#these are dumb and ooc sorry

[fordford]

stupid college memes that i had to exorcise from my brain

[ask-the-rag-dolly]

will the bullshit ever end

[awesome-s0up]

oh right i forgot about this site uhhh have this

[canthandlethishit]

what if tim and jason relationship isn’t like ‘you hurt me but it was the pit rage and youre sorry now so we good’ but tim absolutely retaliate by making jason’s life hell and it turns into a full out prank-war and they become friends again from that

like Jason fully meant to hurt tim in the titan tower and tim going ‘pffft you robin on steroids’ ‘omg Jason finally some age-appropriate clothing and real pants’ ‘bro you gotta lay-off the cows with all that leather’ <- tim has the pass to make these jokes because *points at titan incident* he makes damn sure he uses the pass with grace and excellent execution

like i want Jason to slowly go like ‘im sorry for legit trying to murder you’ and his reasoning being because i legit meant it and that was horrible and the pit influence was real but it only served to amplify all the other fucked up stuff and not the root of all his actions

and tim accepting the apology on his terms like ‘its chill bro ig i understand where it came from and it was fucked up asf but hey i got to vocalize all this morbid too soon jokes i would’ve never got to so’

like a more gradual jason - tim relationship being built up, and tim being a lot more of a little shit and jason is like damn you earned your robin place in the snark-roasting department alone

also when damian comes in the picture and after the whole time stream thing jason and tim can make fun/ one up each other form their being replaced reactions

‘you literally dressed up in traffic light colors with shorts and beat up a minor’

‘you literally joined an assassin organization, became an international criminal and lost a spleen’

‘that’s rich coming from you, red hood, the CRIMELORD’

[justquotewithit]

#troy: i've always wondered like how big is the thing you're eating if you needed the this big to lift the fork

#w.d.: dude why do they call it oven when you oven cold food ovout hot eat the food

#bizly: i'm gonna to pass out

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[violent138]

The Batkids would absolutely help some random Gotham teenager with a homecoming proposal.

[oceanwithouthermoon]

ive come to realise that i dont actually hate kubokai, i just hate the way people write them

[keicrocker]

(some dumb stupid yuri headcanons for Paulina/Star + Sam)

I'm pretty sure(yes, of course I'm ignoring the canon. Why not? This one is perfectly normal fan stuff) that Paulina and Star are actually a couple. They were secretly dating, but Paulina didn't care about others. She had no intentions to hide it, but somehow it did happen- Star's thought was quite different from her though.

The first man who found out they were dating was Dash. Dash had witnessed Paulina kiss Star behind the school building. Despite the dumbstruck reaction of Dash, Paulina casually pushed his shoulder and said, "What?" and raised her eyebrows only.

Not much time was required for spreading the rumor-or fact-that says the most beloved girl in Casper High has a date(and her date is another popular girl lol)

Depression spread quite fast over most of the boys (and a few girls) who were admiring Paulina and wanted to be her date at Casper High. Not surprisingly, Danny Fenton and Tucker Foley were included in that group. Sam thought she should feel happier, but her mood was not that good. She didn't know why, but she tried to ignore the bad feelings. Instead, she tried to encourage her friends to break their crushes.

"Come on, guys. Paulina is just some stupid girl with a pretty face. She has only shallow--" But it never lights their feelings- HER FEELINGS. Some thought flashed on her mind. 'Was I not Paulina's crush? Then why the hell is that shallow girl KISSING me?! --What the hell, SAM MANSON WHAT ARE YOU THINKING. I'd never dreamt about being her date! She's never my type and I'm not a gay!'

Who knows.

[renegadetulis]

Not me sitting here, trying to write out some replies post lunch but I get anons and people asking me (using different accounts) why I am such a straight ass close-minded person because majority of my threads are m/f. Uuuh... What the actual fuck? I am personally pansexual. I have quite a number of same sex threads. You do not accuse me of these things just because you tried to sell me the idea of "making your heterosexual muse gay would be so fun!" And I shot it down in the kindest way possible.

This is my space. My safe haven. I have been on Tumblr since 2009. You do not get to ruin this for me. My rules were very clear.

If you want a f/f or a m/m thread with me, please do some due diligence to go through my list of muses (I have 50 over muses and majority of them are pansexual for fuck's sake). Pick one from that list. Don't just go for a muse because of the FC. I know it's part of the bloody charm but seriously. There are so many others in this community with the same FC and the sexual orientation that might appeal to you. I am a 30+ year old single mother and I have enough bullshit to deal with in real life. You do not get to add to that plate because you have some kind of unresolved trauma or some selfish need you need to get vindicated.

I have been nice to you for as long as I can and this says a lot BECAUSE YOU WILL NOT LIKE IT WHEN I AM HOSTILE. Don't come to me on different accounts and badger me again. This is your last warning.

[riddlerosehearts]

thinking about floyd and riddle spending their first halloween as a couple together... i think floyd absolutely loves how varied and lively all of the different halloween traditions he's learned about since coming to live on land are, and he wants to try out as many of them as he can each year. so when riddle tells him that his mother always made him stay in his room studying on halloween, and that the only halloween activities he's ever done were those that NRC students were required to participate in, floyd decides that the two of them are just going to have to spend the day doing everything they possibly can. riddle tries to say he's far too busy for such things, but floyd will not let it go and honestly riddle is only half-heartedly protesting anyway because he secretly did always dream of doing the things that other kids got to do on halloween, and maybe it wouldn't be such a big deal to take one day off and spend time with his boyfriend.

so, riddle never got to make jack-o-lanterns? floyd decides to "borrow" about half a dozen of the pumpkins jade and azul had bought for mostro lounge and takes them to riddle's dorm room. riddle is terrible at trying to carve them at first and floyd can't help but laugh at him a little, but since he knows it's not riddle's fault he's never gotten to do this before, he says he'll show him how to do it. unfortunately floyd isn't nearly as good as he thinks he is on account of having lived in the ocean for almost his whole life and now riddle gets to laugh right back at him. they probably both get the hang of it right as they're down to their last two pumpkins.

riddle never got to go trick-or-treating with his childhood friends? floyd texts trey and convinces him to get in touch with chenya as well so that they can all go together. when they approach the first house, in the costumes they had prepared for each of their school's halloween events, riddle starts to get nervous and asks if they aren't all a little too old to be doing this. floyd shoves several huge handfuls of candy from that person's bowl into his and riddle's pumpkin-shaped buckets and tells him it's not like there's any rule that says they can't, and besides, riddle is such a cute little goldfish that he practically looks like a kid in his costume anyway! chenya stifles a laugh while trey has to stop riddle from committing murder that night.

riddle's never gone to a haunted house before? floyd and chenya both think it would be hilarious to make him go to one, so they do. riddle absolutely hates it, but it honestly does make him happy to see everyone else enjoying it--even if floyd and chenya both keep trying to egg him and trey on and get them to go down creepy corridors and check around corners by themselves, and even if floyd keeps running off to different parts of the haunted house and then coming back and hugging or even lifting riddle from behind knowing full well that he'll get freaked out by it.

riddle never got to play the apple bobbing game that's traditional in the queendom of roses? turns out there's a place right by the haunted house where they can go to do it! predictably, floyd is great at it while riddle ends up drenched without getting any apples, but just giving it a try is more fun than riddle expected.

riddle's never gotten to make candy apples before? luckily, trey knows an amazing recipe as well as what combinations of toppings work the best, and he's willing to teach them both! riddle gets very confused at imprecise directions such as being told to use "a few" drops of food coloring on the syrup or to drizzle "a little" white chocolate over it, and keeps asking trey exactly how much he should use. floyd thinks this is adorable. he also thinks it's adorable when riddle tries to scold him for ignoring half of trey's directions and just doing whatever he thinks sounds good.

riddle's never done a horror movie marathon before, or even seen any halloween movies in general? floyd insists that they marathon at least 3 movies together. after the experiences he had at the haunted house, riddle doesn't think he'll enjoy horror movies, but he tries to keep his cool throughout the first one anyway... which does not work out, because he really can't handle jumpscares or excessive gore. during the first movie they watch, floyd (who loves slasher films so much that he laughs and cheers every time the monster gets a kill) is happy to let his goldfishie cuddle up to him and grip onto his arm to keep himself from knocking the popcorn bowl onto the floor, but you know that once it's over riddle is getting teased relentlessly about how scared he was. floyd decides to be nice and put on something tamer for their next two movies, and riddle actually ends up really enjoying coraline and especially beetlejuice.

by the end of the night riddle realizes that they've stayed up way too late at night and a small part of him wants to scold floyd for keeping him up so late, insisting on having him do all of these silly activities and eat all of these terribly unhealthy snacks. another part of him wishes he could scold his mother for keeping him from doing any of these things as a kid, with his friends and the other kids in his hometown, the way you're supposed to do it... and another part of him still is just incredibly happy and grateful to floyd for finally giving him the chance.

[euclidean-geometry-supremacy]

i am in a romantic relationship with your son. @imbackbilly

- @sixfingrs

1. MY SON'S DEAD—JUST BECAUSE HIS NAME'S BILL CIPHER DOESN'T MEAN HE'S MY SON, AND 2. YOU HAVE HORRIBLE TASTE IN LIFE PARTNERS. I'D SAY YOU'RE NOT TOO BRIGHT, BUT THEN AGAIN, MY UNIVERSE'S VERSION OF YOU EXISTS, AND HE'S A GOOD-FOR-NOTHING IDIOT THAT NEVER PAYED ATTENTION IN SCHOOL.

[thegaissilent]

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[fartemis-crock]

in relation to what she wears----

i feel like she refuses to wear sleeves and pants at the same time. she's either got on a tank-top/no sleeves and jeans or sleeves and shorts. not both.

ideally;; it's no-sleeves and shorts at the same time

[dacreambun]

Throws a tiny shadow bean for cream to make friend's with

@shadow-robotnick

Cream catches it and holds it gently in her arms. “He’s so cute!!! He looks just like the real Shadow- the bigger Shadow!” Cream gently pokes his cheek

[syluses]

Me when the caleb mischaracterization

[byanyan]

can i just be emotional on main for a sec & thank y'all again for sticking with me & supporting my weird little brand here these last few months while i've been like. worse than ever about getting any writing done? just like. hhh. all of u putting up with my shitposts & liking the hcs and whatever else i shove out onto the dash while i'm struggling with energy for replies, and everyone who still wants to plot & develop our dynamics despite me being the WORST at keeping up with dms (& being somehow even worse at being the one to actually initiate dms), and!!!! those of you who continue to indulge me by sending me asks despite the fact that you've been waiting 5 years for me to reply to our thread!!! i appreciate u guys sm, like i don't think u actually understand just how much. i mean this so sincerely: thank you