#they are not to be trusted

[betweenblackberrybranches]

First meetings part 1

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Turns out if you want to inherit the money of your grand uncle (the great wizard) they also make you go through all his stuff...

Looks like Y/N found someone interesting between all those personal belongings though so its all worth it

In other news Sun wakes up and immidiatly falls in love

[aaandbackstabbed]

Beakley: since I’m going to be gone for a while I’ve left a complimentary bowl of advise

Beakley taking a slip from the bowl: for example “boys stop doing that” generally applies to everything

[egginfroggin]

Two Diamond Clan Wardens in the Icelands, what will they do.

(Pester their Pearl neighbor, probably).

Gaeric insists that Emmet is a terrible influence on Sabi.

He isn't exactly wrong, but a lot of the gremlininess of Sabi is really just Sabi's natural state of being.

Emmet is just an enabler.

[aimlesspoet]

a bottom-tier autistic experience is being told throughout your entire childhood that you are just an overthinker when it comes to social situations and later finding out that your friends did, in fact, hate being around you and tried to communicate that through weird little hints

[fattributes]

Genuinely, I don’t know how else to get the word out, but I feel like if your home-cooked dinners don’t taste right, you're missing either paprika, sugar, butter, or chicken bouillon.

[starridge]

puppet hour was brutal

[blurds]

This blog has been telling you not to trust pelicans for over a decade and this is why

[sabertoothwalrus]

girldad mode activate

[chilpilled]

his smile and optimism…….gone………

[dovesick]

endless night

[captainofthetidesbreath]

is that piece of media actually bad, or is it just not following the blueprint you projected onto it? is that work actually not good, or are you just demanding something from it that is absolutely antithetical to its themes, genre, tone, and narrative goal? is that story actually poorly written, or do you just dislike that it is not the specific things you wanted from it that it never set out to be, never was, and never is going to become? is it actually bad, or is it actually well-executed and you just dislike the story it chose to be because it isn't catering to your specific desires and expectations?

[altades]

betrayal

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

Me being happy that one of the firefighters on the firefighter show is finally canonically Bi despite never watching a single episode:

[yesokayiknow]

[krash-8]

"what have you been doing on your phone for the past two fucking hours" hitting people leave me alone