#these aren't headcanons; they're canon

[lunarw0rks]

Milk tea/booba i think some of cod characters would get:

Price: i think oolong or ube/taro milk tea🍠

Soap: cookies n cream! Extra bobba!! 🍪

Gaz: strawberry matcha! With fresh strawberries 🍓

Ghost: regular/house milk tea, i think he might sub bobba w pudding bc one time he choked on the bobba and hes traumatized rip. 🍮

Konig: caramel or chocolate milk tea xxxxl size fir our xxxxl boi 🍫

Valeria: thai milk tea for our queen 👸

Alejandro: i think he might get passion fruit tea with coconut/lychee jelly . Something fruity and tropical 🥥

Rudy: green milktea🌱

i bet price choked the first time he tried boba. even after the employee explained what it was. he guzzled it anyways.

BOBA HEADCANONS !! BOBA HEADCANONS !! BOBA HEADCANONS !! WEEE WOOO !!

I LOVE BOBA SM

[arttsuka]

could you draw one of your headcannons?

Headcanon that Jake Marshall is trans

[noahmullariii]

My weirdest headcanon is that at the end of 4th year Remus bites his leg off during a transformation. It's the first moon after his mum's funeral so he's extra distressed and the wolf isn't having it. Pomfrey is terrified when she finds him all mangled and cold from blood loss, and it's the first time James, Peter and Sirius aren't allowed to see him right away. Pomfrey magically sews his leg back together, of course, but like all his werewolf injuries it doesn't heal quite right. Now Remus has to hide his newfound limp to avoid suspicion. It makes Severus question him even more than before though, especially with Professors making up new excuses for Remus' absence after that since, you know, his mum's illness can't be a reason anymore. It also makes James, Peter and Sirius work faster on their animagi master plan cuz "bloody hell he chewed off his leg!"

[instantpansies]

oh holy fuck. the tumblr strawmen are real. aimlessly scrolling insta reels and under some silly clip of rhett and link there are multiple people saying they "find all the shipping stuff uncomfortable bc it's incest coded" - meaning the actions that rhett and link themselves take, as well as the fandom. we're cooked. we're cooked. ah yes, of course, intentional comedic fanservice from two men who are not related to each other is, morally speaking, incest. of course. fucking hell dude lmao

[iwonderwh0]

An android (or a group) can take a whole office building hostage by locking all the doors and making the environment hostile in general. All while being able to monitor every single security camera to know exactly what's going on, perhaps even having control over each of the smartphone within reach. Hearing everything that's going on around, blocking any attempts to call for help.

Violent revolution should have been doing something like that, not just trashing streets.

All the city environment is basically a big hostile trap if you use it as one

[kittieshauntedourfantasy]

When you see a headcanon so wrong you start tweakin and hit up the three person gc

[total-drama-brainrot]

headcanoning all of my favourite characters as somewhere under the aro/ace umbrellas as a treat to myself.

[fangyymusic]

Happy April fools day, FNaF OC x canon

I hope you explode 🖤

[fiona-fififi]

Pleeeeaaaaase say it!!!

Okay, anon, but I'm blaming you when I get run out of the fandom. 😂

(I'm making it small, so I can pretend I didn't really say it.)

So, I think Buck and Tommy are at the start of a meaningful relationship, but at this point, it is super early in that relationship. Like, they have only been on one and a half dates and have a promise to attend the wedding together. And I do think that means something big, especially with Buck saying he thinks he might be ready for something with Tommy.

But also, I feel like the fandom has really built up their headcanons around the Buck/Tommy relationship to the point that they're being treated like they're in a super serious long-term relationship already, and just. they're not? They might be moving there, there's definitely potential, but they're not there yet based on what we've seen in canon, and the way the relationship is being talked about around 7x06 and the remainder of the season right now is. a little odd to me? Like, I don't think they're just casual, but I also don't think they're at the stage where ending the relationship would mean some huge drama.

[acanvasofabillionsuns]

hrose camp headcanons

the gap is agender

he used he/him bc he simply did not care and then took they/them bc he wanted to match ainsley (still does not really care! just with two sets of pronouns now)

similarly, ainsley started using he/him a lil bit bc the gap and antone both use he/him

antone likes an even distribution of pronouns, ainsley prefers they/them with a little he/him thrown in now and then for flavor, the gap would neither notice nor care if you used one set of pronouns for them forever or if you changed pronouns every time

the gap, slake, and ainsley were a friend group for like. a week or two before ainsley "went away to horse camp indefinitely." it was mostly slake and ainsley and then ainsley and the gap

ainsley knows ALL the tricks for washing clothes. a stain??? on THEIR hoodie?? it's less likely than you think

antone's pretty good at manipulating people, but it varies wildly based on how confident they are and how much pressure there is on them to do it successfully

ainsley knows that the gap's parents are dead. the gap also knows, really deep down, but has repressed it so hard they've convinced themself that his parents are still alive. ainsley goes along with it bc they don't want to make the gap sad and like, it's fine, they're doing fine, so what does it matter?

ainsley, the gap, and antone were all weird kids who went through a bunch of hobbies to try and entertain themselves, but they all went in different directions + some of those skills stuck better than other

the gap is a very kind person but also kind of mean. ainsley absolutely enables this behavior

ainsley and the gap threaten murder for each other all the time (they couldn't actually COMMIT any murder. but they'll threaten it). some of it is lighthearted, like "the sun's hurting your eyes? i'll kill it" and some of it is more intent (like in chapter one LKSDFJ:SFJ)

antone is new so they're not as ride or die yet but i think the gap would eventually threaten murder for antone, who would secretly be touched by it

whenever ainsley, antone, and the gap hold hands the gap HAS to be in the middle or he gets sad

[snaggletoothedbastard]

i know this is a thing that Literally Everyone says, but some people really do need to stop viewing their personal headcanons as Facts.

[johanna-swann]

Kind of have complex feelings about fandoms jumping to the "they just need a good same-sex smooch" every time a character says they feel "broken" or like there's something "deeply wrong" with them. This feeling that there's something monstrous inside you that can never be fixed? Most likely doesn't come from being queer or at least not just from being queer. More likely it's mental illness. There is a significant overlap, we already know that, but healthy minds usually don't go there, queer or not.

Maybe it's just my personal experience as a bi and grey-aroace queer with severe depression and anxiety, but I've had that feeling. I still have that feeling sometimes and my sexuality has nothing to do with it and never did. So I'm attracted to more than one gender. So I'm attracted to others in a way that's different from how allo people feel. Big deal (not).

Idk, it just feels weird (disrespectful) that when a character who shows obvious signs of mental illness and no signs of being queer gets a bunch of "he needs to get dicked down good" statements instead of real sympathy. Even after the actors have said that their own experiences with mental illness played into their work and after it's been said by the people working on the show that the character in question is straight. Like. Internalised queerphobia sucks, yeah, but can tumblr please learn that not everything is about being gay.

[liazrad]

i might perhaps be at a point where I'm getting too gatekeepy about Allister.

[hadesknockedupintheunderworld]

A surprising amount of people seem to believe that the true end goal of a strong platonic relationship is for it to be familial (like siblings or like parent and child. Distinctly in a nuclear idea of family), and that the only two possible end goals for strong relationships are to either be family (in a nuclear family way) or to be lovers and it shows

[sunkern-plus]

non-exhaustive list of characters who i think should be fat but aren’t in canon under the cut:

note: there is a lot of characters who i think should be fat but aren’t, and i WILL get the street fighter characters out of the way first. note: some characters WILL be obscure. let’s goooo

-dan hibiki, street fighter

-poison, street fighter/final fight

-lucia morgan, street fighter/final fight (also she shouldn’t be a cop)

-marisa, street fighter

-kolin, street fighter

-seth, street fighter

-yuriko hibiki, street fighter

-peri, fire emblem fates

-mikuru asahina, the melancholy of haruhi suzumiya

-barbara gordon (post the killing joke)/oracle, dc comics’ batman and birds of prey

-jennifer walters/she-hulk, the savage she-hulk/marvel comics

-velma dinkley, scooby-doo (obviously)

-rin and len kagamine (THEY ARE A SET), vocaloid

-nami (post time skip), one piece

-phakchi farang/pat farahn, megaman battle network

-mei-ling zhou/mei, overwatch (I MEAN. OBVIOUS)

-charlotte, fire emblem fates

-shermie, king of fighters

-daichi misawa, yugioh gx

-atsushi nakajima, bungo stray dogs

-lan hikari, megaman battle network

-nagi rokuya, idolish7

-anzu hoshino, romantic killer

-camilla, fire emblem fates

-aleksandra zaryanova/zarya, overwatch

-claire francois, i’m in love with the villainess

-katarina claes, my next life as a villainess: all roads lead to doom!

-rae taylor, i’m in love with the villainess

-usopp (post timeskip), one piece (yes he should’ve stayed at least a little chubby after the timeskip. oda is ridiculously fatphobic)

-yuri sakazaki, king of fighters

-kyouka izumi, bungo stray dogs

-sophie, the city in the middle of the night

-marion wheeler, there is so antimemetics division

-dingo, megaman battle network

-judai yuki, yugioh gx

-brigitte lindholm, overwatch

-sayo yasuda, especially in her beatrice incarnation, umineko

-rena ryuugu, higurashi

-june egbert, homestuck

-eirika, fire emblem: the sacred stones

-jade harley, homestuck

-tsumugi takanashi, idolish7

-satoshi houjou, higurashi

-juno steel, the penumbra podcast

-magnus burnsides, the adventure zone

-thor odinson, marvel comics

-kate godwin/coagula, doom patrol

-jessica drew, marvel’s spider-man

-loki laufeysbur, marvel comics

-junker queen, overwatch

-usagi tsukino, sailor moon

-meiling hong, touhou

-ritsu namine, utauloid/deepvocal (i am taking her away from her creator as we speak. she is NOT a six year old ok*ma she is a 20 something year old agender trans womanthing who’s queer and fat, i hate vipperloid and the 2chan culture surrounding it)

-meiko, vocaloid

-abigail, stardew valley

-cirno, touhou

-mai shiranui, king of fighters

-ami mizuno, sailor moon

-vriska serket, homestuck

-l’arachel, fire emblem: the sacred stones

-carol danvers/captain marvel, marvel comics

-gakupo kamui, vocaloid

-lynn reinweiss, the case book of arne

-emily, stardew valley

-linda lash, double dragon

-gaku yaotome, idolish7

-karen starr/power girl, dc comics

-maru, stardew valley

-chie satonaka, persona 4

-cassie cage, mortal kombat

-naoto shirogane, persona 4

-johnny cage, mortal kombat

-baiken, guilty gear (FAT BAIKEN TRUTHER)

-colonel.exe, megaman battle network

-jack-o valentine, guilty gear

-bianca, pokemon black and white

-i-no, guilty gear

[gideonisms]

tamsyn could say two characters fucked nasty and people would still interpret it as platonic. And they might be right, depending