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more like Lucas writing is so poor and they have such a lack of chemistry that this is the only thing that makes sense

imagine being padmé and your weird uncle/mentor of thirteen years who is quickly spiraling into a dictator turns your secret monk husband into his rabid killing lapdog who fetches you authocratic power like it's a bone. in the span of less then a week. and you're in your third trimester with twins.

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Angelina Jolie photographed by Firooz Zahedi, 2003

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Imagine getting choked by your husband while pregnant and suddenly the Force Compulsions lifts from your mind and you realised an incel who bragged about how much he loved fascism and right murdered a bunch of children in a massacre brainwashed you to love him and destroyed your entire life

imagine being padmé and your weird uncle/mentor of thirteen years who is quickly spiraling into a dictator turns your secret monk husband into his rabid killing lapdog who fetches you authocratic power like it's a bone. in the span of less then a week. and you're in your third trimester with twins.

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Then consider me your dark cloud. Always.

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Jim and El Hopper in the Stranger Things 5 Official Teaser

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do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

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Sueños de libertad | Ep. 354

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I think it's cool how you're her ride or die.

WEDNESDAY | 2.02: THE DEVIL YOU WOE

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I know some of you will love this

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Being a woman with really very visibly hairy legs is honestly funny as fuck if you go outside in shorts people on the street look at you like Rowley

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Feel free to talk with me about anything . I am here for you

Having a rough time, would really like someone to chat with. Preferably people in their twenties or thirties and especially those in the lgbtqia. Thank you

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copper my beloved

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Also dancing and jumping around wildly to your favourite songs for 15 minutes a day is also excersise and culminative effect would be very healthy both physically and mentally for you

a secret they dont tell you is that you dont need to have a set time and place for exercise. sure going to the gym is gonna give you a more dedicated workout but like if you're physically able to you can just jog on the spot while your food is cooking. brushing your teeth? do a couple of squats. sometimes i drop to the floor and plank until my arms hurt and then go on with my day. if you live a sedentary lifestyle its better than nothing.

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The legendary Cynthia Khan 🥰🔥👊

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Summing up Elementary

Sherlock Holmes: Jamie Moriarty. You are the one woman in the world who is my equal. You are the closest I have ever come to experiencing true love. And you are my worst enemy

Jamie Moriarty: Sherlock Holmes. You are the one man who can surprise me. You are……whoa wow. Is that Joan Watson? Hey Joan!  Looking good. Looking real goood. So I heard you have been having some problems with your love life. If there is anything I can do…..and I do mean anything

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It’s so funny how people forget what certain dog breeds were bred for. A dachshund named Valerie has been marooned on a remote part of Kangaroo Island since she ran away from a campsite in 2023 and everyone in the comments was like “that is the last dog breed I would expect to survive on its own for 500 days”. Hmm. I don’t know if it’s just me and I’ve met absolute freak dachshunds my entire life but they’re tenacious little motherfuckers with an incredible prey drive. I’m more worried about the critically endangered endemic Kangaroo Island dunnart population than I am Valerie. No large predators, several species of small mammal, temperatures consistently between 55° and 75°? She’s the queen of the island now. All small marsupials quake at the sound of her footsteps.