#they are the action movie version of

[brucethecrocodile]

The characters from "The Man from U.N.C.L.E" movie are a throuple and you can't change my mind

[megalomari]

i watched the hobbit !! it was… an experience…

[wishchip106]

even in mortal danger he’s still serving cunt

multitasking queen love to see it

bout to pull out the trauma beam 😻

he got cake too holy moly 🤯

Magnus might’ve won the lottery here 👀

[rknchan]

every time the 'mortimer being weird about holmes' skull' scene from the first chapter is removed from an adaptation, an angel loses its wings

[littledemo0n]

Watched yesterday the TF ONE finally. Glad to say i'll never recover from it :]

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

Netflix today, for no apparent reason:

Those who remember season 8:

[myceliumsunshine]

i want a minecraft movie where you think its about beating the ender dragon to escape back to the real world, but suspicously, nothing is goinng wrong, and it seems to all be happening rather quickly. about half an hour into the movie, they beat the dragon and the portal in the center of the island opens up. and the one with a child, and a partner at home jumps through. and the one with a good group of friends junps through. and they all jump through except for the one with nothing to go back to. turns out, the movie is a slice of life/comedy where the backround character from the beginning of the movie, the one who really has had no motivation to get home, builds their life up from the ground up, like in regular minecraft. but, the thing is, it's on an already speedrunned world. so they have elytra, and access to the nether, but they don't have a house, or anything. slowly, the character spends years building a city, admittedly, an empty one, but the biggest city they've ever been in nonetheless. every block is gathered by hand. every block is placed by hand. and finally, they sit among their empty city, old and gray, a lifetime of solitude behind them, but a lifetime of peace. and they think of that portal. they wonder if they should have gone through it when they were young, when their friends did. so they visit the portal, as they have done through the movie, and they sit on the edge and contemplate joining their friends. and once more. they turn away. but they are old, and fragile, and clumsy. and they fall in. they hear two voices. they can't exactly make out the gender of the voices, but one sounds green, and the other sounds blue. and the main character listens as they talk about the main character's accomplishments. and then, they wake up. aeound them, their friends wake up. like no time has passed at all. and they realise that the voices were right. and the game was simply just a dream. and the title of the movie suddenly makes sense, just as the movie ends - minecraft:the longest dream

[hishighnesstheprincess]

Just saw some bitch on twitter say that movie Maria's death was sadder because "she had her whole life ahead of her without her illness" and I just gotta say please unfollow and/or block me and/or die if you think that way about disabled people or the chronically ill

[bi-dykes]

Putting the ‘bi’ in ‘Barbie’

[westwiiind]

dean deblois listen to me. listen to me dean deblois. we don’t want a live action. we want a new series that serves the same function as rtte except instead of taking place between the first and second movie, it takes place between the second and third. please dean deblois save us dean deblois

[cogentranting]

Swan Lake adaptation where Odette and her assorted other maidens are cursed same as always (swans during the day, human again between midnight and dawn) BUT there's also just some random wild swans caught up in the curse and they are their normal swan selves during the day and turn into humans at night, but still with swan brains.

So the plot is basically the same except that there's a couple of these humanized swans hanging around most of the time who A. see Odette and the maidens as part of their flock and are protective B. are swans and therefore crave violence at all times

[notaplaceofhonour]

i think it was a little early to remake HTTYD, especially if they’re just remaking the movies and not going for an entirely different take on the source material

[krytus]

changing from "ambrosius blows off ballister's arm accidentally on purpose because he wanted to win so bad" to "ambrosius panics and does as he was trained in a moment of utter betrayal and senseless violence" was. so. like changing it to a deliberate. overt. act. getting it out on the open. insane. the movie made choices and they were all sexy.

[cerealbishh]

If the time is right and the time is tonight

Go on and kiss the girl

[caterpillarinacave]

have I ever mentioned how much I love the costumes in NATM

[xinyuehui]

PHILIP NG as WONG GAU ┉ KING

Twilight of the Warriors: Walled In (2024)