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What type of therapist do you think Bedelia is?
I think she combines psychodynamic, humanistic, and existential therapy. Conducting philosophical and existential conversations? The way she doesn't give simple answers but rather asks a lot of questions or leads to conclusions?
Asking Hannibal about his feelings towards Will, why does he see the potential for friendship in him? Leading Hannibal to the conclusion that he actually fell in love with Will, and since he ate his sister out of love to forgive her for leaving him, he must do the same with Will?
A question for Will about whether he haven't lerant his lesson or whether he went to Hannibal actually because he misses him that much? Their entire conversation leading up to the question of whether Hannibal loves him? And that "but do you ache for him?"?
No wonder she ended up being an alcoholic after dealing with those two stupid cannibalistic gays.
#hannibal#nbc hannibal#hannibal nbc#will graham#hannibal lecter#hannigram#murder husbands#bedelia du maurier#hannibal shitpost#hannibal thoughts#pesky--dust thoughts#but do you ache for him#yes.#yes. you stupid harlot#these two stupid gays#fr
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What's in the world did they feed the two young Lan masters that makes them toss their brains out of the fucking window the second one of their respective morally dubious little guys is involved
#falando#mdzs#lan zhan#lan xichen#wei wuxian or the jin loser come into a room and these two immediately go like STUPID GAY BRAIN...ACTIVATE!!!
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do you ever think about the fact that essek is probably a million times nicer to verin now than he ever was before?? and that verin, for the first time, gets the really meet his brother???
do you think about the fact that the cold mantle of the shadowhand is gone and withered, replaced by the warmth of the nein and caleb's love, and verin, for the first time in his life, gets to have a real relationship with his big brother that's not a facsimile of den politics or social standards??
the scene where verin and essek (in disguise) meet with vox machina is SO important, because essek--the former shadowhand to the bright queen, traitor to the entire dynasty, fugitive to two nations--smacks his brother on the arm and chides him for being embarrassing in front of people of high station. he doesn't try to hide himself AT ALL. he's just... open. warm. at peace.
there's no more cold smiles, there's no more polite aloofness, no more haughty attitude or snide remarks... essek's just a big brother again. a big brother whose little brother came to work with him one day, walked up to the president of the country and asked her to sign his pamphlet with a shit-eating grin, while essek tried not to burst a blood vessel in the corner.
no matter what verin's opinions are on the dynasty and the beacons and essek's crimes, i'm willing to bet that there was a part of him that wouldn't have changed a goddamn thing. because without essek having stolen the beacons and handing them over to the empire, and without him meeting the nein, verin would've never gotten the chance to have his brother back.
#i just have a lot of feelings about my two drow brothers#verin as an absolute LOSER#just head empty no thoughts#big beefy and a little stupid#meanwhile esseks gay twink ass 20 intelligence in the corner?#oh theyre PERFECT#the best dynamic duo#essek thelyss#verin thelyss#critical role#mighty nein#bells hells#vox machina
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hes like a girl best friend to me
#animal crossing george russell offers you a bite of his gay salad. what do you do#f1#george russell#might drop some frames from the stupid video that took me two weeks to draw so the bit isnt funny anymore#my art
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ok so I'm a day late but WHATEVER HAPPY VALENTINES DAYYYYY
hope you spent it doing the things you love (like shooting a cupid yaaay!) with the people you love, romantically or otherwise :>
#god these two are so stupid and so gay. I love them with all my heart <3<3<3<3<3<3#sam and max#sam and max freelance police#freelance husbands#my art
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a little family
#buddy daddies#my art#doodles#sometimes a family is an two misfit assassins and the daughter of the guy you offed and thats a okay#but lets not talk about that#we love healing in this house and how do you heal if not after suffering#reis journey through depression and kazukis journey through grief#what 1 little girl does to a man#its 5 am all i can offer are doodles but i love them very much#i know we do reasonably get to call them cowards for not making it gay (esp at the end bc come on)#but i do love whatever relationship they have going becuase theyre just. Thats marriage babe....#theyre not going to be doing any dating with that committment that is the most domestic ass setting ive ever seen#everyone and their mother assumes theyre married/dating and doesnt even question it because theres NO QUESTION T O ASK#only the people involved apparently dont know theyre married#ok nvm they were cowards for not making it gay. but again. theyre clearly married your honor. theyre just a little stupid
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do you think if they downloaded a sims game on freddie they would find jonmartin in the library
#itd be really funny#like “damn im tired as fuck i want to play the sims 3” and then theres a saved household in your library#and its two weird gay people youve never seen before#the magnus protocol#tmagp#magnus protocol#jon sims#martin blackwood#jonmartin#this is stupid
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GUYS GUYS GUYS
IT'S AN ANNIVERSARY OF THE "SOMETHING STUPID" ANIMATIC BY @seagiri OMG GUYS LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!!!
(this animatic literally was the reason why I got into tf2 so GO WATCH IT IT'S BEAUTIFUL I PROMISE!!!)
#cj 24#art#doodles#my art#artists on tumblr#team fortress 2#tf2#tf2 engineer#tf2 soldier#tf2 helmet party#tf2 rocket science#damn that was my first ship and I didn't even draw it once?#we gotta fix it lmaoo#okay so um this was supposed to be a sketch but I added colour and yeahhh#it isn't my best work but I spend all my evening drawing this so eat guys lol#I LOVE THOSE TWO SO MUCH AND THE ANIMATIC OMGGGG#I saw the animatic on tiktok and I WAS LITERALLY OBSESSED#I knew abt tf2 long before that (I have an older brother lol) and I even knew some of the lore#but I nevwr really liked it idk why xD#but after the animatic I straight up became the biggest tf2 fan#so yeah THANK YOU SO MUCH SEAGIRI DUDE I LOVE YOU!!!! :D#your art style changed the way I see art xD#getting into tf2 in general helped me with my own art style and I even started to draw more :)))#so basically gay people saved me yay#something stupid#like I love youUuuuuUuuu#*dies*#WHY IS ENGIS EYES ARE SO WEIRD HELPPP#also literally no one asked but engis second hand is on soldiers ass because I said so
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i’m sorry i’m still trying to process the fact that in the FIRST FUCKING EPISODE of loki s2 we had mobius ready and willing to DIE just for the slightest chance to save loki . without a single second thought. he was just like ok yeah ofc let’s do this incredibly dangerous thing that no one has ever attempted before because of how deadly it is. yeah ok my skin might fall off but i’m still doing it . and the amount of arm touches and soft conversations and meaningful looks and the part where loki fucking LANDED RIGHT ON TOP OF HIM😭 i’m losing my mind actually
#i watched this with my roommate and i had to try so so so hard to act normal .#is it stupid of me to hope for a canon gay relationship with one of marvel’s most important characters#yes absolutely.#am i delusional . almost definitely#but i am LIVING#loki#loki season two#lokius
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ID: two digital colored illustrations featuring legolas, gimli, and aragorn. 1) legolas and gimli riding a horse together, with gimli sitting behind legolas in the saddle. legolas is a pale, skinny elf with long pale blonde hair, a big pointed nose, and long pointed ears. he wears green layers and a grayish cloak that matches gimli's and aragorn's. he's holding the reins and looking ahead with a deeply flustered and slightly bewildered expression. gimli is a short stout dwarf with ruddy, long curly hair and beard. he's wearing a helmet, red sleeves, matching cloak and an axe on his back. he grips legolas' sides for stability and looks away in the opposite direction with an equally flustered expression. 2) two drawings of aragorn on his horse. he's a slim man with tanned skin, stubble, and dark brown jaw-length hair. he's wearing a matching cloak and silver vambraces. he's holding the reins and looking behind him with narrowed eyes and an expression of annoyance. the second drawing is him in the same position with the same expression but he's rolling his eyes. end ID
re-reading the two towers again and decided to dig up and color these old sketches
#there may come a day. when i will draw horses. but it is not this day#was going for a sort of pj movies and 70s fantasy trash novel blend of aesthetics#i also just. dont wanna draw that many clothing details lol#aragorn is not annoyed with them for being in gay love with each other. he just wants them to figure it out already#so that the polycule can function. come on we have a MISSION you dont have time to be stupid#my art#lotr#lord of the rings#the two towers#lotr fanart#aragorn#legolas#gimli#legolas x gimli#gigolas#gimleaf#gimlas#jesus theres so many#described
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this is how I see the friendship dynamic when buckleway and harringrove start dating btw
#harringrove#buckleway#billy hargrove#heather holloway#robin buckley#steve harrington#steve x billy#robin x heather#just two gays sipping tea while their bisexuals fight each other over stupid things#that headcanon that heather would hate steve at first… real#pic is from last year’s belgian/dutch big brother btw lmao#billy antis dni
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@mrghostrat crowley in the recent update of bnf like:
#it’s so hilarious#those text messages to anathema are living in my brain rent free#think i mghit be gay - YOU THINK?!#acquiring a fake boyfriend is gayer than having a irl boyfriend#these last two chapters are giving me life#they’re both so stupid#i love them dearly#bnf au
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I really need to write a fic where Glinda sees Dorothy and goes "yup. You're my child now." And then after a torturing slowburn her and the wicked witch get together so Dorothy has aunt Em and Uncle Henry at home, and whenever she goes to Oz she has her witch lesbian moms waiting for her.
#they would be such a power couple#also this would make a good twoo/wicked mix#dotothy really needs some affection lets give her two moms why not#at first elphaba would be like “ugh this stupid kid” until she finally warms up and stops being as evil#glinda is the “i can fix her” fr fr#also the scarecrow and the tin man are her gay uncles#dorothy has a whole non biological family in oz and somehow manages to get people together#fanfic idea#dorothy gale#wicked witch x good witch#glinda the good#gelphie#elphaba thropp#glinda upland#the wizard of oz#wicked
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Chloe and Red sitting together at breakfast, both very tired:
Chloe, putting her coffee down and finally speaking up in concern: Red, How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
Red, firing back: I don’t know. Want to tell me how many cups of coffee you’ve drank in the past fifteen minutes because someone decided to stay up all night to do homework??
Chloe surrounded with 7 empty coffee mugs with an ink smudge from her pen on her face: . . .
Red whose eyes are still bloodshot from crying due to nightmares last night: [Daring Chloe to challenge her via stare]
Chloe: . . . [Takes a sip of coffee]
Chloe: Touché… But you’re sleeping in bed with me tonight so you actually can get some sleep.
Red, sleepily but smiling: Sounds like a win-win to me princess.
#those stupid gays need to get more sleep#two anxious girlfriends#chloe 100% has a coffee addiction and it terrifies red#glassheart#redcharming#charminghearts#red x chloe#chloe x red#chloe charming x red of hearts#chloe charming#red of hearts#red of wonderland#descendants rise of red#rise of red#glassheart incorrect quotes
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i have one thing i like to draw a lot . apparently
#can anybody guess. three two one okay it's butches or mascs getting pet on the head by their partner#lmfao#i wonder why this is a pattern. huh vic. everybody lets do the context clues#why may it be hard to separate the art from the artist here#many such questions#star's art#sketches#sketch#art#wlw art#monster girlfriends#nocturnal city#im tired im gay i listened to fast car drawing this and got emo. dont look at me#i have a 9am dentist appt and its almost four. my stupid baka life .
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Okay I’ve been thinking about Adolin fashion and something that is so funny to me is that nobody (that I can remember (probably Shallan is at some point)) is like “wow, Adolins outfit looks so good.” They’re like “you look stupid” and he’s like “it’s fashionable.” I know he’s not exactly surrounded by fashion appreciators, but I think it is so much more awesome that he is dressing fashionably and receiving little to none of the positive feedback. Like he’s really doing it just for him and that’s how fashion should be <3
#i recently moved from a place where I lived in employee housing with two 65+ year old men#and i would occasionally put together a gay little outfit#and be like these guys must think I look so stupid#but you have to do it for adolin#stormlight archive#adolin kholin
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