#marine biology shitpost

[casualcarpetshark]

[bethanythebogwitch]

A trout is approaching you at an appreciable fraction of the speed of light

[manatee-master]

[marinememes]

Huh wuh?

[eddieintheocean]

im a comedic genius

[sh4rkguts]

[lilmeowmeowmagic]

one of my paleontology professors just went on a 20 minute rant on how humans and other tetrapods are inferior to modern fish because "We spend half our lives making swimming pools and being in the ocean to get back to where we once were but we just don't have what it takes."

we really are just glorified lungfish and he then ended on the rawest line "it's all we carry, the shame of our history in our bones"

[troythecatfish]

[jacksycrim]

new method of (marine) life classification dropped

[likethewizardyk]

what do you guys think sharks would do if they had hands

[casualcarpetshark]

it's science

can't argue with the facts

[bethanythebogwitch]

OORT OORT OORT OORT OORT OORT OORT OORT OORT OORT OORT OORT OORT OORT OORT OORT OORT OORT OORT OORT OORT OORT OORT OORT!

[manatee-master]

[invertebabe]

Idk about y’all but valentines memes have been my favorite part of the holiday since I was an inappropriately young child on the internet

So I made some cephalopod themed ones for your enjoyment <3

These puns are ones that did not make the cut for our actual Valentine’s Day cards shown in the last image

Purchase them at squidfacts.bigcartel.com <3

[eddieintheocean]

POV: I am a sponge ontop a decorator crab and it decides to move 10 metres to a better patch of plankton

[sh4rkguts]