#there's your explenation for that

[moomeecore]

"is this a plant or a weed" im going to pull all the hair out of your head

[soundsofastar]

i think not enough people know they're not here to be perfect but they're here to be human and to be weird and strange but most of all to be loved

[chisatowo]

I was thinking abt human stalien cultral differences stuff earlier and it's funny to me just how incomprehensible a basic description of valentines day would be to them. Oh yeah valentines day is a day abt celebrating love and giving chocolates and cards to your loved ones. Almost every word of that would be absolute nonsense to your average stalien and extremely hard to grasp even for the main cast who have more experience with human stuff

[lovetheesparrow]

What the FUCK is reichblr and why did you reblog my post with it. If this is some kind of fandom-ifying Nazism please tell me so i can block you. This is really strange.

i didnt reblog shit from your account lmao.

theres a polite way to go about this but quite frankly i dont owe you of anybody an explenation. one second of scrolling and youd be able to find an awnser to your question.

if you really want an awnser as to what reichblr is i suggest ridding yourself of any ignorance first.

regardless or not i mean it, good day. hope you get better.

[murasaki-cha]

Tcf part 2 chapter 330 (incoming rage)

......well I guess we don't have to worry about Cale's bowl breaking anymore SINCE HE DOESN'T FUCKING HAVE ONE ANYMORE!!

ALSO WHAT KIND OF EXPLENATION WAS THAT!!?!?!?!?

"Oh my plate was shattered so badly it turned into dust. But don't worry because my heart and the Glutton inside me ate it." I BEG YOUR FINEST PARDON!!???

MILA IS ABOUT TO HAVE AN ANEURYSM CALE!!!!

Has the thought of explaining your ancient powers to your colleagues ever crossed your mind became please enlighten me how the hell are they supposed to interpret that!?!?!

Am I happy with this outcome? Absolutely

Could've Cale phrased that better? In every single conceivable way

I have never related to Alberu more in my life because I could feel the stress headache slowly increasing the longer that explanation went....

[atheneum-of-you]

Hi, I love your page so much and I'm just wondering if you know any trusthworthy Hellenic Polytheistic community to join? Do you have a community or a mentor who helps with the training? Do you know anyone who is a part of one of these big official ones from Greece like Labrys? I am just curious please ignor this ask if you do not have time.

Honestly, you seem so knowledgeable that I think you already are a priestess I am just curious if you know any trusthworthy mentor.

Khaire friend!! You're so sweet and kind thank you so much!

The disappointing truth is that I'm actually not super involved in many helpol communities. If desperately WISH to be, but maybe I'm just nitpicky. I'm very much only interested in communities strictly following helpol with no outside factors (ie paganism, other religions, other pantheons, etc). This is nothing against those communities, I've just found it very hard to find just that. As desperately as I wish to join Labrys I've been CURSED to live in the United States 😭 That said, I also find myself raising an eyebrow at them simply because they refer to helpol as "hellenism" which simply...isn't correct. And I'd never speak FOR Greek people as ultimately I nor anyone else has any say in their culture. But the Greece born hellenic polytheists I've had the pleasure of speaking to directly denounce the term simply because it's incorrect.

Hellenism would mean "greekism", or moreso, refers to Greece and Greek culture. We use the term hellenic polytheism because we worship the Greek pantheon. This doesn't make us Greek, it just refers to the culture of the pantheon we worship. So when I see someone or a group using the term "hellenism" "hellenic", and "hellenismos" I tend to raise an eyebrow at how much they really care about understanding the religion. If you're interested in a much more in depth explenation of this, @alatismeni-theitsa has a PHENOMENAL post on the topic.

This of course isn't to denounce Labrys, they do WONDERFUL work and I wish I could be involved, but it's one of those small gripes that keeps them at arms length from me.

In terms of orher community (discord servers, Tumblr communities, reddit, etc) I still find myself either the same issue of word misuse and honestly a lot of discord servers are very "clique-y" making it hard for newcomers to seamlessly integrate (something I've personally dealt with).

I'm sure this is a fairly disappointing answer, and I greatly apologize for that, especially after your praises. Eventually, though, I'd love to create a community myself for people who also have the same issues I do!

I'm sorry again for such a lackluster answer, but regardless I wish you safe travels ♡

[yanderehsr]

Hey, how you doing? If that okay, can I please have Topaz, Serval, and Cocolia with an autistic reader? Just in case, it's the same that I requested qith the other fem characters woth autistic reader.

Yeah sure, hope you'll enjoy😄

Trigger Warning: Yandere, Obsessive behaviour, Possessive behaviour, Kidnapped reader

Topaz: She's a 6/10 with an autistic darling, she could be worse, but she isn't all that good, she is the one in control of this relationship and she is therefore in control of you, but she is willing to make compromises with you so you like her better.

Topaz makes plenty of deals with you to make you obey, you can eat whatever you want if you give her affection, she can keep her hands for herself if you tell her how much you love her, she isn't really afraid to put on earpiercingly loud sounds if you make her mad, she'll wait for you to cry and have a breakdown and then she'll come to comfort you, she doesn't apologize tho, it is your fault after all.

"Well you didn't want to listen, what was I supposed to do, now come here, we can cuddle and you'll feel better, I promise"

Serval: An angel for anyone with autism, she isn't very strict with you, as long as you don't try to escape her then she will treat you like royalty, you want something specific to eat? She'll get it for you, any music you wanna hear, she'll play it.

The only thing Serval might feel a problem with is your problem with physical touch, she needs that when she feels stressed or whenever she remembers Cocolia and their past together, just hold her during these times, she might be sweet but she has the power to make you regret rejecting her touch.

"Please, just let me hug you. I have had a really awful day... don't get me wrong I would prefer you to be willing but I'm not afraid to force this, so what will you do, love"

Cocolia: Hell, that's the best explenation with her, it would be absolute hell, she is really controlling, what you want is of no concern of hers, you will listen to whatever she says, you'll eat what she wants, if she wants to hold you then you better not struggle, she hates that.

Cocolia isn't afraid to use your autism against you, really hurt you emotionally and psychologically, the only time you might feel an ounce of joy is when Bronya is around, otherwise you better pray you get stockholm syndrome quick, otherwise this truly will be hell.

"Why aren't you eating... I don't care if you don't like it, you better eat each and every bite, you will not like me if you disobey"

[peoplecallmelucifer]

"Is the human dancing?"

"Doesn't look like a dance to me. Maybe a ritual?"

"Why don't we just ask"

"And potentially disturbe a ritual? You know wjat happened to Zaati when he decided to not be culturally sensitive"

"Yeah yeah, he got a spear thrown an inch of his face by a very angry Attra matriarch..... and now they are married."

" I'm just saying Dessa, If you wanna talk to him, stay close to cover"

Vakk was an asahole, But Dessa knew he had a point. So she aproached the sparing mat slowly while watching thw human performe his routine.

"Uum, excuse me" They said

" Huh?" The human said with a slightly startled reaction" OH! m i hogging the mat? Sorry. I'll be done in a minute or 2 if that's ok"

"No, that's allright. I just wanted to ask you as to what this ritual is" now relaxed Dessa said.

"Ritu- OH! yes this does look pretty ritualistic I guess. Mind I finish though?

" Oh no, not at all!"

The human just smiled and nodded, proceeding with his ritual. While Dessa kept watching.

And shortly after the human knelt slowly, put his forehead to the mat, slowly rose while obviously avoiding touching the amt with his hands, took a step backwards and boues the final time.

"Wooh!" He said, jumping in place. Conpletely shattering the calm demeenor he exuded not 10 second ago.

"Now, Propper introductions! I'm Teddy, I'm a translator and linguist with UN diplomatic core" the human said stretching his arm. A gesture of good will found in many species

"Dessa, amature xenoculturologist and medical officer on board this station" Dessa replied

"That explains your interest in my, ritul" Teddy added with a smile

"Well, yes. I find different beliefs and rituals other species performe intriguing. If you would be willing to explain I'd be greatfull." Dessa said trxing to be as cordial as her curiosity would allowe

"Please, talk more casually. I hear enough diplomatic talk a work as it is. And I'd be glad to explain." Teddy said

" What you saw was called Nage-no-kata it's a stric performance form made of 15 techniques of Judo. And Judo is a martial art I train"

Dessa looked confused " Military skill? Is my translator malfunctioning?"

"Yeah the translation pack still isn't up to speed with coloquialism and cultural elements. That's another reasons I preffere casual conversations lets me know what I'll need to work on in the future"

"Ok so. What would the proper translation be?"

"Well.." Teddy paused "either fighting sport or self defence skill"

"... so the translator wasn't wrong..."

"Technically not"

"And you humans .... made military grade combat into a sport" Dessa stated withoit a hint of wmotion

"Well no, the sport was develloped before" Teddy retorted

"Well... I don't know if that makes me feel more or less uneasy"

"Look it sounds bad if you phrase it like that but Judo has among the lowest rate of serious injury qmong human sports and among the highest percentage of highly educated people in its ranks"

"That ... sounds like a salesman pitch"

"Did it help calm you down though?"

"I ... guess? I stil don't understand why a linguist would need combat training"

"I actually started practicing as a teenager so I wasn't even a linguist-"

" you teach combat to kids?! And I tought Attra were militaristic" Dessa interrupted

"What I was gon a say is that Judo is ot just fighting it's a philosophy." Teddy retorted, seemingly finding this ordeal amusing

"Another sales pitch?" Dessa asked.

"Yup."

" I stand guard .... that's a coloquialism for I'm listening for my people"

"Noted" Teddy said before co ti uing his explenation

"As I said. JUDO is a philosophy. It's based of using the oponenta strenght against him. If pushed, you pull back, if pulled, you push. But it's also built upon respect. Towards the referees, towards your coach, towards your oponemt and even the mat you stand on during the match"

"That woukd be all thw bowing". Dessa persumed

"Correct!" Teddy said happily " you see, I used to be a troublemaket as a kid and gor cought shoplifting. The judge saw I was just a lost kid so he offered me a deal. I can get a record which would make getting a job much harder, or I can join his friends program that aimed to reform troublemakers" Teddy said with a melancolic look

"Ok so ... you were a criminal?" Desaa asked

"Basically, yeah"

"And what stopped you continuing doing crime is ...combat training"

"I guess."

"Oh we are talking about this more later over drinks!" Dessa said grinning from ear to ear

"Ok, but you're buying" Teddy added

[arlekinos-ink]

Thank you for your request!!

(more under cut)

Oh lord.

First of all, give this man a pet name.

He may not look like it but he THRIVES off of your attention and devotion to him

Anything, ANYTHING you give him makes his heart flutter in ways that no one has ever before.

But I do see him having a prefrance for petnames in languages other than English, since in his world, in his version of england, I would assume you would be jailed for even uttering a word in a language other than english

Also the fact that you would go against that??? if it's not your native language, and you still took your time to learn that language??? It just makes you even more attractive to him.

SECOND OF ALL,

He would totally call you things like "dear" or "my love"

He's just a classy man. There's no other explenation.

I feel like in his free time he would pick up french??

IMAGINE HIM CALLING YOU MON CHER???

(literally kicking my feet as I write this)

Um anyways

But yeah, imagine like just sitting in the shadow gallery, watching some old movies by yourself

And then you feel his gloved hand on your shoulder as he slightly massages it

"Sorry for being late, mon cher, something came up. What are you watching?"

I'd die on the spot.

I feel like he's just a simple, romantic man like that

tysm for requesting again!! I didn't know whether I could @ your account or not. Hope you liked it, I tried my best (even tho I wrote this at 3-4 am) !!

[bloodlegacies]

Good day/evening! Love what I have played of the demo so far, and am in awe of your talent as a writer. However I am not sure if this has been repeated to death, but I noticed that Hayden is very frequently missgendered for me. I play with Hayden as a princess, and she is frequently turned to His Majesty or just 'he'. Especially later on. My apologies if this has been stated to death :P I also wondered if there will ever be an explenation of the stats? I am a bit confused on how the percentage and level of elemental/close combat coexists, and what the EXP part is about?

Hello, and first of all thank you very much, glad you liked it. And sorry about that, I use a translator and sometimes the codes can give certain errors, but I will reread the chapter and try to fix these pronoun errors. Well, ExP is basically points that you can use to increase your skills. For example, if you gain 5+ experience, you can use these points to increase hand-to-hand combat or elemental gifts. I need to reorganize the power level you got at the beginning, but the Experience will also be used for other things later on, okay? And don't worry about the if focusing a lot on statistics, it won't be too much, and the focus will be more on choices and narrative ok.

[rambledoo]

Wakfu Rambling pt.3

Haha! I'm back yapping again! (Mostly headcannons/theories)

I like to think that all dragons have some sort of elemental power and that they're appearance coincides with that (ex: fire=red dragon, water=blue dragon, etc.), and that the only ones who don't follow this are the primordial eliatrope dragon siblings. I think they basically can use whatever magic they want.

Balthazar can't fight to save his life, but he's magically gifted. Bro can't throw a punch but he can zap out your soul ☺️

The Eliatrope siblings are gifted at using Wakfu, and the dragon siblings are good at using Stasis, they just don't want anyone to know.

Stasis is the equivalent of black/dark magic since it can kill people, so it's looked down on.

I feel like if it were in au, Adamai would be forced to play dad for Yugo. He seems a little more sensible, and because he's actually freakishly tall I feel like he'd basically try and stop Yugo from trying to do stupid stuff. Maybe not a dad but like an older brother forced to babysit their troublesome sibling.

OK, I feel like no one's talked about how tall Adamai got. He's taller than all his friends!! Like he fr be 6'0 no doubt.

ok ok... this may be a little out of pocket with no explenation.. but Adamai as a drag queen???

Do you think that they could of had miku concerts in the eliatropes old world? Cuz in the Waku manga and the show they literally build a whole rocket ships for thousands of people and have holograms. So it can't be that far off.

Yugo is beach and Adamai is winter. Yugo tans while Adamai buries himself under 20ft of snow. Imagine if they had taken him to Frigost....

I feel like I've just been skidding over the premise of my au/headcannon of Wakfu, basically I think the primordial eliatrope/dragon siblings are more powerful than they show/know because they wanted to keep peace within their people and to discourage violence.

Omg! Thanks for reading all that! Ik it's super disorganized, I just wanted to say all my thoughts atm

My headcannons of Wakfu are always changing omg. As of right now they're based on: Moana, Wicked, drag moments, evangelion, lucky star. (I just follow what's popular at the moment).

But once all of these popular things fade out into obscurity, I can always rely on the Wakfu Tumblr community to deliver.

doo doo!

[insideliascrazyhead]

Sannoh Rengokai´s instagram shenaningans remix Sleepy Lion is actually a baby snake?!

Sooo I will keep the explenation short.I got a request to do some social media au for my fic.So here it is!Enjoy<3

Ice:Yo slutz!Take a fucking guess what I found?!

Sara:That party was legendary

Jesse:Hey,my husband!I gotta clutch my pearls at that shock....

Ice:Nah,bro.He loves me more.

Jesse:Whatever go fuck yourself as the only one Cobra fucks is me.

Dan:I still nearly vomit at the thought of that nasty ass hangover.

Yamaro:You´re weak.

Cobra:That was hilarious.

Dan:Yeah,you laugh Cobra!At least I learned a lesson that night! Cobra:Entertain me? Naomi:Us all please I need a god laugh...

Dan:That I´m a emotional people pleaser.More exactly a woman pleaser.

Cobra:No Dan.I´m a woman pleaser,you´re a lonely guy that was full of vomit.

Tetsu:You got Jesse though?

Jesse:Open relationship.At least when it comes to the sexual stuff

Yasushi:Hey Tsukasa guess what? Tsukasa:Yasushi I swear take your nasty paws away from my father or I will kill you dead!

Hyuga:So you and Cobra whore around

Rocky:No slut shaming only slut encouraging,but yeah

Jesse:Tsukasa log out.

Jesse:When I would do all the hella kinky shit Cobra´s into I would be dead...

Yasushi;Oh how I love this shit.Tsukasa I swear I´m gonna be your step dad soon.

Fujio:You got Kiyoshi.

Kiyoshi:So,Yasushi and your dad´s could easily use a fortht!

Sara:Heart eyes motherfuckers.

Cobra:Where on earth do you get those?

Sara:I´m a hoarder for media evidence.

Tsukasa:Why do they look like they went to a fucking LMFAO concert?

Yamasto:Drugs.

Cobra:Yamato!

Jesse:Stop it you fucking prick. Yamato:I´m sorry I mean PartySmarties,DiscoMints etc....

Rocky:Where did yall put Tsukasa then? Jesse:Granny´s house for the weekend.He get´s spoiled.We get fucked up on a rave.

Murayama:Cobra-chan and techno? Tetsu:Fuck yeah when he´s wasted enough he can listen to everything.

Naomi:I saw him poledance to Taylor Swift

Yamato:Hah.Weak.I saw him twerk to orchestra!

Rocky:I will pay you whatever you want for that video

Hyuga:Whatever Discoboy is bidding I double it!

Jesse:„Take that fucking thing outta my face or I will choke you till you´re dead!“

Tetsu:Cobra.Not in the mood.

Cobra:Fucking stalker

Jesse:Yeah,you´re fucking your stalker

Yasushi:Then whack your weasle from now on,I will marry Cobra.

Cobra:Not even in my worst nightmare.But the crazy kid is right,you´re whacking your weasle from now on.

Tsukasa:Yasushi,go and touch some fucking grass

Noboru:Cobra doesn´t have a crazy people fetish.

Yamato:No.He´s the crazy one in this relationship.

Chiharu:No.Really???

Yamato:Once when someone tried to rob the gas station Cobra dowsed both of them in gasoline.Took out a cigarette and told that guy he should run,if he doesn´t want Cobra to blow the entire gas station up.

Hyuga:That´s hilarious.

Fujio:Something Yasushi would do.

Shidaken:No way!That´s insanely suicidal.

Yasushi:Nah,I´m not suicidal.The world would be a better place without me and that´s exactly why I have to keep on living.

Fujio:Weirdly motivational

Jesse:Sleeping beauty.

Murayama:Now that´s what I come here for!

Hyuga:That´s borderline pornographic

Jesse:What?I didn´t even upload our sex tape! Yamato…. Ice:Exmotherfuckingscuseme?!

Sara:He´s showing chesticals for locals in heat.

Yasushi:This man so hot I´m pissing steam bitch

Cobra:Im not sleeping im dead leave flowers then go fuck yourself

Jesse:a dead person wouldn´t kick me outta the bed four fucking times with the way u move in ur sleep

Cobra:at least i don´t snore as loud as a chainsaw

Jesse:I don´t.You´re mean!Meanie Mouse!

Tsukasa:My bed vibrates fromn ur snoring old man

Jesse:grounded

Fujiio:You do though.I once thought it´s an earthquake

Jesse:Fujio you´re grounded too.

Fujio:You can do that?He can´t.Right?Cobra-san!

Murayama:Skipped to Itokan to visit Cobra-chan and look who I found!Sleepy-Lion/Baby snake! Leopard fur and cupcakes!That´s such a adorable remix of Cobra-chan and * ewww * Jesse

Fujio:Gotta go and buy a wedding ring!

Jesse:*clutching my pearls and dramatically wiping away a tear* Yasushi:Why he so relaxed tho?!Sannoh Stoner Squad?

Tsukasa:No.I´m just relaxed when you´re not around to force my will to live to jump from Oya´s roof.

Murayama:No Sleepy Lion No Rude Boying down the roof!

Kiyoshi:What´re you gonna do bout it old man? Shibaman:Lean over the railing and scream Tsukasa come back!

Rocky:I get that Cobra wants his genetics out there,looking like he does.But why Jesse?! Hyuga:How you know the kid won´t turn out ugly like Jesse tho?Made with love and not a quick nut?!Jesse probably takes two minutes in bed and I´m being generous here.

Kizzy:Rocky´s right tho.Cobra?Sexy.Jesse?Not so much.Cobra?Beautiful!Jesse low key ugly.

Ice:it´s crazy that Jesse didn´t scare baby Tsukasa to death with his ugly mug

Yamato:Okay can we move on now.I got it.Jesse looks so ugly that he should hide his face till halloween so he gonna scare the kids better.

Jesse:Low blow bro! Sara:The only one that´s blowing´s Cobra.

Noboru:most kids should be swallowed and not concived anyways.Not Tsukasa tho,he´s an angel and we´re thrilled to have him.

Naomi:Cobra´s treat now that he goes to therapy!Text wouldn´t fit on a cupcake. Cobra:Gonna take em anti sad bitch skittles like candy now.

Ice:Swollowing pills like candy will keep your grippy sock vaccation away!

Hyuga:Or cause him to loose the last marble and send him straight to the nut house! Chiharu:We´re gonna miss you Cobra-san.

Tetsu:Don´t forget us in there with your new friends.

Dan:What friends his hand he´s gonna start talking to? Cobra:Relax you drama queens.I ain´t gonna go to the nut house before I killed all three of you too avoid going to jail:)

Yamato:Hey,at least Noboru studied law for like two minutes!He can recommand a lawyer!

Yasushi:You know what they say about crazy guys,they´re the best in bed!

Hyuga:Yeah wait and see Cobra in the padded cell making boats outta popsicle sticks

Rocky:Miss thing....Too much.Hyuga,too much.

Cobra:It´s crazy i don´t snort glue around yall crazy bastards.

Yamato:You´re grumpy today.What´s the matter? Sara:Easy.Didn´t get laid in a while.

Yasushi:I´m available.

Murayama:I´m not gonna say I´m judging.All I say is I understand.

Tsukasa:I am judging tho.Heavily.Fuck you Yasushi.

Cobra:Had a beautiful trip to Oya today!Guess what I found!Murayama!Wanna explain what fun game yall where playing? Dan:of course first time Cobra posts anything it´s to cause drama

Tetsu:Or a gang war!

Murayama:Cobra-chan nooooo

Murayama:also to my defence i never heard of part time stakes...

Todoroki:Cobra never said the name of the game.

Fujio:Woah!What´s that?And why am I not on it? Nakaoka:Better question.Why do yall bid on the Yasu-kiyo jerks? Furuya:Cause they´re crazy enough to fight a crackhead and stab him with his own spoon

Yasushi:When Kiyoshi the bitch that he is got stabbed by a chick

Kiyoshi:Most beautiful day of my life.

Hyuga:That Yasushi kid is my kinda bitch.A bone to pick and not a fucking care in the world.?Oh yeah.Oya!That kids Daruma now.

Tsukasa:That was when all the factions fought er who will take over the full timers Fujio.

Shibaman:Also why does every photo taken look good as fuck.Even Yasushi.And that almost had me gagging.Exept Kiyoshi...

Yasushi:You can stop gagging when you don´t deep throat Todoroki´s dick! Tsuji:Kiyoshi kinda looks like he´s yerking his chicken.

Fujio:Murachi!Long story short the others will kill you...

Todoroki:Guys we´re not that ghetto.We´re not gonna kill anyone. Yasushi:Speak for yourself,sugar tits.The night´s still young and I´m craving violence.

Cobra:Man you gotta be the wet dream of every psychiatrist who enjoys a challenge huh?

Tsukasa:That treassure is hanging in Yamato´s garage.Thought I share this beauty with the world.

Fujio:I love this!Noboru looks ready to tap out as soon as Yamato looses conciousness.

Yamato:I was only attacked by this feral squirrel you call a father when I was seated.Other wise that garden gnome would´ve needed a ladder to even have eye contact with me.

Cobra:Seated because you we´re eating.If you continue Naomi´s gotta feed you with a pitchfork.

Yamato:At least I eat like a normal human being!Not only cupcakes and tequila.

Jesse:I saw him once eat fruitloops,with marshmallows,candy and beer cause we we´re outta milk

Noboru:That´s nasty man

Kiyoshi:Hey!Yasushi does that with energy drinks! Yasushi:I also use energy drinks instead of water for coffee.Your point. Todoroki:That explains everything

Rocky:I love how Cobra and Jesse are in a relationship for years and have a kid together when this photo exists and is a year old

Jesse:Foreplay.

Cobra:Jesse!

Jesse:Oh yeah,my mistake.Foreplay would be a lot rougher.

Cobra:At least I didn´t loose my shoe mid fight like fucking cinderella.

Jesse:All I hear is that I´m a princess and I agree.

Ice:*wiping tears*remember in your early relationship?When you destroyed Jesses bed,couch and kitched table to the point of no repair?Good times.

Sara:They had a good time.I fucking wish I would be deaf.

Yamato:At least you´re not living two houses down.I heard that once.

Dan:Why does Cobra get so much action anyways and then there´s me.

Tetsu:Overworked and underfucked.Got it.

Naomi:Oh calm down you big baby.

Tetsu:Partying hard just like his fathers! Jesse:*le gasp* Zebra!Traitor.

Cobra:You dramatic little bitch.Stop crying.

Ice:Grown up so quickly.

Rocky:Oh yeah where where you when your son got wasted`? Cobra:Nowhere with no one doing nothing with nobody.

Noboru:It wasn´t even in Club Heaven...

Yamato:That´s it!Innocent!Lawyers decision! Naomi:He´s not a lawyer dumbass. Chiharu:Half a lawyer then!Congratulations he´s half innocent! Tsukasa:Relax,fun police.I was only slightly tipsy. Fujio:You tried to go to Jamuo in the middle of the night with a highlighter,cause he´s important.

Jamuo:At least you´re not Yasushi.I sleep with a knife under my pillow and a emergency sedative in a syringe near by bed strong enough to knock out a horse! Yasushi:Wow.Lovely.Fuck you you little woodland creature.

[snowchester01]

he snow on my chest till i er

hey so if some one. knows what this could possibly mean. let me know.since i dont even know any where to start thinking abuot it.

THX from tubbo sorry (ok so storyis heads gone achy all over again .like big YIKES so pulling my self together and just basiclly doing my job at work and i am all dizzy looking at your funny words funny man ..... whats this.hm?🤨hm.)👍 i aut to trademark that word then you cant make it into PUZZLES.!!!! which so turns out are mega migraine inducing trying to imagine a real actual explenation. so Thanks go er all by your self.

[magicdefendorwolf]

Hello! This is my first time requesting, so I hope it's not too bad hehe. It will be nice if you expand on your yanqing x fu xuan's daughter! Like did fu xuan and/or jing yuan know? How did they know? Did they caught them together? How did the citizens know? Like, they just watching a forbidden love kind of love story unfold. Thank you in advance! ��♡

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They did not know,they had to find Yanqing and you on a date,and even then they didnt believe it was a date,so they watched from afar

Jing Yuan already had suspicions you two were dating or already liked eachother

But your mother,Fu Xuan, was still in denial that her daughter could date the general's son

But how the heck could she deny it any longer when she saw you two kissing?

Your mother was beyond shocked,so shocked that she blew her cover and you both turned to Fu Xuan and Jing Yuan that had been previously hiding

You both froze up,you werent worried about Jing Yuan,he was more laid back,rather you were worried abiut your mother finding out

But Yanqing was internally panicking about both of them

"What is the meaning of this?!" Fu Xuan almost sounded angry,but she had a mix of shock and anger in her tone

You obviously tried to nervously explain everything while also calming her down

But your mother just didnt understand,why him? How did you even fall for him? Didnt you hate him?

She definetly needed time to process this

If you had told her of your own accord she would have been calmer and more receptive to your explenation

But instead she took you by the hand and told you that you were going home with her

Not before Jing Yuan stopped her,he had his own fair share of questions for you two,but first,he had to calm your mother down from blowing up

Which didnt help much,but eventually Fu Xuan calmed down enough to listen to you two,she was okayish with the relationship,just upset you didnt tell her

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Sorry its so short,exams barely give me any free time,i hope you enjoy! But later today or tomorrow ill post a short vampire!Blade thingy

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I love it when Cale sometimes referees to the Ancient Powers as "The voices in his head" and gives no explenation whatsoever

Like babygirl wtf do you mean the voices in your head

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Honestly with my understanding of how your cycles work it would be funny to see an interaction between a human and an ancient where they are like "Woe is us we are trapped in a cycle blah... blah (basically longwinded explenation of how it works)" and the person is just like "I don't see the issiue here that's cool as fuck"

yes, well... part of why the rebirth cycle (Small Cycle) became so despised *is* because of propaganda. originally the thing was seen as a gift worth worshipping and praising, but as most things usually do, it has some downsides that certain group of people latched on to to demonize it

most of those being the aftermath of waking from death. such as still feeling the pain of the injury that killed the individual. it's relatively fine if one gets a fast death like a Noot stabbing, but if it's death like bleeding out from dismemberment? waking up feeling the pain of it, the phatom body part aspect even though it's Right There and not being able to treat it until it fades on its own isn't so fun

then the mental scarring of going through something like that...

the raincarnation cycle (Great Cycle) became despised because of something like a spirit's depression/nearly chronic frustration. low karma Ancients (under karma level 7) experience those kind of feelings seemingly out of nowhere, detached from the situation happening in the physicality

one can be eating their most favorite food ever and suddenly Bam, feelings of anger, sadness and frustration all at themselves. this happens because the spirit is aware it isn't moving forwards in cultivation/towards natural Ascension as it is supposed to and that upsets it

and judging by the existence of Those -points at Iterators- not many people actually work on bettering themselves because Why would they? They have the Iterators to get them the reward for becoming a good person without them having to change anything

so the nearly chronic spirit frustration/depression is common