#there's a lot going on here

[andorshitdaily]

So I've discovered a new twitter account from which to farm content....

[muzsmocsing]

Mo Xiang Tong Xiu heard about the black plague and asked "Should I make it worse? What if the buboes started fucking screaming? Wouldn't that be fucked up?" and didn't wait for an answer.

[lucky-clover-gazette]

Volo of the Ginkgo Guild

(Part 3 of The Outsider, Chapter 1/3, 3201 words)

Put simply, Volo liked being his own boss. Accepting any other chain of authority would prove itself a challenge. “Tell that to him,” the outsider said, nodding towards Ginter as he approached. “I am terminating your employment,” greeted Volo’s boss. Shit.

[nyyfever]

close enough, welcome back penguins holiday videos!

[knight-in-sour-armor]

[angeart]

(sneak peek on the thing i'm writing)

[babyitsmagic]

[minijenn]

Straight to Video Preview

Featuring Allison's soft debut as promised. Even over the phone, she's still A Bitch. Enjoy!

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“So we got the waterfall back and saved the town,” Mabel wandered into the shack, cordless phone in hand. She wore an excited grin as she detailed the events of the summer so far to whoever was on the other end of the line. “And then we solved this big huge conspiracy and found the eighth and a half president and then we almost went to space–and almost died–and then we-”

Mabel stopped short, her smile slowly fading as she paused to listen to the harsh-sounding voice on the other side of the phone. “Oh,” she said, her shoulders dropping a bit. It wasn’t lost on Steven, Soos, or Wendy when she let out a small, disappointed sigh as she absently twirled her hair. “R-right. Uh… sorry… Yeah, I… I’ll get him.” 

She sighed again when she pulled the phone away before calling for her brother. “Dipper!”

“Yeah?” he asked, poking his head into the gift shop. 

“Mom wants to talk to you,” Mabel said as she held the phone out to him. 

At the mere mention of their mother alone, Dipper froze, his eyes going wide. He quickly played off his alarm, however, when he noticed the group that was standing behind Mabel, watching curiously. “Uh… Y-yeah, ok,” he hesitantly took the phone, steadying himself for a second before he offered his mother a terse, tense greeting. “H-hello, Mom.”

Whatever she had to say to him was lost on all the others, though Mabel could hear a little as she stayed close by her brother’s side. To Soos and Wendy, this entire conversation seemed strange, from the way the twins kept exchanging unease, almost anxious glances, to the way Dipper could barely get a word in edgewise as their mother continued hotly rambling to him about something. 

To Steven, however, this was all so fascinating. 

He stood by, watching the twins with wide eyes as they spoke to their mother, an experience he’d never had and never would. It was so intriguing, to the point that he hardly even noticed just how unusual his friends were acting. He hardly even noticed just how much they didn’t really want to be speaking to her at all. 

“Y-yes, I have been,” Dipper nodded, clutching the phone like a vice. “I know… But I-” He stopped short, suddenly paling at whatever his mother was telling him. “N-no! You don’t have to–Mabel was just kidding about all that stuff, you know how she can get!” 

Mabel let out a scoff at this, fixing her brother with a frustrated glare that he all but ignored as he continued pleading with their mother. “Seriously, Mom, we’re fine. You don’t have to come check all the way up here to check on us–” His dread evened out into something akin to resignation with whatever his mother told him next. “Yeah, no, right, of course. You’re way too busy for that anyway, I forgot.” He scowled down at his shoes as he sullenly returned her farewell. “Yes, I will. T-thank you. Bye.”

The moment Dipper hung the phone up, he finally let out the loud, irritated groan he'd been biting back the entire call. He shoved the phone back into Mabel’s hands, as he stormed over to the other side of the shack, ranting all the while. “‘Ugh! She drives me nuts! ‘Make sure you’re keeping up with your summer studies so you can get into an ivy league someday’ this and ‘Stop reading those mystery novels, they’ll rot your brain’ that. Even when we’re several hours away, Mom’s still acting like she can control every little thing we do!”

“Well, hey,” Mabel shrugged, forcing on a small smile. “At least she sort of listened to some of the stuff I was telling her about this time. Until she told me to ‘stop making up wild stories again’ anyway…”

“Yikes…” Soos spoke up, frowning. “No offense, dudes, but your mom sounds sort of… intense.”

“‘Intense’ doesn’t even begin to cover it,” Dipper huffed, crossing his arms. “Our mom is probably the most stubborn, overbearing, bossy woman on Earth.”

“But,” Mabel piped up as her already wavering smile widened. “She only acts like that because she really loves us a whole, whole lot!” 

“Yeah,” Dipper bitterly scoffed under his breath. “Sure, she does…”

[i-say-spooky-you-say-scary]

Morrigan cosplayers must be having a blast with this one

[cattiesarts]

Occasionally I'll remember I can draw whatever I want - So I ended up sketching out a poorly drawn unicorn and my fursona being a freak on the same canvas, among many other drawings. Actually there's like seven other unrelated drawings on that same canvas let me just add the others:

I like using the same canvas for multiple small scale pieces. Saves me time and clutter space, and also it's funny to me.

[pray4saint]

s ! inbox fics update woohoo

– answered fics !!

bsf!ted nivison x reader, where ted promises you all his firsts ; dropped into charlie's inbox | my rb

roommate!bsf!schlatt x reader, where reader fesses up their feelings for their roommate ; dropped into meri's inbox | my rb

ted nivison x streamer!reader, where ted comforts his highly publicised situationship ; dropped in judah's inbox | my rb

poly!bsfs!tedschlatt x reader, where ted and schlatt get protective over you, their best friend, who they may or may not have feelings for ; dropped in void's inbox | my rb

childhood bsf!charlie slimecicle x reader, where charlie sets his feelings aside to take care of you on your birthday ; dropped in star's inbox | my rb

– unanswered fics !!

childhood bsf!charlie slimecicle x reader, where you are and always have been an integral part of charlie's channel and slimecicle identity ; dropped in sidney's inbox

bf!dream x reader & high school sweethearts!dream and reader, where you and your boyfriend do couples' tiktok trends together ; dropped in emma's inbox

– fics to be written !!

DTEAM & CHUCKLE SAMMY ;;

fwb!sapnap x reader, where your no strings attached arrangement starts to attach strings

bsf!foolish x reader, where high school party games expose secret feelings

situationship!poly!tedschlatt x reader, where your situationships appear on your love or host

situationship!karl x reader, where karl is tired of not putting a label on it but also is scared of being rejected

fwb!dream x reader, where dream wants to be more and insists on taking you on real date despite how many times you told him you didn't want anything serious

assisstant!foolish x ceo!reader, where foolish is so obviously in love with you but you're so flooded in work you don't notice

hookup!roommate!sapnap x reader, where you and sap have to re-navigate your relationship as roommates after an accidental, drunken night of fucking each other [roommates!dteam]

MARAUDERS ;;

sirius x delinquent!prankster!reader, where you meet sirius in detention and he finds out you might be even more trouble than him, but he can't help but fall in love

remus x transfer student!reader, where you bump into remus one day on your way to class and he takes you under his wing, unbeknownst to him he'd fall in love

james x sirius' sibling!reader, where you show at to the potter's in the middle of the night, during break, injured, looking for your brother after an explosive fight with your mom

[victusinveritas]

Art by Mort Kunstler

[captain-habit]

Sure. Okay. 🤔

[translucentbisexual]

Amber Gris?? In my Spotify????

[wearenotasfarwest]

In My Gif Era - Journey to Fearless

↪ Teardrops On My Guitar

she'd better hold him tight, give him all her love

look in those beautiful eyes and know she's lucky 'cause

he's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar

the only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star

he's the song in the car i keep singing, don't know why i do

[corner-stories]

What have I done?