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"is this a plant or a weed" im going to pull all the hair out of your head
#finally working up the nerve to make some progress on fixing up my garden#after it got completely destroyed by the ppl who replaced our roof#and im just sitting here SEETHING at all the damage#and i cant stop thinking abt how when i brought the inspsction guy around the yard and gave him a detailed explenation of all the damage#he was like 'well you have to understand we dont know a lot about gardening. a lot of this stuff even i wouldnt be able to tell if it was a#a plant or not'#and I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HE WAS IMPLYING#he didnt think my plants where rocks#he thoight they where 'WEEDS'#and instead of thinking 'lets try not to destroy any plantlife#those assholes thought 'lets try not to destroy anything that Looks Like A REAL Plant'#but all those WEEDS???? yeah lets STOMP ALL OVER THEM#ARGHGRHGHRHRH BITING GNAWING#I HATE MAINSTREAM GARDEN CULTURE YOURE ALL IDIOTS#ITS ALL PLANTS ITS ALL PLANTS#STOP MAKING PRECONCEIVED NOTIONS ABT WHAT DESERVES TO LIVE BASED ON APPERANCE OH MY GOD#text#lawn posting#<- because i blame stupid ass colonizer rich person lawn culture bs for this attitude#and they still stomped on my hostas and irsises and hakone grass anyway
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i think not enough people know they're not here to be perfect but they're here to be human and to be weird and strange but most of all to be loved
#i know theres no scientific explenation for this but the probability of you being here is so so slow its a miracle in itself and im glad you#youre here and i love you
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bro wants a beereak from it all
if I were a bee I'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can't escape (remembers you're not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally
#if you were a bee you'd fly your little ass back and forth back and forth to produce honey for your monarchy#<- joke explenation#👍
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᭕ MY SHIFTING POSTS - MASTERLIST
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DR IDEAS⋆.
dr ideas
dr ideas + storylines
dr ideas with an s/o
THINGS TO SCRIPT⋆.
things to script
things to script about yourself
things to script into a waiting room
scenarios to script
scenarios to script (pictures edition)
traits to script
hobbies to script
vibes to script
things to script s/o edition
people you can script into your dr (part 2)
places to script
classes to script into your school
things to script into your house
trinkets to script
pets to script 1
pets to script 2
things to script into a singer/band dr
OTHER⋆.
my drs masterlist
dr moodboards
everything for making a new dr
activities for shifters (in your cr)
questions to answer after your first shift
how to feel connected to your drs
fun methods to try (and explenations)
uquizzes to help develop/create drs
sections to add into a script
name claims
normal job ideas + visuals
fun job ideas
journaling prompts
questions to help you develop any dr
guide to spicing up a boring dr
post ideas for shifters
helpful shifting-related posts
ways to meet an s/o
build an s/o (interactive)
guide to scripting an s/o
guide to scripting friends
everything for your fame dr
waiting room inspo (pictures)
appearance claims (pictures)
date ideas 1
date ideas 2 (more specific)
guide to making dr school fun
whimsical parenting advice/ideas for family dr shifters
side quest ideas for fantasy drs
art class assignment ideas for school shifters
summer camp dr activities
websites to make people from your drs in
templates to fill out
worldbuilding ideas
my dr self posessions
interactive make an h2o dr template
rating your drs
we need to start questioning what we’re told about shifting (my personal theory on how shifting works)
#reality shifting#shiftblr#masterlist#shifters#shifting#shifting antis dni#shifting blog#shifting community#shifting consciousness#shifting diary#shifting script#shifting content#shifting ideas#shifts#shift#shiftingrealities#shifting realities#deminetly shiftblr#deminetly#desired reality#scripting#things to script#scenarios to script#script#scripts#dr ideas#dr idea
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Hello! So I just read the one where reader is insecure about wearing a bathing suit, and Raf asking "are you afraid of me?" inspired me, so...
Can I please ask for a scenario with - separately - Rafayel and Sylus (and if you feel like it, throw in the other non human bois too) where (fem or gn) reader actually IS a bit scared of them after finding out that they're Lemurian/dragon/etc, and like they're conflicted because on the one hand they still are in love with the boys, but on the other the fact that they're non human is... intimidating. And the boys catch on to that and try to confront or reassure them? 🥺 Tysm
(also if reader can be not MC pls)
afraid

She walked in to rafayels home, sneaking around, she had come back early from a buisness trip and wanting to surprise the artist told him the flight was delayed.
Through the window, she caught his purple hair on the pool. Quickly making her way towards him, she started to make out a fin coming out from the pool. Weird, did he buy new pool toys? Getting closer, she noticed it was moving. She picked up her pace, standing at the side of the pool, getting a full view of rafayel resting with his eyes closed and a big tail instead of his legs. On his face and neck, scales were scattered around.
"What the fuck?!" she screamed, dropping the present. Startled, the lemurian went underwater briefly before popping up with a big, nervous smile, his teeth unnaturally sharp.
"Cutie!"
In a fight or flight response, she bolted out of the home, quickly getting in her car and driving away. She could Rafayel grunting and getting out of the pool, trying to follow after her. Due to the time it took to detransform, he was too late.
In the safety of her home, she locked the door, the window, closed the courtains and locked herself in her room. What was that? What was he?
the phone was ringing, she ignored it. a part of her wanted to block him, but this was her boyfriend.
the texts started flooding in
[please]
[please pick up i dont wanna do this over text]
[please, i am begging you]
another call. after the third ring, she picked up
"...hello?"
"oh thank god! Look I promise it has an explenation and like, i didnt think youd get here so soon! you didnt tell me!"
"rafayel, i dont know what i saw but i know that that is not normal. im trying to trust and believe you right now after seeing the sharpest teeth i have ever seen and youre making it kinda hard"
"youre right... youre right... you know lemuria?"
"the linkon version of the atlantis myth?"
"well its not really a myth more so an ancient civilization..."
"rafayel. i just saw you in a monster form, please get to the point"
silence
a light sob is heard on the other line
"im... im not a monster... I swear... I swear I'm not"
"oh! raf thats not- im sorry i didnt think it through I'm just scared..." she took a deep breath in "can we restart?"
a shaky exhale is heard before he continued "I'm lemurian. When you're away I like to shift into my natural form since keeping up the glamour of being human can be... exhausting"
"i see..."
"Im not dangerous-! well, I'll be honest. I can be dangerous but I swear on everything that I will never hurt you... not again"
"again?"
"I- I meant like you getting scared! yeah, that."
she chuckled "can i come over?"
"id like that very much"
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okay so! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR REQUEST! i MIGHT write sylus version later but as my pinned explains i write xav and raf, however i really like this idea and maybe i should get out of my comfort zone and write other characters.
that being said, i found this one hard lol.
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Luke and our Antonia are just private with their love! He is not afraid to show her to people. Also they were holding hands at the GQ magazine after party! He was with him at that hotel, those pictures with pasta plates were about her! He just can't tag her because it it his professional account! Him liking her lingerie ad is a big ok from him, he is supporting her. His family loves her, even his Mother confirmed. You don't want to see the truth! They are just a litte shy about their love! Oh end how can you explain that N didn't even wish him happy birthday but she did it to her boyfriend Jake? Yes,no legit explenation. Lutonia is real!!!!!!!
Where’d I put my bug spray? Karla is this you? It’s too early for this
It makes me chuckle but is also boring that your only argument you keep making is that the pasta picture is of her 🥱
Again, anon, please learn what lingerie is. Those are fancy diapers.. I personally wouldn’t wear them but that’s just me 🤷🏼♀️
What is this ‘love’ you’re describing? I know what love is and this isn’t it. He can easily put a stop to all of this if they are truly together (which they’re not). He has posted plenty of nonbusiness things to his grid and his stories yet not a single thing about her. Not even during the height of his HBS where he was traveling all over, with a group of friends I might add.
Shy? He’s never been shy before with his past girlfriends. Why all of a sudden with her? Give me an answer to that anon.
I’m not going to explain something so simple but if you need me to spell it out for you, t h e y w e r e t o g e t h e r for his birthday. Jake is not her boyfriend. You’re so disrespectful by even insinuating this. Jake has revealed his sexuality to us yet you still insist he’s the opposite.
Lutonia?😂 is this really what you’re calling your ship? It sounds like a name used to describe a far away land, like in Shrek. Btw, explenation is spelt explanation. You missed the a, just like how you’re missing A is not with Luke 😘
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Tcf part 2 chapter 330 (incoming rage)
......well I guess we don't have to worry about Cale's bowl breaking anymore SINCE HE DOESN'T FUCKING HAVE ONE ANYMORE!!
ALSO WHAT KIND OF EXPLENATION WAS THAT!!?!?!?!?
"Oh my plate was shattered so badly it turned into dust. But don't worry because my heart and the Glutton inside me ate it." I BEG YOUR FINEST PARDON!!???
MILA IS ABOUT TO HAVE AN ANEURYSM CALE!!!!
Has the thought of explaining your ancient powers to your colleagues ever crossed your mind became please enlighten me how the hell are they supposed to interpret that!?!?!
Am I happy with this outcome? Absolutely
Could've Cale phrased that better? In every single conceivable way
I have never related to Alberu more in my life because I could feel the stress headache slowly increasing the longer that explanation went....
#tcf#trash of the count's family#lcf#lout of the count’s family#tcf novel#tcf part 2#laws of hunting#cale henituse
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Hi, I love your page so much and I'm just wondering if you know any trusthworthy Hellenic Polytheistic community to join? Do you have a community or a mentor who helps with the training? Do you know anyone who is a part of one of these big official ones from Greece like Labrys? I am just curious please ignor this ask if you do not have time.
Honestly, you seem so knowledgeable that I think you already are a priestess I am just curious if you know any trusthworthy mentor.
Khaire friend!! You're so sweet and kind thank you so much!
The disappointing truth is that I'm actually not super involved in many helpol communities. If desperately WISH to be, but maybe I'm just nitpicky. I'm very much only interested in communities strictly following helpol with no outside factors (ie paganism, other religions, other pantheons, etc). This is nothing against those communities, I've just found it very hard to find just that. As desperately as I wish to join Labrys I've been CURSED to live in the United States 😭 That said, I also find myself raising an eyebrow at them simply because they refer to helpol as "hellenism" which simply...isn't correct. And I'd never speak FOR Greek people as ultimately I nor anyone else has any say in their culture. But the Greece born hellenic polytheists I've had the pleasure of speaking to directly denounce the term simply because it's incorrect.
Hellenism would mean "greekism", or moreso, refers to Greece and Greek culture. We use the term hellenic polytheism because we worship the Greek pantheon. This doesn't make us Greek, it just refers to the culture of the pantheon we worship. So when I see someone or a group using the term "hellenism" "hellenic", and "hellenismos" I tend to raise an eyebrow at how much they really care about understanding the religion. If you're interested in a much more in depth explenation of this, @alatismeni-theitsa has a PHENOMENAL post on the topic.
This of course isn't to denounce Labrys, they do WONDERFUL work and I wish I could be involved, but it's one of those small gripes that keeps them at arms length from me.
In terms of orher community (discord servers, Tumblr communities, reddit, etc) I still find myself either the same issue of word misuse and honestly a lot of discord servers are very "clique-y" making it hard for newcomers to seamlessly integrate (something I've personally dealt with).
I'm sure this is a fairly disappointing answer, and I greatly apologize for that, especially after your praises. Eventually, though, I'd love to create a community myself for people who also have the same issues I do!
I'm sorry again for such a lackluster answer, but regardless I wish you safe travels ♡
#hellenic worship#hellenic polytheism#hellenism#hellenic deities#hellenic community#helpol#witchblr#hellenic gods
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Hey, how you doing? If that okay, can I please have Topaz, Serval, and Cocolia with an autistic reader? Just in case, it's the same that I requested qith the other fem characters woth autistic reader.
Yeah sure, hope you'll enjoy😄
Trigger Warning: Yandere, Obsessive behaviour, Possessive behaviour, Kidnapped reader
Topaz: She's a 6/10 with an autistic darling, she could be worse, but she isn't all that good, she is the one in control of this relationship and she is therefore in control of you, but she is willing to make compromises with you so you like her better.
Topaz makes plenty of deals with you to make you obey, you can eat whatever you want if you give her affection, she can keep her hands for herself if you tell her how much you love her, she isn't really afraid to put on earpiercingly loud sounds if you make her mad, she'll wait for you to cry and have a breakdown and then she'll come to comfort you, she doesn't apologize tho, it is your fault after all.
"Well you didn't want to listen, what was I supposed to do, now come here, we can cuddle and you'll feel better, I promise"
Serval: An angel for anyone with autism, she isn't very strict with you, as long as you don't try to escape her then she will treat you like royalty, you want something specific to eat? She'll get it for you, any music you wanna hear, she'll play it.
The only thing Serval might feel a problem with is your problem with physical touch, she needs that when she feels stressed or whenever she remembers Cocolia and their past together, just hold her during these times, she might be sweet but she has the power to make you regret rejecting her touch.
"Please, just let me hug you. I have had a really awful day... don't get me wrong I would prefer you to be willing but I'm not afraid to force this, so what will you do, love"
Cocolia: Hell, that's the best explenation with her, it would be absolute hell, she is really controlling, what you want is of no concern of hers, you will listen to whatever she says, you'll eat what she wants, if she wants to hold you then you better not struggle, she hates that.
Cocolia isn't afraid to use your autism against you, really hurt you emotionally and psychologically, the only time you might feel an ounce of joy is when Bronya is around, otherwise you better pray you get stockholm syndrome quick, otherwise this truly will be hell.
"Why aren't you eating... I don't care if you don't like it, you better eat each and every bite, you will not like me if you disobey"
#yandere#yandere honkai star rail#yandere hsr#yandere female#yandere topaz#yandere topaz x reader#yandere serval#yandere serval x reader#yandere cocolia#yandere cocolia x reader
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Sannoh Rengokai´s instagram shenaningans remix Sleepy Lion is actually a baby snake?!
Sooo I will keep the explenation short.I got a request to do some social media au for my fic.So here it is!Enjoy<3

Ice:Yo slutz!Take a fucking guess what I found?!
Sara:That party was legendary
Jesse:Hey,my husband!I gotta clutch my pearls at that shock....
Ice:Nah,bro.He loves me more.
Jesse:Whatever go fuck yourself as the only one Cobra fucks is me.
Dan:I still nearly vomit at the thought of that nasty ass hangover.
Yamaro:You´re weak.
Cobra:That was hilarious.
Dan:Yeah,you laugh Cobra!At least I learned a lesson that night! Cobra:Entertain me? Naomi:Us all please I need a god laugh...
Dan:That I´m a emotional people pleaser.More exactly a woman pleaser.
Cobra:No Dan.I´m a woman pleaser,you´re a lonely guy that was full of vomit.
Tetsu:You got Jesse though?
Jesse:Open relationship.At least when it comes to the sexual stuff
Yasushi:Hey Tsukasa guess what? Tsukasa:Yasushi I swear take your nasty paws away from my father or I will kill you dead!
Hyuga:So you and Cobra whore around
Rocky:No slut shaming only slut encouraging,but yeah
Jesse:Tsukasa log out.
Jesse:When I would do all the hella kinky shit Cobra´s into I would be dead...
Yasushi;Oh how I love this shit.Tsukasa I swear I´m gonna be your step dad soon.
Fujio:You got Kiyoshi.
Kiyoshi:So,Yasushi and your dad´s could easily use a fortht!

Sara:Heart eyes motherfuckers.
Cobra:Where on earth do you get those?
Sara:I´m a hoarder for media evidence.
Tsukasa:Why do they look like they went to a fucking LMFAO concert?
Yamasto:Drugs.
Cobra:Yamato!
Jesse:Stop it you fucking prick. Yamato:I´m sorry I mean PartySmarties,DiscoMints etc....
Rocky:Where did yall put Tsukasa then? Jesse:Granny´s house for the weekend.He get´s spoiled.We get fucked up on a rave.
Murayama:Cobra-chan and techno? Tetsu:Fuck yeah when he´s wasted enough he can listen to everything.
Naomi:I saw him poledance to Taylor Swift
Yamato:Hah.Weak.I saw him twerk to orchestra!
Rocky:I will pay you whatever you want for that video
Hyuga:Whatever Discoboy is bidding I double it!

Jesse:„Take that fucking thing outta my face or I will choke you till you´re dead!“
Tetsu:Cobra.Not in the mood.
Cobra:Fucking stalker
Jesse:Yeah,you´re fucking your stalker
Yasushi:Then whack your weasle from now on,I will marry Cobra.
Cobra:Not even in my worst nightmare.But the crazy kid is right,you´re whacking your weasle from now on.
Tsukasa:Yasushi,go and touch some fucking grass
Noboru:Cobra doesn´t have a crazy people fetish.
Yamato:No.He´s the crazy one in this relationship.
Chiharu:No.Really???
Yamato:Once when someone tried to rob the gas station Cobra dowsed both of them in gasoline.Took out a cigarette and told that guy he should run,if he doesn´t want Cobra to blow the entire gas station up.
Hyuga:That´s hilarious.
Fujio:Something Yasushi would do.
Shidaken:No way!That´s insanely suicidal.
Yasushi:Nah,I´m not suicidal.The world would be a better place without me and that´s exactly why I have to keep on living.
Fujio:Weirdly motivational

Jesse:Sleeping beauty.
Murayama:Now that´s what I come here for!
Hyuga:That´s borderline pornographic
Jesse:What?I didn´t even upload our sex tape! Yamato…. Ice:Exmotherfuckingscuseme?!
Sara:He´s showing chesticals for locals in heat.
Yasushi:This man so hot I´m pissing steam bitch
Cobra:Im not sleeping im dead leave flowers then go fuck yourself
Jesse:a dead person wouldn´t kick me outta the bed four fucking times with the way u move in ur sleep
Cobra:at least i don´t snore as loud as a chainsaw
Jesse:I don´t.You´re mean!Meanie Mouse!
Tsukasa:My bed vibrates fromn ur snoring old man
Jesse:grounded
Fujiio:You do though.I once thought it´s an earthquake
Jesse:Fujio you´re grounded too.
Fujio:You can do that?He can´t.Right?Cobra-san!
Murayama:Skipped to Itokan to visit Cobra-chan and look who I found!Sleepy-Lion/Baby snake! Leopard fur and cupcakes!That´s such a adorable remix of Cobra-chan and * ewww * Jesse
Fujio:Gotta go and buy a wedding ring!
Jesse:*clutching my pearls and dramatically wiping away a tear* Yasushi:Why he so relaxed tho?!Sannoh Stoner Squad?
Tsukasa:No.I´m just relaxed when you´re not around to force my will to live to jump from Oya´s roof.
Murayama:No Sleepy Lion No Rude Boying down the roof!
Kiyoshi:What´re you gonna do bout it old man? Shibaman:Lean over the railing and scream Tsukasa come back!
Rocky:I get that Cobra wants his genetics out there,looking like he does.But why Jesse?! Hyuga:How you know the kid won´t turn out ugly like Jesse tho?Made with love and not a quick nut?!Jesse probably takes two minutes in bed and I´m being generous here.
Kizzy:Rocky´s right tho.Cobra?Sexy.Jesse?Not so much.Cobra?Beautiful!Jesse low key ugly.
Ice:it´s crazy that Jesse didn´t scare baby Tsukasa to death with his ugly mug
Yamato:Okay can we move on now.I got it.Jesse looks so ugly that he should hide his face till halloween so he gonna scare the kids better.
Jesse:Low blow bro! Sara:The only one that´s blowing´s Cobra.
Noboru:most kids should be swallowed and not concived anyways.Not Tsukasa tho,he´s an angel and we´re thrilled to have him.

Naomi:Cobra´s treat now that he goes to therapy!Text wouldn´t fit on a cupcake. Cobra:Gonna take em anti sad bitch skittles like candy now.
Ice:Swollowing pills like candy will keep your grippy sock vaccation away!
Hyuga:Or cause him to loose the last marble and send him straight to the nut house! Chiharu:We´re gonna miss you Cobra-san.
Tetsu:Don´t forget us in there with your new friends.
Dan:What friends his hand he´s gonna start talking to? Cobra:Relax you drama queens.I ain´t gonna go to the nut house before I killed all three of you too avoid going to jail:)
Yamato:Hey,at least Noboru studied law for like two minutes!He can recommand a lawyer!
Yasushi:You know what they say about crazy guys,they´re the best in bed!
Hyuga:Yeah wait and see Cobra in the padded cell making boats outta popsicle sticks
Rocky:Miss thing....Too much.Hyuga,too much.
Cobra:It´s crazy i don´t snort glue around yall crazy bastards.
Yamato:You´re grumpy today.What´s the matter? Sara:Easy.Didn´t get laid in a while.
Yasushi:I´m available.
Murayama:I´m not gonna say I´m judging.All I say is I understand.
Tsukasa:I am judging tho.Heavily.Fuck you Yasushi.
Cobra:Had a beautiful trip to Oya today!Guess what I found!Murayama!Wanna explain what fun game yall where playing? Dan:of course first time Cobra posts anything it´s to cause drama
Tetsu:Or a gang war!
Murayama:Cobra-chan nooooo
Murayama:also to my defence i never heard of part time stakes...
Todoroki:Cobra never said the name of the game.
Fujio:Woah!What´s that?And why am I not on it? Nakaoka:Better question.Why do yall bid on the Yasu-kiyo jerks? Furuya:Cause they´re crazy enough to fight a crackhead and stab him with his own spoon
Yasushi:When Kiyoshi the bitch that he is got stabbed by a chick
Kiyoshi:Most beautiful day of my life.
Hyuga:That Yasushi kid is my kinda bitch.A bone to pick and not a fucking care in the world.?Oh yeah.Oya!That kids Daruma now.
Tsukasa:That was when all the factions fought er who will take over the full timers Fujio.
Shibaman:Also why does every photo taken look good as fuck.Even Yasushi.And that almost had me gagging.Exept Kiyoshi...
Yasushi:You can stop gagging when you don´t deep throat Todoroki´s dick! Tsuji:Kiyoshi kinda looks like he´s yerking his chicken.
Fujio:Murachi!Long story short the others will kill you...
Todoroki:Guys we´re not that ghetto.We´re not gonna kill anyone. Yasushi:Speak for yourself,sugar tits.The night´s still young and I´m craving violence.
Cobra:Man you gotta be the wet dream of every psychiatrist who enjoys a challenge huh?

Tsukasa:That treassure is hanging in Yamato´s garage.Thought I share this beauty with the world.
Fujio:I love this!Noboru looks ready to tap out as soon as Yamato looses conciousness.
Yamato:I was only attacked by this feral squirrel you call a father when I was seated.Other wise that garden gnome would´ve needed a ladder to even have eye contact with me.
Cobra:Seated because you we´re eating.If you continue Naomi´s gotta feed you with a pitchfork.
Yamato:At least I eat like a normal human being!Not only cupcakes and tequila.
Jesse:I saw him once eat fruitloops,with marshmallows,candy and beer cause we we´re outta milk
Noboru:That´s nasty man
Kiyoshi:Hey!Yasushi does that with energy drinks! Yasushi:I also use energy drinks instead of water for coffee.Your point. Todoroki:That explains everything

Rocky:I love how Cobra and Jesse are in a relationship for years and have a kid together when this photo exists and is a year old
Jesse:Foreplay.
Cobra:Jesse!
Jesse:Oh yeah,my mistake.Foreplay would be a lot rougher.
Cobra:At least I didn´t loose my shoe mid fight like fucking cinderella.
Jesse:All I hear is that I´m a princess and I agree.
Ice:*wiping tears*remember in your early relationship?When you destroyed Jesses bed,couch and kitched table to the point of no repair?Good times.
Sara:They had a good time.I fucking wish I would be deaf.
Yamato:At least you´re not living two houses down.I heard that once.
Dan:Why does Cobra get so much action anyways and then there´s me.
Tetsu:Overworked and underfucked.Got it.
Naomi:Oh calm down you big baby.

Tetsu:Partying hard just like his fathers! Jesse:*le gasp* Zebra!Traitor.
Cobra:You dramatic little bitch.Stop crying.
Ice:Grown up so quickly.
Rocky:Oh yeah where where you when your son got wasted`? Cobra:Nowhere with no one doing nothing with nobody.
Noboru:It wasn´t even in Club Heaven...
Yamato:That´s it!Innocent!Lawyers decision! Naomi:He´s not a lawyer dumbass. Chiharu:Half a lawyer then!Congratulations he´s half innocent! Tsukasa:Relax,fun police.I was only slightly tipsy. Fujio:You tried to go to Jamuo in the middle of the night with a highlighter,cause he´s important.
Jamuo:At least you´re not Yasushi.I sleep with a knife under my pillow and a emergency sedative in a syringe near by bed strong enough to knock out a horse! Yasushi:Wow.Lovely.Fuck you you little woodland creature.
#high and low#high and low the worst#oya high#high and low cobra#tsukasa takajo#hanaoka fujio#todoroki yosuke#kiyoshi#sannoh rengokai#nishikawa yasushi#shibaman#tsuji#mighty warriors#white rascals#daruma#hyuga norihisa#rocky#yamato#noboru
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Thank you for your request!!
(more under cut)
Oh lord.
First of all, give this man a pet name.
He may not look like it but he THRIVES off of your attention and devotion to him
Anything, ANYTHING you give him makes his heart flutter in ways that no one has ever before.
But I do see him having a prefrance for petnames in languages other than English, since in his world, in his version of england, I would assume you would be jailed for even uttering a word in a language other than english
Also the fact that you would go against that??? if it's not your native language, and you still took your time to learn that language??? It just makes you even more attractive to him.
SECOND OF ALL,
He would totally call you things like "dear" or "my love"
He's just a classy man. There's no other explenation.
I feel like in his free time he would pick up french??
IMAGINE HIM CALLING YOU MON CHER???

(literally kicking my feet as I write this)
Um anyways
But yeah, imagine like just sitting in the shadow gallery, watching some old movies by yourself
And then you feel his gloved hand on your shoulder as he slightly massages it
"Sorry for being late, mon cher, something came up. What are you watching?"
I'd die on the spot.
I feel like he's just a simple, romantic man like that
tysm for requesting again!! I didn't know whether I could @ your account or not. Hope you liked it, I tried my best (even tho I wrote this at 3-4 am) !!
#x reader#fanfic#fanfiction#self ship#v for vendetta self insert#v for vendetta x reader#v x reader#self insert#v#v for vendetta
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Wakfu Rambling pt.3
Haha! I'm back yapping again! (Mostly headcannons/theories)
I like to think that all dragons have some sort of elemental power and that they're appearance coincides with that (ex: fire=red dragon, water=blue dragon, etc.), and that the only ones who don't follow this are the primordial eliatrope dragon siblings. I think they basically can use whatever magic they want.
Balthazar can't fight to save his life, but he's magically gifted. Bro can't throw a punch but he can zap out your soul ☺️
The Eliatrope siblings are gifted at using Wakfu, and the dragon siblings are good at using Stasis, they just don't want anyone to know.
Stasis is the equivalent of black/dark magic since it can kill people, so it's looked down on.
I feel like if it were in au, Adamai would be forced to play dad for Yugo. He seems a little more sensible, and because he's actually freakishly tall I feel like he'd basically try and stop Yugo from trying to do stupid stuff. Maybe not a dad but like an older brother forced to babysit their troublesome sibling.
OK, I feel like no one's talked about how tall Adamai got. He's taller than all his friends!! Like he fr be 6'0 no doubt.
ok ok... this may be a little out of pocket with no explenation.. but Adamai as a drag queen???
Do you think that they could of had miku concerts in the eliatropes old world? Cuz in the Waku manga and the show they literally build a whole rocket ships for thousands of people and have holograms. So it can't be that far off.
Yugo is beach and Adamai is winter. Yugo tans while Adamai buries himself under 20ft of snow. Imagine if they had taken him to Frigost....
I feel like I've just been skidding over the premise of my au/headcannon of Wakfu, basically I think the primordial eliatrope/dragon siblings are more powerful than they show/know because they wanted to keep peace within their people and to discourage violence.
Omg! Thanks for reading all that! Ik it's super disorganized, I just wanted to say all my thoughts atm
My headcannons of Wakfu are always changing omg. As of right now they're based on: Moana, Wicked, drag moments, evangelion, lucky star. (I just follow what's popular at the moment).
But once all of these popular things fade out into obscurity, I can always rely on the Wakfu Tumblr community to deliver.
doo doo!
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Good day/evening! Love what I have played of the demo so far, and am in awe of your talent as a writer. However I am not sure if this has been repeated to death, but I noticed that Hayden is very frequently missgendered for me. I play with Hayden as a princess, and she is frequently turned to His Majesty or just 'he'. Especially later on. My apologies if this has been stated to death :P I also wondered if there will ever be an explenation of the stats? I am a bit confused on how the percentage and level of elemental/close combat coexists, and what the EXP part is about?
Hello, and first of all thank you very much, glad you liked it. And sorry about that, I use a translator and sometimes the codes can give certain errors, but I will reread the chapter and try to fix these pronoun errors. Well, ExP is basically points that you can use to increase your skills. For example, if you gain 5+ experience, you can use these points to increase hand-to-hand combat or elemental gifts. I need to reorganize the power level you got at the beginning, but the Experience will also be used for other things later on, okay? And don't worry about the if focusing a lot on statistics, it won't be too much, and the focus will be more on choices and narrative ok.
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Okay guess who started to reread your work?? This time not rushing like I used to (haven't finished ofc, I'm in chap 3) Buuut I got to ask, if you can answer and is a world building thing- why didn't to get to the back of Dakota's head? I know you dont follow canon but do you have your own little canon explaination? Oh and I quoted some of the phrases so far:
Gosh, someone cracks their skull and dies once and suddenly asking for a clean neck is impossible. -Dakota, right after dying
Tom: the man with zero chills
“You are not jumping off,” the man said, it sounded more like an order. Which made him want to do the opposite of what the man said. -Me free 😂😂 I cant
Gross, he hadn't been hugged in years. This was weird, he didn’t like it.- proceeds to say exactly that
Every questioned answered with a question in the end- Dakota-Tom relationship be like
Too pale, too wiry, not enough callouses. Not enough scars.- ayo were you in a gang Dakota? (I'm sure I have asked that before)
“Morality is overrated,” Tom says. “Murder is in these days, don't you know that?”- Tom core, but I agree
“Are you mentally unwell?” Tom asks, sounding slightly concerned and also very much disgusted.- 1
Tom sighs. “Great, a mentally unwell dead dimwit, this day just keeps getting better.”- 2 (I will continue to keep count of how many times tom believes Dakota is insane)
"I hate you, I hate this I can't even murder you!" -Tom be like (not a quote but that's what he basically says 😂)
“Death is preferable over your company,” Tom tells him. -AND IM DEAD AFTER THAT
That is the highest praise someone ever told Dakota. NO I WAS WRONG NOW IM DEAD
Denial had always been his strong suit, he once denied reality so hard he managed to forget his entire identity once. - ayo??😂😭😭
Anyone from Dakota's past life would pity Tom- nice friends you got there, but I understand 😭😂 I'm pitying tom too
AAA REREADING? Hehehe I hope you enjoy!!! There is indeed a explenation why Tom's not on Dakota's back of the head. Somethig that will be explained since it's plot relevant, later on. But also I wrote Dakota in such a way that if he did wake up and there was a face on the back of his head he would say lmao no thanks and literally DIP immediatly. He'd throw himself at the first exorcist he'd see. Tom would immediatly kill the vessel etc etc. Dakota in a canonical situation would implode and Tom would have had to find another vessel to be a parasite to.
I'm giggling at these quoets and reactions I forgot how unhinged those chapters were haha. THE DAKOTA GANG ALLEGATIONS ARE BACK AGAIN??? (I think you said mafia last time). Haha gotta let you keep guessing :3
The denial bit was something I actually did once. Or twice. Don't ask. Dakota has some (read almost all) of my features. He's just very honest about it in his own head. He'd never admit to any of this stuff if anyone asked though. What a silly guy.
Pitying Tom together haha, he's having such a hard time poor dude. OH WELL, it won't stop, I think it's funny after all :D
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he snow on my chest till i er
hey so if some one. knows what this could possibly mean. let me know.since i dont even know any where to start thinking abuot it.
THX from tubbo sorry (ok so storyis heads gone achy all over again .like big YIKES so pulling my self together and just basiclly doing my job at work and i am all dizzy looking at your funny words funny man ..... whats this.hm?🤨hm.)👍 i aut to trademark that word then you cant make it into PUZZLES.!!!! which so turns out are mega migraine inducing trying to imagine a real actual explenation. so Thanks go er all by your self.
#ask blog#anon ask#c!tubbo#dsmp ask blog#snowchester01#ctubbo#dream smp#dsmp#las nevadas#dsmp tubbo#tubbo#snowchester
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Biancadoes1 confirmed that A is in LA ha ha ha Your ship is done. You have no explenation to this. You are delulu and mental
Ok? It changes nothing🤷🏼♀️ Nothing will change what happened on Sunday.. two people in love who can’t help themselves. I’m sorry not sorry that you and your minion friends feel so threatened 😌
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