#they are Confectionary

[ladyaj-13]

Trying to buy pumpkin purée (in the uk) for a recipe I’ve found online.

It’s not in the canned veg aisle.

It’s not in the baking aisle.

It’s not in the world foods aisle.

It’s in the chocolate and sweets aisle. That’s literally where they’ve placed the American foods section. Even though it also includes beef jerky, pickles, condiments and 100% pumpkin purée.

[jaegerdilf]

pairings: satoru gojo x f! reader

warnings: oral + exhibitionism + overstimulation

💌: in honor of a possible gojo comeback, i thought i’d share this bcs its been heavy on my mind 😵‍💫 as always feel free to share any thoughts you have abt any characters i write about <3

satoru spoils you so, so much. whatever his sweet girl wants, she gets; whether it be expensive gifts or his cock, he’s always willing to give it to you.

no matter how bratty you act he knows it’s because you want something, he just has to figure out what. so he’ll take you shopping and spare no expense, going as far as to follow you into the dressing room when trying out new clothes n lingerie, his cock stiff in his pants because you don’t even bother to check the price, knowing your loving toru will buy it for you regardless.

fucks you in the things you try on without a care in the world, so what if he gets a bit of cum on ‘em? he’ll buy the whole fuckin’ store if he wants to!

you swipe his black card in store after store, barely making a dent in his bank account and you swear there are little hearts in his eyes, but you pay him no mind until he drives you home and continue bitching to him, rolling your eyes and giving him attitude, wanting nothing more than for him to fuck you full.

so he does, his mind finally registering that you’ve just been a little needy and satoru’s quick to show you how sorry he is for being so inattentive, already on his knees and laying you at the edge of the bed before pulling your tiny skirt and lacy panties off, skilled tongue fucking your messy cunt.

your hands grip his hair, tugging at the white locks and forcing his face deeper, the whines you let out when gojo’s nose bumps your clit make him grin against your wet pussy.

he knows all your sweet spots, thrusting his long digits inside as he latches his lips around your clit and sucks, overstimulating you until you’re crying and your pretty face is wet with tears. it isn’t long before your mouth falls open in a silent scream and your cunt clenches around his fingers, walls spasming as your orgasm washes over you.

the sight of you cumming is a pretty one and it’s enough to make satoru blow his load, pants sticky with a load of his thick cum just from making his princess feel good.

[tamapalace]

Kuchipatchi confectionary treats from Tachikawa Iseya 🍡

📸 tachikawaiseya on Twitter

[bambisnc]

midnight grocery store runs with seunghan where it's all fun; you're both goofing around, laughing at each others' antics and having a good time in general.

until you accidentally get separated from him at some point of time.

you're not too worried though, it's a small enough store.. plus you could just call him if you're completely unable to find him. but as you distract yourself with some desserts kept on display, you feel a hand grab your wrist and pull you towards them....

it's seunghan. looking extremely shaken up. huh?

"i thought i lost you, what were you thinking???" he questions you rather seriously, but you can't help but find the worry lining his face so, so cute..

"aww, were you scared? did you feel your heart break at the thought of losing me for-ev-er~?" you tease, in a playfully lilting tone.

his grip tightens on your wrist, slightly, before he raises his it up to his lips to .. gently kiss the inner side of it.., "yes. but i wouldn't have let you leave. you really think that less of me?

i'd have tracked you down even if it meant scaling the entire galaxy."

oh. oh.

a/n : yeah. yeah. gonna sleep now i'll edit this later idk + [m.list]

[gabessquishytum]

I feel bad for Hob because all his fav treats and chocolate and sweets have probably been discontinued now :( so when someone asks if he wants a kitkat he's like "I guess so ://" but really nothing will ever compare to the cadbury's aztec bar which hasn't been available since the 1970s (it's probably all margaret thatcher's fault), no it wasn't like a mars bar it was BETTER actually. And he casually complains to Dream about it one time and then of course Dream has to spend a couple of weeks hunting through other people's dreams to find one for him. Actually I DON'T feel bad for Hob, he has the best boyfriend ever.

[pwouted]

vanilla tears, cotton candy heart, marshmallow skin

[sodapop--stims]

Pusheen Pool Party Merengues

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[totallyhussein-blog]

Iraqi Jewish confectionery are a window into a bygone era

Five days a week, 78-year-old Tzvi (Sabah) David rises at 4:35 a.m. and dons an all-white baker’s outfit before heading out to open up Konditorei David, the last-of-its-kind Iraqi pastry shop in Petah Tikva that was opened by his father David Tsalah.

Three days before the Purim holiday, David is getting ready for one of the busiest times of the year as multiple generations of Iraqi customers will soon stop by to purchase sweets that have been synonymous with Purim for Iraqi Jews for centuries, if not millennia.

“I love the work. It is a very tiring and difficult job and I am not 18 anymore, but I feel young in the morning when I get up,” David tells Eliyahu Freedman of The Times of Israel on a recent visit to the small shop, which doubles as a window into the pre-modern world of Middle-Eastern pastries.

His first item of business today is making a fresh batch of baba qadrasi, also known in Arabic as “mann el-sama” or “manna from heaven,” named after the legendary food that God miraculously delivered from the sky to feed the Israelites in the Exodus story.

If not truly the biblical food itself, an early recipe for baba qadrasi was found in a 10th-century Abbasid cookbook.

[laurents-secret-diary]

with Laurent's tendency to just say weird ass non sequiturs and Pacat's narrating style that only provides the context for what he said paragraphs later and my own personal brand of being illiterate, the first time he says "sweetmeat?" I full on thought he was trying to get Damen's attention by calling him this brand new derogatory nickname. I thought. essentially. that he was calling him his meaty sweetie

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"i like the way your hand fits in mine."

"i shouldn't be this happy."

"don't look at me like that and then feign innocence."

"will you stay the night?"

"i'm barely holding on."

"i got everything i wanted. my everything was you."

"i don't know what i would do if something happened to you."

"who needs to look at stars when i can look at you?"

"did you eat today?"

"who hurt you?"

"i hate you."

"i've been waiting to kiss you since i first laid eyes on you."

"go to the car. i'll be with you in five minutes."

"shh...stop fighting and sleep."

"don't do this here."

"stay behind me."

"goodnight, love."

"stay away from me."

"are you sugar personified or something?"

"would you mind if i kissed you?"

"you made/did this for me?"

"i'm a monster." "no, you aren't."

"you're beautiful. you know that, right?"

"c'mere you–"

"you can count on me."

"you're hurt."

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"don't touch them."

"i love you."

"i think i deserve a kiss."

"can you please come get me?"

"you can trust me."

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"you did so well."

"do you need to use your safeword?"

"spread your legs for me."

"your thighs are shaking."

"quiet. others will here."

"strip."

"open your mouth."

"take it off. slowly."

"you look so pretty there."

"bend over."

"you're mine."

"arch your back for me."

"wrap your legs around my waist."

"i need you."

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dancing in the rain

showering/bathing together

feeding each other

baking together

whispering sweet nothings

calling them in the middle of the night

sitting on their lap

breaking down in the middle of an embrace

bumping noses while going in for a kiss

teasing the ends of their clothes

swinging arms while walking hand-in-hand

looking lovingly into their eyes

having a nightmare

stressed out over work

panic attacks

tucking a strand of hair behind the ear

lifting your chin

resting foreheads together

grabbing your waist

hand on the small of your back

forced proximity

nicknames

jealousy

sex toys

breeding kink

first time

mirror sex

aftercare

consummation

car sex

orgasm denial

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body worship

hickies

thigh fucking

semi-public sex

fingering

wall sex

making out

subspace

shower sex

breath play

lingerie

cunnilingus

[jaegerdilf]

pairings: choso kamo x f! reader

warnings: oral + virginity + non / dubcon + cumplay

💌: choso has been rotting my brain so so bad n i need to write smth for him 😵‍💫 pls accept this as my formal intro to the jjk writing community on here

to say choso is inexperienced is an understatement. he can count the amount of times he’s jerked off on one hand and he’s never even had sex, but ever since he met you all he wants is to bury his cock inside your cunt and fuck you til he’s spent.

it becomes increasingly more difficult for choso to resist taking what he wants, blushing a deep red every time you speak to him because just seconds before he was picturing you beneath him, pussy stretched beyond it’s limits as he fucks you raw and fills your womb with load after load of his sticky cum, wanting nothing more than to use you for his pleasure.

he bides his time, growing closer to you and gaining your trust, subtly sinking his grasp deeper and deeper into you before suggesting you let him fuck you. what he doesn’t know, is that you crave his dick just as bad, spending your nights humping a pillow to the thought of him rearranging your insides.

you make your move first, “accidentally” grinding against choso’s sensitive bulge or pressing your tits into his arms, tired of waiting around for him to do something and each interaction leaves him impossibly hard, seconds away from blowing his load and cumming in his pants.

he’s finally had enough when you bend over and flash your panties, his eyes locked on the wet spot on the gusset and he nearly salivates while staring at your cunt.

choso wastes no time forcing you to your knees, watching as your eyes glaze over and noticing how eager you are to obey.

“oh,” he says, laughing a little when the realization that you’re a cockslut hits him, “you wanted this, huh?”

you nod dumbly, unable to tear your eyes away as he frees his cock. the veins make your mouth water but his thickness scares you, wondering how the hell you’re meant to take that. it’s almost like he can read your mind and it makes you shudder when your hear him speak. “don’t worry sweetheart, i’ll make it fit.”

that’s the only warning you receive before choso forces his entire length down your throat, not bothering to ask for permission. he uses you like a toy, ignoring your gags in favor of focusing on the feeling of your throat tightening up around him, grunting when you use your tongue to trace a vein on the underside of his cock. you do your best to keep your eyes open and on his face. he isn’t usually expressive but it seems as though the white hot pleasure he feels has done a number on him, brows furrowed and his jaw tight while you work your mouth over him.

he can feel his orgasm approaching as he fucks your throat and reluctantly pulls you off his cock, a whiney moan escaping him as you suckle the tip before releasing him from your mouth.

“why’d you make me stop?” you pout, voice raspy from having your mouth violated. you’re itching to make him cum and drain his balls until he can’t anymore, desperate to finally taste him.

choso’s torso is flushed and covered in sheen of sweat, the view making your thighs clench while you wait for him to do something. “made you stop ‘cause i’m gonna cum on your pretty face.”

he curses when you look up at him through wet lashes, tears threatening to fall, tongue hanging out in preparation for his thick load and it makes him cum almost instantly. he doesn’t even have to stroke his cock before it’s twitching and he’s emptying his balls on your face. his load is thick and seems never ending, globs of it draping over your lashes and covering your face, making you moan when some makes its way into your mouth.

choso thinks he’s in love.

in love with how you drag your fingers across your face and slip the cum coated digits in your mouth. the urge to kiss you is strong and he gives into it immediately, pressing his lips to your clumsily before you take the lead and slide your tongue into his mouth, causing him to groan into the kiss when he tastes himself on your tongue.

[machetelanding]

[bambisnc]

13.41 “yn”. a pair of hands slam down on the table where you'd been peacefully reading, the sound dully echoing inside the quiet library. “d’you know where they keep the romance books?” 

jung sungchan is always straight to the point, isn’t he? 

you allow yourself a minute to appreciate the ever present twinkle in his mocha eyes as his gaze fixes itself to yours, “...the romance books?” 

“yeah i .. i need them for scientific reasons – research, basically.” he looks almost shy as he moves one of his hands to rest over the back of his neck. “so if you could just direct me towards their general direction-?”

“i'm sorry but,, they keep their books alphabetically here actually...”

“oh.” 

the way his face falls at that makes you feel guilty for some reason and you have the sudden urge to kiss away the pout on his lips but before you can offer any consolation to sungchan, he speaks up again.

“then… would you be willing to help me out? with my research?” 

oh. 

notes : im still on hiatus sobs BUT MY GOD SOMETHING LIKE THIS REALLY REALLY FR HAPPENED TO ME TODAY SO I COULDNT JS NOT + [m.list] song rec : what is love? - twice (a CLASSIC)

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[steakout-05]

after rewatching TADC 2, i noticed that Gummigoo's lads were sitting on top of a Tim Tam log, which is a chocolate-covered biscuit that is very beloved and popular over here in Australia :D