#they are. unofficially married

[feligayzed]

Small question for ur surface AU if Sen still has the ring... Where's zerum ?

It's Painter's (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧ they have one as well I just keep forgetting to draw it GUH *explodes*

[cheerfullycatholic]

My uncle's girlfriend is pregnant and her last pregnancy was high risk and had complications, so please pray for her and her baby, thank you

[air-mechanical]

The Mars colony is going strong now it's got a tame asteroid, and everyone's celebrating the first wedding on Mars. There's decorations, food, drink, speeches, a live broadcast to Earth, photo ops, a statue, a monument. It's historical.

Then someone uncovers paperwork that shows Margo and Segei were the first to get married on Mars a year ago. They just didn't want to make a big deal about it.

They pulled a Lee Jung-Gil on the happy couple.

[mudhound]

Oh man I wish I had the money for an engagement ring. My fiancé and I are going to see TF: One soon and it would have been really funny to propose in the movie theater lobby.

We didn’t meet because of Transformers, exactly, it was more the thing that like. Attached me to her like a feral cat.

But a TF proposal still would have been fitting and funny especially if she likes the movie because she’s trying to hold on to her personal pride of “not really being a transformers’ fan” despite the distinction increasingly blurring.

[weirdtinkerbellversion]

That scene in PoA when Snape calls Wolfstar an old married couple trying to be mean, but instead they both turn to him and are like, yeah, we are? 😂

[moviestarmartini]

YOU ARE MARRIED?🥹

idk where this is coming from nonnie but legally speaking i’m not (yet!!) but i’ve been with my madridista bf for almost four years now so it does feel a bit like a marriage innit?

tw: long ass rant in the tags 😭

[priestfrommidnightmass]

new potential love interest reveal for anyone invested in my personal life for some reason. bc some are

okay SO. there’s this other guy i work withhhh of course and i’ve had a bigggg crush on him from the literal first moment i met him because god he’s sooooo fucking cute UGH. (the first time i saw him at the training me and my bestie gave each other a Look and were texting each other under the table like Oh my god did you just fall in love with him too. we have been jokingly fighting over him for MONTHS 😭) however it was like. never that serious it was just a fun thing for my friends and i to joke abt all the time and i haven’t felt the need to talk abt him for a variety of reasons bc 1. i was clearly BUSY with my other situationship hell and 2. me and him literally Never talked. like we talked comically little it was almost a bit that we’d never had a full conversation he would give me his stuff and then leave the second i got there so it wasn’t like we were super close by any means lmfao. and of course 3. he just HAD to have a girlfriend because why wouldn’t he. why WOULDN’T HE. they always do. but me and my friend were like okay soon we have to gauge how serious it is like what’s the deal is it serious is it like a canada girlfriend or what. so i finally brought it up with him this past friday and he talked abt her a bit and showed me pics of them and she was verrryyyy pretty and they’d been together for like two years which whatever that’s fine cool now i know right. NO! that’s not the end.

first of all him and i have already been talking a bit more than usual (maybe a few full conversations at this point!) but even better we were actually teaching together this week which means we’ll get to spend a bunchhhh of time together (also me and situationship are separated which helps too bc. out of sight out of mind) and he was like i’m so excited to finally be able to work closely with you and talk to you and whatever which is fun i was super looking forward to it. but anyway context there had been a wedding at our week on friday and so on monday my other coworker was like God I feel sooo bad for him we keep talking abt the wedding and stuff it’s probably making him feel worse and i was like. hey wdym. wdym. and they were like oh he just went through a really rough breakup and he’s kind of unwell abt it. and listen this person is Not the most reliable source whatsoever so i was hesitant to believe it because he had literally been raving abt her less than three days prior bro like WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!! so i casually bring her up (he’d mentioned that they might’ve been going to an event at our work together in a few weeks and i asked if he was still planning on that) and he was like oh yeah me and girlfriend unfortunately broke up it’s kind of a mess right now. and i was like oh my god i’m so sorry i had no idea i feel bad for bringing it up and he was like no it’s okay it’s fine i should’ve seen it coming. it’s kinda funny i totally switched up the gender roles and *i* was the one begging her for an explanation and to try and stay and fix the relationship and she was the one who ghosted me LOL! (.) BUT THERE’S ONE MORE KEY DETAIL. he’s leaving in LESS THAN A WEEK ACROSS THE COUNTRY because he’s getting his fucking PHD from a nice ass school (i fucking know dude) i always knew this but he’s leaving like much much sooner than expected. but anyway he is like. insanely attractive and charming and smart and it’s like 😭 why are you doing this to me. he’s so tall and he has the nicest hands if anyone i’ve ever seen and he’s sooo sweet to me and he’s always nerding out abt the smart ass shit he’s studying and it’s soooo charming dude you have no idea he’s so fun to talk to and be around. he is insanely out of my league like i think we all have got to be a little in love with him but for some reason the last few days i’ve been deluding myself into thinking there’s any chance something could happen and yknow what? i will absolutely try my luck he’s literally gonna be gone in a week i will totally make a rebound offer bc he keeps asking to hang out soon and shit. the pieces are falling into place let me finally have this universe. LET ME INNN

[sylkiddsey]

Posted something quick and fluffy <3

[fideidefenswhore]

the not directly articulated thesis of hunting the falcon is that while catherine of aragon took henry's literal virginity, anne boleyn took his emotional virginity.

[bunnyreaper]

is server 141 like an open thing? :,D

hell fucking yeah

anyone can join, no blood sacrifice required <3

[marc--chilton]

still losing my mind at the way houses relationship with john would have fucked up the way he sees being an omega. just,,, teen house, young and confused, experiencing these absoloutely brutal heats. not understanding why they are so bad and hard when theyre supposed to be a time where an omega feels good. already feeling broken and wrong, and then having to face john's anger and disappointment over him being an omega

like i can only imagine how it would affect him in heat, a time where he would be less able to think coherently. and constantly remembering how traumatic and horrible his heats as a teen were, the memory making him feel bad and in turn making him feel physically worse. just like,,, a constant feedback loop of remembering and feeling bad -> feeling physically worse in turn -> reminding himself even more of his childhood and feeling worse

i feel like after having to deal with his first few heats without a strong family net to acclimate to the changes, once house is outta there and doing his own thing he tries to never deal with his heats alone. he marks his cycle religiously, makes deals with alphas in med school to help him through them, or even finds street suppressants if he's especially desperate.

man. you just know john has put him outside for some of his heats, too. nothing to nest with, no scent blocking patches, just left him in the yard like a sacrificial lamb. it goes without saying how dangerous that is.

hell, once he's employed i wouldn't be surprised if he stole something from the hospital to bring home in case a heat comes up that he can't deal with, something that'll knock him out for the worst of it.

[alistair-stan]

Clearly my stamina for video games has waned DRAMATICALLY bc ive barely managed to clock 2 hours of inquisition across 2 days.

And its not like im fatigued by the gameplay or anything yet like i just got the fucking title screen lol. Like this is not a hinterlands bear moment or a fallow mire situation yet

[pathfinder-inquisitor]

If Shepard and co come back in the next mass effect game, then we better be marrying our LI

[dudeshusband]

for leap year I should marry dude officially i think

[mourningcandles]

I need a coherent timeline for sunless skies/nemesis spare au because I keep writing fics for it. I need to find out how many mental breakdowns Idris had before they lost their daughter again. Like how many times can you scare the snot out of a six year old before she decides she's better off risking it staying with some other adult she has almost no reason to trust but is at least not you?

So far it seems that Idris went to the Royal Beth twice before they finally received a response from their ex-wife re: taking the kid back to the Surface. They have so many layers of trauma, they just don't think they can handle it and they know their daughter doesn't want to be around them.

[euphorial-docx]

alphard black was one of the dark arts professors. i’m saying that’s canon because i want it to be.