#these are such a mess

[murderoushagthesequel]

the first lines of every fic i've ever written and not deleted (completed and wips)

yes, i used to write first person y/n fanfiction, we're ignoring that

also fun fact, only one of these is not hp fanfiction, can anybody guess?

"y/n?" No reply. A few seconds go by and then I hear it again.

"Come on!!! Have some fun for once!"

"Wake up sleepyhead!" I hear a soft voice whisper in my ear.

I ran down the corridor, tears streaming down my face.

Hiding in the dark corner of my room, I'm glad everybody's out of the apartment to set up for the [insert name of event] today. Nobody needs to see me like this.

It's the last night of winter break, and everybody's staying over at James' house.

"Hey, Regulus, you have a moment?" (icotfs)

James and Remus have been going up to the Astronomy tower together for ages.

It was no secret that James Potter was in love with Lily Evans.

“Mommy, Mommy, wake up!” Lily barely has a chance to open her eyes before her son is jumping up on the bed. (dywbas)

"I'm home!" Lily looks around, but even within their small apartment, her wife is nowhere to be found.

It's a warm, July afternoon, and Regulus Black is very happy.

Tonight. Tonight is the night he needs to leave. (jmalt)

Pandora practically bounds up the stairs of the Astronomy tower, trying not to crush the photograph clutched in her hand.

To put it lightly, today was a shit day. (latww)

“You’re kidding.” Regulus says, scoffing.

Regulus has actually had a decent day for once in his sorry life.

“What do you think, Remus? Should I put the calla lilies by the bay window or behind the counter?” (r&rfaf)

“I’m sorry! I don’t know what I’m supposed to have done!” Marlene cried, trying to look Dorcas in the eyes who was avoiding her gaze at all costs.

“Lily, look outside!” Pandora calls, lightly shaking Lily awake.

Dr. Regulus Black is easily the most incredible man James has ever met. But he’s also unbelievably stubborn.

[adobe-outdesign]

the craziest beta 'mon is this guy, who would evolve into a random Pokemon upon evolution

like imagine finding this autism creature fighting for its life out in the wild so you catch it out of pity and two months later it evolves into goddamn Rayquaza

[broadwayfangirl222]

Not on TikTok often but I heard this audio I had to make this edit with it. Here's a link to the original

[chongoblog]

So a lot of political scandals just dropped in the last 24 hours

-NC Governor Candidate Mark Robinson's online posts were found, including some VERY graphic descriptions (like seriously, do not read if you're not 18) of him cheating on his wife, calling himself a black Nazi, and expressing support for reinstituting slavery. His email address was also found on Ashley Madison

-Robert F Kennedy Jr was revealed to be cheating on his wife with a reporter (and that isn't even the weirdest thing since federal law enforcement opened an investigation into him allegedly cutting off the head of a whale and taking it home with him less than 24 hours ago)

-GOP Senate candidate who is the CEO of a bank has been found accepting millions of dollars from what seem to allegedly be Mexican drug cartels.

-Finally, probably the biggest bombshell, according to multiple eyewitness testimonies within sealed sworn affadavits, Congressman Matt Gaetz allegedly invited a 17-year-old girl to a drug-fueld sex party

And we haven't even hit October, folks. Again, these are all still breaking news stories, so things are subject to change, but oh man oh man.

[demaparbat-hp]

That infamous prison escape.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[enviousmoons]

I.. feel like I need to go to a ren faire.

[deaddriv]

Translated with permission!!

Here's the author's Twitter (achu_0u0) and the original post!

Note from author: Wouldn't it be hard for half-foots to go to the movie theater?

[otto-doctavius]

domesticated animal

[dilfslayer1080p]

"he died for our wins" - 2024, LIDL Oil paint on LIDL canvas

[isjasz]

[Ready for a new game?]

day 11 definitelynottober - heart in your fist & week 1 weeklyhermittober - beginnings

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IM SO READY LETSGO SO EXCITED FOR THE NEW LIFE SERIES💥💥💥💥💥💥

[thorinds]

1000 Books You May Have Actually Read

[cinnamon-coffees]

“It’s literally impossible to be a woman.

You are so beautiful, and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow, we're always doing it wrong?

You have to be thin, but not too thin, and you can never say you wanna be thin. You have to say you wanna be healthy, but also, you have to BE THIN.

You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass.

You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean.

You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas.

You're supposed to love being a mother, but don't talk about your kids all the damn time.

You have to be a career woman, but also, always be looking out for other people.

You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is INSANE, but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining!

You're supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood, but ALWAYS STAND OUT and ALWAYS BE GRATEFUL. But never forget that the system is rigged, so find a way to acknowledge that but ALSO, always be grateful!

You have to never get old. Never be rude. Never show off. Never be selfish. Never fall down. Never fail. Never show fear. Never get OUT OF LINE. It's too hard! It's too contradictory, and nobody gives you a medal or says 'thank you!' And it turns out, in fact, that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also, everything is your fault.

I'm just so tired of watching myself, and every single other woman tie herself into knots, so that people will like us.

And if all of that, is also true for a doll just representing a woman, then I don't even know." -Gloria the barbie movie

this is it. this is exactly it oh my god.

[theamazincactus]

These guys...

Bonus:

[chloesimaginationthings]

RIP Michael Afton.. you would of loved FLAF