucking jay??? sorry if im slow on the uptake but i just thought there was no way that sound could be produced by man

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Different horny hand anon. On the Christmas or Canon episode when jay unwraps the Chuck Norris movie...😉🤚🥜

Ya’ll are really tryna make me nut over this man’s hands, huh?

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Best of the Worst: Halloween Spooktacular 2013 - 2023

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Baby Rich be upon ye

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if Dex's career as a mad scientist doesn't pan out, he's considering cosmetology

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You wanna kill some aliens?

Do I!

Jay Bauman and Mike Stoklasa in Gorilla Interrupted (2003) Dir. Mike Stoklasa.

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When you find out your friend is a nerd.

(but for real Mike you have no right to look at Jay like that, you’re the biggest nerd ever and poor Jay has had to hear you ramble on about Star Trek for literally years.)

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