loserdater
Dating As a Millennial
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loserdater · 5 years ago
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Mark
Stats:
Height: 6’4
Weight: 220-250 lbs
Identifying marks: Irish themed bicep tat 🙄
Fun fact: matched on tinder about a year prior, but was already too focused on other people. Kept his contact cuz he seemed nice. Watched his kid grow up through Instagram.
The date: supposed to be dinner and a movie, but he had to work at 5 am the next day. We just went to Kelsey’s had dinner and a drink then he drove me home.
Rating: 7.5/10
Redemptions: actually a very nice guy, picked me up and drove a SICK truck. Didn’t make moves on me.
Cons: talked about his baby mama drama a LOT. Horrible text personality.
I’ll probably give him another shot if he’s down just cuz he’s super nice. Not boyfriend material.
**edit: I kinda knew he had a gf he said he broke up with. Messaged her and she said they were most definitely still dating. He blocked me.
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loserdater · 5 years ago
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Maybe I play around on these too much ? 🤔
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loserdater · 5 years ago
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🗣ladies ! Know how much your pussy is worth !
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loserdater · 5 years ago
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Shane
Stats:
Height: 6’3
Weight: 180-200lbs approx.
Age: 29
Nationality: Caucasian
Identifying marks: leg tats, sleeve
Fun fact: second person I ever had sex with. Took my anal virginity. He asked me to be his gf circa 2007. He never called me after that.
Date: he asked me out 3 times and I cancelled each time. On the fourth time I finally decided to go. I picked him up and we went to ribfest. He bought a 40oz of jack daniels. I picked him up and We drove to ribfest got a rack each. Went back to his place. He got us both mdma. Took two shots of jack daniels. Watched some into the badlands. Had sex. Multiple orgasms largely due to mdma. Stayed over and left at 730 am. Unfortunately got my period that day.
Rating: 6/10.
Redemptions : orgasms, mdma, someone I already knew.
Points lost: told him I didn’t wanna hook up but still went for it, didn’t drive, not good convo.
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loserdater · 5 years ago
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