#these two make me melt

[wordsmithwhumpsandfluff]

Not sure if this is your thing but could you do an El gets a really bad period that makes her very sick with lots of care from Jordan 🥹❤️

Thank you for this request, anon!! I love this one!

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It didn’t surprise Jordan to see her girlfriend’s shoes placed beside her door. Eliana stayed with her so often that she practically already lived with her.

“Hey, babe,” Jordan called from the entryway as she took off her own shoes and set her car keys on the table by the door. “You’ll never believe what happened at my lecture today.” She started towards the living room. “I swear, it was like something straight out of Gilmore Girls. So these three guys came busting in during the lecture, wearing medieval knight costumes and shouting this girl’s—” Jordan stopped talking the second she saw her girlfriend curled up on the couch, squeezing her stomach. Her face was red and blotchy and she was crying.

Immediately, Jordan’s smile fell. She ran over and crouched in front of Eliana. “El, baby, what’s wrong?” she cupped her face, stoking Eliana’s cheek with her thumb. “Why are you crying?”

Eliana sucked in a trembling breath, her face full of pain. “Period,” she mumbled in a teary, quiet voice. “Jor, it hurts so freaking much.”

Jordan sighed, nodding. She understood well how horrible Eliana’s periods could get. Jordan was relatively lucky with her periods because she got minimal cramps and they didn’t last long, but Eliana’s lasted up to a whole week and her cramps were awful.

“It’s okay, El,” Jordan soothed, running a hand over her girlfriend’s lavender hair. “It’s okay. Have you taken any meds?”

She shook her head.

“Have you thrown up?”

She shook her head again, and sniffed, “I will though. I feel sick.”

Jordan nodded. “Okay. Well, I��m gonna grab you some meds and the heating pad.”

“Meds won’t stay down.” Eliana closed her eyes, another tear falling and Jordan wiped it away.

“I know, but take them anyway. They might help.”

Eyes shut and face screwed in pain, Eliana nodded and Jordan stood up, jogging to the master bedroom and going into her bathroom. In the drawer where she kept her tampons and pads, there was also a little box of cramp meds. She took a couple of pills from the foil casing and went back, stopping in her fancy kitchen to grab a glass of water.

She went back to Eliana, and sat on the edge of the couch. “Sit up, baby, you have to take the meds.”

Eliana opened her eyes that were still wet with tears and sat up. Immediately, a cramp hit her with the movement and she gasped, curling up so much that her forehead touched her knees. “Ow,” she whined in a strained voice and Jordan set the pills and water down on her living room table, pulling Eliana into her arms, rubbing her back.

“Shhh, it’s okay,” she soothed. “Just breathe. It’ll ease up, just give it a minute.”

A minute passed. Then another before Eliana could uncurl. She’d started crying again while curled up and her eyes were red and pouring tears. “I hate this,” she groaned, using her shirt to dry off the tears. “This sucks.”

Jordan hummed in agreement, grabbing the meds and the water. “Here,” she said, holding the pills up to Eliana.

Eliana popped the medicine in her mouth and then let Jordan hold the glass up to her mouth. When Jordan took the glass away and she swallowed, the meds and water hit her stomach like a brick and she immediately paled, sweat running down her back. She knew what was about to happen.

“Jor?” she muttered to her girlfriend who was now walking away to grab their heating blanket.

Jordan stopped, looking back at Eliana. “Yeah?”

Eliana said nothing at first, swallowing as her mouth flooded with saliva. “Fuck,” she then cursed, jumping up from the couch and running to the guest bathroom since it was closer. She didn’t bother shutting the door, just running in and collapsing, thrusting the lid open. The water came back up, now looking yellow and bringing with it chunks from the McDonalds pancakes she had for breakfast. Her period hit around noon, so she hadn’t had lunch.

Jordan came into the bathroom and Eliana felt her girlfriend lift her hair and fasten it into a clip.

Groaning, Eliana let her forehead rest on the porcelain seat. She was trying to take deep breaths, and Jordan was rubbing her back.

“Are you empty, El?”

Jordan got her answer when Eliana lurched with another violent heave before more liquid splashed in the bowl. Some chunks got stuck in her throat and Eliana coughed, trying to get them out.

“Baby, just breathe, you’re—”

Eliana coughed until her gag reflex was triggered and another large stream came up, slow and painful and leaving her panting for air. The smell was awful and a little sweet, and she gagged even though she was likely completely empty now. Though it didn’t feel like it, she had to be after puking so much. Right?

Jordan began wiping Eliana’s mouth with a yet wad of toilet paper before dropping the toilet paper into the mess and flushing it down.

Eliana moved back, slumping against the wall, chest heaving. “I hate being a girl,” she declared. “This is the worst!”

Jordan smiled a little sympathetically. “Are you done?”

The poor purple-haired girl nodded pitifully.

“Okay. We’ll try meds again later. I’ll get the heating pad and we can cuddle and watch TV. Sound good?”

Another nod.

It took a little while for them to get to the couch. As soon as Jordan helped Eliana up, the poor girl’s face went three shades paler and she spent five minutes gagging dryly over the sink. Jordan fanned her face with her hand and stayed with Eliana while she splashed water on her face and rinsed her mouth. Then Jordan kept an arm around her girlfriend’s waist as they made their way back to the living room.

Eliana put on Greys Anatomy which they had started watching together after New Year’s Day when Eliana had said she had never watched it and Jordan and Keiko began to rant about how it was their favorite show since they were in high school. Eliana had to admit, she was a little obsessed with it and she was only in the second season.

Jordan got the heating pad and turned it on, handing it to Eliana. As soon as Jordan sat down, Eliana wrapped her arms around her girlfriend’s neck, her legs going over Jordan’s lap and cuddling close.

Jordan couldn’t help but smile. The heating pad on Eliana’s stomach was warm against her side, and she relaxed against the couch.

She was tracing shapes on Eliana’s back with her finger for a while before she smiled and giggled a little. Surprised by the sudden laughter since neither of them had said anything and nothing funny had happened in the show, Eliana pulled back enough to look at her and ask, “Why are you laughing?”

Jordan’s face had it’s usual brightness on. “You said you hate being a girl,” she grinned.

Eliana pouted. “So?”

Jordan laughed a little more. “I just pictured the gender-bent version of you.”

Eliana’s eyes widened. She couldn’t help but smile a little at her girlfriend’s reason for her goofy smile. “Yeah? And how do I look? Abs?”

Jordan shook her head. “No, no abs. But you still have your ass. And your hair is short but just long enough to pull into a manbun.” Still smiling, she leaned in and kissed Eliana on the cheek. “But gender-bent you isn’t half as hot and adorable as the real you. Personally, I love that you’re a girl.”

Eliana felt warmth burst in her chest and her smile widened, her cheeks becoming hot. “Yeah?”

Jordan nodded and kissed her. “Yeah,” she said, bumping their noses together. “You’re the best girl in the whole damn world.”

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