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SCREAMING ABOUT A SCENE
FL needed to spend a certain amount of money to get a free bag, grabbed “chewing gum” from the counter to put it over the minimum, then she puts in the bag with other snacks
ML later finds it and opens it (with mouth, very important to know) to eat it and it’s not gum…it’s condoms, he’s startled, hides it in his bag
FL finds it later, then proceeds to have this convo:
FL (trying to tease him): actually, i want to ask. why did you keep it in your bag? you have plans tonight?
ML (god of rizz, apparently): you want to join?
#SCREECHING#HE IS SO DOWN BAD#THEY ARE NOT TOGETHER YET#put your head on my shoulder#situ mo#gu weiyi#cdrama#i love romance dramas lmfao
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ok hold on i am watching the beginning of me3 through mars etc without a romanced kaidan for the first time in my life and i'm losing it a little abt the dialogue being 95 percent the same 😭
#like HELLO??? sorry it's wild to me not in a bad way but like ppl don't even KNOW how hard this shit hits when you're exes lmfao#and the vibe is kinda wild when they aren't FGDHFGS. liara watching like 👁️👄👁️ hey guys what is going on here#idk i had a slight theory that the main reason ppl find kaidan 'boring' besides him being just like kinda nice and well adjusted is that#his character arc is so specifically tied to his relationship to shep. which for me is obviously a romance so it's a home run for drama#but if u do not give a shit abt this guy and the fact he may or may not have an unrequited love for u#u probably are gonna b like#hey literally who fucking asked you dude 👍and fair enough!#it speaks
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Moodboard for Amais Rena (he/they), lead singer of alt rock band Way Way Downers @infamous-if
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#catch them being like ‘what happened to the MUSIC???’ every time some reality tv show drama goes down lmfao#having them be a homewrecker by romancing mrs. valentine so we’ll see how that goes#but also after playing the demo i’ve fallen down the seven rabbit hole and i CANNOT get out omg#anyway personality facts ig:#they toe the line between confident and arrogant but ONLY when it comes the music#like he’d never call himself the best but they know that they’re a good singer and the band makes good music#so they don’t usually care to listen to criticisms that say otherwise#can be a little intense and takes things way too seriously somtimes#loves their bandmates to death so he was def put off a little by g in that one convo#is OBSESSED with doing the pop punk voice/accent much to the dismay of everyone around them. they think it’s the most hilarious thing ever#still feels really guilty abt what went down w seven so is just sorta… taking whatever they dish atp#okay at social interactions just veers more on the detatched polite side of things in interviews/w fans and other ppl they don’t know#which is veryy different from how they are on stage.#on stage they fully embody the music and let themselves do whatever feels right. no inhibitions. a complete release.#lover of tight pants and nice cuban heeled boots#is pretty responsible but has issues being told what to do prob stemming from the whole absent parent thing (srry orion)#can play piano but only the basics. only learned to help with the songwriting process.#if underground wastebasket has a million haters amais is one of them. if underground wastebasket has one hater they are that one.#if underground wastebasket has no haters that means amais is dead.#my mcs#if: infamous#mc: amais rena (infamous)#mb
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I’ve been on the Ezreal brainrot ever since I discovered Heartsteel. And my little brain has been scheming
How would a relationship with him work out if his partner is an idol too and they have to sneak out to have fun together??👀
(Btw, unrelated, but I love how you write, it’s super fun and easy to read)
Dirty Little Secret | (O1)
❥ prompt: Let's face it. You and Ezreal hardly have time for anything with your busy idol lives. Unfortunately, things get a bit messy after you first meet. Luckily, both of you share a secret hobby nobody knows about. And boy, does it come in handy. ❥ content/warnings: ecchi, drama bomb, forbidden romance ❥ characters/pairings: Heartsteel!ezreal x idol!f!reader , Heartsteel gang an: omggg tysvm anon! honestly, im so sorry but looks like your ask is getting a part two lmfao! guess i went overboard with my idea, and so, your actual req. will be fulfilled in the next part. i also blame all american rejects for my non-original title. thanks for understanding.
No one knew about Ezreal's secret hobby. When anyone asked where he was going with a black gym duffle bag, he gave everyone the same answer. "J-Just heading to the main studio to warm-up before you guys get there. Nothing else." Little did they know, that's not where he was going. Instead, he was heading to a photoshoot. A very specific kind: a cosplay photoshoot.
I mean, who wouldn't want to dress up as their favorite anime/manga character, superhero, or original fantasy creation? Even better, who wouldn't want to be photographed while doing it? Ezreal felt he could be anyone and anything. Adored with attention in more ways than one. Best part was, with so many cosplays to shift through, no one ever knew it was him. Except you did.
And that all happened because you went to that same photoshoot. It was a group event held in a public park, surrounded by retail shops. It was perfect for both slice of slice or nature-esque shots. It was by coincidence your character and Ezreal's character were canon together in the anime lore you were cosplaying. Which sparked you two being asked to pose romantically with one another, and pretend to be going in for a kiss.
You gave your consent and Ezreal tipped your chin up, his face mere inches away from yours. You squinted your eyes against his features and whispered. "You look kind of familiar." As if you had seen him walking around your workplace just the other day. Maybe somewhere else you frequented? You couldn't quite place a finger on it. Ezreal couldn't shake off the feeling either. He tilted your face another way for a different angle. He laughed nervously, whispering back. "That's funny. I'm pretty sure this is the first time we've met. Maybe we're at the same cosplay shoots a lot. And now we've just noticed each other."
You accepted the rational. Either way, you didn't want to press it, in case he flipped the coin around and started asking you personal questions. Cosplay and anonymity were one in the same for certain individuals—especially in your case.
After a couple more pictures, you parted ways. Ezreal felt his phone buzz. He checked his messages:
[Yone:] Where are you? You're late. I believe you said earlier you would be here before us to 'get in some extra practice'. [Yone:] Care to explain?
OH CRAP! Ezreal didn't realize how late the hour was. He'd been so distracted, he forgot to set his reminder. And now he was officially going to be late— or, well, late-er. Sweating bullets, Ezreal quickly let his fingers type:
[Ezreal:] i'm there! just in the bathroom. might be a while. lunch is kicking my butt. 😳🚽💩💩💩
[Yone:] Thank you for the TMI. Hurry up then.
Ezreal wiped at his brow. He was running on borrowed time. Yone was sure to find out if he wasn't back within the next fifteen minutes. Snatching his bag from the public lockers, he ran to the public restroom. To his utter surprise, there was a line for the men's restroom. Seriously!? That never happened. And it's not like he could waltz into the women's restroom (which, not surprisingly, also had a line). He went around, and found a private unisex bathroom.
VACANT
He flung himself inside, locked it, and striped away his cosplay. Something shifted in the corner of his eyes—it was you. And there you both were, standing in awkward positions down to your undergarments. You pointed at each other accusingly, and shouted at the same time; "I do know you!" You both recognized each other as idols; him being with Heartsteel, and you as a solo-artist. Even though brief, you two bumped into each other more than once at the company building.
"G-get out! I was here first." You blushed, taking your moon-wand and smacking him with it. "Ouch—it said vacant!" He cried out, trying to block your magical melee attacks. "It was your fault for not locking it. How was I supposed to know?"
"I really don't have time for this. Do whatever you want." You tossed your wand into your bag, fetching your skirt. You shot a narrowed look. "Just don't look over here, or else."
"Fine." Ezreal huffed, rubbing at his sore collar bone. "Don't look over here either."
With grumbles and protests, the two of you changed back to back. All the while, still bickering. He heard you struggling, turned over his shoulder, and found you trying to reach your back zipper. He sighed, helping you raise it to the back of your neck. You turned sharply. "I told you not to look but...thank you." You peeked down and noticed his pants weren't zipped up. You reached and returned the favor. He blushed, suddenly feeling self-conscious. He gulped. "Don't sweat it. Thanks for catching that for me."
A silent truce settled between the two of you as you finished dressing, and shared the mirror to freshen up. Ezreal realized you were also in a rush to get ot the studio as well. He called an Uber for the both of you. His phone buzzed and buzzed, blowing up with messages. He opened his group chat:
[Aphelios:] yone is pissed btw. rip ez. ☠️
[Kayn:] YEAAAA YONE'S GONNA GROUND YOU. 😈😈😈
[Sett:] Sorry, Ez. We tried to cover for ya'h. Hope you're alright. 😓
[K'Sante:] I'm sure he's fine. For now. Once Yone finds him, we may not see him again in one piece. hehe.
[Kayn:] HAHAHA HE'S SO SCREWED HAHAHAAAAA
[Sett:] Watch it, Kayn. Else im tellin' Yone you snuck out on the motorcycle last night.
[Apehlios:] i have footage from the house cam. 😏
[Kayn:] YOU GUYS BETTER NOT ISTFG 🤬🤬🤬
Ezreal sank down into the back seat. Kayn was right—he was so screwed. You watched his whirlwind of expressions from the side of your lashes. You couldn't help but feel bad for him. You were right on time for your schedule. And it was all too apparent he wasn't. You stared out the car window. It really was tough to balance certain things as an idol, and some were better at it than others.
When you both arrived at the Riot building, and walked passed the double swinging doors, there was definitely Hell to be paid. A bead of sweat ran Ezreal's temple. Finding Yone standing with his arms crossed, and looking down with a razor-sharp gaze.
"Is this why you were late?" Yone directed the comment towards you. Ezreal bit his bottom lip. Yone tapped his foot against the ground. "You have exactly five seconds, or I'm addressing your conduct with Alune. And if that happens, I promise, you won't like the result of our conversation."
He stumbled to get the proper words out. "No—I—it has nothing to do with her—I was just—"
"Ezreal did nothing wrong. I'm the one responsible for making him late." You stepped forward, garnering Yone's interrogative attention. "You see. I'm absolutely crazy in love with him." The whole lobby fell to dumbstruck silence. "I blackmailed him into going out with me today. I even went as far as to give him this hickey," you pulled down the top his shirt, revealing the bluish bruise against his clavicle from when you smacked him. "I took a picture of it. And told him if he didn't finish our date, I would tell all his precious fans he was taken. So...." you trailed off, unsure of what else to say. Ezreal's eyes were as wide as saucers from the blatant forgery of your lie.
Yone narrowed his gaze against you, as if trying to siphon the real truth. You only stared harder in return, solidifying your stance. Yone breathed out a tensive puff of air. "I'll be speaking to your manager then. Whoever it is, they'll be responsible for reprimanding you. In any case, don't you ever come near him again. Or else you won't have a career in this business—I'll make sure of that. Do you understand?" You paused, then gave a veiled smile. "Of course."
Before Ezreal could speak up again, Yone snapped a finger, pointing for Ezreal to head in the direction of the recording studio. He took a breath, as if wanting to say something—anything to you. But Yone spoke with a silent bite. "Don't make the rest of your team wait for you any longer." Ezreal nodded, bit the inside of his cheek, and walked away. About to turn into a hallway, he gave one last glance over his shoulder. Catching his stare, you placed a finger against your lips, before disappearing with Yone into an elevator.
And all Ezreal could think was: he really needed to see you again.
to be continued...
#heartsteel#heartsteel ezreal#heartsteel x reader#ezreal x reader#league of legends#reader insert#x reader#request#reqs open#heartsteel yone#Heartsteel gang#yone going full karen mode#part 2 coming soon
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Lighter and Princess
Speechless.
HE DIDN'T DO IT FOR YOU!!
Li Xun's and Zhu Yun's faces are priceless, though 😂😂
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LMAO, oh, to have her problems 😂😂
Girl, he is head over heels in love with you and for all his posturing, you are the one with all the power in this relationship!
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LMAO
Kill her with your scissors!!
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LMFAO, she put on the shit-ugly dress he got her to go confess to him before the other girl does 😂😂
Watch it all be Li Xun's scheme to make her jealous.
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And she got stuck in traffic, all with her new hairstyle and fancy dress 😂😂
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And she is now running to get there before the other girl 😂😂
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I somehow doubt that very much.
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OH THANK FUCKING GOD
IT TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!
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Also, such a nice place 🧡
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HE HAS ALREADY CHOSEN YOU!
NOW, LET'S GO TO THE PRESENT TIMELINE SO THAT YOU CAN SHOW HIM JUST HOW RIDE-OR-DIE YOU REALLY ARE FOR HIM!
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And, of course, we must take a selfie, to commemorate the romance.
She better post it on WeChat or wherever now, to mark her territory.
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This flashback is so ridiculous, it has its own flashbacks and flashforwards.
This is not a flashback, it is an entire season of a show.
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I love Shanghai 🖤
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MURDER!! FINALLY!!
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So much for the murder 😒😒
This drama remains a disappointment.
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Adorable when sleepy 🖤
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Good for you!
Fuck graduate school.
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Cute or not, if I were her, I would have dumped your ass long ago.
Three years later and you still expect people around you to read minds.
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You have got to love a supportive boyfriend 🖤
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I approve 👌
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LMAO, is it Li Xun's stupid buddy who got him expelled from high school??
I AM SO GLAD WE ARE GETTING MORE OF HIS GAY ASS!!
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HEY ELLIE!!!! i hope your doing well!!! okay so i just read the most recent ihm chapter (which is AMAZING by the way. my jaw was only the floor when gojo tried to kiss the reader) and i saw that u had choso x reader in the tags. is choso just gonna be like the annoying, jealous ex bf that won’t fuck off or is there gonna be more depth between the reader and him?!?! idk i might be looking into this too much but im just so curious!!!!! no pressure to share anything tho 😓 also i’m really curious about ihm gojo’s house. i imagine it being very contemporary with an open floor plan and neutral colors but would love to know your thoughts! i also imagined the town where ihm is set to be a midwest suburb right out side a major city but i know in a recent post you intended for it to be a small town in washington. ive literally never been outside the midwest and have no fucking clue what the west coast is even like 😭. if u have any pictures that u think give off ihm town vibes please share because my brain visuals are lacking LMFAO anyways sending lots of love your way and apologies for this yap sesh!!
hiii darling you are so cute n sweet omg <3
ohhh yes yes choso will definitely have lots of depth too! i think i may have mentioned this before, but i don’t really want there to be any comically “evil” characters in ihm. even the ones that seem most villainous, i will still attempt to put their thoughts n feelings into perspective somehow!
but as for choso n reader, yea i mean obviously what choso did to reader was atrocious, but i think there’s another side to it too, of which i’m sure my readers can kinda guess. a person doesnt just end a six year relationship n then hook up with someone the day after out of nowhere, that typically indicates that they had long since checked out of the relationship, and we’ll get choso’s perspective on that decision
i guess since ihm is a more “adult” romance, there will be lots of candid n mature conversations between the characters, but there will also be a lot of childish drama too BAHAHAH. idk that’s kind of how my adult life has been so far so that’s sort of what i’m trying to emulate! but i’m so glad you asked about that, bc yea i am super excited to bring more nuance to the more “antagonistic” characters in ihm! and also highlight the flaws of the protagonists as well :0
oh yes i totally think ihm gojo’s house is more modern, i think contemporary might be a lil too far, but it’s definitely fresh looking yet still cozy at the same time. also, i think mideastern washington kinda looks a bit like the midwest in some places hahaha, but yes i did try to kind of look at some houses that i think match the ihm town vibe!!
this is kind of a mix of what i picture for the neighborhood:
obviously since it’s washington state there will be gloomy days and lots of fall foliage
and then this is sort of what i picture for interior of gojo’s house:
very bright, sorta modern n newly renovated
this is what i picture for reader’s house:
little bit more dated, older, darker colors!!
and here’s some misc photos of the town:
hope this answers my dear :)
#this made me soooo nostalgic for washington state pls#imma sob#in holy matriphony#asks#in holy matriphony headcanons
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Show/Movies I would show the Helluva Boss characters
This is rlly random but this started with the thought of Blitz liking MLP and kinda spiraled from there.
Blitzø
MLP: I think this one is pretty self-explanatory. I think he would like the ponies and the whole friendship thing. Actuakky think he would bully a brony to get a figure of his favs (and tell them to shower). He would probs love Pinkie Pie. (this stemmed from This Day Aria playing lol)
Spirit: horse.
Loona
Teen Wolf: A show I know nothing about. Just would show it to her. This would probably get me killed.
Alpha and Omega: I wouldn't even get to 10 minutes in the movie. I am dead
Moxxie
Steven Universe (both the shows and movie): Purely because of the music. If anything, he would also enjoy the animation and he would LOVEE Pearl. He would create a teir list of all the songs and rate them.
Sooo many movies to show him, but I would show him, but I have to say Chicago. Once he learns the songs it's over for literally everyone.
Millie
Tbh not really a show, but any crime documentary or documentaries with the baby animals.
Selena (1997): I think Millie would LOVEE Selena, and I also want to instill the hatered ofYolanda into her. That woman could never have too many haters.
Stolas
Any historic romance drama (like Bridgerton): We already know he loves telenovelas, so I also think that he would love the messiness of the relationships. You know how in every season, the main couple would have an arguement and not talk for a while? He is sobbing like a baby LMFAO- Also would show him any romance K-drama, esp the BL ones.
Moulin Rouge: Kinda historic, but mainly bc it has main character death lol he would also enjoy the music.
Striker
Moonshiners: I have no idea what this show is about, probably about people making moonshine. Never really watched it,but I have seen glimpses of it when my grandpa would watch it. Think because of it, he would probs try to make his own moonshine.
The Godfather: He would probs like all the violence lol. it just fits him idk kekw
Asmodeus
Grey's Anatomy: Not because it's a doctor show, but because it's SOOO MESSY LMFAOO- Have y'all seen that one tik tok of the person with the chart of who slept with who? That would be Ozzie. Also think he would love the drama.
(This is for both him and Fizz) Who Framed Roger Rabbit: Do I need to explain??
Alt: Burlesque: rlly don't know how to explain this one
Fizzarollie
Any old cartoon: I think he would like the loonyness of the charaters and would probs would us some of the gags.
Refer back to Asmodeus
Alt: Adam Sandler movies: i just find them funny, plus some of his romance movies are cute
#helluva boss x reader#this is just really dumb#helluva blitzo#helluva loona#helluva moxxie#helluva millie#helluva stolas#helluva striker#helluva asmodeus#helluva fizzarolli#☾adoniswrites
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Stardew Valley Bachelors watching a movie/show with you
Sam:
-Is very excited
-will talk through the entire thing …
-…unless he falls asleep before you can finish it
-prefers action movies or animation , if you are watching that, then he’s all eyes and ears
-thinks movies with complex social commentary and little action are boring
-“I don’t get it, it’s 2 hours of them just talking ?! How is that enjoyable?”
-won’t complain if he can cuddle up to you and play with your hair though
Sebastian:
-likes Sci-Fi movies, but isn’t too into watching movies in general
-won’t be too thrilled to watch a movie as he’d rather play video games than sit there and do nothing for 90 minutes
-will probably scroll on his phone and occasionally comment on something happening
-will end up very invested in the movie regardless, but don’t you think he’ll admit it
-hogs all the snacks, you’re not getting one of those salted pretzels
Elliott:
-LOVES romance movies
-especially historical ones like Jane Austen stories (he loves pride & prejudice)
-but watches almost anything with you
-If you’re watching a movie with bad writing in it, he will complain about it
- will SOB through every heartfelt moment
-will react a bit too intense when the scene gets heated
-yes, he will point out anything he sees as symbolism for something else, no, he doesn’t care that it’s annoying
Harvey:
- someone call a doctor, because he’s in love…with cinema that is
-he doesn’t have a preferred genre, he likes the classics and that can range from 1950s old Hollywood to “newer” adaptations of novels and dramas
-though he has a soft spot for romances , so he will become all mushy and fluttery when you watch one of those 2000s rom coms together
-will definitely sob when the couple has their happy ending, wishing it was him (forgetting you’re married lmfao)
-if you’re watching a movie he already knows, he will info dump on you the entire time
-“did you know that in order for them to film that scene, they had to…”
-if you want to see him scoff all over the place, watch a medical movie/to show with him. He won’t shut up about how bad it is
Shane:
-by himself, he watches gridball on TV
-with others, he likes comedy movies and TV shows, even if they are very trashy…(especially if they are very trashy)
-if you watch some TV show like Love Island, he is all on board running his mouth at the stupidity of the contestants
-buuuut, no matter how much he likes what you’re watching…
-he’s a dad without having kids of his own, ok
-Shane will “rest his eyes” and is gone, take it or leave it
- will probably end up leaning against your shoulder, snoring (…is he…drooling ?!)
-mumbles some funny stuff in his sleep which makes you forget the movie/ show for a minute
Alex:
-like Shane, he loves sports and comedy movies, but also action movies and baking shows
-he watches The Great British Bake-Off with Evelyn, don’t you ever tell that to anyone else
-when you watch a movie or show together, he will cuddle up against you and try his best to stay focused on the TV and not you
-you probably end up doing some Netflix and Chill as this man is extremely horny for you and will make sure it’s reciprocated by rubbing your thigh and kissing you all over
-if you don’t want to, it’s fine, but it will be hard to resist
-if you make it through the entire thing, he will probably have fallen asleep in the middle 🤷🏼♀️ he doesn’t strike me as the kind of person to ever finish a movie
#stardew valley#sdv#sdv bachelors#sdv shane#sdv Alex#sdv Harvey#sebastian sdv#sdv sebastian#sdv Sam#sdv elliott#stardew valley headcanons#sdv headcanons
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You mentioned in the tags of a recent post what you’d change about Funny Story to make it a different book. Would you mind elaborating on what you meant by that? I’m curious!
hey anon, thank you for being a massive enabler bc this has in fact been my special topic for the last 48hrs.
I want to state off the bat that I still gave this book 4.75 stars. I really, really enjoyed it. That being said, I'd literally rewrite the entire thing to get it to 5.
Answer under the cut to avoid spoilers! (also shout out to @eldritchcow bc these ideas are not formed alone but through a series of ranting voice notes lmfao)
The premise of Funny Story is that two exes move in with each other after their partners run away together - the main character, Daphne, has her wedding cancelled as a result, and Miles, the love interest, also gets a pretty crap deal bc his girlfriend literally breaks up with him via A NOTE ON THE KITCHEN COUNTERTOP, before running off on holiday with another man (after they hook up AT HIS BACHELOR PARTY. DAPHNE AND MILES DESERVED TO DO VIOLENCE). Miles and Daphne move in together, a series of circumstances means that Daphne tells her ex they are now dating, and that Miles will be her plus to the NEW WEDDING that they have been INVITED TO.
Personally, I think this - two exes move in, fake date, develop feelings - is such a juicy set up for a novel, that it could carry the whole plot. But at about the halfway mark, a bunch of other stuff - family drama, friendship drama - is bought in for the third act conflict. The exes and all their drama fades to the background, and its no longer about this Very Juicy Set Up, which I think is a shame. I think that the premise could've carried the entire plot and that there was no need to bring in additional conflict... except that Emily Henry is known for adding conflicts outside of romance to her novels (creating well-rounded, 'feminist' characters - I'm not being mean, that is just the perception of it and what she is known for) and that this is thus more brand appropriate. By the same logic, it is 'less feminist' of me to argue that the book should've been more about the romance.
But it should've been more about the romance.
If I rewrote/re-edited this book, I would do the following.
Make Daphne and Miles be messier people. These two characters behave like FUCKING SAINTS, while their exes are awfully and affably evil. I've had multiple friends say that Daphne should've hit Peter (her ex) with a car. I don't necessarily think that would've been the way, but I think she should've made much more spiteful decisions. I think Henry is very concerned in stressing that these are Two Very Goody and Utterly Blameless main characters, but I think they should've gotten a little spite as a treat, actually.
And the spite they should've gotten as a treat is - fucking each other.
As is the way with romance books, there are certain 'acceptable thresholds' for smut/romance scenes. So I get it, I really do. But Daphne and Miles only bang once it's a healthy decision... and I'll be honest, it would've been sexier if they had had sex in an unhealthy place. (for the people who've read the book: kiss at the drunk night out with Gil, sex at the truck or before the truck, then Sex With Real Feelings at the point where they actually have sex)
If they had had sex out of spite/petty revenge first, then the entire plot of the book could've been around 'catching feelings' and this would still have been a totally valid character arc. I would've liked to have seen more questionable decisions that are still somewhat about the exes - more of the 'are we doing this for them or for ourselves?' conflict which is microdosed at the midway point - and then feelings developing, and then making the 'no I actually really like you so we can't do this for the wrong reasons anymore' be the final sex scene before the third act conflict
Two things would be vastly improved by this change: 1. a weird scene where Miles sees Daphne in her former wedding dress, and they really should've fucked? but they don't? because that would be the tiniest bit weird??? (like, slightly weird and messy, in such the smallest way, but I think it was sanitised down for that reason) 2. the fact that their exes break up and call-off their wedding off screen. Have them break up at the rehearsal dinner that Miles/Daphne are attending, actually. Then you have your third act conflict.
The third act conflict of Funny Story is insane, convoluted, and unrelated to the story, IMO. Is it still well written? YES. Emily Henry, you will always be famous. But my favourite parts of it were 1. both Miles and Daphne get caught in their exes' orbit as they break up, and this causes them both to doubt their relationship (shout out to Miles having such low self esteem that he automatically thinks they're back together, I understand you king) 2. Daphne fucks up a promise she made to a friend (but bc she's not allowed to be a bad person - see the first point - it's for totally understandable reasons), leading her to wonder if she's just become part of another couple, where she's swapped one man and his house for another man, and his house. I personally think that these VERY MINOR FOOTNOTES in what is ACTUALLY the third act conflict... are a third act conflict in and of themselves. And... if we go back to what I said about Emily Henry being known for Feminism™, the second part of that is a totally valid trope/feminist critique to dig into in depth that would, if given time to breathe, be 'on brand'.
In this book, Miles drives 2hrs to try and get Daphne's shitty dad to come back to her. Where is this energy, for Peter? I think, Miles should've punched Peter, as a treat. And Petra should've had more scenes, so that she actually had a personality beyond 'being hot'.
I think we should've had a messy wedding scene. Daphne and Miles are each others plus ones, but they never get to attend bc the wedding is called off. But that wedding?!!! or that rehearsal dinner?!!! IS THAT NOT THE STUFF THAT THIRD AT CONFLICTS DREAM OF???
TLDR - I think Funny Story should've had more sex, and been more about the romance premise and the kind of fucked up, messy choices and weird feelings that premise engendered. I think the third act should've been connected to pre-existing conflicts, instead of creating new ones. I think Miles and Daphne could've had a little revenge, as a treat. They should've allowed to be sexy and weird about it.
#asks#anons#funny story#and again! I gave this book 4.75 stars!! a very well written book but the more distance i get from it the more i'm confused by the editing.#also let emily henry write more sex!! i know she's good at yearning but do you know what's she's also good at!! writing sex!!!#booklr#book review#(I guess????)
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Bridgerton Season 3 Episode 1 Initial Reactions
I didn't get to post these reactions so I'm posting them late as I needed time to edit all my 3am typos (cry) from Thursday.
Bless Francesca for being the funniest lowkey Bridgerton with that piano playing scene.
I swear I paused the Colin glow up reveal scene to analyze everyone's reaction. My top choices are Anthony and Kate and Bennedict.
ABC reunion + Gregory being adorable. I love when they show the sibling interactions.
Backs up, did I just see ASL from a debutant! That is so cool!
Queen Charlotte is having none of these people lmfao
Not Eloise getting dragged by Colin by her fashion choices (peak brother-sister vibes)
Stop- Francesca: “y'all are chaotic yappers the lord cannot present me a harder challenge”
Featherington's! I almost forgot both of Pen's sisters were married here! I keep remembering the book (romancing Mr. Bridgerton) and that the show has arranged things differently.
Prudence's man (I cannot/ do not remember his name) is giving such strong Kenergy.
Would it be the Featherington household without financial drama?
Eloise - Pen meet up, omg the heart break in their eyes!!
Cressida, when I get you!! It has been 0.5 seconds since this girl got to this garden party and she's already bullying Pen. Girl breathe.
Cressida-Eloise is intriguing as a dynamic I’m afraid. Also, Pen’s sad little face (cry)
I'm a bit confused with Francesca's interest in the marriage mart right now as she seems to prefer being around small groups of people and does not have much interest in being around guys. It feels as if this is a chore she must fulfil.
Kate -Violet solidarity is so cute to see after the angst of last season
Lady Danbury in the white ensemble with the top hat is looking magnificent I want her to poke someone with her cane!!
I'm liking the make up on Kate much more this season??? She seems a lot more glowy and rosy, maybe it's the lighting or something but her make up looks different.
I'm so sorry but Colin getting all this attention after having a literal hot girl summer is vv funny. Like he's in his early 20s lmao, but he is not giving confidence he is giving slightly awkward line reading with no chemistry. In the books him being more rakish was believable because it was set 10 years later.
Colin meeting and talking to Pen, side eye my boy. I'm loving the costuming choices to visibly show they are both uncomfortable/ do not fit their clothes well and it’s so starkly done. Poor Pen in this yellow dress makes her look a lot more juvenile (which isn't bad but it is unflattering). And Colin with what I am assuming are Anthony hand me downs since that jacket looks frumpy. The parallels!
Omg "Go home and get to work" Mrs.Featherington is so unserious
One sentence horror story "I take comfort in knowing you will always be there to take care of me". Get out miss Penelope runnn
Colin had one slutty slutty summer and the fact they keep trying to frame it as mostly intellectual is sending me.
Eloise reading Jane Austen! Is this character development?
Every scene so far where Pen and Eloise see each other gives the vibe of two exes meeting after the most devastating break up, I appreciate this framing so much because losing your childhood girl best friend is one of the most painful types of breakups.
ABC hang out?? Bennedict responsibility arc?
"She is colder now I am afraid" is a wild way to say someone is dead.
NEWTON!! BABY!! KANTHONY! IN! BED! BEING ROMANTIC!!
Damn! We're getting steamy af scenes already in the first episode! Anthony needing to go down on his wife to start off the day is certainly something I can get behind.
OOh this outfit reveal! Yessssss bb Pen eat them up! Penelope having a *debut* moment.
Aww the Featherinton spouses are sweet.
I see you Colin with that side eye
Omg Penelope being a bombshell and being socially awkward is so cute. You’ll figure it out soon bb don’t give up, they’re just jelous!
Ooh these girls are not liking Eloise they're sus
I'm a little uninterested in the queen charlotte diamond drama atm
Francesca: Live Laugh Love the piano forte
These guys are being so rude to Fran like let the poor girl speak! You’re traumatizing her.
Kanthony dancing and Kate's dress to reference the Bridgerton blue?? Oh the costume department has served.
Aww walflower solidarity with Francesca and Penelope. They're both the more reserved of their family, it's sweet moment between the two and the encouragement!
I know we won't love lord Debling but he's looking so sweetly at Pen and being so welcoming compared to everyone else.
CRESSIDA they can never make me like you, you little brat.
Yes, Pen eat him up give it to him tell him!!! "You miss me but you would never court me". GET HIS ASSS!!
I fear our girl will be writing some scathing lady Whistledown.
This man threatening the Featheringtons is a gremlin, and I am getting bad vibes.
This conversation about the pitting of women against each other is valid social commentary but I cannot focus on it as it appears Cressida has murdered a flock of flamingoes to make her outfit.
Self-awareness, Cressida, does not free you from your crimes!
Kanthony is serving this episode. I appreciate this blissfully married life on them! Also Kate’s outfits are so intricate and beautiful. She has come so far.
Francesca so far feels like an external character, and it was similar in the novels until we got to her book. I really hope we get more context for her outlook soon.
Colin, what are YOU doing here. The way that Luke N is serving this season, whew. I really can buy his clueless innocence at his friendship with Pen, but finally the plot is plotting!
I'm very confused by this Baron Kent plot line and its introduction in the first episode.
OOH the drama for Colin's Whistledown dress down.
She really said he ain't shit, it's a facade, a ruse, he's a sad little attention whore
Colin: FUCK lady whistle down all my homies hate lady whistle down.
I'll keep it short. It was simply exhilarating. I love being back it's like slipping into a comfy worn hoodie. It's good to be back!
#bridgerton spoilers#spoilers#bridgerton s3#bridgerton season three#bridgerton 3x01#reaction#discussion#nicola coughlan#kanthony#polin#polin bridgerton#bridgerton#luke newton#lady whistledown#im just happy to be here y'all#francesca bridgerton
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Okay so my 2 cents in the whole shipping debacle within the Aphverse is that… I genuinely like nearly every ship. I ALWAYS HAVE!!!!!!!
I am a very easy person to entertain, I always have been, so when watching MCD growing up YES I loved Garmau so much but I also fangirled like crazy when we got Laurmau moments. And at the same time I LOVED Garrance!! I loved and STILL love almost every ship, canon or not. I lost my MARBLES when Aarmau became hinted at in MCD and MYS then became canon (and while I do definitely see and understand the problematic aspects, and am equally as upset that they ruined other characters so Aaron looked better, I STILL LOVED SEEING SOME ROMANCE ACTION IN THE MOMENT!! Tbh it was just nice that Aph OFFICIALLY HAD A PERSON YK??? Cuz girl I was tired of the pining and false hope LMFAO)
and it was even with non Aphmau centric ships like Zana and stuff. Like I wanted Zanvis and Dana (is that the Dante x Nana ship name??) at first but when I got Zana I was like OKAY THIS HITS!!!!!
AND DAARON?;’dbfj DAARON DOES ANYONE REMEMBER DAARON!?!
I’m gonna be totally transparent and say I saw the appeal and shipped and liked the drama of Einmau UNTIL!!!!!!!! THEY REVEALED THEM TO BE SIBLINGS AND THEN I WAS LIKE 😟😨‼️ and literally wanted to tear my hair out oh my god I was so disgusted with myself 😭😭
But yes (ALMOST) any and all ships are fun to me bc I’m just a little baby who wants pixels to smash their blocky faces together idgaf who it is just give me romance give me drama give me food for my brain worms
#plz tell me I’m not the only one in this blasted fandom that feels the same way#I just love content#idc who or what it is I just want juicy goods and story#it doesn’t even have to make sense I just WANT IT#no one twist my words or I’ll twist ur ears off shut up#aphblr#aphmau#text post
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hiii, do u have any drama recs for smth like tteom in the sluttiness scale😭😭😭ty
ACTUALLLYY let me add to my question 😔😭 like amth with crazy yummy tension between the leads like tteom
hahahaha hello! i think i can maybe rec you some stuff with similar flavor -- i actually didnt find tteotm to be that slutty so much as extremely sexually repressed and willing to commit crimes about it lmfao
the story of kunning palace's male lead has "worked up and gonna make it everyone's problem" UST with the FL. bonus in that FL is bai lu here too! note though that it's less romance focused than tteotm
love and redemption has a "worked up and gonna aesthetically suffer for it" ust with the FL
love between fairy and devil has some obvious parallels. lol i've described tteotm to be the angrier cousin of this drama and i think that fits
love is sweet has the same leads and there's a weird amount of parallel scenes between the two dramas??? works as a fluffier modern reincarnation au of tteotm. i did drop this one because the side couple + workplace plots were so boring to me, but worth giving it an ep or two to see if you're feeling it
a familiar stranger is crack crack CRACK but it's so fun
also not the same energy, but i am going to recommend a journey to love as well because there's some excellent chemistry between the leads in that one
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thinking about what i want to do with the Choice at the end of the game
On one hand i DO kind of want to choose davrin to die. i love him but so far his romance is so lighthearted i kind of need to experience an emotional beat or i'll die. when he was first introduced i was hoping for a warden 4 warden final sacrifice drama and this is as close as i'm going to get. also harding makes me feel less than nothing so having her die would feel like a waste.
on the other hand i don't trust the writing to make it compelling at all and think the choice just doesn't make sense in the context of davrin's whole character arc. why go through all that just to have him fail and die anyways. i know it's ambiguous and maybe he'll come back in the next game but lmfao
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Tsering question:
If you show romantic interest, kiss him, but then romance someone els while still being interested in him as well, will there be a bit of angst like in Superstition with Rahim/Chris and Zillah? Because that was soooo delicious 🤤 specially how Zillah would always provoke Rahim and Chris 🙌
I'm glad you asked lmfao. There is a love triangle with Zihr and Tsering. And it's actually a triangle I'm excited about.
I love triangles when done right and I attempted in Superstition but it kinda just went bleh. Like it's there but it didn't turn out the way I wanted. Like the angst and drama isn't where I wanted it to be. I plan to reconcile that here lmfao.
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I LOVE THE ALIEN BIRD YURI YIPIEEEE !! THEY ARE THE CUTEST THINGGG !!!!!!! 💙💜
Harry's first real love interest being an AVIAN is the absolute amazing, silliest thing EVER. The running joke, during the entirety of the show, of Harry being attracted to Avians actually being made into a relevant plotline is the most resident alien thing I could even think of bro. So rewarding for the viewer how they followed through with it instead of it just being a bunch of throw away lines !! It just speaks to how amazing the writing in this show is. It never stops surprising me, I love a story where every little detail is relevant and connected. (And I love surprises) IT'S SO GOOD. !!!
And they have the best, funniest chemistry dude. During their weird makeout scene I had to remember that these are actually actors doing this in front of a camera because it just felt so believable and real lmfaooo. 😭🙏 These actors are so amazing. I'm so impressed with everyone's performance in this show, it all feels so realistic; despite all the crazy alien shit constantly going on. (Especially with D'Arcys portrayal, she's actually my favorite character lmfao. Sorry Harry love youuu.)
I am soooo so glad they didn't do the "guy character is obviously attracted to woman female woman character but makes it really weird and it's uncomfortable and the "comedy" is how uncomfortable the woman is and how pushy the guy is." ...Trope. I was so worried about it when Heather was first introduced bc it's such an easy grasp at comedy that SOOO many shows are guilty of. It felt like a huge weight was lifted off my shoulders when it was the exact opposite !!!. Making it a mutual crush had me literally kicking and giggling and jumping for joy, it's so cute and silly. The divergence of expectations just gerrr I eat it the fuck up every time. More cute and silly weird aliens in love please.
Ik people are put off by the instant puppy love but believe me. Instant puppy love is some real powerful shit y'all. I have felt that FIRST HAND !!! Plus I'm just a sucker for corny, cheesy romance in general. Whaaat I won't lie...I looooove bitches being cringe together, it's the most freeing thing in the world. And for me, the absolute strongest element of resident alien is how the character's relationships are written. I know some crazy shit is going to go down. But I am genuinely rooting for these two !! 😁 I love how Harry doesn't have to hide or change any part of himself for her. For the first time since he's been on Earth, he's been able to be totally 100% honest with someone. He can't even do that with Asta! I think their relationship makes so much sense. Especially with Harry's longing to find another alien to relate to. (And him actually getting that !!! Ahhh !!!! I love him being happy. He was so cute this whole episode.)
They don't have to be endgame or anything, I just hope it resolves in a way that makes sense. Even if it's not exactly what I would've wanted. I just wanna see more of these two crazy freaky lovebirds (btw.... lovebirds....kind of a cute ship name huh guys...I'm just brainstorming here...lol.) gerr I am SO excited to see all the drama next episode I can barely wait I'm going to shit my pants.
#LALAAA IM SO HAPPY#so. cute.#just two freaky bitches freaking it up 🤩🙏#I want harry to be so happy waaughh 🥲#resident alien#resident alien spoilers#harry vanderspeigle#I just love these two beautiful women...💋💜💙💜💙💜💙💜💙💜lesbains#lovebirds💙💜
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Hotarubi's favourite TV show genres! // part 7
Fandom : Tokyo Debunker
House: Hotarubi
Warning : SFW // family friendly, wholesome?
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Subaru Kagami - I don't know much about him but from research, I would say [Fashion shows]! He would love to see designer's choice of style and perhaps argue with judgers' opinions on some!
Haku Kusanagi - [Medieval Fantasy] ?? He's one of those characters you know well but also somehow not? Lmfao. Anyways, I still think he would love something that's a bit chaotic, softcore even? Lol. He would 100% invite MC to watch it with him </3.
Zenji Kotodama - [Japanese/Korean/Chinese Drama]! He loves any romance subgenre, but he really loves to watch asian based drama, due to its uniqueness! </3
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