#they are not to be trusted

[betweenblackberrybranches]

First meetings part 1

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Turns out if you want to inherit the money of your grand uncle (the great wizard) they also make you go through all his stuff...

Looks like Y/N found someone interesting between all those personal belongings though so its all worth it

In other news Sun wakes up and immidiatly falls in love

[aaandbackstabbed]

Beakley: since I’m going to be gone for a while I’ve left a complimentary bowl of advise

Beakley taking a slip from the bowl: for example “boys stop doing that” generally applies to everything

[egginfroggin]

Two Diamond Clan Wardens in the Icelands, what will they do.

(Pester their Pearl neighbor, probably).

Gaeric insists that Emmet is a terrible influence on Sabi.

He isn't exactly wrong, but a lot of the gremlininess of Sabi is really just Sabi's natural state of being.

Emmet is just an enabler.

[fedorah-the-explorah]

"oh wow i thought this fandom was dead" you ignorant slut no fandom is ever truly dead. there will always always always be at least three mentally unwell freaks on the internet irrelevant-posting about their little blorbo(s) who have not been relevant for fifty years. this is the way of the world and they are stronger than you will ever be you FOOL

[danlous]

Ignoring the real possibility he intentionally let himself be caught from the little we know so far Luigi Mangione's case is a fascinating combination of astonishing brilliance and confusing stupidity. This young man plans and executes his assassination and escape with such a meticulous care and calmness that it's suspected that he's a professional hitman. He comes up with Riddler-sque moves like writing his manifesto poetically on the bullets and leaving his backpack behind full of Monopoly money. He carefully wears a mask to avoid being identified but removes it because a woman who was checking him into the hostel was flirting with him and wanted to see his smile. He still manages to escape the most surveilled city in the country in the midst of ongoing national manhunt only to get caught in the middle of bumfuck nowhere Pennsylvania while eating at the McDonalds. Because for some reason he had the same clothes and mask as in New York and was carrying the same gun and suppressor. And when the cops detained him he showed them the same fake id he used in New York. And oh yeah he's a frat bro gym rat who has a masters degree in computer science from Penn but reads stupid self-help books about being on the grind and is 'anti-woke' while being bisexual suffering from anxiety and wanting to end oppressive capitalism. Not even god himself could invent a person like this

[jamjoob]

Bewitched

[ao3commentoftheday]

memes are fun and relatable and all that, but don't let them discourage you. all of that stuff that doesn't make it into the final product is part of how the final product gets made

[blurds]

This blog has been telling you not to trust pelicans for over a decade and this is why

[aimlesspoet]

a bottom-tier autistic experience is being told throughout your entire childhood that you are just an overthinker when it comes to social situations and later finding out that your friends did, in fact, hate being around you and tried to communicate that through weird little hints

[altades]

betrayal

[fattributes]

Genuinely, I don’t know how else to get the word out, but I feel like if your home-cooked dinners don’t taste right, you're missing either paprika, sugar, butter, or chicken bouillon.

[starridge]

puppet hour was brutal

[sabertoothwalrus]

girldad mode activate

[qiinamii]

one braincell transfer (divided by four)

[dovesick]

endless night