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#was laughing the entire time i was drawing this lmao#apothecary diaries#artists on tumblr#my art#mao mao#anime fanart#maomao#kusuriya no hitorigoto#the apothecary diaries#mei mei#I swear this literally happened in that one episode#how does this show manage to have a scene for every existing meme out there#yas bitch slay#meme#uchiwaflame
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My Bg3 Party with the cutest barbarian and 3 pathetic guys.
#baldur's gate 3#karlach cliffgate#wyll ravengard#astarion ancunin#gale dekarios#boi I love them#pathetic is affectionate I swear#mostly#not when Gale fucks up his cantrips tho#bitch get ur magic right#Guess who Im playing as#WRONG! Im playing 4 diff campaigns ah-hah#as all 4 of them#well one is over lol#I love their interactions I can't help#they cute#and dumb#constantly recycling this party over and over#I love shart and lae too but for now Imma finish those 4#did u really read all these tags?#mycryptidart
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Language! Part 2
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The speech bubbles are a little odd, a holdover from when I used to draw these small and all on one layer and canvas.
Somehow, some way, Splinter’ll always catch them and make them pony up to the swear jar! Darn ninja dads, I swear, it’s like they can hide in the walls or something
Anyway, thought it would be fun to hint at Splinter having a life and acquaintances from his time in yokai society, in that weird way that parents have when they mention a crazy skill they picked up from their mysterious life before parenthood that their kids have no knowledge of yet. Plus, it’s interesting to think about what Splinter does in his day. He loved entertaining and stardom, I doubt he’d up and quit forever. His voice is the last thing truly his after his transformation, I’m sure he’d use it somehow to keep doing what he loved! He’s also a ninja warrior specifically trained to fight the supernatural, that probably comes with some pretty fun skills!
My mom once stole a boat and sailed to an abandoned condemned island for a whole couple of days, a story which cropped up once and then wasn’t explained until years later, much to my intrigue. She’s so calm and well collected, it was crazy to hear the shit she used to get up to lol
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt comic#rise raph#rottmnt raph#rise splinter#rottmnt splinter#I used to be so scared of swearing as a kid that I’d lean in and whisper super dramatically to my friends if I dared say one#then I called someone a bitch right to their face and my friends still joke about it#the brown Listerine tastes like hand sanitizer it’s awful
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Agatha All Along
Agatha & Rio
If I Can't Reach You / Let My Song Teach You
#Agatha All Along#Agatha Harkness#Rio Vidal#Kathryn Hahn#Aubrey Plaza#Spoilers#Agatha All Along Spoilers#agatha spoilers#agatha/rio#agatha x rio#my gifs#tv edits#tv : Marvel#tv : Witches#MCU#MCUedits#Marveledits#khedits#I Love them!#Ugh!#I cannot believe how much they've already given us without really giving us anything#I just want to live in this feeling#They best kiss before the end of the show#I swear if this is all I get...#I will burn a bitch down!
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Swimsuit season is well over now. Maybe it's for the best.
#ambroys#special guest star hyden#my draws#as always i just like drawing them hanging out together and being shameless silly gaudy bastards#ambroys can be a judgy little bitch all he likes - hyden's ego defenses are impenetrable#sfkkf standing next to hyden always makes ambroys look like such a manlet. i swear he's well over 6 feet tall#even if i draw ambroys as a totally normal (...relatively normal) non-magic human i still want to put his sun-shaped tummy birthmark on him#it stretches credulity but i think it's cute (said like a man in a confession both)#ummm tags i guess#swimsuit#beach#cartoon art#artists on tumblr#oc#human oc
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Sometimes I get messages about certain dialogue in my comics about how a character is being passive aggressive when I'm just writing them as straight forward and blunt.
idk, as an autistic person who's dealt with genuine harassment several times (including a few months ago) because his straight forward and blunt demeanor was misinterpreted as being "rude", "ungrateful" and "bitchy", its just kind of interesting seeing people interpret dialogue in a more hostile way.
it's not a complaint, i prefer those fictional interpretations over terminally online twitter users who need to be coddled over everything but it is kind of fascinating seeing how people interpret certain dialogue.
#txt#also funnily enough made me think of chappell roan's stupid discourse#like hearing her speak casually and without sugar coating her words and everyone is calling a rude ungrateful bitch#i could not help but think 'wow she just like me fr'#its also tragic bc i swear we were finally acknowledging this weird 'overcorrection' in interactions people have been having online#where now everyone has to talk to someone and reassure them at the same time because they're so scared of backlash#but social media has become so volatile that we're back to people screaming at neurodivergent people because they think#blunt honesty is being passive aggressive and rude
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my piece for the second edition of the annual Star Trek Swimsuit Special! <3
and some alternate versions because i couldn't pick:
#affectionately titled 'uhura and her bitches' by boost#nyota uhura#star trek#star trek tos#star trek the original series#uhura star trek#pinup art#sorry for no bush this year... i swear i wanted to draw more bush but this pose just called to me...#ill make it up to yall next time 🫡#my art#fuck it we posting. reasonable hours? don't know her!
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I'm stressing about the US elections. And I'm not even there.
I cannot possibly overstate the importance of voting for Kamala Harris. If you guys fumble this, it's over.
And it will have catastrophic consequences for all of us.
I can't believe this is even a fucking debate.
Why on fuck's green earth are there people discouraging others from voting Kamala? I'm actually laughing in despair.
Are we really going to discuss Kamala's faults when your only other option is motherfucking goddamn Donald Trump?
What do you not understand about how racist, sexist, homophobic, narcissistic, disgusting that convicted felon is?
Do you want him anywhere near office?
No?
Then shut the fuck up.
Edit: Coming back a few days later, I feel it's important to clarify that discussing Kamala's faults, contrary to how I came off in the above post, is okay.
I honestly didn't realize how much I made it seem as if saying anything remotely critical of her is some kind of crime.
What I actually take issue with is the people who criticize her while coming from a "don't vote for her" perspective.
She is not beyond criticism.
But if Trump makes it then both the people who live in the US and the people who are fighting for their lives in Palestine will all be a trillion times worse off.
Not to mention any possible ripple effects his potential election will have to the rest of us.
Also, a friendly reminder that "I'm not voting" is an incredibly privileged take.
#us elections#please vote#vote for kamala harris#kamala harris#anti donald trump#anti trump#i can't stress this enough#if you shoot yourselves in the foot i swear to god you will be the dumbest sons of bitches to ever curse the earth#usually i dont like insulting others like this but my FUCK. DO NOT. Screw this up.#us politics#2024 elections#usa#vote.#vote democrat#vote blue#don't skip this or i will chop off your genitals amd spoon feed them to you.
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head empty, just thinking of pre crash curly in between your legs while on his knees. those pretty blue eyes of his looking up to you with tears as his lips wrapped around your cock, breathing through his nose as he slowly goes down your cock. curly was trying so hard to fit it down his throat as he tears up, his throat bulging
imagine running your fingers through his curly blond hair, clutching tightly as you then shove him down your cock. poor curly letting out muffled gasp as he gags with your cock hitting the back of his throat. tears brimming his eyes more as he barely breaths because of your big dick
#akdbajdsifbkwuriwhrheha#im so normal about him#i swear#fuckkkk#top male reader#: ̗̀➛ ❛ . . . bitch thirsting! ❜
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Bones gets this for Spock but it backfires when Spock says he assumed it was one of those best friends necklaces where he would wear the first half and Bones the second
#star trek#star trek tos#leonard mccoy#spock#spones#bones mccoy#jewelry#be kind of a bitch#i mean be kind...be kind of a bitch is really the dynamic because they are both#oliviajewelryco#not an endorsement i don't know this company#they're just all over my insta#cw swearing#cw gendered swear
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"I loved you like the sun, yet you loved me like the eclipse," he whispered, his voice as soft and fleeting as a memory. Sunday stood before you, his eyes dimmed, the navy blue pupils lost in a sea of unshed tears. His halo flickered faintly, its once vibrant glow now a trembling reminder of his fractured divinity.
You couldn't look at him—not fully. To meet his gaze was to confront the truth you had both tried to outrun. So, instead, you focused on his trembling hands, gloved in black, clenched tightly at his sides. You remembered those hands as a refuge, their warmth steady even when his words faltered. Now, they were trembling barriers, guarding the chasm that had grown between you.
"I gave you my light, my constancy, my everything," he continued, his voice breaking as he took a tentative step closer. "And yet...you only came to me in the moments when your world was in shadow."
His wings fluttered, the feathers catching faint light as though they, too, were straining to hold him upright. You wanted to reach out, to say something—anything—but the words tangled in your throat like a knot you couldn’t untie.
"I never asked for more," he said, his tone sharpening with an edge of bitterness. "I knew what I was to you—a fleeting comfort, an illusion of peace. But even illusions have limits."
You flinched at his words, the truth of them cutting deeper than you’d thought possible. He wasn’t wrong. He had always been there, unyielding, while you drifted in and out, carried by tides of your own fear and longing. You had loved him, hadn’t you? Or was it simply the light he offered, the way it burned away the shadows you couldn’t face alone?
Sunday turned away, his shoulders taut with restrained emotion. His scarf fluttered, the golden underside catching the light like a thread of hope unraveling. "I loved you like the sun," he murmured again, the words more to himself now, "steady, unyielding, radiant. But you—"
He faltered, his voice cracking as the weight of his emotions bore down. When he spoke again, it was quieter, a whisper trembling with sorrow. "You loved me like the eclipse—beautiful, fleeting, only when it was convenient to forget the rest of the world."
His words crushed you, their truth unbearable. You had basked in his warmth, his constancy, without realizing how deeply you had wounded him by taking it for granted. And now, faced with the fragility of what you had shared, you could see the fractures you’d ignored all along.
"I didn’t mean to—" you began, but your voice broke under the weight of your guilt.
He turned to face you again, his eyes glistening, filled with a sadness so profound it stole the air from your lungs. "I know," he said softly, a faint, weary smile gracing his lips. "You never meant to. But intention doesn’t erase the pain, does it?"
For a moment, silence stretched between you, vast and aching. The tension in his wings softened, and his halo steadied, though its glow was dim. He reached out, his hand hovering just inches from yours. It trembled, caught between yearning and restraint, before finally retreating.
"I need to let go," he whispered. "For both of us. Maybe, one day, we’ll find the balance we never could before. But not like this. Not now."
And with that, he turned away, his steps light but unyielding. You watched as he disappeared into the distance, his presence fading like the final rays of a setting sun. All that remained was the echo of his voice and the crushing realization that you had loved him too late.
Inspired by me generating random quotes in my head while I brush my teeth in the morning 😇🫶
Expect more angst in the future lol
#x reader#honkai star rail#hsr#honkai star rail x reader#hsr x reader#hsr sunday#sunday hsr#sunday x reader#sunday sunday sunday#sunday#I SWEAR IF THIS BITCH DOESN'T LEAVE MY MIND!! 🧍♀️#🤺#angst#unrequited love#emotional conflict#bittersweet ending#guilt#yearning#hurt/comfort(implied)#breaking up(?)#inner turmoil#miscommunication#vulnerability#love and loss#self discovery
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this is misty quigley if you think about it hard enough
#i swear if you squint its her#im sorry#i pulled an all nighter#i havent slept in a long time#and i saw this guy and you know what? yeah#thats that crazy bitch#misty quigly#misty quigley#yellowjackets#yellowjackets showtime#yj#my post
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TSC 2 IS CALLED THE GOLDEN RAVEN AND JEAN'S BIRTHDAY IS 11/9 TO MIRROR NEIL'S 1/19 BECAUSE THEY'RE CONNECTED EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP I CAN'T HANDLE THIS AT 3 AM
#i have so many things to do tomorrow how am i supposed to function like this#NORA WHAT????#AAAAAAA#i really bitch about that woman 24/7 but the moment she starts posting again i act like i've just received a prophecy from GOD#I MISSED JEAN'S BIRTHDAY THO FUCK I'LL DRAW HIM TOMORROW GUYS I SWEAR#and i'm working on a kevjean fic i'll post... at some point? idk i'm barely halfway done#i've been adding to it sporadically when work is slow#anyway#aftg#all for the game#jean moreau#aftg trilogy#the sunshine court#the golden raven#tsc#jean yves moreau#neil josten
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hey soo just wonderin, what would happen if dream found nughtmare in a vunerable position? Like emotionaly, or cant walk kind of way. Also i know night had pain in his legs and dream has everything pain, so what if he foun nughtmare on the beach?
Dream was gone by the time Nightmare woke up
Generally, Dream is criticized by a lot of people for “losing many chances” to end Nightmare
And there is truth to it, whether it’s false hope, endless love, or deep pain that prevents him, Dream doesn’t have it in him to kill Nightmare yet
If he found him on the beach, he’d either leave, or stay a while if Nightmare’s asleep
If he found Nightmare in a vulnerable position, he’d most likely not do anything to make it worse, he’d let Nightmare have the opportunity to escape or defend himself, or simply leave Nightmare be
Something that Nightmare himself criticizes
#these two bitches are gonna be the end of me i swear to god jvvvjvjvjvjv#they hurt me deeply and I love them#anothers ask#anothers art#nightmare sans#dream sans
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Heh... hey guys...... BOOOO OOGLY BOOGLY SCREENS SCREEEEEEEEEEENS
OOOOO
#sebastian solace#sebastian pressure#painter pressure#roblox pressure#pressure fanart#scp 079#edgar electric dreams#scag regretevator#terminal ultrakill#robo bitch#guys how do i even tag this#anyways don't come after me for the#sebastian x painter#art I swear it was a joke at first but now it's kind of cute#What other tags did i forget uhhhh#regretevator#ultrakill#scp foundation#electric dreams#fanart for the soul#twitter didn't like this
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uhrm caine and queenie fighting over kinger
Caine is having none of that lol, Kinger just dosen't want them to fight :[
#the amazing digital circus#tadc caine#tadc fanart#kinger x caine#royalteeth#tdac#tadc kinger#kingleader#tadc queenie#As you can see Im trying to get through my asks#they will open back up soon i swear#caine takes no fucking shit lol#he's like ugh this bitch
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