#they are so. cringe fail.

[suffarustuffaru]

pride and wrath if otto are super interesting to me. most notably theyre like the versions of otto who do become debt slaves to russell fellow— and they seem to be almost exactly the same. theyre, you know, understandably dead inside from experiencing Horrors. main otto already came dangerously close to getting sold into slavery in the side story otto’s bittersweet peddling trading log—and its noted he would be in higher demand bc he has a divine protection, especially one that could benefit others if he uses it that way. we know next to nothing about pride and wrath if otto, but theyre the ones that actually Did end up with the fate of being a slave, and it warps their personality away from main otto. but at the same time—we know main otto can be ruthless when he wants to. pride and wrath otto have just completely embraced it both bc of the people theyre forced to work for and bc going out of his way to be kind would be a detriment to him in this situation—hes focused on his survival bc he either cant afford to go out and help others, and/or hes already given up. he sees that pride if subaru has felix at his beck and call. he watches julius die and cleans up julius’s body. in wrath if, otto takes some enjoyment out of being the distraction before reinhard bursts in to stop the purge king, and otto is the one that stabs subaru during the chaos. in pride if, ottos under both subaru and russell fellow’s thumb. in wrath if, otto helps take down pleiades and his dark feelings finally had an outlet through that, at least. i just think its interesting how much parallels ottos darker versions have with their respective subarus—theyre friendless, view others either as threats or tools, and are generally cold and cruel. it makes sense then, past the obvious main route ottosuba reference, that pride if subaru thinks that theyd make great friends. of course they would. because theyre both bitter as fuck and look at each other and think “oh hes just like me fr”. 😭😭😭 like listen to this shit:

theres several layers to this—theres the fact that both wrath and pride if ottos dialogue (and gluttony if otto by extension) with their subarus is like this bastardized version of their fond banter in the main route. and then theres also “isnt what we see here the result of calling such people friends?” directed at julius’s corpse and felix being terribly depressed about this. like STFU OTTO. 😭😭😭😭 ottosuba in the ifs are truly the most toxic derogatory couple fr.

[noperopesaredope]

I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

[mischieviem]

That natural soup show or whatever

[mipmoth]

It's only me and you in this cruel world walking radiator

[dominosecho]

they’re filler episodes TO YOU. to me they’re little windows through which i watch my favorite characters make the stupidest decisions imaginable

[clingyduoapologist]

Honestly bro we don’t talk about how Wilbur thought doomsday was his explosion enough… like bro came back like “damn I really did a number on this place huh 😎” and then no one corrected him because like what would you say in that situation? “Oh hey sorry bro no ur massively important suicide bombing that you’ve defined your entire sense of self around was like fixed on a week. That hole was some other bitches sorry” literally c!tubbo deserves an award for not pushing him into the hole

[bittersweetbeet]

I love how Green tends to be portrayed as a sly confident flirt towards Purple when in reality, he’s just;

[sirmanmister]

MacCready not beating the generational trauma allegations 😔😔😔

[sirellas]

That pilot's hailing us, JL.

STP 1x04

[monoxidecahedron]

phoenix is so funny conceptually as a character because hes so silly and goofy (especially in court) but then hes also the bitchiest little middle schooler you have ever seen like. im not even through the second game but

all this coming from the same guy who is Like This in courts of law:

[holyfacehead]

in this essay i will—

[b0bsy0urunc1e]

My babygirl uwu

[spicyvampire]

Having a GreatTyme at the cat plushies claw machines [2/2]

4MINUTES (2024) EP. 3

[bluehairperson]

I'm not immune to propaganda 😔

[an-adhd-infested-nerd]

We’ve (rightly) talked about how great Peri’s design is but we have not talked enough about Cosmo’s human design

Giving him a dad bod and a tourist fit? The Flipflops? The socks with sandals? The bowling shirt? The silly star sunglasses? The green and purple? Chefs kiss no notes

[das-a-kirby-blog]

turns them into marketable toys