#these bitches are fried
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started the wilds to get my “plane-wrecked lesbians” fix in between episodes of yellowjackets and all i have to say is that it is k i l l i n g me how instead of retreating into the island wilderness paradise around them they stay on the beach to slowly go insane via sun poisoning
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Okay, but has anyone mentioned yet that Grover is also a vegetarian so when he says “Thanks for the emotional abuse and the cheeseburgers,” he’s like doubling down on Ares’ shittiness?? Ares even mentions how practically all satyrs are vegetarian or vegan when he said all they do is eat tofu. I bet when Grover said that at the end, he was cursing him out so thoroughly on his head, Ares could hear it. “Thanks for the emotional abuse and cheeseburgers you @&!$ing $!@? and you didn’t even get a %£#!ing salad. Oooo you got a big &$%! plate of fries? Whoop-dee &!#@ing doo!! What kind of #&*!ing god are you? A piss poor @#!$ing !%@$ one. Athena’s owl my €@%#.” That’s probably why Ares didn’t bother with the paper towels.
#like that must have been so insulting#I have a dietary restriction myself and if someone was like yeah I got all these massive entrees that you can’t have but oh! we got …#you a plate of fries cuz I know you probably haven’t eaten in like an entire day? I would be PISSED#yeah Grover get his ass#Grover probably sat in silence for thirty minutes staring at that massive plate of burgers then thought yeah I’m gonna mess this bitch up#and psychological warfare Grover was born#grover underwood#percy jackson#pjo#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo tv show#pjo spoilers#percy jackson tv show#percy jackson the lightning thief#pjo series#ares#ares pjo
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Irondad fic ideas #155
Tony can be... a bit overbearing with his helicopter parent tendencies. To combat this, Peter sets up a small protocol with FRIDAY.
Any time Tony wants to do something paranoid or invasive, FRIDAY is to send him a helpful article first, with titles like "Excessive Surveillance Can Harm Adolescent Development, Study Finds" and "Why Teens Need Privacy From Their Parents"
Peter leaves the choice of articles up to FRIDAY, trusting her to send ones that fit the situation.
While this protocol does get Tony to reconsider some of his more... extreme impractical requests, in most cases it fails to change his mind. Being hands-off about Peter's safety is not something he can do -- not when he knows the kinds of dangers this particular kid could face.
He's grateful for the insight that the protocol has given him, though. So instead of removing it, he decides to add to it. He asks FRIDAY to make it a two-way street. Now, whenever Peter complains about one of Tony's safety protocols, FRIDAY will send an article to help him understand
However, Tony doesn't anticipate the kinds of articles FRIDAY will choose. While she continues to send Tony studies and editorials, to Peter she sends news reports from Tony's past
Peter's mad that Tony has put trackers in everything he owns? -- "Tony Stark Still Missing: Inside Month Three of the Harrowing Search"
Peter hates the constant health monitoring that FRIDAY does when he's in the tower? -- "Death Wish or Death Sentence? Stark Behavior Tied to Secret Illness that Almost Cost Him His Life"
It goes on and on. For every seemingly insane overreach, there's a story, an experience Tony is trying to protect Peter from.
They both still disagree about how much protection is too much, but at least they understand each other better now
#tony upon reading peter's articles: hmm. that's... actually pretty convincing. I guess I can see where he's coming from#FRI babe send pete something equally convincing so he can see my side#FRIDAY: here are tony stark's traumas age 0 to present-#irondad fic ideas#irondad and spiderson#iron dad and spider son#she basically bombards him with empathy#FRIDAY is truly a strategy queen#peter parker#tony stark#irondad#spiderson#ironfam#queueueueue#see announcements#also if tony ever complains that he didn't want FRIDAY to share all those personal things-#peter: payback's a bitch huh
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he's not a kin or a comfort character but a secret third thing (my worksona)
#strong bad#homestar runner#SB sits in the beautiful tier of Mascot Zone on my kinlist. I too am a tired gay emailer with masculinity issues#the brothers chaps were so real for bis cas fri I feel that shit all the time#literally don't even get paid for this crap those corpo bitches love screwing over pre-meds#I DO own that little blue flower shirt in the first pic tho. love that thang#anyway I'm quitting soon tee hee. for a paying job#w art
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fried fish 🍽️
#i just realized he looks so friccin bright#also fricc his shoos >:(#again. the reason why the fish remains relevant to me is due to losing countless times on tableturf battle#fried bitch#coralynakawaii#splatoon#ms paint#splatoon fanart#splatoon art#fred crumbs#splatoon shopkeepers#is easier to paint w mouse rather than draw lines#splatoon 3
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Soldier/Spy handsize comparison
Used this as reference
#tf2#spy tf2#tf2 soldier#digital art#ibispaintx#freedom fries#soldierspy#I know how you bitches love size difference#i’m bitches#One day I’ll misspell spy as soy and I won’t correct it before posting#That day will be my last
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Benny x Courier but the Courier is increasingly in denial for their feelings for Benny cause they see him as this loser pretty city boy Vegas type and they slowly (or rather quickly) realize that there were in fact reasons why Benny was able to manipulate so many people, infiltrate the Fort and avoid serious injury for all of it.
Like surprise the corniest loser you know is actually pretty badass and you kinda find that infuriatingly attractive.
#loser boyfriend that goes down on you right after reciting the lamest sexy talk ever#like I’d be so pissed if I was The Courier like why is this guy#so stupid but making it work like the courier would’ve been dead#like pls I beg yall to write Benny correctly it’s so hard to see content for him that doesn’t even get his scary parts#he’s more sassy and sardonic than silly yall just make him lame like he’d def talk back#this guy wouldn’t be able to bite his tongue if you fried it up and fed it to him#like yall write him so lame yall don’t get Benny like I do he bites people then gaslights them on it being an accident like get good#he’s more ass than hole guys he’d hold his own and be a bitch about it#plus I am team Benny would not let someone be in charge of him too many of you like treat him like he wouldn’t be like#Joshua graham and refuse to hold the couriers shit or that’s he wouldn’t argue or even fight the courier if they got in his face like he#is literally alway programmed to aim for your head he wants you fucking dead he’s a raider at heart treat him as such like slimy doesnt mean#he’s a useless coward have variety in how you characterize ur blorbos they can’t all be wet dogs#fallout#fallout new vegas#fnv#benny gecko#Benny fnv
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[LEWIS] pre quali, azerbaijan grand prix 2024
#colouring this was a bitch so I dont wanna hear abt how fried these gifs r#f1#lewis hamilton#merc.lew#kyle.gif#f1edit#lewishamiltonedit#baku24#azerbaijan gp 2024
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them: “get off my back u frigid bitch” “its always an awful idea to have u here”
me: theyre n love :)
#waitress: i dont like ur sister. shes a terrible person. shes a bitch and shes ugly and i didnt want her on th team#me: aawwwww <333333#shit talking her as much as possible b4 defending her honor lest u appear too fond? i see u ;)#deetress#the gang goes bowling#sunny spoilers#ramblings#s16#i wish they had kept th lil bit @ th end where they had th waitress offer dee some fries tho#i thnk th waitress holding out fries to dee is th moment tht stuck n my head th most out of everything working on this season#and then it wasnt evn there lmfaooo#now realizing bOTH seasons th moments i remembered th most on set were deetress moments and then BOTH seasons they were diff in th show#they hurt me. they hurt me continuously. im weak
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Star Trek has permanently altered how I view people touching hands in media because of yk. The Vulcan ‘hand touch = kiss’ thing. Which can be incredibly annoying especially when I see fanart where two characters are touching hands in any way and I immediately think “ohohohoho so scandalous” when no. it really isn’t.
But it also makes me seem like an incredibly,,, horny? person from like the 1600s when touching hands before marriage was an ‘immediately going to hell’ kind of sin. Anyway all that’s to say is I am SLUT SHAMING every single person who has EVER held hands in a romantic sense before MARRIAGE do you even KNOW what that MEANS /j
#spencer rambles#I guess this counts as a Star Trek post so#star trek#specifically#star trek the original series#and#spirk#because they’re the only bitches I think of when I think of the Vulcan hand touch thing#idk idk my brain has been fried by watching twilight so I’m just saying shit at this point
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(very minor flash warning) 📸
Another edit wahoo! This time it's freedom fries because *grips thigh aggressively* I think they're very cool
This song makes me think of them \o/
#gay bitches gay bitches gay bitches#tf2#tostadasillies#tf2 edit#tf2 soldier#tf2 spy#freedom fries tf2#spy x soldier
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they are ignoring my big beautiful pathetic himbo wife and his cute little platypus tail that he has for some tank part reason im too dumb to understand why
#how can u laugh 😿 this is not a JOKE 😾⁉️⁉️⁉️#love the way starscream was smiling and entertained by demo's people pleasing and having to make himself frown#so he can make demo even more exasperated by his apathy#'it's funny when he nags cyclonus but he can stfu around me pls '#part of what makes armada starscream so cool is demo taking a lot of the more pathetic sides of his ppl pleasing#starscream's ppl pleasing is more for competitive career (power) reasons and fear#demo's tries to be but also he just wants megatron to like him and be nice to him pls :(#whereas megs actually likes starscream and wants him to succeed one day just not today lol#and starscream is like no wtf ure weird i just want ur position . gtfo#it's like the one worker the manager wants to make a new manager one day but the worker hates it there & just does whats needed then leaves#& trains new ppl by being like 'yea so the fuckass manager likes it like this so if u see him then do that shit but heres how i do it lol'#new ppl being mini cons who hes like that cool younger adult to wholl send ppl home instantly if theyre sick & is chilled but professional#meanwhile demo is the suck up tryhard who just needs to put the fries in the bag bro#he wants to be manager so bad but hes also annoying and dumb and megs just wants him to leave his office so he can pretend 2 work#cyclonus is the broke guy who just goofs off bcs if he gets fired then he gets fired but they havent yet bcs theyre understaffed#n he knows it too. he sleeps on the job if it slows down for 1 second. but hes an adrenalin junkie who can get distracted#demo wants meg to want his effin cookje so freaking bad... i love pathetic men#sideways secretly has 3 jobs total & 2 of them are at their competitors' who pay better so he dgaf abt this one#he never picks up shifts and doesnt care abt working less hours. hes hust here for the drama tbh#he clocks in wondering if demo will ever get that megadck hes been bitching abt#he clocks out a disappointed fujoshi#it's ok bcs karen hot rod who works at their competitors comes storming in with his kids & needs rizzed up#by either starscream or sideways bcs they fucked up his kids' orders on purpose after hr gave them a spiel abt their long list of allergies#demolisher#starscream#cyclonus#transformers#maccadam#tf armada#sideways
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Top 5 relatable anime characters
5.) Laios Touden: wants to become a fuckign ouppy
4.) Akira Fudo: cries so much that the anime has “crybaby” in the title
3.) Yuuta Okkotsu: never in my life before watching JJK0 in theaters had I ever seen such a succinct and impactful portrayal of how love can cause you irrevocable suffering; how losing a loved one can change you, and how your grief can change them - be it the image of them you keep within your memories, or in Rika’s case, her actual form. He feels so haunted by the loss of his childhood love that he believes she cursed him, when in reality, it was his unshakable love and his refusal to let her go that cursed her. The wedding ring is so incredibly symbolic and heartbreaking, and the final fight where he vows to give himself heart and soul to Rika to repay her for the torment of being made into a curse for all those years absolutely tore me apart. It is such a beautifully agonizing piece about how love changes you, for the better and the worse, often at the same time. How love can twist your heart and your mind so subtly that you don’t even notice it happening until it’s too late. How once you’ve loved someone, once you’ve cemented yourself in someone else’s life, you will never be free of how they have shaped and changed you. Yuuta and Rika are a pure embodiment of how even the most selfless of love can become selfish in the singleminded desire to keep someone you treasure alive when it is no longer their place to live.
2.) Marcille Donato: committed genuine crimes to bring back her big tiddied butch crush
1.) bill cipher
#im really sick does any of this make sense#i feel like that bitch with the crazy hair and the board with the pins and red string#I have vertigo I think I’m actually losing my grip on reality#I think my brain might be fried#hard to say#delicious in dungeon#devilman crybaby#jujutsu kaisen#gravity falls#laios touden#okkotsu yuuta#marcille donato#akira fudo#coyote’s talk tag#bill cipher
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i just started crying because i was listening to gwen by aislinn davis and imagining finn broke up with me?????? literally what the fuck???? i need sleep
#my brain is so fried that i fully thought like.#what if xe breaks up with me. then what#like!!!!! they have not made any implication that that is going to happen#but my brain!!! is being!!! a bitch#lil fucking rat living in my skull#whats going on up there? i dont know#ellis.txt
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What the fuck Rodrigue
#give your baby boy your French fries bitch#fe3h#three hopes#felix fraldarius#dimitri alexandre blaiddyd#Rodrigue fraldarius#fe3hw
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