#they are not together yet

[plumbus-central]

tfw ur pregnant and trying to network and secure funding for the study and creation of a teleportation device ur building with ur childhood best friend in his garage and also its the 80s

[scovilletwothousand]

SCREAMING ABOUT A SCENE

FL needed to spend a certain amount of money to get a free bag, grabbed “chewing gum” from the counter to put it over the minimum, then she puts in the bag with other snacks

ML later finds it and opens it (with mouth, very important to know) to eat it and it’s not gum…it’s condoms, he’s startled, hides it in his bag

FL finds it later, then proceeds to have this convo:

FL (trying to tease him): actually, i want to ask. why did you keep it in your bag? you have plans tonight?

ML (god of rizz, apparently): you want to join?

[kendyroy]

they’re married with kids. it’s confirmed yall

[pokimoko]

Asexual bird? Please

How about two asexual birds?

[ruporas]

your love returns in tragedy (ID in alt)

[fraternum-momentum]

give me your complete and unwavering devotion.

[1001aus]

Phantom is a member of JLA when everyone finds out that the Bats have contingency plans against everyone else.

While everyone else is shouting about trust and betrayal, Danny can't help but be relieved. He's seen his bad future, after all. Dan is reformed now, but that doesn't retroactively save the timeline he wiped out.

Danny only has one issue with the contingencies for him: Batman mistakenly believes that his intangibility works the same as Martian density shifting.

It doesn't. In fact, they're very different powers. Intangibility is more of a phase shift where he turns his physical form into energy.

This means that none of the contingencies in his file will work because they don't accurately account for one of his basic powers.

(The shouting actually gets derailed for a bit when he brings it up. All the scientists are a bit horrified about the implied energy conversions happening whenever he uses this "basic" power. As a halfa with an actual physical form, Danny should be giving off enough energy to blow up the planet whenever he transforms.)

[cozylittleartblog]

what if there was a plague doctor that was so so so cute (and was also secretly a bird themself)

[pangur-and-grim]

she was looking at me peevishly bc I let the kitten out for too long

[dontmixpaintinyourcoffee]

I don't know how to explain how much these two mean to me. They are the non-biological-not-raised-together siblings of all time. They are so ride or die. One time a man threatened Riz and Fig got that guy to jump out a window. One time Fig pretended to be a doctor and Riz helped her successfully do magic surgery without ever coming out of hiding. They both decided together to never ever tell Gorgug that Fig did the sealing spell without ever saying a word to each other about it. Fig joins Riz and Sklonda on their murder investigation road trip. Riz ate dinner all the time with Fig and her elf dad. They comfortably hang out in hell with a sentient blood blob and a motorcycle that's secretly a dog. He's her legal counsel. She encourages him to hiss at people more. They trust each other with their lives. They are celestial and infernal, connected to the outer planes by their relationships to their fathers and then making that connection their own. Their parents are dating but honestly that's the least relevant detail in all of this. Do you see the vision

[geomimetry]

woe be upon ye

[emthimofnight]

Stellar's first word(s)!

(alternative title: Stellar betrays Shadow in HD)

[lotus-pear]

mourning black and the death of ideals

[mangoisms]

do you guys consider i’ll be the dangerous ledge a slow burn. just. curious. me personally i don’t. which is why that tag is not there. but i’ve had a few people say that and i’m not complaining i am just. curious. abt everyone else’s perspective

[artistmarchalius]

Give Floyd a service bat/emotional support bat!

[rika-mortis]

Headcanon: Deep down they both want to be their fairy godparent/godkid again after losing them, but don't believe they deserve each other and feel like they aren't worthy to be their companion anymore

They both need counseling and therapy as a whole package