#they become a crazy ex

[wonder-and-wildflowers]

Fukuzawa on a date with someone new be like: To be with me you must first defeat my two evil exes.

and the exes in question are

1) Fukuchi Ouchi

2) Mori Ougai

[ghostlywhiskey]

okay them but make it price x reader <333

i love my slow burns and i love my price au's leave me ALONE

[vapolis]

Okay if we can't date toxic bfs/gfs bff (for the lack of one). Can we at least date their dad/mom/parent. You know, pulling the "your mom" card but mc isn't making a joke. Even better if we can cause a divorce if a marriage is in place.

/hj

one of the ROs is probably gonna be their cousin that got there for nepotism reasons, so... does that fulfill that need to fuck someone in their family or do I need to try harder 😔

[hjemne]

Obsessed with the idea of repressed comphet Phoenix trying to convince himself he's into Dahlia and mistaking having a tummy ache after she feeds him poison with the 'butterflies in his stomach' that everyone goes on about

[kowabungadoodles]

drinking and doing ad-hoc repair surgery on a book from 1994, but pretending I'm a grizzled detective removing a bullet

[snzinite]

Exusiai

SNZ STATLINE: 5/10 wetness, 3/10 mess, 8/10 pitch, 4/10 volume

"Ah/Eh-T(xn)ssch'iew!"

basically textbook high-pitched/girly sound

sometimes "inverted" where the pre-sneeze sound will be higher pitched with no vocalization afterwards

in general pretty inconsistent spellings/sounds even though the "statline" pretty much holds for all of the sounds

sneezes in ones, sometimes twos, with a few seconds in between

doesn't stifle

sometimes give a "hoo~!" or a "wooo!" of relief afterwards

"covers" in the sense that she'll put a hand below her nose/mouth almost like she's "catching" the sneeze, does relatively little to actually cover anything though

only sneezes into tissues/handkerchiefs if she's already blowing/wiping her nose

really obvious that she needs to sneeze. they almost never sneak up on her and it's the whole nine yards: watery, glazed eyes, shallow breath hitching, sometimes she waves her hand in front of her face, etc.

lots of false starts too

likes to sneeze. she think's it's a really satisfying feeling and likes the eventual relief from tickles and itches when it finally does come

does not particularly like to induce. she likes the thrill of getting to finally sneeze naturally

she'll induce others if they ask or if she can tell they need it and they're comfy. Texas, for example

she'll talk about how good it felt or how much she's been sneezing of she's been doing it a lot

likes to be blessed but doesn't mind if no one does it

no allergies, nose isn't particularly sensitive to scents, touch, or temperature

doesn't get super sick very often but gets a lot of sniffly, sneezy colds

super obvious when she's sick; voice is like heavily weighed down by her congestion. wet sniffles for days

she gets sneezy when she's sick but it doesn't change her sneezes like at all, they're still mostly clean

what sets her off more than anything are physical irritants. cooking spices, flour, makeup powder, dust, heavy pollen, etc.

she constantly has sneezing fits while she's baking

not like it stops her. the blood of a baker flows through almost every Latera/nan

Requested by @micaiah-sneezes :]

[axiomdagger]

hello new icon btw because i was getting sick of the first one how are u guys doing

[nightsartist]

starter for : @leg0lais

𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗼𝗱𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗯𝘆 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗽𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗵. a new territory she has reached , winnowed too far from the prythian she has once known. no , this place had a different smell. an unmatched aura. not quite as kindred to invite a high lady in. get in line. it is here where she will find another , sourcing his arrows deadly with her approach. she has no intention of moving , not even in the slightest will blue grey eyes speak of anything other than boredom. though her heart , it thunders.

qualities he'd possess she has seen within her own people. a faerie ? or perhaps , something else. elven ears . . . he was beautiful. a reminder of someone she once loved. someone she would have given everything for. " i did not expect to meet another face out here so soon. one that wasn't my mate's own. " she'd muse. " please , put down your weapon. i am not an enemy of yours .. nor do i plan to be. " her dark night court attire may tell a difference in opinion. she is the 𝖜𝖎𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖗 engulfed in darkness.

[lemontartyellow]

Misogyny win! Ed’s villainy and general bad personess is pretty well set up in Season 1, but Barbara’s villainy and general bad personess is not despite them having similar arcs in the first season.

[milesworld96]

Oh no they’re silly

[vyrewolf]

Most realistically animated panic attack this animated panic attack #27 that what about rebecca’s reaction josh leaving her at the wedding in crazy ex girlfriend season 2 episode 13 huh? What about that?

[ame-to-ame]

there are things that you don't do for a year or more and pick up just right where you left off and these days i fear loving you might be one of them

[yoojinluv]

[seawitchkaraoke]

I am watching Crazy Ex-Girlfriend bc the songs are great and I've heard lots of great things about it but maaaaan the second hand embarrassment is really getting to me aaaaaaa

The only person in this entire show who is like.... mentally in a good healthy place is white Josh. I love him. He's the best.

[ziracona]

Paula was so fake for saying “You hurt her, I kill you,” to Josh abt Rebecca in S2 and then not doing anything to him, forget kill, after he left her at the alter at the end of s2.

[rhpsdys]

y’all ever write a character except ur like wow i know nothing about you