#they are so in love it is killig me

[ibenology]

I’m never gonna get over Loki, the literal god of mischief, fixing his jacket and smoothing out his hair only to stumble over his words like an idiot when he needs to talk to a middle aged single dad who sells jet skis for a living

[kamil-a]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[spoopdeedoop]

IM SO SORRY I MISSED THESE. AAARRYRUFGDHFHHSBVHHSGBDV EXPLODES INTO A BILLION PIECES

stuff for @spoopdeedoop's starlight strings au that i didn't get around to posting on here

(context for the last one: discord server was discussing how funny it would be if all the doctors just spontaneously appeared in some way that referenced their regeneration story. so ten sleeps for 40 hours straight, they pull eleven out from the ground like a carrot, twelve crashes out of the closet ranting about dinosaurs, thirteen falls through the ceiling, etc)

[crazyintheeast]

Glinda: Oh Elphie....I love how noble you are but I really wish you had accepted the Wizard's offer. It would have made everything so much more simple

Elphaba: I couldn't be part of making animals suffer

Glinda:....I am sorry what are you talking about?

Elpahaba: Joining the Wizard and Madam Morrible would mean helping opress animals Glinda

Glinda: Oh my goodness is that you taught? No babe it would mean legitimizng you as the official Heir of the Wizard in front of all of Oz. Which would have been followed shortly by us killig the Wizard and blaming Madam Morrible for it. Then we sell the story that Wizard died as a martyr who tried to defend Animal rights and was brutally murdered by Madam Morrible and her wicked conspirators.

Then we use the Wizard forces and combine them with Fiyero's soldiers and launch a purge throughout all of Oz combined with a strong prapganda led me someone extremeley charismatic and unquestinably good who would serve as your right hand aka me. We kill all the leaders who opppose us, put their followers in re education camps and install animals in positions of power so that the system would be on their side

Elphaba:

Glinda: I thought it was so obvious that you didn' need me to explain.I mean it's basic politics but I guess I should have explained in more detail.

Elpahaba: You absolutely terrify me

Glinda: Because of how beautiful and nice I am?

Elphaba: ...sure let's go with that

[lazyollie]

\\My opinion about tfp ships\\

Tfp fandom is much bigger than tfa fandom. I can understand it, because It's old, bad animated and has boring story-line. I've already made 'My opinion about tfa ships' so I think It's time to make tfp version of this.

Before I would start let me make it clear. It's my opinion. If you think different, please don't attack me with hate comments. However, I think people who use tumblr are much calmer than most of the people on Tiktok but nevermind..

Optimus Prime x Megatron

Uhh ohh. This is the basic one, which almost everyone ships from the fandom. In my opinion, they could have been something like lovers to enemies.

[Headcanon]: Optimus might've been in love with Megatron when they were just Orion and Megatronus. But the power and fame parted them away and Megatronus started hating him for taking it from him. Maybe that's why Optimus was always compassionate with him because he was still in love with him. He tried to get Megatronus to became lovers/friends again. Until of course when Megatronus started to hurt his loved ones he stopped trying.

I mean I can belive that that's what happening behind the story line.

I absolutely adore them. I mean I can understand why people ship them. They have somekind of dinamic what I can't just ignore. There's something in the background we don't know about that's what I tell you guys.

Optimus Prime x Ratchet

Staying by Optimus there is another ship. The Optimus x Ratchet ship. Well, I'm not really keen on for this ship. I just can't see more into their friendship.

In my opinion, they are perfectly matching with each other's energy. They know each other for so long. Helping to the other is also a plus point.

People have every reason why this might be more than just a friendship. Maybe I just can't see through the show. Please let me know if there are facts I'm missing out. Nevermind. Next.

Arcee x Airachnid

Now to have some females in this blog let's write about this one. I'm really scared of this one.

Airachnid only shows interest for woman in this series (I think). The way she talks with Arcee and touches her few times is absolutely suspicious. She's the closest one to be lesbian.

On the other hand, Airachnid kidnapped her, tortured her, killed her closest friends and caused trauma in Arcee's life. When Airachnid appeared into the series Arcee had a hard time to fight her fears from her.

Arcee hates her with full of her heart, taking away her loved once. I don't think that Arcee after all would love Airachnid. She's confident and not forgiving.

Might Airachnid show love interest towards Arcee. In this situation is sick love or obsession. Also It's not hidden that Airachnid sadistic and only wants to get to her goals.

Totally not supported.

Wheeljack x Ratchet

Oh gosh. My favorite ones. I haven't seen as much ship content of them what I would expect about this ship.

Like the way that Wheeljack's flirty&playful behavier mets with Ratchet grumpy, serious attitude is killig. I mean you know about the grumpy x sunshine type of romantic books.

IT'S LITTERALY THIS.

It has to be a canon ship or else I will explode. I can't imagine Ratchet the old grumpy man with a WOMAN.

Okay, maybe I'm too dramatic but I love them so much. They should have had more screen time together, maybe another mission.

Let's go for the next.

Megatron x Starscream

What the fuck?! Absolutely not for me. Not under my watch. Nuh uh.

To get clear in this point. Megatron is toxic and abusive towards Starscream. Starscream is untrustable and backstabber towards Megatron.

I might miss something out about this. Maybe because language paralel I couldn't understand something. I need facts that would make this ship ship.

I'm more than glad if you would share me secret therories about all the ships or what do you think about some.

Soundwave x Shockwave

[Headcanon]: I think Soundwave is Aroace, Asexual or Aromantic. One of these. Definitely something what starts with an "A".

(It's alright if you think different about the topic.)

We haven't seen anything that would express his personality, interesests or plans. He's hiding his personality so we can't know about how he feels. He doesn't express them in any way. Yeah, we know he's smart and loyal, but what else?

They didn't have any bound during the show. Any action between them. It's like they are strangers or more like workmates for each other.

I don't think that anything is between them.

Knockout x Breakdown

In 2024 I can say this with confidence: they are a canon couple. There's nothing we have to talk about.

If you don't agree, then I can't help it🤷🏻‍♀️

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That's all for this post. Uhh, I don't really know what to say. There's still a lot of ships I haven't mentioned.

[backtothedisaster]

breaks down your door. Zer4k for the ship ask

they call me the guy who is so so so normal about fl4kzer0

when I started shipping it if I did: Ummm a few months ago i think. i saw a drawing or something and it completely changed my brain chemistry

my thoughts: listing them all here would take forever. their unconventional and offputting courtship rituals literally keep me up at night. I have so many fuckng art ideas for them my brain is exploding please help

What makes me happy about them: so much but mostly NONBINARY ROBOTS(?) IN T4T LOVE <3

What makes me sad about them: Gearbox is for real never going to give us an explanation to why they recognize eachother

things done in fanfic that annoys me/things I look for in fanfic: if im honest i dont care. there's so little content for fl4kzer0 out there im so starved i would eat dirt

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: i think for zer0 . lor probably. For fl4k though i have no idea

My happily ever after for them: something where zer0 quits his job at atlas and they become permanent hunting partners

who is the big spoon/little spoon: i dont think either of them have slept in half a century

what is their favorite non-sexual activity: ouggg. hunting together. most of their time is spent going out and killig things together i think. typical vault hunter activities

[oraclekleo]

Hi Kleo Darling!

It's me Elle, I'm still an INTP, big three is all fire.

Can I please participate in your new ask game?

Hello, Darling!

Thank you so much for joining this tiny tarot game! 💖

Let's do this!

Question: One thing you are encouraged to do and/or realise in order to attract your next lover to you!

Deck: Cozy Witch by Amanda Lovelace

Card: VI The Lovers

Lol... Girl! You are killig me with your cards. 😂

The choice is yours! Do you want to attract a lover to you now? If the answer is no, you won't meet them. If the answer is yes, your path is clear. You can put yourself out there and just reach out to them. Your life is in your own hands and that applies to your love life, too. You are in control now. You call the shots, you make decisions, you are in charge. If you want to attract a lover to yourself, you can do so in any way you decide to follow. The main thing is to become active. Sitting and waiting in shadows won't do the trick. You need to fill the air around you with sparkles and become open to the idea of a lover. Otherwise, you can just carry on with your life, peacefully and without disruptions. The choice is yours to make!

[kiss-my-freckle]

Why do you think Elena and Damon dressed up as Lady Anne and King Henry? Interesting that Caroline got those costumes. People use their costumes to insult Delena as King Henry killed Lady Anne. Also in 4x4 their Halloween costumes were Jack The Ripper and his victim.

I don't feel anything can be read into their costumes, and I don't consider them an insult.

I consider her falling in love with Damon a suicide in itself because I view Damon as the epitome of death. Their kiss in 3x19 is a suicide even though he's killig her. Never Let Me Go by Florence & The Machine is a soundtrack specific to a suicidal drowning. She surrenders to Damon just as Alaric surrenders to Stefan. Esther ends up with the stake because they're using it to kill Elena. That's why Stefan "almost" finishes Moby Dick. So even though Damon is kissing her and killing her at the same time, she's choosing it. Thier chosen soundtrack for the car ride home is specific to death. She speaks to dying in Damon's arms, which she did when she kissed him. Elena died before she died, but it was an emotional death. Stefan's girlfriend died in Denver. That's why Stefan doesn't wanna hear about Denver. His girlfriend is already gone and he wants to hold onto her.

[haru-chi]

Haha sorry, I ramble in the tags without me realizing sometimes 😅

It's because Riahe was about to really die that she was at her weakest point possible unlike what she normally is .. that all her fears and emotions went rampage ... her fear of dying, a kind of fear like a nightmare that alway haunt her was overwhelming her that moment and the way all her past lives overlap with her image of Arnold, the cruel Arnold she always knew from her past lives ... but then she shift unconsciously to the Arnold she actually know .. that she actually adore and kept on falling for him ...HER Arnold ... not only that ..

Rishe is strong and independent something she's proud of, she never seeked anyone, she never actually depend on anyone, she always felt she need to stay strong no matter what, never show any form of fear infront of anyone, she always tries to solve her problems alone .. she was trying to do that here at first ... but when she was actually that close to death ... the way she seeked Arnold and only him without her noticing that is what making this scene have such an impact on me .. the way the moment she saw him she felt safe and called him with tears in her eyes "my husband" ... is killig me .. which's also not the first time she unconsciously did that too ... like that time she knew everything is okay and allowed herself to fall asleep and rest FINALLY during the Theo incident becauae Arnold just came to their rescue .. or other scenes (vol 4 showing this aspect perfectly well but let's not go there or I'll cry)

I do love similar ships but Arnold × Rishe ... their relationship just felt the most natural where nothing felt too little or too much or even forced for the sake of it .. and the way you see it build up so naturally even without both party noticing it themselves yet (Rishe is about to while for Arnold I wish to know what's in that mind of his) I think that's the charm for me ..I don't know, their writing and this story is just hitting all my weak points in the most satisfying way that I want to know how did the author managed to do it !!!! They're just too special 🩵🦋🩷

The build-up to Rishe saying "My Husband/Danna-sama" a 2nd time is EVERYTHING

[namsjooning]

i need you mv

for reference the bts videos i have been here for, are butter and ptd (and the only other one i’ve seen is dynamite). So i’m going to need 2-3 business days to recover from the I need you MV. WHAT WAS THAT!!! Watched it through once and now i’ll rewatch and pause to write down my thoughts...

yoongi looking longingly and with heartbreak? to the other side of the bed? Who left my precious boy? id this going to be revealed later or i’m just being delulu?

okay i’d seen people saying ptd vcr namjoon was a nod to hyyh. i get it now, it’s the lollipop.

uhm.....JIMIN?!

that single teardrop on jin’s face? masterpiece

do not tell me hobi d*ies of od

i don’t remember how , but i know jin not wearing shoes is relevent somehow

whats the story with the flower?

loving tae’s outfit

i need the picture of them on the train in poster form

is 20785 relevant somehow? someone tell me!(jk no one will be reading this)

also one of them walking on the tracks

seokjin’s smile when his arm is around jimin and when he’s ordering food with jungkook will now live rent free in my head

ngl i snorted when namjoon started filling up the tank. what they trying to sell? i namjoon who drives? or passenger namjoon filling up the tank?

TAEJOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

someone stole namjoon’s car? or did the driver just left him there?

hello actor JK! that fight scene!!!

HOBI? wtf someone help him

now jimin?! this video might be extremely triggering for some people 

so jin’s going to save all of them?

getting beat up wasn’t enough, jungkook had to get in a car accident?!

the parallel of them having fun and laughing cutting to TAEHYUNG KILLIG A MAN?! cinematic masterpiece

i have yoonkook tunnel vision i know they have a sad ending

this was only the first video and yoongi, hobi are possibly dead? and tae will end up in jail? and jungkook was in a car accident? and let’s just not talk about how that jimin crying in the bathtub scene ripped my heart out. ngl namjoon’s storyline seems pretty tame in comparison.

okay that it. Wow this was amazing. i loved the vibe of the mv. i was watching mouth agape the whole time.

[freakoutgirl]

Sometimes i like Stan, but then I remember he’s a cheating asshole, so yknow

[breaniebree]

hi! if u ever answer this ask, then dear readers, SPOILER ALERT!! & long ask

i’m so glad that hinny are talking again even if it’s not yet on a romantic stage or of some sort. i’m glad that they’re moving forward even if it is slow. slow progress is still progress, right? better slow than nothing.

and oh boy oh boy oh boy! i feel bad and sorry for harry but i find it oddly entertaining whenever witches tries to hit him up and offer something…so scandalous.

anyway… and oh! the last part made me ‘kilig’. i wonder how long is theo going to be oblivious or clueless with kane’s flirty moves and/OR how long is kane going to deny his seemingly obvious attraction for a certain Lord Norfolk 😏 AND THE MAYO?! OH MY GOD THAT ONE DEFINITELY MADE ME KILIG

i’m starting uni tomorrow (monday) and i hope i can still read your writing and find comfort in it.

anyway.. GREAT CHAPTER!! can’t wait for the next one! candlelight dinner?! hmmm interesting!

ps: ‘kilig’ is a filipino word/slang that means that you feel butterflies in your stomach or romantic excitement.

Hi, Anon!

Thank you! They are talking again and things are looking up for them both. Harry is as Sam says "a little cabbage" who doesn't see himself as being this totally hot and fit guy so he's like why are these people hitting on me? Ugh it's my name again and he's embarrassed and assumes they are hitting on him for his celebrity like status.

What a lovely word -- killig -- thank you for telling me the meaning! Theo is a bit oblivious, but to be fair, Kane isn't exactly being obvious about it either.

I'm so glad you're enjoying it and I cannot wait to share the romantic candlelight dinner chapter!

[claudeisulgy]

Karma Repayed

"Diana" Claude exclaimed. He couldn't believe it. She was back from the dead

"Y-you came back for me" teases were running down his face

Diana gently took his head in her hands

"Oh claude" she whispered and snapped it. Claude fell on the floor paralyzed. His face full of betrayal

"Did you really think I came back for you"she smiled

"huh wha???" Cluade could barely get what was happening

"No I came back for my daughter. You know. The one you almost killed, then gave her hoeps of real love while later dashing those hopes and killing her again???" Her face was red

"But Diana I love you" claude wanted to move. But he couldnt. The neck snapping left him paralyzed

Diana smirked

"Hah love? No let's be real cluade you thought of me as a possession you could fuck. And me? Well I never loved you? Who would love a monster who kills as easily as they breathe, I played pretend just so wouldn't be the next person you put six feet under"

Claude lay on the floor. He couldn't speak

"Ahh dear are you done??"

Out of nowhere came that traitor penlope. The one who had betrayed him. But that was Impossible. Penelope had been dead for ages

She smirked

"Oh claude your probably wondering what happened? Well remember after Diana died? Remember when you killed those poor concubines, those servants? Remeber how they begged not to he killed for something they didnt do. Remeber how you didnt care while you cut them down? Well turns out the grudges of innocents are powerful. With there last breaths they unleashed a curse. Of revenge. Of justice. And using those curses a certain mage who was tired of a certain emperor making his loved ones life a hell used that grudge to resurrect us. Which brings us back to today"

Claude could hear screams.

Diana took Penelopes hands in hers

" Also turns out me and Penelope had much more in common then we thought. And well you know now it goes. We fell in love" they stood there

The screams seemed to be coming from the next room now

"Oh yes we should go get our kids" Penelope looked at Diana

"Oh indeed. I will still have to explain to Athy how her Father tragically died at the hands of an angry mob" she sighed looking down at him

"Those sreams you hear are of the people you've massacred. They want to meet you. And well we shouldn't keep them waiting"

Hand in hand Penlope and Diana walked out. Ignoring the scremas that were getting louder and the sounds of one pathetic mans begging-

Well guys I hope you liked my fic. I made it as close to as canon as I could. I do endorse the killig of abusive dads and running away with a cute girl and found family. All stuff in this fic reflect my morals. Like and suscribe

[harryfeatgaga]

paige i have a nail appt on monday and i’m getting my nails to match how harrys were while filming golden mv

now im thinking you see a press picture of harry and he just got his nails done so you text his nail artist for a picture and you take it to your nail salon back home and when harry comes home hes al i like your nails baby and you’re all i wanted to match 🥺🥺

so h could either have a soft reaction

or go feral and say he wants to see your pretty painted hands wrapped around his cock and he wants to see his dripping with you

UM LOVE THATTTTT AND OHHHFVBURJNFHJRNFHFJ BOTH ARE KILLIG ME THE FERAL ONE THO HELLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[poleeeng]

Hi babe! I follow you because I love looove hearing your voice!!! Whenever you send me clips of you singing, I just couldn't help not to get killig stg!!! You're so so strong, babe! A lot may misinterpret you for that, but they don't know how strong and loving you are. Please know that I will always gotchu! 😘 I love you, babe!!! Can't wait to see ya wt them tumblr babes! 💚

Baaabe!!! You’re the sweetest! I can’t express how thankful i am to have you as one of my closest friends. Sobrang mahal kitaaaa! And thank you for always supporting me lalo na sa pagkanta kanta ko. Naalala ko pa dito tayo unang nagkausap sa ganitong klase ng TA din hahahaha. I love you so much! 🖤

[ghostlybearmilkshake]

So I saw fantastic beast 2 today and I need to ramble about so spoilers under the cut

So first of all I came in there really worried but I had a really good time now in no particular order: 

I really like the abundance of spells in fantastic beasts, this oe included especially since in this one they gave the incatation for a lot of them whcih I really like

I also like the idea of maledicus which is very reminiscent of werewolf and gives a nice contrast to animagi

despite all the discource around nagini I actually like her. she had a few good lines, the best being "he knows where you came from not who you are" even though she lacks personnality due to her very short screen time. Also I don't mind her being asian: sure it doesn't solve HP's representation problems but it doesn't hurt either. now the question is: did we need an explenation for nagini's origin ? not really but hey she fits pretty well in the story for the little time she's shown (as little as credence actually)

Leta Lestrange love her ++ finally good slytherin rep

Queenie. I love her but also wtf. her switching size for the reason shown is interesting because it shows why grindelwalds caters to so many people he does not only catters only to pride fear and hatred but also to good emotions like love, loyalty, comraderie. but girl your relationship with jacob has major absolutely unrelated problem. a love charm ?!?! the only person we know who uses it successfullyin the saga is Voldemort's mother (what's-her-name who tried to use it on harry missed her target) and I got a feeling she's not gonna get confronted for that nor for her legelimancy which, yes, is to some extent spotaneous but also seems sometimes really intrusive in their relationship. it's a good thing it's not a trilogy because you're gonna need more than one movie to fix it

salamanders, v cute

"mr scamander you should take your shirt off" my gay ass: "YEAH YOU SHOULD" also I didn't know it but a guy riding a water dragon is actually really hot

I liked seeing nicholas flammel and the philosopher stone

seing Hogwarts with this music still gives me fucking chills

showing non maggie smith!mcgonagall only from the furthest away and as little as possible is not a bold choice but it's a smart one

Dumbledore's clean cut boring black suit really doesn't sit well with me. capes are an institution amongst british wizards and dumbledore's fashion sense is considered tacky even for wizards so I don't care if it's so make him seems sexier get this fucking CEO look off of him

the black cats with white eyes are just as ugly as I thouht they would but they appear in only one short scene so it's ok

I like the mentionned bound between Dumbledore and Grindelwald:: the Erised mirror scene where they entertwine fingers, the "we were closer than brothers" it's really nice it shows Dumbledore really cared for Grindelwald which is why

I don't like the blood pact. First it looks a little like an off brand Unbreakable Vow but most of all it's not necessary. Dumbledore didn't need a magical pact to prevent him from attackinbg Grindelwald his feelings towardsr him would have been enough and it would have gave great moments when Dumbledore has to muster the courage (griffindor) to face him and stop him despite their history. If anything the blood pact takes away some of these feeling's sincerity and strength

I really like Theseus and Newt's final hug it was very touching

so we go even deeper into "the ministry is just as bad as the dark mages" which I like

On that note they're really eager to use the killig curse wtf. this girl barely pull out her wand and his first reaction is Avada Kedavra ?!

also liked the anti-populist message nice contrast between voldemort's open call for violence and Grindelwald's manipulation of fear and of The Other

I really liked seing Paris magical world (allons enfants de la patriiiiie!) also "I can't tell if you are joking or if you're just being french"

johnny depp turned out to be pretty good as a grindelwald. could he have been another actor ? yes. do I like his design ? no. but still.

The final twist was SUCH BULLSHIT !!! HIM BEING A DUMBLEDORE MAKES NO GODDAMN SENSE! IT'S LIKE SHE CHOOSE THE WORST FAMILY POSSIBLE! WE HAVE A FUCKING GOOD TAB ON ALBUS' SIBLINGS ! HIM BEING A LESTRANGE WAS SO MUCH BETTER LETA AND CORVUS ARE ALREADY ESTABLISHED IN THE CANON ! THERE ARE A BUCH OF OTHER WELL KNOWN FAMILIE THE DESCENDANCE OF WHICH WE HAVE A MUCH SHIFTIER RECORD OF: LESTRANGE, BLACK, MALFOY, POTTER, PEVERELL, GAUNT AND! SO! ON! WHY A FRICKING DUMBLEDORE??? SO WE HAVE A FORCED FRATICIDE ?! COME ONE !!

it was nice to look at