#these aren't headcanons; they're canon

[lunarw0rks]

Milk tea/booba i think some of cod characters would get:

Price: i think oolong or ube/taro milk tea🍠

Soap: cookies n cream! Extra bobba!! 🍪

Gaz: strawberry matcha! With fresh strawberries 🍓

Ghost: regular/house milk tea, i think he might sub bobba w pudding bc one time he choked on the bobba and hes traumatized rip. 🍮

Konig: caramel or chocolate milk tea xxxxl size fir our xxxxl boi 🍫

Valeria: thai milk tea for our queen 👸

Alejandro: i think he might get passion fruit tea with coconut/lychee jelly . Something fruity and tropical 🥥

Rudy: green milktea🌱

i bet price choked the first time he tried boba. even after the employee explained what it was. he guzzled it anyways.

BOBA HEADCANONS !! BOBA HEADCANONS !! BOBA HEADCANONS !! WEEE WOOO !!

I LOVE BOBA SM

[arttsuka]

could you draw one of your headcannons?

Headcanon that Jake Marshall is trans

[littlestkoi-n]

My weirdest headcanon is that at the end of 4th year Remus bites his leg off during a transformation. It's the first moon after his mum's funeral so he's extra distressed and the wolf isn't having it. Pomfrey is terrified when she finds him all mangled and cold from blood loss, and it's the first time James, Peter and Sirius aren't allowed to see him right away. Pomfrey magically sews his leg back together, of course, but like all his werewolf injuries it doesn't heal quite right. Now Remus has to hide his newfound limp to avoid suspicion. It makes Severus question him even more than before though, especially with Professors making up new excuses for Remus' absence after that since, you know, his mum's illness can't be a reason anymore. It also makes James, Peter and Sirius work faster on their animagi master plan cuz "bloody hell he chewed off his leg!"

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I saw The War Games in color tonight! :D

So on the whole

I really liked this effort to turn the story into a movie length tale

I think at times you could very much tell the story had been chopped down considerably given that it went from 250 minutes to a tight ninety here

It was less evident at the start and the end but in the middle section there were definitely moments that brought to mind the "With modern editing techniques we can finish the film WITHOUT Milhouse!" moment from the Simpsons

That said it was still VERY fun to see the story in a new way

The newly added effects were very solid

I liked the silly easter egg of Two's horror at his possible future regenerations all being his actual future regenerations as that is very in keeping with the running gag that the Doctor NEVER likes their past/future selves looks

I am also very interested to know what the rest of the fandom thinks about how the story decided to use two very iconic pieces of music to imply that the War Chief is in fact not just A Rogue Time Lord but a very specific Rogue Timelord who we've seen many times since under a different name....

[instantpansies]

oh holy fuck. the tumblr strawmen are real. aimlessly scrolling insta reels and under some silly clip of rhett and link there are multiple people saying they "find all the shipping stuff uncomfortable bc it's incest coded" - meaning the actions that rhett and link themselves take, as well as the fandom. we're cooked. we're cooked. ah yes, of course, intentional comedic fanservice from two men who are not related to each other is, morally speaking, incest. of course. fucking hell dude lmao

[the-way-astray]

why is aldella not a sweet couple tho… just curious. like is that just your personal headcanon or

no, it has (some) canon basis. annoyingly, the line with the strongest piece of evidence is broken up by a page break in my physical copy of unlocked, but it's on pages 187 and 188 (della's registry file). basically, the council speculates whether alden and della might've noticed that alvar was a traitor if they hadn't been so busy hiding shit from each other. clearly, there's some trust issues going on. della was also ordered by the council to spy on alden, and while she didn't actually tell the council anything of substance, it's hard to say whether that's because she truly didn't know (which would indicate trust issues from both alden's side, from not telling della anything, and della's side, because that implies that if she had known, she would've told the council) or because she purposefully hid alden's search from the council. at the end of her registry file, the council mention that she did tell them something of importance (which is redacted), and context makes it seem like it's a secret of alden's. hence the trust issues.

so clearly, they both prioritize their jobs over their relationship with one another. the themes are theming . . . prestige and protecting the vacker family name will always come before strong interpersonal relationships, and the best way to maintain the name is to do what the council tells them. interestingly, della is implied to be the one that's more dedicated (for lack of a better word) to the council, not alden. i have some lore about that (basically that della and other people that marry into the vacker family feel insecure about not being "real" vackers and therefore have to work twice as hard to prove they're worthy of the name; this would push them to try to be the perfect noble, even more so than vackers by birth). but even though della seems to be the one that has a tendency to be more loyal to the council, alden also keeps plenty of secrets from her. it's heavily implied that he never trusted her with the details of his search, not the way he trusted his sons or quinlin. so who knows what other secret projects he never wanted her to know about? he doesn't trust her, she clearly prioritizes being seen as a loyal noble over him, so that leaves them. somewhere i wouldn't necessarily consider wholesome.

but it's also true that they genuinely care about one another . . . we can see this in della's reaction to alden's mind breaking. nothing particularly bad has happened to della (which shannon should consider doing something about ahem) but we can safely assume alden would have a strong reaction to that as well. they are so screwed up . . . i love them . . .

[volleypearlfan]

was anyone gonna tell me there's non-canon pearl/greg art drawn by rebecca sugar or was i supposed to see a post on here with 6k notes about it instead

[iwonderwh0]

An android (or a group) can take a whole office building hostage by locking all the doors and making the environment hostile in general. All while being able to monitor every single security camera to know exactly what's going on, perhaps even having control over each of the smartphone within reach. Hearing everything that's going on around, blocking any attempts to call for help.

Violent revolution should have been doing something like that, not just trashing streets.

All the city environment is basically a big hostile trap if you use it as one

[kittieshauntedourfantasy]

When you see a headcanon so wrong you start tweakin and hit up the three person gc

[total-drama-brainrot]

headcanoning all of my favourite characters as somewhere under the aro/ace umbrellas as a treat to myself.

[fangyymusic]

Happy April fools day, FNaF OC x canon

I hope you explode 🖤

[idolbound]

So getting to see a Chantry in [redacted] in Veilguard has confirmed that they can have basements and other storage rooms, etc., that people don't frequent, and therefore, confirms my headcanon of how Meredith has definitely had her illicit hook ups with various women of the Chantry over the years in those rooms, away from prying eyes.

Meredith has lived nearly her entire life in The Gallows. When she was a Knight-Templar, she was limited in how often she could leave her post (and even then, only really had the free opportunity to go to the Chantry daily for prayer), so her only outlet was to seek out connections among Chantry Sisters (or as she got older, a Chantry Mother or two) over the years. When she became Knight-Captain, she had more power and ability to maintain some casual relationships here and there but always in secret. While not doing this as often after becoming Knight-Commander (and therefore, having much more power to do as she pleases), she still has a few 'old flames' who she may meet up with now and again, even as her life is devoted to the Order; her hypersexuality and behaviour of seeking sex as a replacement for social interaction outside of work demands it (Though that isn't to say she can't develop intimate relationships outside of this arrangement, but it's rare and must remain just as private as the late night trysts do).

I've talked about this before, but marriage among Templars is rare, and requires special permission (provided that the aforementioned non-templar partner is able to sustain themselves, should the templar be relocated to a new post elsewhere). Marriage in Thedas for the most part is seen as a means of procreation rather than love necessarily, and so for a templar to marry in a same-sex partnership would be a rarity, and one Meredith could never see herself pursuing. Pair this fear of ostracization with her hypersexuality as mentioned above, this form of religious repression is quite prominent for Meredith.

That said, her high level of sexual desire and sex drive has enabled this sex-seeking behaviour over the years, and the Chantry certainly serves not only as just a place of worship, but as a place to allow herself sexual freedom (with obvious limitations).

** In the cases with people of their own influence/power of their own accord (e.g., with @sanctamater 's Lady Amelia Comstock, or @thesxmmersword 's Ser Cauthrien), who have homes outside of the Gallows or Chantry have allowed for relationships to develop behind closed doors, though those must remain private and kept out of the spotlight as Meredith's duty to the Order will always come first, even at the detriment of those longer-term relationships / feelings of love.

[fiona-fififi]

Pleeeeaaaaase say it!!!

Okay, anon, but I'm blaming you when I get run out of the fandom. 😂

(I'm making it small, so I can pretend I didn't really say it.)

So, I think Buck and Tommy are at the start of a meaningful relationship, but at this point, it is super early in that relationship. Like, they have only been on one and a half dates and have a promise to attend the wedding together. And I do think that means something big, especially with Buck saying he thinks he might be ready for something with Tommy.

But also, I feel like the fandom has really built up their headcanons around the Buck/Tommy relationship to the point that they're being treated like they're in a super serious long-term relationship already, and just. they're not? They might be moving there, there's definitely potential, but they're not there yet based on what we've seen in canon, and the way the relationship is being talked about around 7x06 and the remainder of the season right now is. a little odd to me? Like, I don't think they're just casual, but I also don't think they're at the stage where ending the relationship would mean some huge drama.

[xerith-42]

There's something beautiful about seeing someone go through and like every single one of my Ein posts, shortly followed by a different completely independent person a few hours later going through and liking every single one of my Blaze posts. Just makes everything feel right in the world.

[acanvasofabillionsuns]

hrose camp headcanons

the gap is agender

he used he/him bc he simply did not care and then took they/them bc he wanted to match ainsley (still does not really care! just with two sets of pronouns now)

similarly, ainsley started using he/him a lil bit bc the gap and antone both use he/him

antone likes an even distribution of pronouns, ainsley prefers they/them with a little he/him thrown in now and then for flavor, the gap would neither notice nor care if you used one set of pronouns for them forever or if you changed pronouns every time

the gap, slake, and ainsley were a friend group for like. a week or two before ainsley "went away to horse camp indefinitely." it was mostly slake and ainsley and then ainsley and the gap

ainsley knows ALL the tricks for washing clothes. a stain??? on THEIR hoodie?? it's less likely than you think

antone's pretty good at manipulating people, but it varies wildly based on how confident they are and how much pressure there is on them to do it successfully

ainsley knows that the gap's parents are dead. the gap also knows, really deep down, but has repressed it so hard they've convinced themself that his parents are still alive. ainsley goes along with it bc they don't want to make the gap sad and like, it's fine, they're doing fine, so what does it matter?

ainsley, the gap, and antone were all weird kids who went through a bunch of hobbies to try and entertain themselves, but they all went in different directions + some of those skills stuck better than other

the gap is a very kind person but also kind of mean. ainsley absolutely enables this behavior

ainsley and the gap threaten murder for each other all the time (they couldn't actually COMMIT any murder. but they'll threaten it). some of it is lighthearted, like "the sun's hurting your eyes? i'll kill it" and some of it is more intent (like in chapter one LKSDFJ:SFJ)

antone is new so they're not as ride or die yet but i think the gap would eventually threaten murder for antone, who would secretly be touched by it

whenever ainsley, antone, and the gap hold hands the gap HAS to be in the middle or he gets sad

[pa-pa-plasma]

ah, I actually figured out why I dislike the "territorial ghosts" headcanon. it completely ignores & excuses the fact that Danny views ghosts as evil because of his parents bigotry. saying "it's just in his nature" gives less room for character development than the actual show does.