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“The Boys” might have one of the dumbest fan bases on earth
#the boys#homelander#billy butcher#becca butcher#starlight#annie january#the deep#like how many times do they have to say homelander is a r*pist for people to accept it#and don’t even get me started on The Deep#how can you watch a show about propaganda and they literally fall for the propaganda in the show#I hate homelander#I hate the deep#they are both creeps
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✦ Come hell or high water ✦
#own art#own characters#CanisAlbus#art#artists on tumblr#Vasco#Machete#anthro#scenthound#sighthound#dogs#canine#animals#Vasco's worries and insecurities creep out at night when his sunny and optimistic shield is at it's thinnest#when did their situation become so dire? what could have they done differently?#how powerless he feels when facing Machete's ailing health and the snare that keeps tightening around his neck at work#every time he visits him there's less of him left#how much would he be prepared to risk to keep them both safe if it came to that#and would they succeed if they somehow tried to make a break for it and leave everything behind
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When Shakespeare describes the eventual end of human history as “the last SYLLABLE of recorded time” suggesting that the end of humanity will not be with a bang, a whimper, a gunshot, a sword, or even a breath, but with a syllable - a word….
And the fact that the line ends on the word “time”, which is one stressed syllable past its welcome in the iambic pentameter, suggesting that time itself continues long after human speech (iambic pentameter) has already ended AAAAAAHHHHHHH-
#macbeth#honestly Macbeth’s soliloquy is such a particularly brilliant piece of poetry#the breaking up of the iambic pentameter into increasingly irregular lines#the fact that half of the lines have feminine endings and he’s trying to cram three syllables into one#and also how both ‘tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow’ and ‘creeps in this petty pace’ FEELS creeping and cyclical#love it
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day 20: chose violence ♡
(femslashfeb prompt list)
#minifemslashfeb2024#danganronpa#kirumugi#shirotojo#tsumugi shirogane#kirumi tojo#salak: toujou kirumi#canistel: shirogane tsumugi#toxic yuri arc idfk#bros that execution still gives me the creeps#you can hear her scream. like. bro#anyway what if you made the perfect soulless servant out of a real person#and then tormented then disposed of her like a doll. and you were both girls
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There’s a child wandering the streets of Crime Alley. Unfortunately, this is nothing new for the area, riddled with crime and homelessness as it is. However, Red Hood and Nightwing are vigilantes and helping lost looking children is firmly in their job description. Plus, Crime Alley is Red Hood’s. He protects what’s his. With a single shared look, the brothers swung down to the child clad in just a white dress and some thin flats completely unsuitable for Gotham’s worsening weather. Hell it’s be unsuitable for the general poor weather.
“Hey, kiddo.”
The girl’s head swung to lock gazes with the duo, eyes blinking blue- and green? Red Hood allowed his brother- he worked so hard to beat down the pit madness in order for Nightwing to even remain near- to take the lead.
“Oh. There you are.” She said, turning to face them fully. The kid’s face filled with relief.
Nightwing blinked.
“You were looking for us?” His soft voice saved for children firmed into something more serious, more concerned.
“Mmhm. I was looking for Red Hood, but you’re a good bonus.”
“And why were you looking for me, kid?” Red Hood interjects. He knows Dickolas is clocking the same things he is: the kid’s white whispy hair, pale face, and… Lazarus green eyes? It’s more solid now, that she’s looking at Jason.
Dick straightened, eyes going heavy as he looks at this wisp of a girl. He’s fiercely protective of Jason and they’re both equally wary of the League of Assassins. Still, the two of them couldn’t help but let their guard down a bit because this was still a child they’re talking to.
“Because… um. Did you know you’ve died?”
Hood stiffened, hand going towards his guns. Granted, they’re rubber bullets, but the kid clocks that immediately. She threw her hands up in the universal gesture of “I’m unarmed and mean no harm.”
“I- well, to put it frankly, you kind of… stink?”
“What.”
“Ugh, I’m totally messing this up!”
“Why don’t you start again?” Dick said, shifting into a subtler fighting stance. He kept his voice light, but Jason saw the way his hands inched towards the scrims sticks. Distantly, Jason thought it was hilarious that this tiny kid could evoke that kind of response. Looking into Lazarus green eyes though, he couldn’t find the humor anywhere. The worst thing, though, is that the pit quieted. The rage the bubbled incessantly underneath his skin calmed. Jason did not like feeling bereft of the rage, not when he didn’t know why it was gone. He had just gained control of it, minimally, and to have that control be unnecessary left the vigilantes off kilter.
“Right, okay, sorry. Um, did you, uh, die and wake up surrounded by glowing green stuff?”
Before Jason could reply ‘yes, and why the hell do you know that?’, the kid continued with, “Because me too!”
She did jazz hands as Jason’s and Dick’s brains short circuited. Jason thought he even heard a little “yay!”
“What.” Jason sputtered out. His stomach and heart clenched as he thought about how young the kid looked. Fuck.
“Yeah. So, anyways-”
“Don’t speed past that like you didn’t say what you just said!” Dick interrupted, hand tugging at his hair in distress. His body language slipped from battle ready to extremely distressed. “You died?”
“You were- you were dipped in the Lazarus pits?!” Jason felt the need to address that specific point.
“I mean, it’s not that important? The important thing is- wait, what’s a Lazarus pit?”
Jason froze again. She didn’t know what they were?
“It’s… the glowing green stuff.” Dick answered her.
“Oh. Is that what you were dipped in?” She tilted her head at Jason. He nodded, wariness climbing. “Oh. Well, I mean, that’s not we call it. But the stuff you were dipped in, it’s rank. Contaminated.”
Jason thinks back to the burning, drowning green. The agony he felt as it slipped into his mouth and nose and his very being.
“It was bubbling.” He said. The girl grimaced. Jason had no idea why he was being so honest with this kid.
“Gross. Anyways, I can, like, help you with that?”
“With what?” Dick asked, eyes darting from the girl to Jason.
The girl groaned. “Okay, so I guess you guys are kind of new. Uh, the contaminated green stuff,” she points at Jason’s chest. “That’s making you angry, right? Leaving you in the backseat of your head as your body breaks whatever got you angry to begin with and you have no control over it?”
“…The pit madness.” Jason mumbled, feeling numb. “Yeah.”
“…Right. I can help you clear that out,” she pauses, fidgeting. “If… If you help me talk to Batman? It’s kind of… urgent.”
“Batman?”
“Why?”
“Uh. There’s kind of… a whole mad scientist thing going on and like… experimentation and dissections… you know?” The kid waved her arms around, distressed.
Dick and Jason unfortunately did know.
“Cave?” Jason grumbled.
“Cave.”
“Okay, we’ll bring you to the cave. Then you tell us everything.”
“Really?”
She looked up at them hopefully, and Jason could see the moment Dickolas melted. Not that Jason could say anything, since he was already taking off his jacket and bundling the kid in it.
“Um.”
“Who the hell let you walk around Gotham like that?” He scowled down at her, not that she could see it with the red helmet in the way. Dick looked at him carefully, eyes roving over the oddly relaxed state his little wing was in.
The kid shrugged. Jason sighs.
“What’s your name?” Dick asked. Scooping her up, the blue and black clad raised his free arm to grapple away. Jason follows him, heading towards the motorcycles they’ve got parked nearby.
“Dani. With an I.”
“Nice to meet you, Dani. I’m Nightwing. This is my… this is Red Hood.”
“Okay. Cool.”

#danny phantom#danielle phantom#danielle fenton#red hood#jason Todd#dick grayson#nightwing#dani going: you stink but I can help with that#dani trying to save her siblings from the GIW by bribing/blackmailing the vats#like they wouldn’t just take a look at this literal child and jump a cliff to help#dani: I need help#also dani: let me insult a crime lord#the plan worked though#this has been sitting in my drafts for too long#dani is both traumatized and a sassy little shit#dani ‘haven’t learned social cues’ Fenton#to be fair it’s not like vlad cared for social niceties#vlad the creep#dani dresses like she wants to get mugged on purpose
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DP X DC WRITING PROMPT #22
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Bring on the Night
What if Danny's white hair and green eyes showed up under blacklight? No nightclubs for him... of course, knowing him, he'd definitely still go.
Imagine someone from the DC universe gaining a crush on the mysterious alt looking dude but he's impossible to find outside of nightlife parties.
To make it more interesting, what if the nightclub he frequents is actually owned by him? Even more interesting if the nightclub is used as a sort of no man's land where ghosts and humans knowingly/unknowingly peacefully mingle with each other? Some of the more ghostly individuals are also Danny's employees and humans just see them as enthusiastically trying to fit the theme of the club. What exactly is that theme? You decide.
I feel like Danny would just make a really good host and it would easily fit in with his obsession to protect. Like a side project/hussle, but for ghostly core health.
Also think of it as kinda like vacation time for his rogues from trying to throttle him. They get a nice, safe space to freely feed into their individual obsessions without wrecking anything/anyone.
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List of roles are in the tags but can changed around however anyone pleases. Just thought this would be a fun idea for anyone to pick up and run with.
#dp x dc#dc x dp#danny owns a nightclub cause why not#he hosts both humans and ghosts#ember's band frequently plays there#skulker could be the part-time bouncer#he keeps watch for creeps and other less than legal activities#technus controls the lights and sound systems#dark danny is the bar tender#box ghost keeps track of non-human friendly inventory#tucker is in charge of human friendly inventory#he's also co-manager with sam#danny phantom crossover#dp crossover#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#writing prompt#prompt
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if i was edwin payne and a giant inter-dimensional ghost-eating mushroom was about to consume me and my bff of 30+ years on the same day i went out of my way to dress up nice because i literally just figured out i was deeply and completely in love with him and despite my 100+ years of edwardian-era repression i already decided i needed to share this information with him as soon as possible because we are indeed that close, and said best friend/love of my life decided to take his hand off the branch/root thing we were clinging to trying not to get swallowed just so he could put his hand over mine for comfort in what even the evil witch attempting to obliterate us felt the need to comment on for being a sweet final moment, i would simply pass away. again.
#dead boy detectives#edwin payne#charles rowland#the case of the creeping forest#charles was insane for this one i dont know how edwin didnt combust on the spot#the most unrealistic thing about edwin payne is NOT that he's a ghost who does magic & pulls everyone in town except his own life partner#it's that he ever appears onscreen again after episode 6#total annihilation via mushroom was right there in front of him#and instead of offing himself he had the balls to look his crush in the eye again after THAT?#like i get the show has been very clear about the fact that the guy is especially resilient and such#it's a well-established and oft-returned-to plot point and all#but come ON#could never be me#HOW is his first line after getting out of that both sensible and slightly snide that boy does not deserve to be cool & collected already#im still not and it's been weeks since i saw it and it didnt even happen to me
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Sam, getting to know Dean in season 1.
#was there even anything he knew about dean. like...#i wonder if it's because dean has changed a lot during the four years they were apart#or if sam was too young/immature to actually see dean past his exterior before stanford#probably a mix of both. but it's so interesting because the idea he had of him doesn't have anything to do with the actual dean!!#sam winchester#dean winchester#supernatural#spn season 1#corespnedit#.anna#also psst this is why it's dumb to call dean a creep just because sam once implied that dean would sleep with minors#like sam at times tends to see him as worse than he is!#like when he can't believe dean actually loved cassie or cares about saving a kid's life#so - don't trust too much what he says about him#in particular because all of the women dean actually slept with were roughly the same age as him or older#(aside from the fact that sam was probably joking that time)
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Thinking about Pro-Hero Dynamight falling in love with a lawyer because he has to keep going into court to give witness statements.
It’s about the only thing he can tolerate when he has to take time out of his day, time that could be spent doing literally anything else other than giving evidence. Whenever he sees that you’re assigned to a case it’s as though his entire demeanour changes, instead of paying attention to the judge or the sentencing his focus is now on you across the room. Paying a little more attention whenever you start speaking to give your opening statements.
And when it’s his turn to approach the stand, he’s always a little combatative because he cherishes the way you scrunch your nose irritation whenever he tells you to repeat yourself, because you know from experience that he heard every fucking word.
You make it your mission to give everyone that can’t afford legal aid a chance at a fair trial, so you don’t discriminate who you counsel— something that irks Bakugou to no end when he finds out you’ve chosen to defend a scummy villain that he caught red-handed. Storming into your office after hours one evening— still in full hero costume and seething because he doesn’t want you to do it.
#and I can just imagine hanging out with him in a bar after the trial#and he buys you both beers and he’s explaining that he doesn’t like all these creeps hanging around you#even tho he knows you can protect yourself#but he just wants you to be safe
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Every week, after gym class, they volunteer to clean up and no one understands why...
#lawrusso#johnny lawrence#daniel larusso#the karate kid#cobra kai#daniel x johnny#lawrusso fanart#lawrusso headcanon#lawrusso cuddles#kisses#i ended up liking the cropped version more but i drew the whole thing so have both#even the basketball!#it was his moment to creep in and i won't ruin it for him#artists on tumblr#lawrusso art#artwork#illustration#art#fanart#cozy lawrusso#80s lawrusso
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I have so much beef w/ these two I can’t be normal about them
#THEYRE SHARING A BEF TOGETHER#*pulling out hair* THERE WAS ONLY ONE BED!!!! ONLY ONE!!!!!!!!!#both Raggs and Pomni being fucking creeps with each other <3#tadc sketch page#buttonblossom#ragapom#trad art#pomni x ragatha#jesterdoll
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they would be friends argue with the wall
#actually i think klaus would remind five of himself as an actual child before the incident#they have a lot in common#because of asoue’s unspecified dating#klaus has a sort of old fashioned nature to him that reminds me of an old man#they’re both very wise#also both very stubborn#they both care about their families more than anything#and also hate their father figure more than anything#also they’re both really fucking smart. like extremely intelligent#bro they’ve even got the same haircut going on#i think they’d take a liking to each other and have a lot to talk about#they’re also both orphans (kinda?)#anyways. sorry i’m still brainrotting over umbrella academy but asoue is creeping in#i love both of these shows so much holy shit#laur says stuff#laur rambles#asoue#asoue klaus#a series of unfortunate events#klaus baudelaire#tua#the umbrella academy#umbrella academy#hargreeves siblings#five hargreeves#number five#tua five#number five hargreeves#the baudelaire orphans#the baudelaire children
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"don't forget to wear them."
#cherry magic#cherry magic th#taynew#karanachi#karan x achi#cherry magic th ep2#tay tawan#new thitipoom#gmmtv#thai bl#bl drama#KJLHSFD LMAOOOO#this had me on the floor lmao what in the world????#karan you creep dkjhgdf wtf#calm down my dude#they're both so embarrassing pls 😭#also coloring this show is hard im sorry if it looks like shit#idk what they did with it tbh#its a mystery
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I will do all this, I will get all this blood on my hands, and you are able to plead naivety.
#welighttheway#hotdedit#larys x alicent#larys strong#alicent hightower#larycent#alicent x larys#alicenthightowerdaily#hotd#matthew needham#i fuckng need to tag the man himself because all those quotes? still! so! striking! HONESTLY i pepper his brain with kisses#'he makes himself indispensable to her ties them together in blood in this extraordinary act of will'#'he can see what she’s capable of and he wants to draw it out. they’re both outsiders among the natives'#'she gets to say 'i didn't want it' and i KNOW she did'#'that’s the thing about assault like that it makes the victim’s body the scene of the crime'#rent fckng free forever#larys wants her to feel the same shame wants to break her chaste royal placid exterior and peel the layers off. manually#he wants to creep inside of her mind and rearrange what he finds there#and mr needham is the only larycent fan who gets it to the core!!!!!!!!#THE matthew of the cast i'm so sorry *or am i??*#is this my way to ignore the leaks??? who knows#tbh i was overwhelmed by the urge to give our tiny larycent circle SOMETHING before the new season starts#for better or for worse i am not sorry for my crime#sooooo i'm afraid this post is not for normies it's for sickos#LIKE CALLS TO LIKE#dolores <3 mariana <3 alyssa <3 bia <3 val <3 nina <3#trashfam *affectionate*#game of thrones#shitty things i do for love#me in s1 DON'T FEED THE RAT ALICENT!!!! me now: FUCKNG FEED THE RAT ALICENT *before this particular determined rat chew its way through*
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not to be a hater but certain medias should simply never be found by the actor x reader crowd and saltburn is a perfect example
because with that array of fascinating characters and insane displays of queer psychosexual depravity? imagine being like yeah actually the most interesting part is the math nerd with 5 minutes of screentime
#saw someone in the tag being like ugh oliver was so mean for ignoring him like GIRL.....#also#if your main take on it is 'oliver is a good old queer predator creep and felix is a perfect heterosexual angel'.......you're uninteresting#TO ME!#like obviously oliver IS a creep and a predator#but the layers to that dynamic from both sides are insane and so compelling and fascinating#felix being capable of casual cruelty while also absolutely being a victim is what elevates the character above dead wife status imho#anyway#stan venetia and farleigh!! forever#saltburn
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now that lestat had a successful one-sided beef with the switfies, can we manufacture some beef between him and the vampire band from chica vampiro that becomes real beef as soon as mirco gets actively involved because of course it would
#the way i can see him and mirco beefing rockstar to rockstar (they're both delusional and extremely annoying)#it would start off with either daisy randomly meeting him and him trying to be charming (which works) but also slightly creeping her out#and when she mentions meeting this dude at the vampi bar mirco would be like “wait...describe this mf to me” and when she does he just “‼️”#bc there's no fucking way that he was back#or lucia “overhears” some vampires talk about the comeback of this big star and when she asks about it mirco refuses to talk about him#both because he doesn't want her to get caught up with lestat but also because now HE'S the main rockstar boy#anyway she talks to zaira and she spills everything out#and after she (lucia) talks with the band about how they should ask lestat to have a fake beef between them#since they're both the most popular vampire musicians and this will only be a win-win#not even 24h later lestat and mirco (while being left unsupervised) starts having real twitter fights#and also slandering eachothers irl on both vampire and human interviews#interview with the vampire#chica vampiro#iwtv#amc iwtv#lestat de lioncourt#mirco vladimoff#daisy o'brian#vampire#vampires#supernatural
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