#these old women are Getting It

[poobletoods]

a little personal based-on-nothing headcanon of mine is that whenever cassie and lucy encounter a pretty lady when theyre out lucy helps cassie chat her up because while cassie is a very confident woman she gets so so flustered when an attractive lady is around and she needs lucy's natural charm to break the ice

lucy is gonna get her gf a gf just you watch

[flamingthespian]

[captainjonnitkessler]

Things I wish women were learning from true crime podcasts: how to spot early warning signs of abusive relationships, how to escape abusive relationships, how easily domestic violence can escalate to murder, how incredibly unlikely it is to be the victim of a crime done by a complete random stranger as opposed to friends and family

What women are learning from true crime podcasts: I am in CONSTANT danger and every day I survive without being murdered by a serial killer is a miracle. I should react to everyone I meet with distrust and paranoia and live my life as if I am in mortal peril and if anyone suggests that might not be healthy then they just don't understand what it is to Be A Woman In Today's Society

[greelin]

“well gray hair is hotter on men than it is on women generally—” well what if i killed you.

[jjkyaoi]

how different the atla main group and the lok main group are is Still the funniest thing in the world to me. like, the gaang are real sweet best friends, would die for each other and kill for each other, probably, a sprinkle of found family, friendships CAN last more than one lifetime, etc. and then korra has dated literally all of her three best friends. everyone in that group wanted a piece of the avatar’s ass

[icecreampizzer]

cookie clicker gay grandma fanart because I really love this meemaw's design :]

[padawansuggest]

I think Qui-Gon would lie and say his 25yo padawan was only 16 if a politician flirted with Obi-Wan. That is not allowed he’s an infant!!!

[comicallysmallcereals]

“I can’t get you out of my head”

[royalarchivist]

Fit: Yeah, they're all great, you'll like them a lot, you're in good hands.

Pac: You're in good hands, Empanada. One day, if you want to switch place one day, maybe? You know? Just let me know. Remember the thing we talked about yesterday, right? Yeah. Anytime.

Fit: [Chuckles] You two made a little agreement?

Pac: Yeah! Maybe one day it's going to happen, you know? I need to search for a hat just like Empanada's.

Fit: W- wh- wait, Just like in wait a minute, wait a minute. You want to switch places with Empanada? Is that what you mean?

Pac: Yes!!! She had the best mothers of all time! Like, imagine how she's going to be treated, like, she's going to be a princess! The princess of all princess!

Fit: [Stunned silence] Y- yeah, yeah! That- that- great. Just-

Empanada:

Pac: Yeah, you know, like– Tina and Bagi, you know, they are my mothers as well.* Mis madres, mis madres, mis madres, you know, 'cus of the meme, you know Fit, you know Fit?

Fit: Yeah yeah yeah yeah, I- I– Yeah. Yeah no, I get it, I get you, I get you, I understand. I understand. ...yeah.

Pac: [Laughs] Yeah.

Empanada: Drama

Fit: We say "fofoca", Empanada, in Portuguese, yeah. Fofoca, fofoca.

[pendwelling]

Her Majesty the Empress and Her Eminence the Cardinal! ☀️🌙

[habken]

mitsuki/ink/masaru lore, mitsuki and inko met in high school and lowkey both had crushes on each other but it never really went anywhere and they graduated then went to different universities, where they met their husbands, they kept in touch though and started hanging out more after they were both done with school, and were so excited to be having kids at the same time. Then Inko’s loser husband left and she started hanging out with the bakugou’s a lot more and eventually old feelings were brought up and it just slowly got less platonic and more romantic between them until one night they’re like …wait a second what are we..

[fakemichaelsheen]

-the south downs cottage-

crowley, sipping wine: hey, guess what?

aziraphale, reading: hmm?

crowley, smirking: maude is getting a divorce

aziraphale, puts the book down: really? oh, good. roger treated her awfully

crowley, nodding: I heard he was having an affair. with hilary!

aziraphale, gasps: no! *shakes his head* I knew there was a reason she wasn't attending the knitting circle

crowley, pouring more wine: so I told maude she can do so much better

aziraphale, smitten: of course you did

crowley, thoughtful: you know, that's the third marriage that's ended since we moved here *chuckles* maybe it's us

aziraphale, shrugs: perhaps they're looking at you and realising they'll never have perfection

crowley, impressed: smooth

aziraphale, reaches for his hand: you're not the only one capable of romance

crowley, kisses his hand: apparently not *pauses* it's hot

aziraphale, rolls his eyes playfully: I have one chapter left

crowley: *smug*

[kagoutiss]

hmmmmm

[silusvesuius]

nnnnnnnnnnnnno maa'am

[commanderogerss]

weren't y'all making fun of twitter blue???

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

@goated33 got me thinking-

in some ways, vaggie has the personality and risk assessment capabilities of a small furry animal

meaning everyone in hell THINKS she's the idiot chihuahua, picking fights with the local dobermans, getting metaphorically (literally?) dragged away by charlie for her own good

the twist is she's actually one of those damn weasel things, able to fuck up creatures several times her size and almost impossible to kill normally- yet STILL she's somehow picking fights waaaaay above her weight class

charlie got headaches over this in the early days, i bet. before vaggie simmered down from "don't kill kids wft" to "sinners maybe kinda redeemable actually? not for killy killy stab??"

even now though there's the vibe that, if left alone with alastor and even one less fuck to give, vaggie would be throttling him in seconds flat

this would probably not go well... sadly, once she got started, i could see her probably not noticing or caring much. imagine charlie worrying about this possibility a lot. some nights staying awake, concerned who her girlfriend might pick a fight with next, while vaggie lies fast asleep in her arms, blissfully smiling... likely dreaming of finally getting to stab somebody again like she means it <3