#they become a crazy ex

[wonder-and-wildflowers]

Fukuzawa on a date with someone new be like: To be with me you must first defeat my two evil exes.

and the exes in question are

1) Fukuchi Ouchi

2) Mori Ougai

[panahedvn]

ok here's my imagined version of what i wish da4 had been like that people would've loved

Imagine if they brought back an actual origins system with ones we havent seen before like... Magister/altus as the noble human equivalent because it's Tevinter, an origin as a slave who escapes slavery for any of the races, an Avvar origin!!! Maybe even a Qun-born Qunari who witnesses the Antaam splitting off and becomes Tal-Vashoth themselves or is sent out to try and fix things. Another Dalish origin would also be incredibly relevant considering how big a role the Evanuris play in this game, and how so many Veil Jumpers are Dalish.

And then you actually get to play through these origins like in the first game. Maybe certain factions correspond with each one, you get to experience joining them and meeting Varric, and have time to actually form a connection with these groups (and see Rook form a connection with Varric by extension, instead of just. Being told that it exists).

And then your race and origin actually affect your interactions throughout the game.

[hjemne]

Obsessed with the idea of repressed comphet Phoenix trying to convince himself he's into Dahlia and mistaking having a tummy ache after she feeds him poison with the 'butterflies in his stomach' that everyone goes on about

[marinecorvid]

blorbos from my brain

[skidthelid]

Ough he fumbled the bag big time

[snzinite]

Exusiai

SNZ STATLINE: 5/10 wetness, 3/10 mess, 8/10 pitch, 4/10 volume

"Ah/Eh-T(xn)ssch'iew!"

basically textbook high-pitched/girly sound

sometimes "inverted" where the pre-sneeze sound will be higher pitched with no vocalization afterwards

in general pretty inconsistent spellings/sounds even though the "statline" pretty much holds for all of the sounds

sneezes in ones, sometimes twos, with a few seconds in between

doesn't stifle

sometimes give a "hoo~!" or a "wooo!" of relief afterwards

"covers" in the sense that she'll put a hand below her nose/mouth almost like she's "catching" the sneeze, does relatively little to actually cover anything though

only sneezes into tissues/handkerchiefs if she's already blowing/wiping her nose

really obvious that she needs to sneeze. they almost never sneak up on her and it's the whole nine yards: watery, glazed eyes, shallow breath hitching, sometimes she waves her hand in front of her face, etc.

lots of false starts too

likes to sneeze. she think's it's a really satisfying feeling and likes the eventual relief from tickles and itches when it finally does come

does not particularly like to induce. she likes the thrill of getting to finally sneeze naturally

she'll induce others if they ask or if she can tell they need it and they're comfy. Texas, for example

she'll talk about how good it felt or how much she's been sneezing of she's been doing it a lot

likes to be blessed but doesn't mind if no one does it

no allergies, nose isn't particularly sensitive to scents, touch, or temperature

doesn't get super sick very often but gets a lot of sniffly, sneezy colds

super obvious when she's sick; voice is like heavily weighed down by her congestion. wet sniffles for days

she gets sneezy when she's sick but it doesn't change her sneezes like at all, they're still mostly clean

what sets her off more than anything are physical irritants. cooking spices, flour, makeup powder, dust, heavy pollen, etc.

she constantly has sneezing fits while she's baking

not like it stops her. the blood of a baker flows through almost every Latera/nan

Requested by @micaiah-sneezes :]

[axiomdagger]

hello new icon btw because i was getting sick of the first one how are u guys doing

[challengersmp4]

its hard. like we can acknowledge the importance of someone leaving a relationship in order to explore their sexuality if they realize theyre gay but if youre bisexual it just cant fully be viewed the same way. idk. the brief time i had a boyfriend i wasnt interested in anyone else while we were together and i dont imagine that shifting and i mean while im dating and thinking about dating i obviously havent made any commitments. idk, im just wondering how my feelings will shift as maybe i move forward into relationships or if i should just take this time of settling somewhere new and into myself as a time to just try and experience what i can.

[lemontartyellow]

Misogyny win! Ed’s villainy and general bad personess is pretty well set up in Season 1, but Barbara’s villainy and general bad personess is not despite them having similar arcs in the first season.

[milesworld96]

Oh no they’re silly

[vyrewolf]

Most realistically animated panic attack this animated panic attack #27 that what about rebecca’s reaction josh leaving her at the wedding in crazy ex girlfriend season 2 episode 13 huh? What about that?

[ame-to-ame]

there are things that you don't do for a year or more and pick up just right where you left off and these days i fear loving you might be one of them

[yoojinluv]

[seawitchkaraoke]

I am watching Crazy Ex-Girlfriend bc the songs are great and I've heard lots of great things about it but maaaaan the second hand embarrassment is really getting to me aaaaaaa

The only person in this entire show who is like.... mentally in a good healthy place is white Josh. I love him. He's the best.

[mewhenifreakit]

ti's the season ( of reflection)

[mxmc13]

sometimes I think about how my toxic ex accused me of sending them a video of me h*ng*ng myself and that’s wild to me— like, sure i might’ve recorded a video of me talking after my attempt but I always delete videos of me ranting and shit and I know for golly I would never. Hell, I didn’t text them at ALL during that period of time