#they are. unofficially married
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Small question for ur surface AU if Sen still has the ring... Where's zerum ?
It's Painter's (。•̀ᴗ-)✧ they have one as well I just keep forgetting to draw it GUH *explodes*
#they are. unofficially married#for the sake of the hashtag plot zerum doesn't exist here u_u#no passive aggressiveness here we all know i love er#but she gets to have sebastian in another timeline LMAO#pressure surface au
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My uncle's girlfriend is pregnant and her last pregnancy was high risk and had complications, so please pray for her and her baby, thank you
#prayer request#new cousin new cousin new cousin!!!!!!!#i didnt think id ever get a new cousin again!!!#at least not blood related#i consider her son to be an unofficial cousin even though theyre not married yet
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The Mars colony is going strong now it's got a tame asteroid, and everyone's celebrating the first wedding on Mars. There's decorations, food, drink, speeches, a live broadcast to Earth, photo ops, a statue, a monument. It's historical.
Then someone uncovers paperwork that shows Margo and Segei were the first to get married on Mars a year ago. They just didn't want to make a big deal about it.
They pulled a Lee Jung-Gil on the happy couple.
#because of course they both escaped to mars#they've been unofficially married for decades. but they thought it would be fun to be the first to officially do so on mars#they're integral to the mars programme and help write the laws#for all mankind#margo madison#sergei nikulov#margo/sergei
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Oh man I wish I had the money for an engagement ring. My fiancé and I are going to see TF: One soon and it would have been really funny to propose in the movie theater lobby.
We didn’t meet because of Transformers, exactly, it was more the thing that like. Attached me to her like a feral cat.
But a TF proposal still would have been fitting and funny especially if she likes the movie because she’s trying to hold on to her personal pride of “not really being a transformers’ fan” despite the distinction increasingly blurring.
#tf one 2024#mud rambles#hi babe I love you with my whole heart#rip my broke ass commission me so I can get rich hah hah and actually get married#we’re officially unofficially engaged it’s a long story
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That scene in PoA when Snape calls Wolfstar an old married couple trying to be mean, but instead they both turn to him and are like, yeah, we are? 😂
#i know gay marriage was illegal just humour me#they definitely had like an unofficial ceremony at some point#wolfstar are always married in my head#prisoner of azkaban#remus lupin#sirius black
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YOU ARE MARRIED?🥹
idk where this is coming from nonnie but legally speaking i’m not (yet!!) but i’ve been with my madridista bf for almost four years now so it does feel a bit like a marriage innit?
tw: long ass rant in the tags 😭
#i’m a 99.9% sure he’s the man i’m going to marry#the 0.01 is from yk uncertainty depending if either of us need to move away to study and such#but god forbid since we’re planning to go together in that case#but yeah !!! unofficially married !!!#he doesn’t mind my writing and sometimes even checks it for me#he even asks me to come here and show him what footyblr thinks abt certain topics#or whoever is live-blogging is saying#i think it’s obvious he got me into this to some extent#i was looking through my gallery and noticed i had a pic of him watching the 2022 chelsea v rma at my place 😭#i even watched the final with him and was just eh abt it#it was a process for sure but we’re here !!#he gifted me my first rma kit and everything <3#he likes the club since his step dad (who he grew up with) is spanish and from madrid#so yeah long rant but i just love talking abt him#˙ ˖ ꕀ 🜸 𓈒 ˙ — mail !
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new potential love interest reveal for anyone invested in my personal life for some reason. bc some are
okay SO. there’s this other guy i work withhhh of course and i’ve had a bigggg crush on him from the literal first moment i met him because god he’s sooooo fucking cute UGH. (the first time i saw him at the training me and my bestie gave each other a Look and were texting each other under the table like Oh my god did you just fall in love with him too. we have been jokingly fighting over him for MONTHS 😭) however it was like. never that serious it was just a fun thing for my friends and i to joke abt all the time and i haven’t felt the need to talk abt him for a variety of reasons bc 1. i was clearly BUSY with my other situationship hell and 2. me and him literally Never talked. like we talked comically little it was almost a bit that we’d never had a full conversation he would give me his stuff and then leave the second i got there so it wasn’t like we were super close by any means lmfao. and of course 3. he just HAD to have a girlfriend because why wouldn’t he. why WOULDN’T HE. they always do. but me and my friend were like okay soon we have to gauge how serious it is like what’s the deal is it serious is it like a canada girlfriend or what. so i finally brought it up with him this past friday and he talked abt her a bit and showed me pics of them and she was verrryyyy pretty and they’d been together for like two years which whatever that’s fine cool now i know right. NO! that’s not the end.
first of all him and i have already been talking a bit more than usual (maybe a few full conversations at this point!) but even better we were actually teaching together this week which means we’ll get to spend a bunchhhh of time together (also me and situationship are separated which helps too bc. out of sight out of mind) and he was like i’m so excited to finally be able to work closely with you and talk to you and whatever which is fun i was super looking forward to it. but anyway context there had been a wedding at our week on friday and so on monday my other coworker was like God I feel sooo bad for him we keep talking abt the wedding and stuff it’s probably making him feel worse and i was like. hey wdym. wdym. and they were like oh he just went through a really rough breakup and he’s kind of unwell abt it. and listen this person is Not the most reliable source whatsoever so i was hesitant to believe it because he had literally been raving abt her less than three days prior bro like WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!! so i casually bring her up (he’d mentioned that they might’ve been going to an event at our work together in a few weeks and i asked if he was still planning on that) and he was like oh yeah me and girlfriend unfortunately broke up it’s kind of a mess right now. and i was like oh my god i’m so sorry i had no idea i feel bad for bringing it up and he was like no it’s okay it’s fine i should’ve seen it coming. it’s kinda funny i totally switched up the gender roles and *i* was the one begging her for an explanation and to try and stay and fix the relationship and she was the one who ghosted me LOL! (.) BUT THERE’S ONE MORE KEY DETAIL. he’s leaving in LESS THAN A WEEK ACROSS THE COUNTRY because he’s getting his fucking PHD from a nice ass school (i fucking know dude) i always knew this but he’s leaving like much much sooner than expected. but anyway he is like. insanely attractive and charming and smart and it’s like 😭 why are you doing this to me. he’s so tall and he has the nicest hands if anyone i’ve ever seen and he’s sooo sweet to me and he’s always nerding out abt the smart ass shit he’s studying and it’s soooo charming dude you have no idea he’s so fun to talk to and be around. he is insanely out of my league like i think we all have got to be a little in love with him but for some reason the last few days i’ve been deluding myself into thinking there’s any chance something could happen and yknow what? i will absolutely try my luck he’s literally gonna be gone in a week i will totally make a rebound offer bc he keeps asking to hang out soon and shit. the pieces are falling into place let me finally have this universe. LET ME INNN
#there’s also an unofficial joke abt us being married (long story i can hardly even remember) which is just funny tbh#there’s a lot of little things he’s done the last few days which i’m just like totally normal abt#but like let me make myself clear. i am being so delusional i think#but circumstances May help delusion work in my favor…#i don’t know i just don’t even know.#</3 posting
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Posted something quick and fluffy <3
#brettsey#fic#sylkiddsey writes#I have to force myself to write married Brettsey#my writing heart belongs with pre canon 🤣#Another Taylor lyric title like always#it’s my unofficial brand at this point!!!
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the not directly articulated thesis of hunting the falcon is that while catherine of aragon took henry's literal virginity, anne boleyn took his emotional virginity.
#and from that point on? he was emotionally slutty.#or maybe he always had been#and it was but waiting to be discovered...#anyway there's my unofficial review#this book was a serious intellectual endeavour#yet at times irreverent in what must be the inside jokes and secret language of its own writer team (married; as they literally are)#certain chapters opened with this sense of gravity#and other chapters opened with 'during this year henry's sheets were likely literally soaked with precum.'#and you would be like ok. wow. you didn't have to do him like that.#this post is going to get flagged. isn't it .
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is server 141 like an open thing? :,D
hell fucking yeah
anyone can join, no blood sacrifice required <3
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still losing my mind at the way houses relationship with john would have fucked up the way he sees being an omega. just,,, teen house, young and confused, experiencing these absoloutely brutal heats. not understanding why they are so bad and hard when theyre supposed to be a time where an omega feels good. already feeling broken and wrong, and then having to face john's anger and disappointment over him being an omega
like i can only imagine how it would affect him in heat, a time where he would be less able to think coherently. and constantly remembering how traumatic and horrible his heats as a teen were, the memory making him feel bad and in turn making him feel physically worse. just like,,, a constant feedback loop of remembering and feeling bad -> feeling physically worse in turn -> reminding himself even more of his childhood and feeling worse
i feel like after having to deal with his first few heats without a strong family net to acclimate to the changes, once house is outta there and doing his own thing he tries to never deal with his heats alone. he marks his cycle religiously, makes deals with alphas in med school to help him through them, or even finds street suppressants if he's especially desperate.
man. you just know john has put him outside for some of his heats, too. nothing to nest with, no scent blocking patches, just left him in the yard like a sacrificial lamb. it goes without saying how dangerous that is.
hell, once he's employed i wouldn't be surprised if he stole something from the hospital to bring home in case a heat comes up that he can't deal with, something that'll knock him out for the worst of it.
#asks#certified-moth#house md#writing a fic that is basically just heat whump for a lot of it as i type this#house's heats are bad always it's just how it is for him#but once he has the infarction it's even worse#his leg becomes another focal point for pain to localize to and the scar is so severe that when he's in heat#it runs scary hot. like where the muscle is missing sits just a molten core of pure agony#fainting spells and delirium become new side effects as a result#it is a pathetic miserable sight and he WANTS to be alone so no one can see him like that#but dealing with them alone is torture so he just doesn't win. it fucks with his issues of self#something else to resent about his body#he and wilson develop a fairly solid unofficial........ thing early on in their friendship#it would have taken wilson more convincing had he not witnessed the effects himself and got his caretaker heart twanging#even when he's married. which doesn't necessarily mean he's cheating but uh. it doesn't help in his case#all of it compounds into a very big mess that does not help the success rates of his marriages#goes to show how much more time wilson spends with house than his wives when he's more synced with house than them#now THAT is an offense. THAT'S what can get feelings hurt#it makes him feel bad but he tries to reassure himself by comparing their heats to house's. they don't understand how bad it is#<- probably the cause of several arguments#wilson trying to get bonnie or julie to understand why he Needs to do this and bristling when they Just Don't Get It#“house didn't break up our marriage but he sure didn't help” etc#mgv
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Clearly my stamina for video games has waned DRAMATICALLY bc ive barely managed to clock 2 hours of inquisition across 2 days.
And its not like im fatigued by the gameplay or anything yet like i just got the fucking title screen lol. Like this is not a hinterlands bear moment or a fallow mire situation yet
#dragon age#my inqy is great#its in my oh so sad worldstate#basically the warden (tabris) sacrificed herself bc Alistair was to be king. she basically put him on the throne bc he swore to disolve the#alienages. and so she was like this is a future for elves etc. and she did everything she could to make the world better#her story often spared ppl the brutal details of messy fates and she always tried to fix things while staying focused on her goal#and then morrigans ritual happened and she was like. no fucking way. that sounds like a loophole for some shitfuckery#so she sacrificed herself in alistairs place but then bc he was the only warden left in fereldan he abdicated#bc he saw restoring the wardens as more important. he did make anora swear to fix the plight of elves. but ultimately nothing happened#its then my hc that alistair was the warden in awakening#and poor zevran was left grieving the warden. they got like. unofficially married before her death#which i headcanon as having taken weeks to happen as she slowly succumbed to the archdemon soul bc i love angst#and anyway then my hawke was playful and charming and desired to save whoever she could but everyone kept dying around her#just the most tragic and bloody playthrough#and in her story she never found love. except. that was varric hiding the fact that they were together#she also faked ander's death after the chantry thing#also she was a blood mage bc thats dope as fuck to me. and i also kinda hc that anders dipped into blood magic too#anyway. so my inq is gonna be the same with like. trying her hardest but not being the perfect diplomat bc people cant look past her being#an elf. and a mage.#and also im hc'ing that solas lowkey has a thing for her but shes like. dude#im so gay wtf#and then talking shit with dorian about it
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If Shepard and co come back in the next mass effect game, then we better be marrying our LI
#Not at the end of the game either#Not in the middle either. I want it around the beginning of the game#I want my Shepard and Garrus saving the galaxy as husband and wife#(not that they weren't already technically unofficially married in the third game)#This is the only way I will be 100% okay with Shepard coming back in the next mass effect game#I am torn between wanting Shepard back and wanting them to rest cause they fucking deserve it#mass effect#Mass Effect Legendary Edition#Commander Shepard#n7 day#mass effect 4#Happy N7 day!#Except for you Bioware
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for leap year I should marry dude officially i think
#typewriter dings#we're unofficially married#but like#mikedude wedding#idk what i'd do for it#maybe write a fic#but i don't know
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I need a coherent timeline for sunless skies/nemesis spare au because I keep writing fics for it. I need to find out how many mental breakdowns Idris had before they lost their daughter again. Like how many times can you scare the snot out of a six year old before she decides she's better off risking it staying with some other adult she has almost no reason to trust but is at least not you?
So far it seems that Idris went to the Royal Beth twice before they finally received a response from their ex-wife re: taking the kid back to the Surface. They have so many layers of trauma, they just don't think they can handle it and they know their daughter doesn't want to be around them.
#they hate themself so much for having an Episode in front of their daughter#tfw ur daughter doesn't believe you're her mother because she already has a mother but you were gay married (unofficial)#they're just sitting there like ‘I went to a terrible realm beneath the earth to get you back and also birthed you in the first place#please stop joking with your dear mother I'm very tired and it's not funny anyone’#they know their daughter doesn't owe them shit because well the bio dad is not in the picture for a reason so that's a lesson learned#but MAN it's fucking weird#oc: idris peters#oc: iris audley
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alphard black was one of the dark arts professors. i’m saying that’s canon because i want it to be.
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