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As someone who grew up with the 4kids version it's so fucking funny to read the yugioh manga and see Yami say shit like his opponent doesnt have any balls or that he'll beat their "fat ass" Yami literally has 0 chill in the manga and it's the funniest shit
#these are direct quotes btw#he also tells haga/weevil that he'd pull his legs off one by one like the insect he is#he's chilled out enough that he isn't setting people on fire anymore but damn#still only in the duelist kingdom arc#yugioh#yami yugi#yugioh duelist#atem#as someone who grew up fat im not suoer hapoy about it being used as an insult but this did come out a while ago now#so like i get it and its still funny to see come from my childhood fave's mouth
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ariana grande: it was the first day of wicked rehearsals. i was wearing a pink hoodie that said 'GAY'. glinda might be a little in the closet. i'm in queer media. oz is very queer. everyone in oz is queer, even the chickens. those chickens are gay. dr dillamond is a gay icon. let's talk about it! 'the boy is mine' could have a wicked version. but is it about elphaba? i'm just saying...
#wicked#gelphie#ariana grande#when i'm in a lesbian glinda and gelphie truther competition and ariana grande walks in#i know she crushes and snorts her yuri pills every day#these are all direct quotes btw
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me when i perch on the ooze
#direct wikipedia quote btw#perching on the ooze#tripod fish#eddie in the ocean#marine biology shitpost#marine biology
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And remember kids, the next time someone tells you, "George R. R. Martin wouldn't make Jon Snow the typical fantasy hero because that's cliche".....
Oh yes he would!
One viewer wants to know what character would you play (on the show)? GRRM: If I could magically clap my hands and become a different person, it would be cool to play Jon Snow who's much more of the classic hero. Everybody wants to be the classic hero! ABC Interview, 2014
GRRM: And the character I’d want to be? Well who wouldn’t want to be Jon Snow — the brooding, Byronic, romantic hero whom all the girls love. Meduza Interview, 2017
In fact he already has ☺️
#asoiaf#jon snow#yes grrm has criticized neo-tolkein fantasy - a lot!#but like....dpmo#I need so many people in this godforsaken fandom to familiarize themselves with grrm's engagement with the genre#he isn't trying to say “chosen one boy protagonist bad” where tf did people get that???#he's directly trying to challenge the more unsatisfactory elements of lesser copies of tolkien's legendarium#the ones that lift lotr wholesale without actually understanding what makes tolkien's writing snap#at the same time he has admitted himself that he has borrowed from lotr albeit with his own twists#but people in this fandom need to know that ye old man LOVES sword-and-sorcery fantasy#he LOVES a good epic#he LOVES pulp fantasy and sci fi#and those inspirations are directly reflected in asoiaf#the way he's named arthuriana/lotr/MST and many pulp stories with brooding dark heroes as key inspirations#almost all of which have mcs who fall into the typical fantasy hero role#and they inspire elements that are reflected back onto jon more than anyone else in asoiaf#like seoman snowlock = jon (+bran)#frodo - who btw is the mc in lotr not aragorn!! = jon (and bran)#FUCKING KING ARTHUR IS JON SO MUCH SO THAT RLJ IS LITERALLY A 1:1 COPY OF ARTHUR'S BIRTH STORY LIKE??!!!!#anyone who's even a little bit familiar with le morte d'arthur will be like oh yeah jon is literally king arthur like 😭😭#same with anyone who's ready the once and future king - which grrm has directly identified as his fav take on arthurian lit#ntm that jon is based on some of the most prolific characters in arthuriana - percival/galahad/lancelot etc#did you know that there's an iconic sci-fi series whose main character is called Eric JOHN STARK?#well grrm has directly quoted that series and the mc as a foundational book in his life#funny that huh? 🙂#do people even know what tf they're talking about when they say stuff like this???? ajdhhjshsbvshja#grrm engages very heavily with traditional fantasy tropes but he of course provides his own spin on them#never has he said that he's trying to avoid stories with hidden princes or chosen ones as boy protagonists#like someone find me a direct quote of him saying that - but I bet you can't smh
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if i had a nickel for every time dan blamed phannies for something that he did i would have enough money to build my own phorever home 😪
#‘there was that funny card that phil read out so now we’ve just established that fact about him’ no YOU did that#YOU said ‘this one goes out to you phil’ and continued to reference it every video since then#and in the date night video ‘people always say i’m phil trash’ NO YOU SAY THAT!! THAT IS A DIRECT QUOTE FROM YOU!!#and when he accused us of saying the phoilets face each other when phil is the one who said ‘ours actually face each other’#phannies 🤝 dan’s uni flatmates#being blamed by dan for shit that he did#phil gaslights him and he gaslights us the cycle of babuse in action 😔#dnp#dan and phil#phan#dan howell#daniel howell#amazingphil#phil lester#yeet my deet#yeet my deenp#d&p#dapg#danandphilgames#/lh and /nm btw#dip and pip
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Roy saying he used to go play on the field next to his childhood home whenever he was going through a "bad patch" in his career + Jamie in the throes of Mom City depression being so genuinely amused by the naughty little Mancunian boys kicking the ball around in the "no ball playing" area in Georgie's neighborhood. Damn football really is a fucking game that you used to play as a fucking kid because it was fucking fun huh
#oc#royjamie#(that's a direct roy quote btw if you didnt figure that out on your own)#jamie tartt#roy kent
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ppl in the pit next to me complaining abt jimmy eat world opening when "why couldn't it have been someone related, like fall out boy or panic at the disco".....you're not seeing heaven
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I take homosexual to a whole new level!
“ Homo “ referring to the same gender? Boring. I’m going to date my clone
- Loop ISAT , probably
#isat spoilers#two hats spoilers#this was a direct quote from me btw#sloop#isat sloop#sifloop#isat sifloop
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Usopp and Alphonse would get along very well
#one piece#usopp#god usopp#my art#alphonse elric#Usopp would thrive in a story where common sense and self preservation instincts aren’t treated like bad things#that’s a direct quote from Al btw#fullmetal alchemist
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I hated visiting Instagram. It's the corniest place on the internet. I'm not kidding. You've never seen a bigger group of phonies in your entire life. There was this girl called Chiara Ferragni who had about a million posts about how much she loved Nespresso. That just killed me. It really did. Her followers in the comments were kicking their heads off about how gorgeous and talented she was. People who follow influencers always do that. Act like they're great friends or something and just the swellest people you can imagine. I sort of hated old Chiara for her phony smile and twenty thousand emojis and the way she acted like Nespresso was just the grandest thing in the world. Grand. I hate that word. What kills me is that she got a tidy paycheck for writing those snobby, phony posts. She really did! Strictly commercial. But her followers slobbered all over her. For Chrissake.
(J.D. Salinger - The Catcher in the Rye, new and revised edition with previously missing chapters, page 420)
#the catcher in the rye#holden caulfield#jd salinger#this is a direct quote from the book btw!#i just figure holden would hate instagram#i used the name of a random influencer from a list of biggest instagram celebs#really i don't know who she is beyond a screenshot of one post#i just think the whole culture would rub holden the wrong way something fierce
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"i choose COLIN PROVOLONE. FUCK my best friend since childhood i want This guy I just met to come with me on all my secrets instead!!" I want to study your relationship under a microscope
#thats a DIRECT QUOTE btw ^^#dimension 20#d20#the ravening war#colin provolone#thane delissandro katzon#lou wilson#zac oyama#d20 trw#colin x deli? i guess
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“just release one male please” “matilda=new male character release” “since matilda will be here that means there will be another man!!!!!” “blessus with a 6* man pleasee” RAHHHH SHUT UPPP SHUT UPPPPPPP
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I both love and hate that Jentry Chau Vs The Underworld takes place in our world because on the one hand, it's super fun to see these references, but also why is Ed watching AI voiceover horror on TikTok
#ed jentry chau#jentry chau ed#jentry chau vs the underworld#jcvtu ed#netflix series#netflix#“That's it? That's the scariest video on TikTok?”#DIRECT QUOTE BTW
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oscar "i don't gossip" piastri does indeed not gossip,,, instead, he lets it be known on radio when someone (carlos) has upset him
#i appreciate his straightforwardness#and how it's limited to carlos#carcar#5581#.txt#direct quote from gtg never have i ever btw
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Have you heard the good news of Combat Extended?
My little brother has given me some mixed reviews. He says it's great, but once you've used it, you can never go back...
#asks#rimworld#gracie plays#art#my art#traditional art#unpolished art#my dear brother STILL hasn't played Anomaly as far as I know#still waiting for all his favourite mods to be updated so he can use C.E.#it seems like a dangerous road to travel...#so I have heard of it#but never tried it#“Combat Extened: Not even once” is a direct quote from him btw#he said that to me#for real life#thanks for the ask!!#Have a super-duper day!! <3 <3
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i find it so baffling when people who have read the entirety of dungeon meshi say stuff like 'kabru HATESS laios' or 'I don’t know how much time Kabru could be near Laios before he explodes' like. at any point before chapter 76 i could vaguely understand thinking that way but youre telling me you read this whole scene and honest to god believe this guy can't stand laios to this day.........?
also this page but i could understand not having seen this yet. sigh i don't get it
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