#these mfs i swear

[isjasz]

do you remember

[vurlient]

the vibe is so them, or vice versa... dunno

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[naomistares]

very short comic of harrow checking ianthe's molars or whatever tf she was doing

[layzeal]

love how "secret third thing" is genuinely the best way to describe whatever tf teenxian's feelings for teenji were

yes he had a crush and was helplessly infatuated, though not in a romantic way and also not in an entirely platonic way. it's all a secret third thing

[majunju]

grief

[numberonedukethomasapologist]

Duke: has anyone seen my wife beater?

Tim: ..your what?

Duke: um- my wife beater?

Time: 🧍‍♂️erm- no???

Duke: where the wahchumahcallit

Bruce: ???

Luke: *hands him the item he's looking for*

Bruce: ?!?

Duke: *laughing and running away from the person who said the joke*

Damian: Thomas?

Duke: ?

Damian: why did you run around the table??

Duke: cuz it was funny😭

*Duke with fresh cornrows patting tf out of his head*

*batfam member observing from a distance*:?????

*Duke on patrol acting like a black mom while forcing a robber to return the thing he stole and the robber makin stank faces*

Duke: fix yo face before I fix it for you.

*the backup he called in*: 😟

Duke(no filter after just wakin up): oou- whatchu lookin like who did it and why for?

*Steph who just woke up also*🫤

*dick trying to calm jon and Damian down and get control of them cuz they keep running through the manor with muddy shoes*

*Duke going to help* yall ain't bout to keep running in and out this damn house!! It's either you stay to assess outside or inside, do you hear me?

*jon and dami stop in their tracks cuz duke's using that loud mom voice*

Jon: yes sir

Damian: ..

Duke: hey! *snapping his fingers infront of damians face* do. You. Hear. Me.

Damian: *nods*

Dick: *in fuckin disbelief*

*Duke watching Damian and Jon fighting outside*: they gon sleep good tonight.

*goon mumbling under their breath*

Duke: say sumn slick again. I'll pop you in yo shit..

*Duke walking with some of the batfam*

Duke: *sees another black person running*

Duke: *immediately starts running away with them*

Batfam members: wtf??

[pinetreespants]

Forgive me

lmaooo okay so this was supposed to be a small piece for @bamsara cause I was rereading Trod, and in chapter 7 (uh oh the late night yapping begins), Narinder makes a point to say (yell) that he tried to introduce the idea of resurrection because he believed it could truly help those around him but it was an idea he was chained for. And it really was idk visual for me that Narinder at some point went up to Shamura in hopes that they too would also see the benefits of this ritual... only to be shut down and through the course of time I can see him growing bitter and angry... Also I was listening to the Epic saga, and now here we are

[faxaway]

sharp teeth nines yay or nay

[lottiessidehoe]

I need the Yellowjackets cast in a puppy interview for the season 3 press tour NOWWW

[incessantlark]

eef wieners...

[ahalliance]

rapid fire french rayou strikes again (transcript below the cut)

[Video transcript:

[ENG] Etoiles: I— I’m speedrunning it [Mario Party], but it’s like—

[FR] Etoiles: The next person to bust my balls by saying, ‘he’s going to miss the Ascension [French competitive event happening this Saturday 28/10]’ even though my plane is at six PM, you bunch of morons, it’s not because ZeratoR [Ascension event organiser] said once that I’d miss my plane that I will miss my plane, because what you guys don’t understand is that a plane doesn’t get missed if you arrive three hours in advance, and the last time I missed the plane was because my corresponding flight was one hour and a half [late]!

[ENG] Etoiles: I was just saying to my chat that I love them :)

Tina: Awhhh

Foolish: See, once again I have a feeling maybe that wasn’t—

End Video Transcript.]

[kindaasrikal]

Why the HECK do we not talk about pythors cannibalism. Ninjago, a childs show, in its EARLY SEASONS, had the small little detail of Pythor EATING HIS OWN KIND. He was THE LAST SNAKE PEOPLE. This mf is so so annoyingly evil and gross for all we know he couldve eaten his family guys omg omg why dont we talk about this PYTHOR COMMITTED CANNIBALISM.

OH. MY GOD.

What if the reason he stole sweets for and with Lloyd was to pull a witch in a candy house move by making him as fat as possible (as meaty as possible) before EATING HIM. GUYS????

Edit: after rewatching the first season, the reason has been confirmed 💀 he was planning to eat Lloyd the whole at first. Or at least thought Lloyd would make for a fulfilling meal 😭

[hijinxinprogress]

The JL keeps trying to stop Captain Marvel from talking to the media (and it’s not working)

The jl held a meeting about marvel’s conduct with cops bc he got a little too excited and suplexed a cop completely fucking forgetting he’s a 7ft buff ass man (the video goes viral for months) and the press is having a fucking field day with this bc ‘Captain Marvel Hates The Government!’ ‘Justice League Member, Captain Marvel, Shows His True Colors…?’ ‘Fawcett Superhero Attacks Civilian!’ ‘Captain Marvel Sends Police Officer to ICU!’ ‘Philadelphia Hero Puts Public Servant In Coma’ and shit like that is on the front page of every newspaper, magazine, and tabloid for the next eight months at least

so they’re like ‘hey you gotta say something! The people think you hate the us government esp the police!’ and he’s just sitting there confused before he says very slowly and clearly ‘But I do…I fucking despise them’

Barry and Hal are fucking losing it bc this is the guy that says ‘darn!’ in the heat of battle and has said on multiple occasions ‘Well, that’s not very nice, now is it?’ to opponents that destroy worlds for fun

like this guy still tries very hard not to make faces at the broccoli on his plate in front of the jl (and fails)

this guy hears a yj member or even the very adult titans cussing and going on the longest rant bc ‘I’ve not heard such foul language in all my years-!’ and what’s this ‘‘I’m an adult’ nonsense?? I’m older than Ravens grandfather 🤨 When you get to be my age-’

they’re all so pissed when they hear him cussing like a sailor playing video games on cyborgs phone the next day and he’s playing fucking temple run at that

[jaggybot3000]

chonny when he’s charming or something idk (RAHHHH I LOVE CHONNY JASH I WISH AUSTRALIANS WERE REAL‼️‼️‼️)

[bloodurged]

"know that, when I'm braver, it's 'cause I learned it from you."

[literalite]

marlo velasco for @rainymoodlet's rock of love!

hii formally introducing marlo after showing them in cas first lmao i'll stick all their info and some bonus pics under the cut :3

they're filipino, nonbinary (using they/them pronouns), and androsexual- for simplicity's sake they sometimes just say they're gay

traits: erratic, hot-headed, creative likes: alternative and metal music, competency, a good discussion, wellness, getting everything just right, being praised(.......), a good visual contrast, travelling, friendly competition, hard workers, vintage artwork, and of course tattoos fhgjhkjkl dislikes: modern decor, elitism, people who lack drive or who follow tradition, being told what to do, stupid questions, green eyes, makeup, phones or cameras or honestly most modern technology, softening their tone in any way, uncomfortable shoes

quick well that was a fucking lie bio:

only child to two very conservative parents, had a very testy relationship with them both throughout their teens and young adulthood. currently no contact with them both

learnt how to tattoo in their teens and joined a tattoo and piercing shop as an apprentice at 21. they met both their ex husband and their current best friend, risa there

married their ex at 25, was truly in love with him despite being deeply unhappy in other aspects of life

came out and began transitioning at 29, which strained their marriage as he tried and failed to accept their true self as opposed to the "woman" he had signed up for

he convinced them to try for having a kid in order to save their relationship shocker, that did not work so mickey was born

after three years they divorced- admittedly marlo was not a stellar parent and left mickey mostly in her father's care while they moved on from working at the original tattoo shop, eventually seeing their kid for only a weekend per month

at 35 opened their new shop Purgatory Tattoos with their best friend risa as co-owner

two years ago, they got a call in the middle of the night, from their ex who immediately started shouting down the line at them for "corrupting" their 11 year old into thinking that she's a girl. they immediately drove the few hours to go pick mickey up and filed for custody the morning after

marlo's relationship with mickey was initially understandably pretty rocky, with marlo being really awkward around their own daughter and mickey obviously being distrustful of them. in years since, they've grown a lot closer, with marlo now really appreciating the work it takes to raise a kid. they're still very anxious about being a "good" parent though, having totally lacked for any role models

has sort of dated around since breaking up with their husband, but hasn't been able to commit to anything serious what with their focus on keeping their business running and the residual sting of a long and painful loss both emotionally and financially from their ex

signed up for this at risa's insistence and also thinking that it'd be nice for mickey to grow up with a more stable and loving environment than they did

fun facts:

they're pretty much tone deaf but nevertheless enthusiastic about karaoke much to their neighbours' detriment

for their employees and apprentices, they're known as kind of a hardass, especially in comparison to risa, but being under their guidance improves skills x10

lactose intolerant but im not wasting a trait slot on that LMAO

used to have piercings, but took their facial ones out years ago because they'd all been done by their ex- all the holes have since closed up

has pretty much no social media presence aside from their shop's instagram account, on which they've got no photos of themselves, not even a candid in the background of a shot. doesnt know wtf a tiktok is even though mick keeps begging them to do dances with her?

can't imagine moving away from tomarang even though they love travelling overseas. a big goal is getting enough money together to take mickey on a big holiday abroad

here are some pics of them and their daughter, mickey! she's 13, trans, she/her pronouns. due to their long estrangement, mickey calls them "lo" instead of any other term