eddieintheocean

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congratulations! your reincarnation status has been upgraded from COCKROACH to SEAGULL

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fish among fish,,,

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crochet aquarium

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dudde what the fuck

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'' Slimy and foul vermin that infest our waterways and wetlands. 1: Guarded crawmad, a medium sized crustacean with disproportionately large claws. They're territorial and use their odd looking pincers to defend and guard their territory. Despite the preposterous looks, these oversized crabs can impale, crush, and even split their prey in half if bothered! ... it is not adviced for young Hunters to walk around their burrows, to whom it may concern... yes, they also do taste quite amazing. A delicious plate of boiled Guarded crawmads with butter melting ontop, a worthy meal. 2: Marshy soapfish, a peculiar looking fish that uses its feelers to navigate the surrounding murky waters. They're full of oils and fats, hence why they float on the surface and have plants growing ontop of them. inedible, taste like soap. 3: Murkfin, oh the Murkfin. A horrendous fish that devours whatever approaches the waters edge without knowing of the horrors that lurk beneath. A massive creature, sometimes getting to the size of a Killback. They have 3 paired fins, strong enough to lift and push it across its muddy, swampy habitat for short periods of time. A strong bite force capable of crushing bone and swallowing even or toughest warriors! 4: Swarmers, bear traps surrounded by flesh. They're nothing other than hunger and gluttony manifested as a bone gnawing fish. Swarmers are everywhere, from coastlines to the most anoxic swamps you could ever imagine. They're thought to devour Yaks within minutes... and leaving nothing other than their skeleton intact. They're quite tasty if served fried in Soapfish oil. 5: Mudpups, not so interesting, small fish that resemble eels. Dragons hate them and avoid eating them precisely because of this. They resemble their worst nightmare, apparently. When their habitat dries up, they encase themselves in mud and mucus and go dormant until the waters return. 6: Common crawmad, the so called common Crawmad is in fact, quite common, as its common name suggests. Its the most common crustacean you'll ever find across the marshes, rivers, and even lakes. They make for a good boil. 7: Spindly prawnfly, A shrimpfly of sorts, the least annoying of them, at least. Whilst they have beatiful, almost elegant bodies with striking teal and green hues... they have an annoying buzz to them, waaay to annoying. Swarming and flying across rivers, lakes, ditches, and ephemeral ponds just to eat exposed muck and algae. They also raise their young on such watery places, at least they're edible and taste just like what they are. Shrimp, but with wings. 8: Crimson prawnfly, the not so peaceful, more so annoying cousin of the Spindly prawnfly. They suck blood, so you can expect them to latch onto your arm like a leech and pump toxins to avoid bloodclot; nothing much is relevant about this horrible vermin from hell other than they get what they deserve after being boiled alive and served. 9: Ornate stoneroller, these... are odd. Perplexing, they live under rocks. Nobody sees them, nobody has ever tried to eat them... they... just... exist. I guess. You could be the first one to try eating a Ornate stoneroller after being high on mushrooms, could you? 10: Toothchurning gnasher, despite its name and similarities with the Toothchurning tiderider, they dont seem to be related at all. Toothchurning gnashers are full of bones despite their shark like appearance. They do share one or two things in common though, and its the fact that they're bottomless pits of teeth and hunger. They also taste like pee. 11: Lamprey, No. I refuse to write an entry over these horrifying looking fish. The only things you need to know about them is that they're all over the swamps, taste bad, are older than your grandma probably, and will suck your blood like a parasite. They freak me out, man. ''

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you gotta be careful what you monger. if its fish people will like you but if its war then less so. various results

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everytime i get 6 likes on a post i quit my job and move to los angeles

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ONEIRIC OCEAN (new lookfar album, paleozoic hardware synth)

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Cnetizens: What's with the two busy clams? Other Cnetizens: to add some flavor （Shantou汕头 have leveled up from lion dance to lobster dance）

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Item: Knuckles of the Golden Clam; adds +1 to Punching damage, plus if you can hold a speck of dirt or gravel in your hand for 24 hours it will turn into a pearl.

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rolling rolling rolling

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Seals look constantly on the verge of tears and honestly me too buddy

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dropped my wooden fish twice and said "nooo my awesome fish" each time i did

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they;re gonna give me an extra row of teeth bc ive been good

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i've always wanted to visit the beautiful city of chicago because i love their citation style